[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

Mr. Dazai has been a little depressed lately, anyone who would show his heart and confess to his sweetheart anxiously, received such a reply...

No, this is not an answer at all!Chuya didn't realize that this was a confession at all, did he?

The mood is very delicate.

Blue Skinny Mushrooms.

Stuck in the futon, recalling the scene of that day, Osamu Dazai became more and more frustrated, finally threw off the futon and roared, "Chuya, you are such an idiot!"

"??"

"Big idiot! A hopeless single-celled organism!"

Frowning slightly, Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Dazai with a fierce look on his face. Is it because I, Zhongyuan Zhong, can't hold a knife anymore, or is it because you, Dazai, have become adrift?Dare to challenge the limit of his patience again and again?

Just as he was about to use practical actions to make a certain mackerel that flew into the sky roll back to the ground and crawl obediently, a black regional butterfly flew into the Kazuya lightly and landed in Dazai Osamu's fingers.

After interpreting the message conveyed by Territory Butterfly, Osamu Dazai opened the door and faced the sunlight, "Chuya, the drama we have been waiting for for a hundred years is finally about to begin."

"Oh?" There was a flash of excitement in the blue eyes, "This is really exciting."

The last sentence is full of murderous aura. Anyone who has been in this invisible state for a hundred years will not be able to help but get excited when he suddenly learns such good news.

"Of course, this century-old drama created by the famous poet Osamu Dazai will not let you down."

At the same time, the appearance of virtual reality is too frequent in this world, which has seriously affected the living conditions of normal human beings.

Under the order of Room 46 of the Central Committee, the captain convened a meeting of captains to discuss a solution.

In the end, it was decided to let Rukia Kuchiki of the thirteenth squadron go to the real world to assist the resident god of death to eliminate Hollow.

The day before Rukia's departure, Osamu Dazai knocked on the door of Kuchiki's house.

"I haven't seen Dazai-sama for a long time, brother is still working in the team, and it will take some time before he can come back."

"Oh, I haven't seen Rukia-chan for a long time. She has grown into a beautiful girl." Osamu Dazai looked at the short-haired girl in a white kimono with admiration, with a little regret in his eyes, "It's such a pity. In two years, I will definitely invite a beautiful girl like you to die in love with me~"

Rukia grabbed her white wrist with a slightly panicked look, and kissed politely, "But if you do this now, Chuuya will be jealous."

"Who the hell would be jealous!"

"Yes, yes, Chuya will not be jealous, but I will be jealous."

Even if people around her told her that Dazai of the [-]th squad and his brother were best friends, no matter how much time passed, she still couldn't believe it.

It is indeed one of the four unsolved mysteries of the Kuchiki family.

Although not as nervous as when they first met, when facing Osamu Dazai, Rukia still couldn't hide her awkwardness. In the past when he came to Kuchiki's house, she would at most just say hello to Dazai. To cover up her panic, she soaked her hands Passed out the thick tea, "Please drink tea."

"Lukia-chan, don't be so restrained." Osamu Dazai said, "I heard that you have received a mission to go to the present world?"

"Yes, Dazai-sama."

"As an experienced person, let me tell you some little knowledge that is not in the textbook."

"Really? Thank you very much." Rukia said and gave a big gift to Dazai.

Wei Wei waved her hand awkwardly, "Oh, it's really embarrassing to ask a beautiful girl like Xiang Rukia to salute me."

Osamu Dazai gave out the list he had prepared earlier in the morning, and Rukia took it with both hands. After reading it carefully, she asked softly, "Urahara store?"

"That's right, that's right, Rukia-chan needs to go to the present world to buy the skeletons from him~" Osamu Dazai hooked his hands at the girl, and when Rukia approached in confusion, he whispered, " That store manager is an old friend of your brother~ As long as you tell your name, there will be a discount."

"Once again, thank you very much for telling me this, Dazai-sama."

It is no exaggeration for the Kuchiki family to be kind to Rukia, but the stern elder brother, the dignified grandfather, and the whispers of the people around make the girl's life extremely depressed, and she also pays special attention to the poor. Did the words and deeds of the born self shame the Kuchiki family?

Especially in front of this elder brother's close friend, she especially didn't want to be rude in the slightest.

"You are joking, Dazai-sama."

"Ah, look at Chuya, I just said that Bingshan face can't take care of people."

The gorgeous tone is full of disgust.Rukia raised her head in surprise, amidst the praise for her brother all around, she never thought that Dazai would say such disgusting words.

