[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Not Chuya, do I look so beastly?"

Osamu Dazai really wanted to roar like a storm, asking his former partner what kind of image he had in his heart.

"Isn't it Akutagawa?" Surprised by Osamu Dazai's strong reaction, Nakahara was also lost in thought...

"No." Osamu Dazai resigned to his fate, and gave the hint again in aggrieved manner, "I like people who are older than me."

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"Boss??!!" Chuya's voice trembled a little because of this guess... This fucking thing can only be called true love.

Osamu Dazai fell to the ground, "Chuya, you are really a single-celled slug."

"what?"

I don't understand why it's well said, why the sudden personal attack, "You damn mackerel, didn't you say it yourself, I know, male, older than you..."

There are only a few men he knows well, plus those screening conditions, if it is not an old man from Guangjin, only the boss is left.

Osamu Dazai: Hehe, you are so well-founded, it even makes people want to beat you up.

"Ah, I'm so annoying, this is not, and that is not, then tell me, who is it!" After being despised repeatedly for his IQ, the anger that had been suppressed in Zhongya's heart finally burst out up.

"It's you, Chuya..."

"Oh, it's impossible..." He rejected it with one vote without hesitation.

"Hey, why is it impossible? Chuya, you confessed to me on your 20th birthday." Of course, these words are made up, but no matter what you have to try, just in case you fool yourself Maybe even a tiny slug.

There is always a dream, just in case it will come true┑(￣Д￣)┍.

"Unfortunately, Dazai, your dream won't have a chance to come true." The deep voice broke the man's daydream.

"Although I don't know what will happen in the next four years, it is absolutely impossible for me at the age of 20 to agree to be with you."

I know my own affairs best, and Zhong Yuanzhong also likes the kind of urban women who are slightly older than him.

"That Chuya, will you agree to be with me?" Withholding all the external hippie smiles, Dazai Osamu looked intently at Chuya Nakahara, and made the first confession in his life.

"You guys are making fun of me, aren't you?" Nakahara Nakaya said calmly, "You really have a bad personality, Dazai."

"No ..."

Without waiting for Dazai to explain further, the maid who had been waiting outside and paying attention to the movement of the inner hall in real time, according to past experience, estimated that the time was about the same, pushed the door in, and said in a low voice, "Master Dazai, Lord Zhongyuan, Wang please two My lord, go to the palace of the king."

Interrupted by such a distraction, Zhong Yuanzhong had already reached the entrance of the hall, turned around and forgot about his partner who was still standing there, and turned around handsomely, "Hey Dazai, what are you doing standing there, you still can't keep up."

"Hi~" Forget it, the future will be long, and the future will be long.

After Gilgamesh heard that his former mentor Osamu Dazai woke up, he and Nakahara Nakaya stayed in the same room for an afternoon.

Immediately, immediately sent someone to invite the two priests, expressing that he had important matters to discuss.Hehe, Dazaiji, your temper has risen. You have been able to bear it. After coming back for so long, you didn't come to meet the king, but instead you stayed at home?

As soon as he entered the palace, Osamu Dazai was still slightly disappointed when he saw the blond king in very normal clothes.

I really want the little dwarf to see that golden armor together.

"Tsk, miscellaneous cultivator, who gave you the courage to look directly at this king?"

Although Osamu Dazai was entrusted by the Goddess Ningsang to be his guardian on the road of growth, but...

The young and energetic king looked down on the humble admirer of the mother goddess, this man who dared not even reveal his heart.

Unlike Nakahara, who was obviously defenseless and was suddenly attacked, Osamu Dazai adapted very well to such words because of his experience as a heroic spirit.

He greeted him very naturally, "Yo~ Jill, it's been a while since I saw you, you've grown up so much~"

The way the aunt of the residents' committee greets the children is just like the tone.

"Tsk..."

I have to say that sometimes a high seniority is really an advantage.

As for the oldest king of heroes, Chuya Nakahara, who only knows about the epic, and Dazai Osamu’s unknown truth and false information on the way here, let Dazai Osamu and the young king feel at ease. Machine gun.

There is a specialization in the art industry, so he only needs to be responsible for force suppression. In this kind of politicians, you come and go, as long as you eat chicken quietly.

"Then Dazai, the reason why you came back from the Mother God this time is because you heard about this king?" As a proud king, Gilgamesh has naturally heard the people's evaluation of him, so he said ironically The word '□□' was spoken.

Osamu Dazai: Director, this script is not right.

Didn't he come back to promote the fateful encounter between Gilgamesh and Enkidu, and destroy the traversers in it, that is, the time-traveling army?

What does it mean to suddenly add that he is trying to stop the king's atrocities!The ex-mafia cadre is a bit square, and I always feel that this question is beyond the outline, coach.

Dazai, who found that the script in his hand seemed to be different from others, had no fluctuations in his heart, and even faintly wanted to laugh.

"You should know that this piece of sky still belongs to God so far."

This is an era of the supremacy of theocracy, and according to Osamu Dazai's understanding of the character of this proud king, this is not a character who is willing to be subordinate to others.

Conflict is of course necessary.

"What's the matter, miscellaneous cultivator?" The scarlet eyes gathered a storm of anger because of the disobedient words, "Why, do you think the king will be enslaved by the gods?"

"No, no, no." Even in the face of the furious King of Heroes, Osamu Dazai remained calm. Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting. Since the script is different, it's better to improvise. I pray, I hope that the gods will punish and end Gilgamesh's rape."

"So?" For Gilgamesh, the fool who pinned all his hopes on others, the king would not even give alms to the curtains in his peripheral vision.

Shaking his head in distress, Osamu Dazai looked at the rebellious king, more like a junior who was not motivated, and sighed, "Haven't you found out yet?"

Pulling Chuya Nakahara, who was silently lowering his sense of existence, out of the corner, Osamu Dazai, who was playing hilariously, looked at the two men with confused faces, and smiled, "Chuya, he can't be called a human at all. Ah. Strictly speaking, he is an experiment for the gods to create the ultimate weapon to defeat you."

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