[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

After a lot of tossing, Zhongyuan Zhong also accepted his fate.

"You tell me where this is first, and what's going on, how about I just change my clothes?"

"Don't~"

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, calmed down his urge to rub the retarded man on the ground, and said silently in his heart, don't get angry, lose your temper because of the retarded, and there is no one to replace you when you get sick. After three silent recitations, Zhong Yuanzhong also felt With a heart like still water, and a face that sees through the turmoil of the three thousand worlds, He Eel asked, "Then what do you want to do? There is no sacrificial robe that I can wear here."

This is what Osamu Dazai was waiting for, and he nodded cheerfully, "Yes~"

Because if Lord Zhongyuan came to see Lord Dazai, nine times out of ten, the two would definitely have an in-depth and friendly communication.

In order to preserve the last semblance of sacrifice on the civilians, both Chuya Nakahara's house and Osamu Dazai's house have each other's clothes, so as to ensure that no matter how badly the two are beaten in the bedroom, they will go out. Behind the palace, the most popular sacrificial adults in Uruk are the top ones.

These memories are thanks to the black technology of the Government of Time, otherwise Osamu Dazai might not have thought of this.

"Dangdang~surprise~" After rummaging through the box like offering treasures, Osamu Dazai took out the clothes that were obviously a circle smaller than his own.

"Damn it, you really have it!"

"That's right ~ Chuya." Looking at the surprised little dwarf, Osamu Dazai smiled like a fox who had stolen a chicken, and motioned him to take the clothes in his hands with his eyes.

"Tsk." Angrily grabbed the clothes, it was really a mistake.

Anxiously confronting the dead green mackerel who followed behind him, "Hey, Dazai, why are you following me?"

Of course, it is to find benefits for yourself with ample food and clothing by yourself.

But, for the safety of his life, Osamu Dazai smiled and said honestly, "Chuya, this dress is very difficult to wear, let me help you..."

Before he could finish speaking, a straight punch was greeted in the front, "Who are you underestimating, Dazai!"

After narrowly dodging, looking at Chuya who was on the verge of eruption, Osamu Dazai had no choice but to put the meat-eating plan aside regretfully deep in his heart, raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "OK, calm down in OK, too."

"Hmph, if you dare to follow me, I will really kill you, Dazai."

Looking at the well-behaved Dazai who looked like a .JPG, Nakahara said uneasy.

After casually nodding, Osamu Dazai counted silently deep in his heart, "1, 2, 3, ... 9"

"Dazai Osamu, get out of here!" Looking left and then, Nakahara was still unable to find out which was the top and which was the bottom from the several balls of white cloth.

"I told you that this dress is super difficult to wear~" If it was so easy to wear, it would be a waste of his time to search for it for a long time.

Mopping up and aboveboard, with his hands helping his partner to dress, he carefully measured every inch of skin on the little dwarf's body inch by inch.

He finally got his wish and got a close look at the most sexy waist in the Central Plains, and poked it with his little finger very viciously.

Nakahara also felt like there was a bolt of lightning in his body, and it came from Dazai's fingers quickly, because of this sudden numbness, his legs were a little unsteady, "Uh... bastard, don't touch it randomly. !"

Nakahara Zhong also thought it was full of momentum, but in Dazai's ears, it was more like a cat being rolled into a ball, making a delicate coquettish sound.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that button is too difficult to fasten." Osamu Dazai withdrew his evil hands with some reluctance, and was irritated by the sudden slap, his voice was slightly low, "Okay, Chuya." in AXSX

Upon hearing these words, Zhong Yuanzhong, who was still looking like a bird clinging to a person just now, immediately jumped away, and pulled around the sacrificial robe that was too complicated for him in an extremely unaccustomed manner.

And then... "Dazai, don't you think that after delaying for such a long time, you can muddle through the initial topic?"

"Ah, could it be that I didn't do my best in serving Zhongye just now, that Zhongye turned his back on him so quickly after using him up?"

The ambiguous words didn't make Nakahara, Yu Zhinan, who had been harassed by a man with a bad personality for a long time, blush as Osamu Dazai hoped.

Even his heartbeat wouldn't speed up for a second, Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, "Oh, are you going to tell me?"

With a charming glance from his blue eyes, Osamu Dazai felt that he could probably understand the stupidity of those ancient foolish kings laughing at the flames and playing princes for the sake of the Bomei people.

Because...if he substitutes himself into the faint king, and Zhongye into the evil concubine who wreaks havoc on the country...

Let alone a country, even if Nakaya said he wanted the bright moon in the sky, Osamu Dazai would have taken a ladder to pick it off for him.

Obsessed with beauty, he couldn't help himself, "Zhong can also regard this place as a special ability of a person with a special ability."

