[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

We still don't know what happened on that peaceful autumn night.

According to an unnamed thousand-year-old man who later revealed that the scene was extremely chaotic that night, after a certain orange-haired 'girl' ignorantly shouted, "Dazai, are you fucking a man, don't dawdle", Honmaru polarized his short sword, With a height of 1.5 meters and an aura of [-] meters, Yakuken Toshiro, who was given the nickname of Yakuza, was instantly full of anger, and he used a real sword to kill.

The scene was so bloody that the only old man on the scene blindfolded the only underage boy with a smile on his face, and severely criticized the boy for being too weak in defense.

The good news is that after waking up, Nakahara didn't remember the ridiculous things of last night, and Mr. Dazai's life was saved.

Mr. Zhong Yuan looked at the black top hat next to him in a clean and refreshing plain underwear, "Hey, that guy still talks about my taste. Hasn't he passed the second stage of middle school?"

He said disgusting words in his mouth, but he still put on his hat after dressing neatly, and looked carefully in front of the full-length mirror.

But...it's really quiet today.

In the early morning, there was a certain twittering bandage waste device in his ear, and Nakahara was not used to it for a while.

"Good morning, Central Plains Hall~" Sanriyue pushed the door open when she heard the noise in the room, and handed over the hangover soup. When she accidentally saw the gothic black top hat on his head, her eyebrows twitched, and she pushed the door open last night. And the fashionable absurd scenes emerged uncontrollably...

In a sense, Mr. Zhongyuan, who has been used to the beauty of a certain thousand-year-old knife in the prosperous age, couldn't help but blush when he saw such a delicate and perfect face after waking up early in the morning.You must know that the old ancestor would put Dazai beside his pillow so readily, there is another very important reason——

The crescent moon summoned by Dazai's special devil fruit looks so beautiful.

May I ask, who doesn't want such a bright moon to be by his side?

After a large group of hot-eyed juniors, Zhongyuan·Old Ancestor·Zhong also felt that he desperately needed some beautiful things to wash his eyes.

Misunderstood by the beauty, Zhong also missed the best time to escape from the hangover soup.

Chuya Nakahara, who was looking at the big black bowl of hangover soup with deep hatred, happened to miss Sankaiyue's complex eyes. He seemed to spill some hangover soup inadvertently, and then quietly poured out a small bowl of dregs. The medicine bowl was placed on the table beside him. In order to prevent his secrets from being exposed, he asked, "Sanri Yuedian, where is Da Zai?"

"Dazai-den is dealing with the accumulated business."

"Oh? Is the sun coming out from the west?" Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows, expressing surprise at the answer, and then smiled in relief, "Is he angry with Yaoyan?"

"It's a little more serious than that."

Hearing what Sanriyue said, Zhong Yuanzhong finally became interested, and he asked with great interest, "What did he do to make Yaoyan angry?"

A flash of interest flashed between the two crescent moons, and he lifted Nakahara Nakaya's loose hair with one hand, "You really can't remember anything, Nakahara-san? About everything that happened last night."

That piece of clear and translucent blue amber reflected the reflection of the crescent moon, full of puzzlement, "Last night?"

"Last night, he was the Dazai hall~"

"Chuya! You're awake~" The gorgeous voice was full of joy, Osamu Dazai finally got rid of Yakuken's monitoring, and then, as expected, he met an old man doing something.

Unable to explain, he grabbed the still ignorant Nakaya, "I'll take you to see the opening of a big show!"

"Wait dazai."

"No, if Chuya is later, this drama will be over."

Osamu Dazai's abnormal behavior made Nakahara Chuya narrow his eyes dangerously. He made a little effort and stopped, "Hey, Dazai, you don't have anything to hide from me, do you?"

It's troublesome, but at this time, the little slug is damn sharp.

The coercion unleashed invisibly, it is impossible to use the saying that the pirates are more likely to accept - domineering, imperial-looking domineering directed at men.

If the willpower is a little weaker, after such domineering, they will even faint directly.

The ability [Disqualification in the World] is activated.

The moment Chuya Chuya burst into a super strong qi, Osamu Dazai's mutated supernatural ability was passively activated, allowing him to look at Chuya Nakahara in confusion, "What are you talking about, Chuya?" Also, what would I do?"

"It's best like this." He was too confident in his own domineering, so Mr. Zhongyuan didn't think that Da Zai, who had a combat power of 0.5 goose, would lie under such pressure.

While the two were talking, Zhongyuan Zhong also saw from a distance the most important of the key points in the deepest part of the Jingling Court—Central Room 46.

