[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

This suffocating operation made the already hot-tempered Zhongya almost explode into a firework in the sky.

Hehe, the 22-year-old Dazai is really amazing.

Why don't you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?

But, even if he can't get used to it, in this strange environment, Zhong Yuanzhong also subconsciously chose to be silent, and I will just quietly watch you talking nonsense in one picture.jpg

"Heh, Dazai, don't you think your lie is too nonsense?" Unlike Nakahara Chuya who was silent, the blond king had no scruples.

"No, no, no." Faced with the lack of cooperation from his partner and the doubts of the high-ranking person, Osamu Dazai smiled, knelt down on one knee, and chanted, "Wang You~ You who have two-thirds of your divinity, As long as you check a little bit, you will be able to know whether I have lied or not."

"Hey, Dazai..." Nakahara was a little nervous and wanted to remind him, but he was worried about the King of Heroes, so he had to swallow the rest of the words.He signaled with his eyes that you are having fun, but he can confirm that he is 100% pure human.

Gilgamesh looked with interest at the two who seemed to have failed to collude with each other, but Osamu Dazai was an elder who brought him up after all, and he decided to give someone a chance to reform, "Dazai, You should know the crime of deceiving the king, right?"

"Of course, Jill." Very confidently pushed the little dwarf out, signaling the young king to be polite.

He didn't believe that Chuya, a fierce beast who was able to confront all kinds of big monsters in the Western Kingdom, could still be forcibly called a human being!

Gilgamesh put his hand on Chuya Nakahara's forehead with a slightly suspicious face, input divine power, and conducted a magic power survey.

After a while, the blond king put down his left hand, "Okay, miscellaneous cultivator, you've passed the test this time." It's ironic, if Inanna knew her favorite priest, she wouldn't even be considered a human being, at best she would only be civilized I don't know what kind of expression it will be if it is a beast.

If you think about it this way, it really makes people look forward to this scene.

Central Plains Chuya:? ?No, why am I not human anymore!You should explain it clearly to me (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Although he was one of the parties involved in the incident, he was subconsciously ignored by the other two.

"So, Jill, can we talk now?"

"Miscellaneous repair, what do you want to talk to this king? If it is too boring, the king will not forgive your disrespectful crime." The young blond king sat back on the throne, resting his left hand on his head, and shaking the scarlet red in the glass cup slightly with his right hand. wine, lazy mouth.

Osamu Dazai tried his best to recall the epic about the deeds of the King of Heroes, and after roughly aligning the various information obtained with the timeline, he patted his chest and assured, "Of course, I will not let you down." Serious nonsense What, he is the best at it.

According to Osamu Dazai, everything must be conquered from the dream that the king of gods had one day.Gods do not dream in the usual sense, but every dream they have is related to the future, which is the so-called prophetic dream.In that dream, the powerful and brutal human king would be feared by the people because of his atrocities, and the helpless commoners began to pray that the gods would send down the heavenly punishment to punish the king.But that king had unknowingly possessed the strength to resist God.

The twilight of the gods has come.

After the god king told the gods about this dream, even the gods, when faced with the eternal darkness, were also afraid of falling like ordinary people.They began to fear, they felt fear, and in order to prevent that day from coming, the gods wanted to create the strongest weapons that could fight it.Using the body of a ferocious beast as a medium, using the power of gods as an introduction, and finally attaching human consciousness to this body, a walking weapon of mass destruction was created.

However, due to the excessive pursuit of power during the creation process, the humanoid weapon named Nakahara Chuya has a powerful force, but it cannot be controlled.It is a complete failure.

"Failure?" Keenly grasping the key words, Gilgamesh was puzzled, it was just a temptation of divine power, and he could also know that the man named Nakahara Chuya was full of tyrannical power.

"Yes, after Chuya was created by the gods, he was abandoned by the gods."

Because it was so powerful that he couldn't control it at all.Once the Central Plains also enters a real state of madness, there will be no distinction between the enemy and the enemy, and there will be no end to death.

"Imperfect works are like stains to gods who think highly of themselves." Said the blasphemous words calmly, "But the powerful force in the body of the beast named Chuya Nakahara Let the gods feel sorry again."

So there is the existence of the goddess of love and desire, Inanna's favorite priest, Chuya Nakahara.

But now, all the things in that foreseeable dream began to come true one by one.Taking the opportunity of the people of Uruk's dissatisfaction with the king's violence, combined with the experience of the previous failure, the most perfect creation of the gods has been born.

"Oh Jill, that so-called most perfect creature will be your lifelong rival and best friend." After leaving these words, Osamu Dazai patted his butt , ran away with his little dwarf.

