[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

The war between Shenshu and Otsutsuki Kaguya has never stopped.

The survival instinct made the sacred tree hate Chuya Nakahara and Kaguya Otsutsuki who took away its life crystal fruit, and after Kaguya Otsutsuki fused half of the fruit belonging to Chuya Nakahara and forcibly merged with it, The resentment reached its peak.

"Are you saying that all of this is caused by the sacred tree?"

"Yes... and no."

The plausible answer made Kaguya frown, and she asked seriously, "What does this mean?"

"Do you think the sacred tree, which can't even preserve its own shape, can influence us for so many years?"

"what do you mean?"

Nodding silently, Osamu Dazai pointed to the sky vaguely, "I doubt the existence of the sacred tree, which is an incarnation of world consciousness in the human world."

As powerful as Otsutsuki Kaguya, she has faintly touched the existence of laws, so she nodded after thinking about Dazai Osamu's guess, "It's not unreasonable."

200 years ago, Osamu Dazai landed on the moon for the first time, and the method agreed with Kaguya was to blow up the moon and use external forces to forcibly break the seal.

not to mention……

When Osamu Dazai came to the moon last time, even in the sea of ​​consciousness, Otsuki Kaguya still couldn't condense the entity, but this time...

Last time, although due to the effect of world consciousness, he did not lift the seal, but he pried open a small corner of the originally intact Earth Explosion Star, and through this small corner, Otsutsuki Kaguya began to slowly recover his strength.

"Your strength is constantly strengthening, which means that the sacred tree is gradually weakening."

Therefore, after a serious illness, he would recall the irrationality that he hadn't noticed before, "But why is this? Why do I think of it at this time?"

A gleam of light flashed in the white eyes, Otsutsuki Kaguya was short of breath because of Dazai Osamu's words, she stood up impatiently, "What do you mean?"

"Yes, world consciousness, no, it's the law that thinks you're about to return to the human world!" Osamu Dazai slowly got up, his expression soft, and he walked slowly to Kaguya Otsutsuki, "Although hundreds of years have passed, This time, after all, we won.”

"Is your supernatural power still unusable?"

"Emm...It's not possible to directly cancel the Earth Explosive Star like this." If the world is compared to a large-scale program, the law is a large-scale anti-virus software, and [Disqualification in the World] exists like a pathogen. Law will endure with one eye turned a blind eye, but if Dazai Osamu dare not follow the established rules and forcibly lift Kaguya Ji's seal, Law will dare to chase and kill thousands of miles away, and will never stop dying!

"Then what's the point of your coming here?"

"Ah...you are really too much, sister Huiye after so many years, ask yourself, who else would go out of the way to leave the earth and come to the moon to chat with you?"

"Heh." Kaguya snorted coldly, "Osamu Dazai, don't think I don't know what you're planning."

Mr. Dazai blushed when his heart was punctured, and he admitted it openly, "I and Chuya are legally married big sisters! Even if you are Chuya's older sister, you can't break us up!"

"How dare you say it!"

In the sea of ​​consciousness, there was another wave of ups and downs, Hui Ye glared at him, every time she thought of this, she wished she could slap the shameless man in front of her to death, "Do you really want me to tell you in detail what is going on with your so-called marriage?" Is it?"

"Chuya knows everything!" Regarding the fraudulent marriage, Mr. Dazai refused to admit it!He is 100% sure that he and his little guy are in love!

Because of a little accident, Otsuki Kaguya and Nakahara Chuya got separated when they came to Earth.

Kaguya Otsutsuki didn't worry about it at all. Chuya's strong strength was one aspect, and another aspect was that before they came to Earth, they had already agreed to gather in front of the sacred tree.

but!When she reunited with Zhongya again, there was a man who couldn't tear it off, who claimed to be her fiancé, a man who had no merits except thick skin.

"Anyway, Chuya admitted me, big sister~" Dazai, the winner in life, Zhi smiled triumphantly, it was the wisest decision he had ever made to be able to strike first and confirm the status with Chuya.

"Please wait a little longer with that little slug, it will be over soon."

"Really?" He was noncommittal about Osamu Dazai's statement, "Then I'll just wait and see."

then……

Then when Mr. Dazai was ready to drink some tea with his sleeves fluffy, he was kicked out of the sea of ​​consciousness by Kaguya Otsutsuki. Don’t think she didn’t know that Dazai who ran to the moon largely wanted to paddle Fishing, wait for Hei Jue to handle everything almost, and then go back to pick up ready-made.

How can there be such a good thing!

Kicked out of the sea of ​​consciousness suddenly, returning to a barren desert from the blue sky and the empty white, Mr. Dazai, who couldn't react, blinked in confusion, softening the aura of destroying everything around him, adding Feeling a bit silly.

