[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Inanna, who couldn't get a satisfactory answer after a long time, looked at Nakahara Chuya who didn't respond, and was angry, "Are you planning to tear up the contract between us, Chuya?"

She spared no effort to raise this unknown ferocious beast to grow up, and irrigated it with divine blood to speed up the healing of his wounds and the growth of his strength. At such a critical moment, if this ferocious beast does not cooperate...

Frustrated with fetching water from a bamboo basket, Inanna isn't sure exactly what crazy thing she's about to do.Looking at the orange-haired young man under the god's seat, his gaze became fierce.

As long as Nakahara Chuya's answer does not satisfy the goddess of love and desire, she will immediately call down heaven's punishment to punish this ignorant person who dared to deceive the gods.

Nakahara Chuya: I should be acting with you, but I turn a blind eye.

He can't accept this script (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Anyone who is said to be inhuman twice in one day will not be in a good mood, okay?

"What do you want me to do?" If you don't give the goddess an answer, Zhongyuan Zhong also feels that he probably doesn't have to go out of the temple today, and asks a little tentatively. If you ask like this, the character design should not collapse.

Inanna, who was dissatisfied with Chuya's answer, sighed, walked down the seat with lotus steps, raised Chuya's delicate face with one hand, and said seductively, "Chuya, look at me."

The azure sea was peaceful, and Inanna had to admit that it was these blue eyes, like the sea that embraced everything, that attracted her, "Chuya, only you can help me."

The bright red lips parted slightly, "I want you to protect my personal safety at the last moment, even if you kill all the gods." With unquestionable force, rubbed the orange head into her white and greasy face. Chest, "I love you, Chuya."

Like the siren siren who confuses passing voyagers with her beautiful singing voice on the banks of the Rhine, her tone is gentle and gentle, and her black eyes are darkened, "After all this is over, I will give you the same eternal life as God. , and then we can be together forever."

She promised eternal life to the young man who was just in love, and promised love.

Inanna is very convinced that no man can refuse her request, which symbolizes the beauty of the gods. Even Anu, the king of gods, can't escape from sex?

Mafia carnivals often come at the same time as night falls.The gentlemen who were bound by etiquette and morality during the day took off that layer of disguise under the cover of night.

Love, blood, and violence fill every shadowy corner.Nakahara Nakaya, who grew up in this darkness, can be said to have grown up watching the darkness hidden under the peaceful Yokohama.

Ozaki Koye is a qualified teacher. In the Central Plains, when he was still young, he carefully taught him how to absorb the meager nourishment in this darkness to strengthen himself, but even the Ozaki Koye who dotes on children is the same. I think that as a boy, he should have more knowledge, and he is not opposed to some things, and has a supportive attitude.

He also said that as long as he does not indulge in female sex, he will not add more consultants.

With the support of the guardian, it is reasonable to say that Zhongyuan, who is still in adolescence, should be like an ordinary adolescent boy, full of curiosity and eager to try the beautiful sexual desires of young girls at the same time.

One must know that just by virtue of his status as a cadre of the port mafia, countless beauties will come one after another.

It stands to reason that in the Central Plains, it should also be regarded as reading a thousand sails, and the birth will be calm.

But... thanks to his asshole partner Osamu Dazai for his help.

As a rare conscience of the port mafia, and under the teaching of the eldest sister, Zhong Yuan, who respects women quite a lot, is more inclined to love love after the two are happy.

Who would have thought that this high-level cadre would be a rare pure sentimentalist in the mafia┑(￣Д￣)┍.

The date after date is either disturbed by a bandage maniac who suddenly broke in, or suddenly called by his subordinate Call with a crying call to wipe the **** mackerel's ass.

No matter how well-bred a lady is, she probably wouldn't be able to accept it. When the love is strong, the atmosphere is just right, but the lover suddenly receives a phone call and leaves in a hurry.

People clerk?

