[Comprehensive] Mr. Dazai who can't die

"Master Dazai, Captain Kuchiki Byakuya of the Sixth Division and his deputy Asai Renji have confirmed that they will go to this world to capture the 'prisoner' Kuchiki Rukia."

"Well, thank you for your hard work Yaken-san~" Osamu Dazai put down the tea in his hand, symbolically put the dagger on his waist, stretched his body and stretched his waist, "So, after hearing the news Afterwards, this friend of mine should inquire both emotionally and rationally, right?"

"Tch, hypocrite."

Dazai's early departure was nothing unusual for the members of the [-]th squad. They suspected more than once that the real third seat should be the Yakuken-sama.Compared with the super-beautiful Mikazukiden and the hard-working medicine researcher, Dazai Sanshi is really a mascot, right?

But today—

"Osamu Dazai, if you want to leave early, you should leave the third seat of Yaoken!"

Hey, it seems that something serious has been exposed.

But when Dazai Osamu stepped out of the fourth division, Unokanaretsu, who was returning to the team, stopped him in a hurry, and she asked, "Dazai, are you leaving in such a hurry because of Rukia's affairs?"

"Captain, do you know about this?"

"Well, the order this time was directly issued by Central Room 46, even if you rush to the barrier now..." It is probably too late.

Osamu Dazai also understood Uno Hananaru's unfinished meaning, and Dazai frowned, showing an expression that made Chuya Nakahara sick, "As a friend, I should go there."

Unokanaretsu was a little surprised that Osamu Dazai would say such a thing, she nodded and got out of the way, "Aren't you going to find Captain Kuchiki? Is it really okay to chat with me here?"

With the affirmation of the boss of the fourth division, Osamu Dazai's skipping work became more legitimate. He calculated the time, just like the enduring idol dramas in this world, just one step too late.

Looking at the back of Byakuya Kuchiki who had stepped into the black hole with Renji Asai, Nakahara Nakaya stood aside and said coolly, "It's such a pity, isn't it, Dazai."

There is indescribable sarcasm in the tone.

As if he didn't understand the meaning of Chuya Nakahara's words, Osamu Dazai corrected Chuya Nakahara's mistake, "No, Chuya, the time is just right now."

Smiling, he turned around and looked behind the big tree beside him, and asked, "Are you right, Captain Aizan."

"It's amazing insight, Dazai-san." Aizan, the captain in white, haori, walked out from behind the big tree and praised sincerely.

"Aizan-san, don't you think the current scene is like those hot-blooded boy comics in this world?"

"Oh?" There was a hint of interest in the light brown eyes hidden behind the black frame. He raised his head, looked at the only man he couldn't see through in the entire Jingling Court, and asked, "What does this mean?"

"Generally, there will be a routine in the manga of hot-blooded boys, for example, a boy who was born differently, was selected by a girl from heaven one day, and began to save the world from then on." Osamu Dazai complained as if he was just chatting with his friends, "And just when the boy gradually mastered this power, the girl was captured by evil forces. How does Captain Aizen think the plot will unfold in this situation?"

"This really stumps me." Aizen smiled with a good temper, "Dazai-san, don't be a fool."

"At this time, the boy will definitely come to save the girl. Then he will go all the way to the girl and save the girl from danger."

"What an interesting story, but what does it have to do with me?"

"Who knows." Dazai Osamu murmured, "Is Captain Aizen not concerned about Rukia's safety?"

"Of course." Aizen turned around, "It's getting late, it's better for Sanji Dazai to go home early, if it's too late, beware of evil spirits."

"Yes, thank you Aizen-san for your reminder~" Waving his hand, Osamu Dazai was about to leave.

This seemingly small farce turned the originally peaceful Jingling Court upside down.The 46th room of the Central Committee issued an order, and the prisoner Rukia Kuchiki was directly imprisoned in the Palace of Confession.As soon as this decision was made, it immediately caused an uproar in Goutei Shisanban.

Before everyone could react, another order arrived almost at the same time.

