[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he was probably the only normal person in the three-person team.

Seeing Dazai Osamu, who is not far away, excitedly dragging Enkidu, who is full of wild survival skills, about to go on a jungle adventure, he sighed deeply.

There is always a kind of self like a parent who takes two brats out for an outing, worrying about what the kids eat, worrying about the kids drinking, and also preventing the dead brats from running out of their sight.

"Hey, Dazai is getting dark, where are you going?"

"Chuya, you're really long-winded." Osamu Dazai squatted in front of the fire and pulled the flames with a branch, very dissatisfied that his jungle exploration plan had run aground, "And this wilderness is really boring .”

"If you, a bastard, hadn't suddenly convulsed and jumped into the river, we would have arrived in a small town with people, instead of eating dry food bitterly."

Speaking of which, there is a burst of fire in the Central Plains.

According to the meaning of the goddess Inanna, it is necessary to dig the corner of the wall before the god king reacts.To be more specific, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya acted as the enlighteners of Enkidu, the madness of Amri Gilgamesh, and then Inanna came forward to present the strongest weapon of God to show sincerity.

Let's not say what the plan is.

Although Nakahara Chuya was very embarrassed to hear it, but after Osamu Dazai made up some random things, it has to be said that the effect is very significant. At least Enkidu's hostility towards them has been reduced a lot.

Enki lacks common sense and is not stupid. Coupled with the sacrificial robes that Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya didn't hide at all, it is natural to see the problem at a glance.

"Priests from Uruk, are you trying to prevent me from fulfilling my mission?" Enkidu, created by the king of gods as the strongest weapon, has the only mission to kill the cruel king and end his mission. Dark reign.

Osamu Dazai smiled and shook his head, "Oh, Enkidu, you are so arbitrary."

"Arbitrary?"

"Yes, arbitrary!" Staring at the puzzled Enkidu with a smile on his face, Dazai Osamu gave him an affirmative answer, "It is not arbitrary to unilaterally define our king as a cruel and arbitrary person just because of the prayers of his subjects. What?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt that he had fallen into a misunderstanding of thinking. Instead of deliberately matching the goddess Inanna and Gilgamesh in order to dissuade Gilgamesh, it was so thankless!

Anyway, no matter whether he treats Inanna or not, after the battle of the gods, whether she wants to or not, she will definitely fall into a deep sleep!However, Gilgamesh, who exists as a heroic spirit, is different!

He obviously has a gay friend with whom he has always been ambiguous!In this case, why did he want to look far away at the beginning.

After thinking about it, Osamu Dazai looked at Enkidu with a confused face, this is not a lost lamb, this is simply a living Bodhisattva who saves suffering!

"Hey, Dazai, don't try to make trouble." Nakahara Nakaya looked at Dazai's innocent smile, and his whole body was about to explode. Judging from his years of experience, every time Dazai showed this smile, he would never Something good will happen.

But as the No. 1 in ancient and modern times, who was dubbed by his friends as always dying and never being surpassed, is Osamu Dazai the kind of person who will restrain himself because of a warning from Chuya Nakahara?

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"Nani, Nani, did Zhongye agree to my marriage proposal?"

"I'm afraid you haven't woken up from a dream."

"Oh, what kind of capacity do you want to take care of others? Let me explain first, if it's just a partner, I won't admit it."

I would like to reiterate again, except for Mrs. Dazai, the second type of person will not accept thank you for those who can give me their opinions and ask me to correct them humbly.

In terms of shamelessness, none of the ten Central Plains can compare with Osamu Dazai, who has no such magical creature as face.

After confirming that the little man would not interrupt his reading of the strongest cheat book 'Zui Dun', Osamu Dazai began to sell Amway with peace of mind.

"Enkidu, do you know Gilgamesh?"

"Of course I know." The divine blood creature was created because of the king's tyranny. Before he had self-awareness, all the gods around him kept mentioning 'tyrant' and 'Gilgamesh' in his ears. , and the prayers of countless subjects day and night, hoping that the tyrant's rule will come to an end.

On this issue, Enkidu can be said to have a very good say.

However, before he could open his mouth, the black-haired young man, who had no offensive power against a creature made by God, easily denied his thoughts, "No, you don't know him. Your so-called understanding is It's very one-sided, it's formed from the complaints and entreaties of gods and common people, the most intuitive one is, boy, do you know how much Gilgamesh can resist in one night..."

Nakahara Chuya exerted force on his toes, and a roundabout kick swept straight to the back of the unprepared Osamu Dazai, preventing the conversation from developing in the direction of the Eighteen Bans.

"You bastard mackerel, show me some seriousness!"