It's not that Nakahara didn't have a unilateral duel with Osamu Dazai for this matter, but he has beaten him, scolded him, and for that man who has already thrown his face on the ground...

What can he do?

Over time, Zhongyuan Zhongye became bearish on this aspect.

It's one thing to look down on it, but quite another to experience it firsthand!

I have to say that the clothes of this era, whether men or women, are extraordinarily cool, and people are very willing to show off their beautiful and healthy bodies.

Inanna, who was extremely confident about her figure, was the best among them. The waves were only covered by two pieces of poor silk cloth with little fabric.

Therefore, after kissing the smooth and soft chest, Chuya Nakahara, who was teased by Dazai Osamu as a virgin boy for thousands of years, was at a loss like a cooked shrimp.

The whole person was as stiff as a piece of wood, motionless, afraid that he would unconsciously touch something that shouldn't be touched.

"Will you let me get up first?" He asked in a slightly erratic tone.

Alas, the level of openness to sex in the Sumerian mythology system is basically comparable to that of an Olympian mythology. It is not easy to find such a young, shy, and delicious boy with explosive force value.

Inanna even started to think, should she just make a fake show like this for real?

However, before she could think about the result, she heard a noise coming from the gate of the temple. Amidst the slightly frightened tone of the guards, the closed temple gate was suddenly knocked from the outside with a "bang". ,opened.

"Oh, it seems that I came at the wrong time?" As he said so, Dazai Osamu's calm eyes concealed raging anger, "Goddess, you originally liked the dwarf model."

Looking at the priest named Osamu Dazai, the priest of the Mother of the Earth who came without warning, and a group of ashamed guards behind him.

No matter how unrestrained Inanna was, she still had to be concerned about her own image, reluctantly let go of Nakahara Chuya, and slowly straightened out the long skirt that was a little wrinkled due to the fight just now, and sat back on the seat of God , waved his hand to signal the guard to leave.

Only then did he look at Dazai who was sabotaging his good deed with a worried face, "I don't know why the envoy of Goddess Ningsang is coming to me at this time?"

Osamu Dazai did not speak, but stared at a certain handsome slug with a reddish face.As long as he thought of the scene just now, he wished to tear the old woman on the throne.

He heard the sound of raindrops falling on the green grass.

Of course he chose to forgive him.

Thinking of Sesshomaru, the fiancé of the legendary beast in the Western Kingdom, and looking at this enchanting and lifeless goddess of love and lust, Osamu Dazai feels that his surroundings are still full of forgiveness.

#If you want to live well, you must have more green on your head#

The iris-colored eyes were full of sorrow and looked at the silent little dwarf.

Nakahara Zhong also felt extremely embarrassed, anyone who came in suddenly would be better than Dazai Osamu, the mackerel!

Although he was grateful that he was able to escape from that suffocating chest, but!The current scene is not as good as before (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Even if he didn't look back, Nakahara Nakaya could feel the resentful gaze behind him, the hairs all over his body stood up, and he had an inexplicable sense of dislocation as a wife who was caught and raped by her husband in bed.

Turning his head away with a guilty conscience, he told himself that nothing happened just now, and everything was just his illusion.

With a knife on his forehead, Osamu Dazai suppressed his inner unhappiness, and answered Inanna's question with a smile, "Back to the goddess, I feel guilty because I suddenly fainted and offended the goddess at the ceremony, although you forgive me, But I still want to meet you in person and tell you about my guilt."

From the perspective of purely appreciating beauty, Inanna deserves to be called the God of Love and Sex. She has a seductive face, streamlined muscles, and a thin waist that can be grasped by hand, as well as a fatal attraction for men. With a few hints of naive allure.

What a formidable enemy.

Inanna didn't know the wild thoughts in Dazai Osamu's mind, but she didn't care about his slightly presumptuous eyes.

If you want Inanna to say, Dazai Osamu's gaze is what a normal man should have. Just now, even though Nakahara Chu blushed a lot, but as the goddess who controls the body, Inanna refused to admit that she couldn't even arouse that beast I owe half of my love.