"Oh, you're awake." Otsutsuki Tonero hugged Foxonosuke with one hand, and poked Dazai with the other, with a bit of pity in his tone, "You're such a weirdo."

It was the first time he had heard that the only request made by the people who spent a lot of time to get to the moon was to sleep.

At first, Otsutsuki Tonero was curious and skeptical, but as time went by, listening to the man's steady breathing, he finally had to admit that the man named Osamu Dazai might really be a weirdo.

"Who is better?"

Stretching lazily, Mr. Dazai got up without any posture, and sat down cross-legged, "Well, I haven't slept so comfortably for a long time, and I also had a beautiful dream!"

"yes."

"Of course!" Osamu Dazai stood up, stretched his stiff limbs, and tried his best to invite him, "Would you like to try it? It's really super comfortable~"

"No, no need."

Taking a nap in the desert at noon, Osamu Dazai was not roasted into dry meat by the scorching sun, which is really unscientific.

After returning the fine fox to Zhao, Datong Musheren said indifferently, "According to the agreement, you should go back."

It can be said to be very indifferent.

"Oh, She Renjiang is so indifferent!" Crying and accusing, "Obviously he even petted a little fox for you!"

However, he still strode towards the opened passage, and waved his hand, "Sheren-chan is free to come to Earth to play~"

"Remember to look at the crystal, there will be super interesting things happening~"

The gradually closing passage concealed the gloom on Osamu Dazai's face. He stroked Honosuke's smooth fur one after another, as if he was straightening out his messy thoughts, "Kaguya Otsutsuki, what are you hiding? What am I?"

Osamu Dazai had a faint guess in his heart, and the darkness in his eyes became more intense because of this guess, "I hope it's not what I thought."

After returning to Earth, he despised Heijue’s work progress a little bit, and Mr. Dazai hated iron for being weak, “Talk about it yourself, Erwei over the Land of Thunder, I’ll drag the people from Yunyin Village directly The power is thrown in front of you, why do you still let him run away!"

It is the two-tailed cat and the rare brain power among the tailed beasts. It does not want to get rid of the shackles of Jinchuriki all the time, so it is aware that when the Xinji wrote to Yunyin Village with evil intentions, it did not remind the two Yumu people.

But, just like that, the cat ran away again!

Mr. Dazai raised his forehead, "Forget it, tell me how many tailed beasts are there besides Erwei?"

Uchiha Madara has successfully resurrected with the help of Uzumaki Nagato's reincarnation eyes, and the most critical step is the tailed beast.

"Except for the two-tailed cat, the only thing missing is Konoha's nine-tailed nine-horn." Heijue said, "But you know, there is Senshouzhujian..."

The unfinished meaning is very obvious, you caused the trouble yourself, please solve it yourself.

Mr. Dazai paced back and forth, "Does Uchiha Madara know that Senju Hashirama is the reincarnation of the dirt?"

"I probably know."

Black is definitely not sure about this.

"You said that if I reincarnated Senshou Feima and Uchiha Izumi's dirty soil again, and then staged his eternal nightmare in front of Uchiha Madara, would Uchiha Madara fight his breath and vent his anger with Senju Zhuma? Desperate?"

The more I talked about it, the more I felt that this was a good idea. Mr. Dazai couldn't help nodding, "Well, let's do it like this!"

"Do you have the DNA of Senju Tobema and Uchiha Quanna?"

"No." The answer was firm, Osamu Dazai patted Heijue's thin shoulder vigorously, "Young man, the organization favors you!"

"what?"

Mr. Dazai, who thought he had completed his mission, ignored Hei Ze who was stunned, got up and left.

He thought silently in his heart, there must be extra cells in Danzo, should he give Kakashi a big gift?

If Uchiha Madara knows that even after the death of his precious brother, his cells have been used by others in an attempt to achieve some ulterior secret...

Substitute yourself into Madara, and then substitute the little slug into Quanna, "Danzo will probably die without a place to bury~"

"Master Dazai, why do you hate Danzo so much?"

Foxnosuke was sweating coldly listening to the conspiracy of the pale and bloodless man, even under the bright sun, he still shuddered, "You are a villain, and Danzo is also a villain."

So why make things difficult for each other?Besides, Danzo doesn't seem to have offended my aunt.

Shouldn't it be...

At this moment, Foxnosuke suddenly remembered a sentence that Kakashi boy said when he was regarded as a child's word, "You must still miss Hatake Shigeru, right?"

Foxnosuke felt that he was a bit square.

Immediately, it was knocked on the head, "What are you thinking about, Xiaoqi! Of course, there is only one reason why I don't like Danzo."

"Uh-huh."

"He's too ugly. It lowers the appearance of our villain camp."

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