He couldn't explain clearly in a few words, Dazai Osamu thought for a while, reversed the facts, and said in an easy-to-understand way, "Probably we have been recruited, and we must follow the established timeline in this world composed of supernatural abilities to ensure that While I live to the end, I guarantee the life of a specific hero..."

While the little man was deep in thought because of his own words, he boldly pinched the little man's baby fat that had obviously not dissipated... This familiar touch, the tasks that piled up rapidly after Chuya, and the rapidly diminishing body shape...

Nakahara Chuya, who is used to this level of harassment, didn't even blink, "You will pass this first, then tell me, Dazai, how old are you now?"

The young port mafia cadre has not yet achieved the restraint of the 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya when the two blacks reunited when the organization invaded Yokohama later.

It is more like a sharp knife, ready to stab the enemy anytime and anywhere.

Dazai, who was asked this question in a daze for a moment, looked at his young partner and felt a little emotional, so it was not his own fault that he didn't like the little man at all before.

Just as Dazai Osamu knew Chuya Nakahara's every movement and breath, Nakahara Nakahara also knew this partner who had been with him since he entered the port mafia.

You may not have noticed it when you were first summoned, but...

After so long, this man still hasn't covered up at all, isn't he blind?

"Chuya, I'm 22 this year~" the tone rose, "Come on, call me brother~" It would be even better if you could add a love word in front of brother...

Looking at the mentally handicapped man covered in florets, Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted softly, "Then Dazai, answer me, have you left the port mafia?"

It hits the nail on the head, and without giving a certain bandage a chance to waste the machine's reaction, another question comes directly to the surface with bloody wind.

"Why do you think so?"

"Dazai, I'm your partner..." With a meaningful sentence, Nakahara Chuya stretched out his right hand to lift the right bang of the man with a bad personality in front of him, and looked straight at the iris-colored area, " There is already hope for life in these eyes..."

It is no longer the emptiness and disregard for life of the past.

He couldn't think of a way other than leaving the port mafia, there was another way to fill the blood with black men belonging to the mafia, and in the darkest abyss like a kite, plant the hope of life Another method of flame.

Although he was not reconciled, Zhongyuan Zhong also knew from the very beginning that if this man had been living in the port mafia...it would only be a matter of time before he collapsed.

"Ah... Chuya has no confidence in me..."

"Ha ha."

Being hit by sarcasm, Osamu Dazai slandered and covered his heart, "It's too much, it's too much. If I say that love changed me, would you believe me?"

Nakahara Chuya: Keke, I just watched you bragging quietly, "Do you have any misunderstandings about yourself?"

Which good girl would fall in love with a suicidal maniac blindly?

"Eh... Chuya, did I mention that she is a woman?"

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !It's amazing my slaughter, it's only been four years, and you've evolved to the point where you can eat both men and women.

In the memory of the Central Plains cadres, the invitation to dance by the hot and beautiful beauty at Osamu Dazai's coming-of-age ceremony seems to be a matter of yesterday.

"Don't worry, Dazai, I won't discriminate against you."

Osamu Dazai was a little helpless, "Chuya, don't you want to know who that person is?"

It would be a lie to say that you don't want to. After all, although they were not partners in the same period, Osamu Dazai suddenly announced that he was leaving the order, which still made Zhong Yuan Zhong feel a little lonely.

You agreed to be single and hang out together, so you go and get out of the single quietly.

The boat of friendship is a series that turns over when it says it will.

"Then would you like to tell me who it is?"

"Of course! After all, you are my best partner!" Dazai Osamu's eyes glowed, and he happily almost realized a tail, "And, Chuya, you know that person too."

Zhongyuan Zhongya finally became interested, and he also knew men.I still don't dislike this little fool who often falls ill...

A figure gradually appeared in front of his eyes, "Hey, Dazai...you can't be..."

"Hmm..." Osamu Dazai felt that his hint was very obvious, no matter how slow the little dwarf was, he could still think of it, nodded hopefully, and encouraged him to boldly speak out the answer with loving eyes.

Looking at this picture of Osamu Dazai who is in love, Nakahara Chuya's luck finally dissipated, "Could you be targeting Akutagawa?"

It is an interrogative sentence, but Zhongyuan Zhong has already been able to identify it.After all, Akutagawa was picked up from the slums by Dazai, and he has been teaching him hand in hand, even though the methods are slightly bloody.

But the kid's respect for Osamu Dazai...

"Huh?" My pants are all off, you show me this.

But he didn't expect his astonishment, which strengthened Nakahara Chuya's inner guess. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

"Osamu Dazai, you beast, Akutagawa-kun, he is underage no matter now or four years from now!"