She doesn't want to lose face when she says it out!

Finally, I found some confident goddesses. If you look at it carefully, compared to the slightly immature appearance of Nakahara, Osamu Dazai, a beautiful man who perfectly combines depravity and hope, is more in line with Inanna's aesthetics.

Seemingly aware of Inanna's thoughtful gaze, Osamu Dazai evoked a wicked smile, and flung a loving meme at Inanna seductively.

If you are looking for a lover, you should look for someone like Dazai who is experienced and knowledgeable, right?

Inanna was having a hard time making a choice, but after thinking about the prophetic dream she had been told earlier in the morning, she strengthened her position.

As long as she is alive, she can enjoy thousands of beautiful men, but if the god is dead, all talk will be in vain.

Therefore, when she looked at the hope of her life - Nakahara Chuya, with a smile on her face, a flying wave was passed over brightly.

A shift of the immovable trace ensured that after he had completely covered the little dwarf, Osamu Dazai did not respond to the Goddess's unsuspecting eyes, as if he didn't know what happened, "Goddess, actually I came here this time. In addition to apologizing to you, there is another important thing I want to report to you."

"Oh?" You must know that the conservative goddess Ningsang has always been displeased with Inanna's attitude towards playing in the world. She is really curious about what important business this legendary priest who is trusted by the goddess of the earth can have with her. discuss.

After uttering 'Battle of the Gods' with her lips, Inanna restrained her lazy sitting posture, "How do you know this!"

"This matter is related to the mother god Ningsang, do you think..." Nakahara Chuya, who was silently a wallflower, gestured with his eyes.

"Chuya, you go out first." Inanna said.

Chuya Nakahara: Meow meow?Because of the angle, Nakahara Chuya, who couldn't see Osamu Dazai's spoken words, was stunned.

Amazing my partner, you just confessed to me and got rejected, and then hooked up with beautiful women in front of my face?

However, he couldn't reveal it, and always felt that if he said it, it would be as if he was jealous. After bowing to Inanna again, he ignored the proud eyes of the mackerel, and Nakahara turned and left.

"So Dazai, what do you want to talk to me about?"

talk about what?Of course, it's about how to make you get rid of your coveted eyes on his little dwarf.A flat smile.

Of course, these are all from the heart, and what is said on the surface still needs to be a high-sounding fig leaf.

"Do you know why Goddess Ningsang trusts me so much?"

Inanna was caught off guard by irrelevant questions.How could she know, it couldn't be because of love!

"No, it's because I have an innate skill, and I can see some specific futures." Osamu Dazai walked forward, lazily picking up Inanna's curly hair scattered on his chest, and twisting it flirtatiously between his fingers.

After knocking down the offender's hand, Inanna glanced at it, "Human, do you think I will believe it?"

In fact, after Dazai Osamu said "Battle of the Gods", Inanna had already believed in Dazai Osamu's words, because she knew that no matter how much Ning Sang doted on this man, as long as he still belonged to the human race, the goddess of the earth This war will never be brought up against a human being.

"I once dreamed that the goddess of the earth gave birth to a king with two-thirds divinity, and this king ascended to the highest throne among the dead bones of the gods." It is like tempting Adam and Eve to taste the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden. Like a poisonous snake, Osamu Dazai, with the darkest blood of the mafia flowing in his bones, revealed his own threat at this moment.

"Impossible! It is impossible for the god king Anu to be defeated by a human with only two-thirds of divinity!" Seriously retorted, but Inanna, who was the half body of Anu, knew that Anu's power was declining.

This is the true reality of Ragnarok.

Just like an elder facing a wayward young daughter, Osamu Dazai tolerated Inanna like a vexatious child.

"No, you have already believed it." Not intending to give her any chance to escape, Osamu Dazai pressed on every step of the way, "You feel uneasy, because the power of the king of gods has begun to decline, and your power has also weakened. As for you, you are no longer able to maintain the image of a young and beautiful girl, but you have started to grow slowly."