He didn't speak, but gestured with his eyes, and silently asked the man what kind of medicine was being sold in the gourd.

After successfully sneaking into the central room 46, which can be said to be the heart of Jinglingting, it is very strange that the outside is heavily guarded, but after entering the white building, there is no one there.

"Hush, Chuya." Osamu Dazai touched his lips with his index finger, signaling him to be quiet, "Fortunately, we caught up."

"Oh?"

Soon, Nakahara also understood what Osamu Dazai meant, because behind them hiding in the shadows, a familiar figure walked in majestically from the main entrance.

"Captain Aizen Soyousuke of the 46th division, what is your intention when you went to the central room [-] without asking for instructions!" An old and majestic voice came from all around, echoing in this confined space.

"Of course." The brown-haired young man with black-rimmed glasses replied in a young voice, "I have always had a question, and I hope all the sages and judges can answer it for me."

"presumptuous!"

"rude!"

"Where do you think this is, Aizen Soyousuke!" The majesty of Room 46 in the center cannot be challenged.

"Oh, it seems that I won't get an answer today, but it doesn't matter..." A dim light flashed through the black-framed glasses, and Aizen raised his lips amidst the noisy and righteous judgments around him, with a sympathetic expression, Like a high god's mansion overlooking the ground by accident, compassionate but arrogant.

Without giving the sages time to curse, he said softly, "Yes, it can be executed."

"Yes, Aizen-sama."

The other person who came out slowly was Dong Xianyao. The sages in Room 46 in the center instinctively sensed that something was wrong. They were about to call for help, but found that they could no longer speak. In the next instant, a drop of blood fell from their necks. Without any pain, they subconsciously covered their necks with their hands—there was blood gushing out!

Their vocal cords were cut and they couldn't make any cry for help. They looked at Aizen who had been standing upright from the beginning to the end in horror, "Isn't this very good? Quietly and quietly can finally let me put the long-lost Ask the question."

"I've always been curious about how the cowardly, incompetent, powerless, corrupt and dirty 'sages' adults sit on the entire soul world with peace of mind and give orders?"

Talking to himself, Aizen just asked the question and didn't expect them to answer. He smiled and looked at the embarrassing behavior of the aristocratic nobles at the last moment before they died, "Good night, gentlemen."

Zhong Yuanzhong, who was hiding in the shadows, also looked at the bloody side, showing fearlessness, and asked in a low voice, "Dazai, is this the good show you're talking about?"

This kind of coup was initiated by him or by the revolutionary army back then, and the Central Plains also experienced it many times in the long years. "It's just too boring if it's just like this."

"Of course not, Chuya." Saying that, Osamu Dazai covered his eyes, "Then, it's magic time."

"Break it, Jinghua Shuiyue."

After struggling in the Central Plains, "What's going on, Dazai. It's too exaggerated."

Seeing the sages in Room 46 recovering from the noise, Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his eyes. The scene of the massacre just now seemed like a dream, which is too exaggerated.

Aizen gave orders with a smile, and majesticly took away the top secrets sealed here, and the show came to an end.

Osamu Dazai quietly returned with Nakahara Nakaya, and left Room 46 with a heavy face, which seemed to have remained unchanged.

"It's troublesome." He originally thought that Jinghuashuiyue was just an illusion-type Zanpakuto, but he didn't expect its ability to be more troublesome than he imagined.

"Tch." After a period of time, Zhongyuan Zhong also calmed down, and his mood gradually calmed down. He said mockingly, "Why dazai, after so long being in the same boat, you are going to turn against the water?"

"Zhongye, would you believe me if I said that he has always been a righteous little partner?"

"Only you?" Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, "Dazai, anyone in this world may be a partner of justice, but it can't be you."

This inconspicuous man, no matter how well he concealed it, the maliciousness hidden in the deepest iris-colored abyss, even he would occasionally feel frightened by it.

"Do you think you will let you leave to be that righteous partner after you provoked me?" Mr. Zhongyuan is the biggest cancer on the great channel—the ancestor of the Tianlong people, and it can also be said to be their original sin.

Osamu Dazai suddenly smiled, put aside all kinds of calculations, tore off the disguise, and was simply happy. He felt as if he had found the meaning of living that he had been searching for for many years in his long life.

It's not a passive acceptance of a friend's last wish, but out of my own heart, I want to live for someone for the first time.

"Ah, it's not good, Chuya, I may not be able to ask you to die with me in the future~ What a pity, I can't experience the most beautiful death experiences in the world with you, Chuya."

"Who wants to die in love with a rotten mackerel like you!"