Seeing that the girl finally looked up at him, Osamu Dazai smiled gratifiedly, "That's right, Rukia-chan has such a beautiful face, you need to dress it up properly. Speaking of which, last time I clearly wanted to I personally handed over the gift box I brought back from this world to Rukia-chan. But Byakuya is unwilling."

"Why is your lord unwilling?" Perhaps Dazai Osamu's expression was so resentful at this time that Rukia couldn't care less about maintaining the reservedness of a noble girl for a while, and couldn't wait to ask.

"Because that guy is a dead girl!"

"Are you joking?"

"Of course not!" Osamu Dazai said angrily, he grabbed Rukia's slightly callused hand, "I'm the No. 1 on the black list in Byakuya's heart that he must never be alone with his cute sister~"

Rukia's brain was a little overwhelmed, and she felt a little ridiculous. At first, she was sad that her elder brother never introduced her to her friends who devoured her, but in Dazai's mouth, the truth seemed to be another matter .

She repeated blankly, "Master Brother's blacklist?"

"Enn." Osamu Dazai suddenly lowered his voice, "I'm telling you, Rukia-chan, that guy Byakuya is a deadly moron!"

Kuchiki Rukia felt a little dizzy. She felt that the Kuchiki Byakuya whom Osamu Dazai spoke of, who put aside his official duties and played hide-and-seek in the woods with a black-skinned woman, who was nicknamed others, was just as upright and unsmiling as the one she knew. Kuchiki Byakuya's genius may not be the same person.

However, I have to say that such a crying and fussy elder brother is easier for Rukia to feel close to.The girl unknowingly put down her guard, exclaimed from time to time because of Dazai's revelations, and then talked freely.

Because she was sitting with her back in the porch, she didn't know that a black figure appeared behind her, and a certain iceberg restrained her breath seamlessly.

Osamu Dazai discovered his existence under the reminder of Nakahara Chuya, but he did not intend to interrupt the girl's interest in spite of his evil intentions. He listened to the girl's bitterness without sympathy.

Then, "Rukia."

A cold voice a few degrees below zero sounded behind Rukia, and the girl turned around as if struck by lightning, "Are you back? Brother?"

Despair is already on her face, if she has a time machine, please let her go back to the past, and beat herself to death who presumptuously criticizes others! "I just……"

She was covered in cold sweat, and when she was so ashamed that she wanted to commit seppuku, Kuchiki Byakuya frowned and said, "Tomorrow you are ordered to go to the present world, so you must not dishonor the name of the Kuchiki family."

"Yes, my lord!" The girl's dark eyes were full of surprise. After her mind was extremely confused, she found that her brother... Well, on that serious iceberg face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, Kuchiki Rukia's failed discovery I still can't see anything.

Osamu Dazai hated that iron cannot be made into steel, and he taught earnestly, "Bai Zai, you really are, shouldn't you say safe journey at this time?"

"Dazai, I should have told you, never provoke Rukia, right?" Byakuya Kuchiki looked at Dazai who was smiling, and frowned deeply.

"Hey." This was Nakahara Chuya who couldn't help but chuckle while watching the play.

"Provoking? It's been so long, and I finally spoke my mind. You too, Chuya too, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~ My heart has been scarred and riddled with wounds by you two heartbreakers~" Mr. Dazai Very hurt, he felt that his heart would be broken by this cruel and heartless world!

"You two brothers and sisters are bad people!"

Rukia, who was implicated innocently:? ?

Aizan, who was studying the top secret in the world of souls—the information about Wang Jian, after receiving the news that Osamu Dazai came out of Kuchiki's house, smiled and muttered to himself, "What a cruel man."

"Really Captain Aizen, can't you take good care of your body?" Chisentao saw that the faint light hadn't gone out as expected when she made her rounds again, and she sighed, "Can you be more careful?" Take care of your body!"

With a slight smile in her light brown eyes, Aizen closed the book obediently, sealed the letter written by herself, pressed it under the book, and said with a good temper, "This is the rest."

"Really, Captain Aizan is just like a child at this time."

"Peach." The gentle voice called the girl's voice slowly.

"Yes!" Under the night, because of this gentle call, the girl's cheeks were flushed, and she suddenly felt embarrassed.

"You are very suitable for this lip balm."

This simple compliment caused the girl's brain to short-circuit completely. She felt that her cheeks were so red that they were about to smoke, so that she didn't know how she got back to the team building.

Because of this simple sentence, the girl's subtle mood began to ferment, and in the bottom of her heart that no one knew, it fermented into a jar of sweet and sour wine, which was carefully buried by the girl in the deepest part.

Until falling asleep, the scent of sweet and sour green fruit wine still surrounded Hina Tao's nose.