When talking with the maids who served in the temple for generations, Osamu Dazai discovered a wonderful phenomenon. One day, the goddess who was awakened by a nightmare suddenly lost her temper, and after all the priests and maids who served in the temple that day were punished by God , felt that she had lost her morality, and even because of a momentary dissatisfaction, God punished the people who loved her.

The Goddess of Grief could not even listen to the prayers of her subjects who loved and respected her, so she closed the temple until 50 years later, she slowly revealed her real body.

Osamu Dazai nodded, thanked the girl who told him the secret with a smile, and asked, "I read in the divine books in the past, most of the goddesses appeared in the form of girls, why now..."

"You're talking about this." The maid blushed because she was able to get close to the approachable Priest Dazai, and replied with a smile on her face, "Because of excessive grief, the goddess matured mentally, and the goddess subconsciously hated the girl form to commit evil deeds." Own."

After thanking the girl again, Osamu Dazai felt as if he had discovered some great secret.

Thank you for those days in the West Country, because I had a Fusangshen by my side, and was paid special attention by Shinto, so that I gave him a lot of books about gods.

With Inanna's arrogance, she would never repent just because she accidentally killed a few humans, or even give up the girlish form she had maintained all year round.

It's like an elephant doesn't shed tears because it stumbled and trampled to death a few ants.

Then, he boldly speculated that some major change must have happened to this goddess of beauty, and she had to take a lot of trouble to close the temple.

So, the crux of the problem is that her appearance does not match the image of the legendary girl?

Osamu Dazai looked at the goddess who was visibly flustered, and knew that he had made the right bet.

Inanna was still struggling weakly, "Human, do you know what nonsense you are talking about? The crime of talking about gods, even if Ning Sang protects you, you will still die!"

"You won't." Osamu Dazai said confidently, "Don't you want to know the final outcome of that dream I had?"

"Tell me." It's a lie to say that you don't care.

"The proud king sits alone on the throne of God, watching this farce end lonely and desolately."

Inanna blinked in confusion, "What does this have to do with me?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai said obediently, "Don't you think that the new God King lacks a beautiful woman with both strength and beauty?"

Having said so much, this is the highlight of Osamu Dazai.

"Although you and the god king Anu are in a rare companionship among the gods, if you can get the godhead of the queen of the gods, you can get rid of the fate of falling into the gods." The poisonous snake in the Garden of Eden smiled and uttered sweet words that confuse people's hearts, " People die for money, and birds die for things. Even husband and wife have a saying that they will fly separately when disaster strikes. If this is the case for husband and wife, the relationship between you and the king of gods is not that close."

Although every sentence of Osamu Dazai spoke in Inanna's heart, as a god that existed in the world at the beginning of the world, she naturally would not put her treasures on nothing just because of a person's so-called prophetic dream that resembled right and wrong. The king of the human race, Gilgamesh.

"Empty glove white wolf or something, Osamu Dazai has to say that you really have a good plan."

Cursing his lips, Osamu Dazai sighed leisurely deep in his heart. It really is a huge project to fool the gods.

But what can he do, he is also very desperate.

Every time he traveled through time, he was either looking for a dwarf, or he was fighting with a love rival who suddenly appeared.

Confused.

"If you don't believe me, there is nothing I can do." Osamu Dazai decided to retreat instead of advancing, "Things must decline to the extreme, and the weakening of the god king Anu's power means that the new god king has been born. I think this, as a god You know more than me, a mortal. Why do you do such a thankless thing? You obviously only need a wink, and conquering the high human king is equivalent to standing above a million gods .”

"Which man in this world can escape the temptation of you, the goddess of love and love?"

So I beg you to let go of my little guy, falling in love across the dimensional wall will not have any good results!

Like this kind of hot potato, let's decisively kick it to the king of the second disease.

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