[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

What I never expected was that Mr. Dazai finally went to heaven again.

After negotiating with the Shi Zhi government, Honosuke turned around and found that it was taken by Osamu Dazai to a deserted place full of yellow sand and no grass.

Foxnosuke suspected that he had frequency hopped: "Master Dazai, we should not have left this world yet, right?"

"of course."

Heaving a small sigh of relief, Foxosuke looked at the unfamiliar environment curiously, and then was blown by a gust of wind and fell flat on the ground in Dazai Osamu's arms.

"Pfft." This is Mr. Dazai who couldn't hold back.

After making a big joke, Foxnosuke refused to show his head again, buried his small head in Dazai Osamu's warm arms, and asked in a low voice, "Master Dazai, have we reached the country of rocks yet?"

In Foxosuke's little head, the endless desert = the country of rocks, so it will ask such a question.

"Oh no."

"Oh? Then where is this place?" Foxosuke poked his head out, opened his eyes wide, and kept looking around, hoping to find something, but it was in vain, because looking around, it was either a piece of yellow sand or a piece of sand. Huangsha, where is there any landmark building (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

"This is Earth Explosion Star."

"What?"

"In layman's terms, this is the moon we often talk about."

Fox Nosuke: That's amazing, my aunt, why don't you go to heaven?

Oh, you're already in heaven.

"What do you want?" Honosuke asked nervously.

Dazai strolled on the barren and rugged lunar surface, raised his hand, picked up the big bag full of souvenirs in his hand, and said solemnly, "Of course this special festival of the New Year is used to connect with relatives and friends."

Hearing what my aunt said, Foxnosuke noticed that Osamu Dazai was wearing too formal clothes today.

It faintly had a bad premonition, "Master Dazai, the relatives and friends you are talking about are..."

"Hush." ​​A finger rested on Fox's mouth, "Xiaoqi, there are some things that you must never say~"

He blinked ambiguously, and after successfully shocking a certain little fox into a coma, he lowered his voice, his magnetic and gorgeous voice was like a thin hook, seductive, "This is the secret between me and Xiao Qi." Oh~"

Nodding blankly, the cold wind blew again, Foxosuke shivered all over his body, and finally woke up from the beauty, he lowered his voice, "You are crazy, if that existence knows, we might really will die!"

"Oh, will you die?" Trembling with excitement, like a young girl Huaichun, Osamu Dazai trembled with excitement because of the worst result revealed by Foxnosuke, "That is really the best result. ~"

Looking at Osamu Dazai, who didn't look like a fake, Foxnosuke thought it was really stupid, knowing that this is a fanatical suicide lover, why would he challenge his slender nerves.

"However, the weight of the whole world is oppressing you until your body is unbearable, and you explode and die. Dazai-sama, do you really want such a painful death?"

"..."

The short pause let Foxosuke know that he was right. As the information said, what this lord pursues is a fresh and hearty suicide without too much pain. Obviously, such things as exploding and dying are not very suitable for him. The aesthetics of suicide.

"Okay, Xiaoqi, you are right."

"Then let's go back?" Fox's help was a little excited. This was a confrontation between it and the God Judge, and it was the first time he backed down!

Therefore, it is unavoidable to push an inch.

After a moment of silence, it was suddenly lifted by Osamu Dazai, and...

"Master Dazai is about to vomit!!! Help!!! I'm afraid of heights!!!"

Being thrown high suddenly made Honosuke's brain go blank for a short time, and then burst into a shrill cry, and the dizziness of weightlessness made him afraid and worried.

Although it is Fusangshen, Foxnosuke is a standard terrestrial animal!And there is no plan to develop into the bird in a short time! !

Seeing its face getting closer and closer to the first rock, Foxosuke desperately covered his eyes with his furry paws, unwilling to see the scene of the tragedy.

Then, he fell into a dry and warm embrace.

"She Renjiang, do you like foxes?"

"Fox?" The little Datong Musheren looked blankly at the warm and fragile existence in his arms.

"Yes, a small, fluffy, squealing fox."

"No, it's too noisy." The immature Tong Yin pierced Fox's heart like a sharp arrow.

Honosuke, who escaped from the dead, froze. Did he feel disgusted?

"I'm here! I'm not making noise!!"

Then Tonero looked at Dazai blankly, as if to say, look, I'll just say it's noisy.

"Well, She Renjiang, you are right." And nodded seriously.