It's really exciting to run after you're done.

And Nakahara Chuya was shocked by the overwhelming amount of information. Today, 18 years later, he has not only successfully completed the process of degenerating from a human to a beast, but also heard that he has one more person who is called the most perfect. Brother of Creation?

This is really very complicated.

"Hey, Dazai."

"What's going on?"

"I remember you said that this world is actually a special ability, right? All the events have already been written, what we have to do is not to violate these settings, and live to the finale, right?" The voice was in a trance confirm to the man.

"Of course, Chuya." The answer was very decisive.

"This is really great." After getting an affirmative answer, Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a bloody smile, and the beast in his heart roared out, "He is really good, he can even write this kind of character setting come out."

Sure enough, when the time comes, he should be beaten to two thirds of death.

If you really want to say, compared to him who thinks he is an ordinary person with supernatural powers, a man like Osamu Dazai who takes suicide for fun should be more responsible for this setting.

Not paying attention to the slightly stiff body of the man beside him, Nakahara Zhong also asked, "You should know that unknown person with supernatural ability, right?"

After he gets out of here, he can find someone to settle the score, avoid unnecessary waste of energy, guarantee a one-hit kill, and never waste a single bit of energy.

Seeing the little dwarf with a hostile face, Osamu Dazai swallowed nervously, and took small steps away from the raging beast. Under Chuya's suspicious gaze, he nodded quickly, "Of course Chuya, that alien I am familiar with those with abilities, I am familiar with them." Why are you not familiar with them, except for the fact that the little dwarf is not a human being, isn't everything else made up by a person with supernatural abilities named Osamu Dazai?

"Oh."

Oh Yaoshou, where is he going to find such a power user for the little dwarf to vent his anger on him?

Regardless, forget it, the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridgehead.Osamu Dazai, who is very big-hearted in a sense, is a little worried about his collapsed life after the end of the mission, but who knows if the little dwarf will be hit by another space-time turbulence, and he will disappear again.

The flag stands tall, and Osamu Dazai shows no fear.

Little dwarf, get used to throwing away.

However, thinking of the original topic, Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes sparkled, "Chuya, let's go back to the original topic."

"Huh?" Nakahara couldn't help but stop, because of one after another of big incidents, he couldn't realize what the so-called initial topic in Dazai Osamu's mouth was for a while.

"It's too much to be in!" This was his first confession.

Zhong Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Then who stipulated that I must accept your confession for the first time?"

Osamu Dazai: emmmmm, what you said is so reasonable that I cannot object.

"However, Chuya, it's mentioned in the settings that Priest Dazai and the failed experiment are in a couple relationship." Seeing the obvious pause of the little man's footsteps, Osamu Dazai knew that this trick was very useful, and he added Li said, "We don't even know that the supernatural ability of the never-appearing person has other functions besides creating a fictional world. Zhongya, are you sure you want to go according to the setting?"

Although Chuya Nakahara knew that there was an 80.00% chance that it was Osamu Dazai who was making up things again, but... what if it was true?

"I don't care. Even if the mission fails, I will die in the end. On the contrary, it allows me to realize my long-cherished wish, and I can also invite a branch of the mafia in the port to die in love with the Central Plains cadres. No matter how you look at it, it is a steady profit. .”

Nodding seriously, "Chuya, count you, don't agree, we might still be able to create the history of the Yokohama Port Mafia, the youngest former cadre Osamu Dazai and his partner are also Mafia cadres Nakahara Zhong Ye both committed suicide for love."

In this case, even the boss will be shocked.

"Heh, Dazai, do you think I'll believe you when you say that?" Nakahara Nakaya calmly analyzed while suppressing the uneasiness in his heart, "If there is such a setting, either you told me at the very beginning, or I will never mention it until the mission fails."

"whispering sound."

Nakahara also heard Dazai Osamu's small voice, and knew that he had made the right bet. The old and new grudges came up together, and when he turned around, he kicked in a roundabout way, "Go to hell with me, you trash!"

Regardless of being hit by his extraordinary strength, Osamu Dazai fell limply and was pressed straight to the stone pillar by the powerful impact.

Looking at the horrified eyes of the guards and maids walking around, his mood became more and more dry, and after a soft cut, he strode away.

It's been four years since I saw the damned mackerel. Not only has his brain become more and more retarded, but even his face has begun to grow exponentially.

He even dared to make jokes, which is really a good temper.

Because of the sudden attack of the little man, Osamu Dazai was a bit overwhelmed, so he was hit head-on.

