[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Of course, Mr. Dazai has a good reason for wanting to kill Danzo.

It's like... Danzo ugly.

Ugly.

Very ugly.

And it doesn't matter if he is ugly, the key Danzo has no self-knowledge.

"Xiaoqi, you don't know that during that time, when he came to my house to insinuate my relationship with my daimyo, my fragile eye blood vessels burst!"

Foxnosuke couldn't refute this point at all, because when they came to Konoha from Daming Castle, Dazai-sama's body was so fragile.

The first time he saw Danzo, he cried.

The real kind of blood and tears.

Although Mr. Dazai gave the reason that Danzang looked too much like the man who raised him who died young, he felt a little emotional when he saw Danzang.

Danzo didn't know whether Osamu Dazai was cursing him to die young, or if it was because of his heart. He looked at the two tears of blood hanging on Osamu Dazai's pale face, what else could Danzo say?

Of course he just smiled and said: Really.

And from that day on, Osamu Dazai never looked directly at Danzo again.

Not to look down on him, literally.

Because of Dazai Santa, from that day on, as long as Danzo is present, he will close his eyes. The official saying is that he is afraid of touching the scene. Is the real reason——

To protect the windows of the soul, start with little things.

"Aren't you afraid of overturning the car, Mr. Dazai?" Foxnosuke was a little desperate. We all belonged to the Otsutsuki family hundreds of years ago. Can we get along peacefully and friendly?

"I'm not afraid, Xiaoqi."

Foxnosuke dared to swear, Osamu Dazai looked at it with pity in his eyes, and he heard Osamu Dazai desperately say, "Xiao Qi, you will not forget, I will not die, right?"

Oh shit, Foxnosuke really forgot.Damn mermaid meat, damn curse.

It hugged Osamu Dazai's thigh with a whimper, turning into a white fox-shaped pendant, piercing his heart, "You are not afraid, I am."

It is just a little fox, its biggest dream is to eat all the fried tofu and wait quietly for the end of life to go to bed.

Even if it is the same as Honosuke No. [-], [-], [-], [-], [-], because irresistible forces dissipate in this world, it can accept it.

However, due to the work of the God Judge, please allow him to solemnly refuse the death method of being implicated.

Dazai Osamu didn't care about Fox's slight resistance. He took out a bunch of scrolls from his arms, and squatted down in distress. Which one should he choose?

Is it this cute Tui Jiang?Still a calm and reliable Yakuza, oh... Ran that child seems to be still angry because he gave Kakashi the imitation short knife that the child gave him last time.

"Go back when the time comes, and wait for the child to buy two beautiful little skirts." He remembered that the proprietress of a fabric shop in Konoha was good at tailoring kimonos, and he wanted to finish this job before the war broke out.

Silently set aside the scroll depicting Chaos Blade.

"When it comes to assassination and revenge, it really is that child!"

Dazai Osamu held up the scroll in his hand, very distressed, "But...kill Danzo or something, the follow-up will be very troublesome."

Maybe he accidentally exposed the secret that he wasn't dead.If so, it will be much less fun~

Osamu Dazai rested his chin on his hands, staring at a hill of scrolls piled up on the ground, lost in thought.Alas, it's not good to have too many sharp knives at home. Isn't this going to kill people with difficult choices?

What?You said that according to the rarity, the so-called European knives are favored?

Don't be kidding, how can there be his little dwarf Ou?

How can a rare knife be as capable as his little slug?

After contemplating for a while, Mr. Dazai finally made up his mind, he stood up abruptly, "It's decided, let's all go and play!"

Yes, this time the secret operation was positioned by Osamu Dazai as a relaxing 'play' before the big war.

In this world, even if the government of time has tried its best, it can only send in one fox. This is because in this world, noble families practice the five ways of yin and yang. a loophole.

As for the knife masters of Honmaru?

Sorry, the skill trees of each world are lit up differently. This world does not have the concept of Fusangshen. Those who can be sent by the government of time to defend Dazai are more loaded with the relevant data of the Honmaru swordsmen. puppet.

Moreover, because of the different power systems, if these puppets do not have some special spells, it is basically difficult to be discovered!

It is simply a must-have conscience product for killing people.

Fox Nosuke didn't want to talk anymore, and the judge came to this conclusion after thinking for a long time, hehe, as long as you are happy.

Really.

It will no longer love.

Osamu Dazai said that he wanted to reincarnate Uchiha Izumi and Senju Togama with the reincarnation of the dirty soil, and reproduce the nightmare of that year, but it was only limited to talk.

But Danzo must be crushed to death.

It doesn't have to be so complicated to crush Danzo, and if you don't pay attention, you will get yourself into the game. They can come up with something simple, such as...