After being stabbed one after another in a short period of time, Honosuke felt very tired. It was just a simple and unpretentious little fox. Why did you take it out on him?

"Then Sherenchan, according to the agreement, please help me take care of Xiaoqi for a few days~"

"En." After taking the souvenir from Dazai Osamu, Tonero nodded and left without hesitation.

As for the opinion of the fox in question?

Sorry, the two who had already completed the handover ceremony subconsciously ignored it.

Osamu Dazai was chased by the world consciousness from the moon all the way to the earth last time, until he fled to Daimyo, and saved his life in the presence of God's relative, Daimyo of the Land of Fire.

But the passage from the earth to the moon hidden in the desert that he accidentally discovered was blocked by the world consciousness that became angry from embarrassment.

However, the passage from the moon to the earth is still there.

You really don’t know how hard he has worked so hard to connect the maps of hundreds of years ago with the landforms of the current five major countries through the existing data of the Hyuga family and continuous analysis of the data.

Ok……

What was said above, Mr. Dazai actually—hasn’t done it.

The only thing he did was to let Hei Ze steal a copy of the core stone slabs hidden in Senju and Uchiha's house.

Of course, it is not the place that has been changed by the hacker, but the real content of the slate.

Thanks to Sage of the Six Paths for his good habit of taking notes at any time, Osamu Dazai discovered a way to contact the Otsutsuki family from the earth, and finally successfully fooled (crossed out) the other party to open the channel.

Coming to the center of the seal again, Osamu Dazai knocked on the ground politely, as if he was knocking on the door.

"Big sister Huiye, I'm here to see you."

"Oh? Dazai, didn't you flee back to Earth like a lost dog?" Sensing the familiar scent of Chakra, Otsuki Kaguya slowly woke up from the deep sleep of the seal, dived into the sea of ​​meaning and taunted hoarsely.

"Did you come this time to lift my seal?"

"Sister Huiye, I want to ask Chuya?"

After a brief pause, Kaguya roared helplessly and angrily, "The child sacrificed himself to the sacred tree to save me and turned into the other half of the fruit, and he is still sleeping."

"Really..." Osamu Dazai nodded, and began to report on his preparations with Hei Ze.

He calmly looked at the long snow-white hair in the sea of ​​consciousness, and the white eyes and eyebrows sat in a blank space, as if the long years had stripped away all her humanity, leaving only the inviolable divinity.

"You didn't come to me this time just to talk about this, did you?"

"Oh, you have seen all this, big sister." Osamu Dazai praised sincerely, and then he asked seriously, "Do you still remember when you forcibly absorbed the sacred tree and fought with Otsutsuki Yuromo and Otsutsuki Yumura, Where am I?"

Uno Goddess looked at Osamu Dazai puzzled, she couldn't understand why he would suddenly think of this question after so many years.

"Of course you're standing by my side, Dazai."

"That's it."

"What happened?" Keenly aware of the strangeness in Osamu Dazai's expression, Kaguya asked.

"I feel like my memory has been tampered with."

Calmly coming to this conclusion, he added, "My memory will disappear when it reaches the middle, and it will end, and I can't remember the rest anyway."

"Also, Big Sister Huiye, do you still remember my ability?"

"what?"

Dazai Osamu's guess was further strengthened by Otsutsuki's stunned expression, "You can tell me the supernatural power, my [Disqualification in the World] can nullify any spell."

Dazai Osamu's reminder not only did not remind Kaguya of any vague impressions, but her brows became more and more tightly wrinkled, and she subconsciously retorted, "This is impossible, if what you said is true, why did you say it before I was sealed? , I didn’t expect you to come directly to the moon to give me an outstanding seal.”

On the other hand, nullifying all spells is equivalent to nullifying all seals.

"Don't you think it's strange? Not just you, even my client, when he came to the moon for the first time, his first reaction was to use the power of Otsutsuki Kafa to directly destroy the moon and break the seal forcibly."

As Dazai Osamu's words unfolded, the aura of the tall Uno Goddess suddenly increased. She was so angry that she was so arrogant that she would be played and applauded by a mysterious figure who didn't even know her face. The blood vessels in her eyes burst, The entire sea of ​​consciousness caused waves of fluctuations due to the anger of the Goddess of Mao.

"who is it!"

"You should have guessed it, didn't you?" The pale lips parted slightly, revealing the taboo name.

——Sacred tree.