The crisp bone cracking sound came from behind Dazai Osamu, the huge momentum and the accompanying pain made the unsuspecting Dazai Osamu's legs go limp, and in the next second, the attribute [Immortal] was activated, avoiding a certain People spend the rest of their lives in a miserable life of being dependent on wheelchairs.

"It hurts, Chuya!" But in front of the little man who silently began to do warm-up exercises, Osamu Dazai really didn't want to recall those years when he was in the port mafia, every time the little man quarreled with him and failed to win, in the end It often ends with full martial arts, "Tch, physical monster."

Enkidu: ? ? ?I will not eat this dog food, thank you!

"Okay boy, let's treat the joke just now as a way of enlivening the atmosphere. Now let's get back to the topic. Do you think a tyrant must not be a sage?"

Osamu Dazai, who grew up in the port mafia, escaped through calculations, and then joined the armed detective agency, an organization of justice, he cannot deny the protection of Yokohama by the criminal group of the port mafia.

"Sometimes the boundary between black and white is not so easy to distinguish, young man." The tone of the senior was full of ten.

Enkidu couldn't understand, "But, countless people are crying because of the tyrant's tyranny."

To put it simply, I don’t eat this wave of Amway.

"Pfft." It's rare to see someone deflated in Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a sneer with unknown meaning, "Dazai, you also have today."

"Do you have any good method for that?"

"Of course it's a fight!"

"Heh, he really is a short man with a brain full of muscles." Osamu Dazai said coolly.

Zhongyuan Zhong also let out a cold snort, and directly bypassed the man who wrote Osamu Dazai and read it as a garbage dump, and went straight to the green-haired boy, "Come and fight."

Very simple and crude, but surprisingly effective.

The most perfect creation of the gods refers not only to Enkidu's incomparable power, but also to the perfect figure. Enkidu, who claims to be a weapon, is still eager to fight even though he has self-awareness.

When the matter developed to this point, Osamu Dazai obediently shut up and stepped aside.

One force breaks all ingenuity, which is exactly this scene.

Osamu Dazai once said to his master that the strongest hole card he has is the little man named Chuya Nakahara.

After Chuya said these words, all the calculations were directly brought back to his mind by Osamu Dazai, the only thing he had to do was, "Chuya, come on~"

I haven't seen this feeling of eating plain rice for a long time.

Watching the battle between the two non-human beings fighting in two balls of light ahead, Osamu Dazai was so emotional that he almost shed emotional tears.

Since leaving Yokohama inexplicably, can you imagine that a civil servant who relies on brainpower for food has become the main force of the battle most of the time!

He just wants to simply paddle aside and enjoy the experience quietly _(:з」∠)_.

Fortunately, this time between the two is not so much an endless fight to the death, but more like a friendly exchange of ideas.

After realizing that the two could not win for a while, Enkidu stopped first, "Well, I think Mr. Dazai is right, I should first get to know the rumored 'tyrant' Let's make a decision."

"No, boy." Osamu Dazai said suddenly.

Enkidu: ? ? ?This is very embarrassing. How long has it been since you changed your mind, Gouzi?

"What I mean is, you may need to pay for one of our war horses first." Pointing to the horse bone not far away suggestively, "Young man, do you know how expensive a horse is now?"

Not to mention that because it was two high-ranking priests who represented the will of the goddess and went to the Magic Mist Forest to fight against heresy, this configuration was naturally extraordinary.

To put it simply, Enkidu is still poor and white, and this meal basically eats up the money of an ordinary family of five for almost a year.The more intuitive conversion ratio is that ten slaves are almost equal to one war horse.

"So boy, don't you think that you, who are heavily in debt, can leave the creditor alone and leave?"

Enkidu is as quiet as a chicken. Before he stepped into the human world, he has already felt the warmth and warmth of human feelings.

The upright green-haired boy was stunned, this question is beyond the outline for him at this moment.

Enkidu was full of embarrassment and embarrassment, "I...I will work hard to make money and return it to you."

"Oh? Just relying on you, a black household with no official introduction, to do odd jobs?"

Facing the evil debt collection forces, Enkidu regretted for the first time that when the mother goddess Alulu asked him if he needed a desirable weapon when he left the God Realm, he justly refused.

For the first time, the green-haired boy who was in deep financial crisis deeply missed the artifact that he detested given to him by the mother goddess Alulu...the huge gemstones on it were used as decorations.

"So boy, it's not your choice to leave with us or not, but you have to leave with us, understand?"

The kite-colored eyes proudly looked at a little dwarf who was still adjusting his breathing, showing off with his eyes, did you see, this is the power of knowledge.