After struggling to get up from the ground, he felt that he should have a slight concussion, and he refused the request of the worried-eyed maid for help in a drowsy state. With that orange color, Osamu Dazai showed a wry smile, "Chuya, I didn't lie to you this time."

The first confession in his life was rejected, and Osamu Dazai felt very hurt.

What was even more hurt was that after the confession failed, Dazai Osamu, who wanted to find a dwarf to cultivate his relationship step by step, was euphemistically told by the maid in his bedroom that the priest from the Central Plains was invited to the temple by the goddess Inanna.

Osamu Dazai: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, tell me whose relationship between a pure god and a priest would be like this!

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very confused about this, why the goddess called him back to the temple in a hurry not long after he came back from the temple.

As the goddess of love and lust, Inanna's existence symbolizes beauty.To put it simply, it is the kind of coquettish beauty that when you see her, you don't think about other aspects except the bed.

But Zhongyuan Zhong also didn't look at Inanna again except for the surprise when he saw her for the first time. This time he was summoned suddenly, and he just saluted respectfully, "You are looking for me, goddess?"

Then look at the nose with the eyes, and the one who looks at the eyes with the nose is silent.

"Chuya, you're here." The moment Inanna came in from Zhongya, she kept aside the beautiful brunette who was still in the honey and just barely made it to the last step. Beckon and let him come forward.

The handsome brown-haired boy is the new Priest Shafin. Compared with the handsome boy Inanna loved in the past, this boy with some small freckles is more like the boy next door with the fragrance of the soil in the countryside.

Probably because of eating too much delicacies recently, Inanna is a little partial to this home-cooked dish.

So much so that Sha Fen had unusual thoughts because of this difference, but after all, she is a high-ranking goddess, and Sha Fen didn't dare to be proud of the goddess, so she naturally cast her temper on the innocent Zhong Yuan. body.

"Sha Fen, you go out first, I have something to discuss with Zhong Ye."

What kind of things can only be discussed if a man and a widow are alone in the same room? At this moment, Sha Fen's thoughts coincided surprisingly with a man who had failed in his confession.

Dazed by jealousy, Sha Fen felt that he could struggle a little longer, and he said with a hearty smile, "Goddess, let Sha Fen stay and learn Master Zhongyuan's skillful skills?" Swipe across the magnificent pair of Inanna.

He had heard from his predecessors that this much-loved Master of the Central Plains wanted to be exclusive, but every time he came, he would drive away the handsome man next to the goddess.And he doesn't want to be able to compete with the veteran concubine with strength now, but he still hopes to break the specialness of Zhongye in the Central Plains.

"Okay, Goddess, I will serve you well with Lord Zhongyuan."

"Puff... cough cough..." Because of these words, Zhong Yuan almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva, and coughed desperately, it really was enough, he is not yet an adult!Can you take care of the underage children?

Inanna adapted to this very well. You must know that this goddess is the kind who can control seven men overnight.

Even though she loved the boy, the proud god still felt a little impatient because of being opposed, "Shafin, I don't want to say the same thing again."

The majesty of the gods was only slightly leaked, which already made Shafin tremble. He prostrated himself on the ground, begged the goddess for forgiveness, and then expressed his obedience.

Staring at Nakahara Nakaya bitterly, he strode out of the temple.

"Chuya, come here." Inanna sat on the throne and waved to him.

"Yes Goddess."

"Chuya, the twilight of the gods is coming." Seeing the orange-haired young man obediently walk under her throne, Inanna said.

After hearing this word for the second time this day, Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his ears, "The dusk of the gods?"

Inanna nodded, "Yes, Zhongya, the God King has sent someone to take the sacred soil from Ningsang, the mother of the earth, to perfect Enkidu, the creation of the gods."

The predicted dream has begun to come true. Even Inanna, who is one of the original gods of this world, cannot guarantee that she can survive this catastrophe. Countless calculations that consume divine power are all inevitable. , and the only variable is this beast that does not belong to this world!

Grabbing Nakahara Chuya's hand with a little madness, "According to the agreement that I will bring you out of the deep forest of monsters, Chuya, you will have to protect me in this war." She didn't even care about protecting her goddess. The image, because of too much fear, the veins on the charming face are bulging, as hideous and terrifying as a demon possessed.

Many years ago, when the goddess of love and love passed by the monster forest, she found a wounded beast. The first time she saw the beast, she saw fate, and she could distort the Ragnarok, which was judged irreversible by the king of gods. In this fierce beast covered in scars, she saw a change in fate.

So she took him back to the temple and took good care of him, hoping to breed a loyal beast for herself.

And this moment has finally arrived.

Nakahara Chuya: Huh?It turns out that I'm not human after changing the setting?