"Should I congratulate Uchiha-san on your successful resurrection?" Osamu Dazai sincerely wished Uchiha Madara who was in full state and successfully absorbed six tailed beasts.

"Heh, where did you go, Osamu Dazai?"

The missing person returned again, but Uchiha Madara didn't give him a good face. He questioned the whereabouts of the man.

The coercion around him instantly tilted towards Osamu Dazai.

Foxosuke hiding in his arms exploded in an instant!Its spiritual body, which was already oppressed by the law, was oppressed again, and the power of the highest power in this world was only leaked, and Fox Nosuke couldn't bear it.

It was trembling in Dazai Osamu's arms, its spiritual body almost collapsed.

This is a rough hand with the smell of disinfectant gently attached to its body, and the spiritual power is slowly input, maintaining its almost collapsed spiritual body at a critical point.

The ability [Disqualification in the World] is activated.

Foxnosuke once again breathed fresh air and felt the beauty of life.

Great, the feeling of being alive.

Facing Osamu Dazai who didn't change his face, Uchiha Madara put his hands around his knees, "Oh, Osamu Dazai, you are really amazing."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Mr. Dazai completely regarded Uchiha Madara's words as a compliment, after all, this is the only man who can be compared with Senjujuma, the god of ninja world.

If you think about it this way, as a brain schooler, he is really a little shy.

"Forget it." Madara Uchiha didn't expect Osamu Dazai's thick skin to stop talking, "Then why did you find me now?"

"I investigated the secret of the resurrection of Qianshou Zhujian."

"what?"

Osamu Dazai didn't panic when he said this, he even began to gossip with great interest, "Speaking of which, do I remember that you and Senjuju are old enemies?"

The iris-colored shallow eyes were full of puzzlement, and she looked straight at Uchiha Madara, hoping to get an answer.

"So what?" Uchiha Madara didn't think there was anything to hide about this matter at all, "Although Senju Bashima and I are old enemies and will never die, but in the world of Quannin, he is the only one who can compare with me! "

These words are not unruly, but Uchiha Madara has enough strength to support him to say such words.

"Yes, yes. I see." Osamu Dazai nodded, "Then do you know about reincarnation?"

"what?"

"If I remember correctly, Senshou Zhujian returned to this world through the reincarnation of the dirty soil."

Uchiha Madara had a feeling for this answer, but he didn't understand why Dazai Osamu mentioned Senju Bashirama at this time.

"Oh, you're really in a hurry~" A little shy, like a girl who is being enthusiastically pursued, Mr. Dazai blushed, stomping his feet like a girl and said coquettishly, "You know that the necessary condition for the reincarnation of the dirty soil is to have a certain DNA of the summoned person ?"

"Don't you wonder why after so many years, there are still people who have the cell fluid from Qianshouzhujian?"

He handed out two tubes of fluorescent green liquid from his arms, "Why don't you open it and take a look? All the secrets are in it."

Madara Uchiha looked at Osamu Dazai hesitantly, took the test tube, opened it carefully, and sniffed it lightly.

"This! It is! Who!!"

In this test tube, he sensed the chakra of his long-dead brother Uchiha Izuna!

"Won't you look at another test tube?"

"Thousands of Hands!!" He grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar, and the overwhelming chakra poured out. The rabbit, which was originally red, was even congested like a ruby. "Osamu Dazai, what does this mean?"

"Cough, cough, cough." Osamu Dazai slapped the man who was restraining his tie vigorously, but Uchiha Madara didn't respond at all. To him, Osamu Dazai's resistance was as insignificant as an ant's bite.

Osamu Dazai gave up, and he said with difficulty, "The so-called reincarnation of the filthy earth is to recall the dead from the other side. Senju Hashirama is the first experimental subject, but it will never be the last...cough cough...the last one! "

Uchiha Madara was extremely angry and quiet, he threw away Dazai Osamu, but calmed down.

"So, their next step is to revive Quanna and Senju Feijian? Use Quanna to control me?"

What a naive idea.At this point today, even Quanna can't stop him.

"That's not it." Osamu Dazai covered his neck that was red from being strangled, and grinned, he must have broken his skin, "The most peculiar thing about the reincarnation of the dirty soil is that the powerful people summoned for the convenience of the caster will directly kill them." Their minds are regarded as - war puppets."

"By the way, Qianshou Zhujian was almost wiped out of his mind back then."

"They dare!" The rabbit, which has been passed down from generation to generation in the Uchiha family, was terribly jealous.

Regardless of the furious Uchiha Madara, Osamu Dazai moved forward calmly and said, "Don't you know the most about whether they dare or not?"

"Heh, Senshouzhujian, is this the peaceful and beautiful world you promised me?"

Mr. Dazai: Wait, what did I just miss?