——"After the trial in Room 46 of the Central Committee, it was decided to impose the death penalty on Rukia, and it will be executed in 35 days!"

The uproar was nothing but the sun.

In the next three days, a traveling boy who claimed to be Kurosaki Ichigo and his companions broke into the Jingling Court, clamoring to rescue Rukia.

"Chuya, the knight who rescued the princess has appeared~"

"Tch, Dazai, then what are you, the one behind the scenes who went to the Repentance Palace to report to Rukia?"

"Of course it's the dragon that captured Her Highness the Princess."

Nakahara Chuya opened his mouth with full firepower, "I'm ashamed to say, you are a waste of battle!"

"That's too much, Chuya."

When he saw the girl again, Osamu Dazai obviously noticed that her eyes were different.Although she was a little thinner than before, the biggest change was the calmness and awareness of death revealed in those purple eyes.

As if it were the light in the dark night, such bright and strong colors made Dazai admire him. He handed the note in his hand to Rukia, and after telling the girl about the incident of the travel disaster under the girl's astonished eyes, he quietly He left without a sound.

"What a good woman." After leaving the Repentance Palace, Mr. Dazai looked up at the blue sky and sighed meaninglessly, "If you think about it this way, I'm really at a loss."

□□ looked straight at Nakahara Chuya, "Chuya, don't you have anything to say?"

"No."

"It's too much! It's too much! It's because of Zhongye that you guard your body like a jade and never meet any beautiful young lady!" The kite-colored eyes are full of accusations.

"Oh, I'm really touched by Dazai." Roto read without any fluctuation in his tone, "Then can you tell me who was rescued from the river by members of the Seventh Division on patrol two days ago?"

"!" Mr. Dazai felt a little cold.

"Five days ago, who was the man who was seriously injured by the deputy captain of the Eighth Division who complained about harassment by X?"

"!!"

"I remember and..."

"No, Chuya, I think enough is enough." Is this the legendary settlement after autumn?Mr. Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara with a calm face, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, "I think the most important thing now is to find the boy in trouble who threatened Jinglingting's comfort first! Are you right, Chuya?"

"Oh? Are you so kind?"

"Of course, for our plan, of course we must give the protagonist experience for paddling at this time!"

"..."

Speechless, seeing Osamu Dazai call out Mikazuki and ordering him to paddle to deliver experience, just in case, "Yakuken-san, you go with me too."

"Are you sure?" Yaken frowned and looked at his aunt with ruthless, unjust, and vexatious eyes, "Master Dazai, I'm just a short knife for healing."

"..." Looking at Yaken with a sincere expression, Mr. Dazai felt a stomach ache, please stop making trouble.

He waved his hand, gritted his teeth under the mocking eyes of two swordsmen and one man, and said, "In this case, Yaoken, you will be in charge of the follow-up treatment."

It can be said that it is very good to use the polarized short sword master = to the treatment soldier.

Osamu Dazai wanted to praise his wit.

On the other side, after a fierce fight after breaking into Goutei Shisanban, Kurosaki Ichigo finally broke out and was successfully taken hostage Hanataro.

Temporary bound milk is also available.

Just when he was grateful to Hua Taro for healing his wounds, he saw Mingyue.

Before that, Kurosaki Ichigo had never felt that there was a person, and he could make you think of four words just from his back - Fengyue Jiguang.

With short black hair, blond hair accessories, and a wide blue hunting suit, the man who suddenly appeared in front of him was not so much a pursuer, but more like a nobleman strolling in the back garden of his home.He couldn't even raise any vigilance instinctively, because this man was surrounded by a peaceful and peaceful atmosphere.

It is like a bright moon hanging in the cold night sky, shedding the moonlight to the world gently and selflessly.

But Hanatarou's face was so terrified that his face was distorted. He shouted a warning to Kurosaki Ichigo, who had no sense of danger, "Ichigo, get out of here!"

"Hahaha, it's too late, the old man is a little unhappy now for daring to coerce the good boys of the fourth team."

As soon as the words fell, Kurosaki Ichigo was cut straight to his chest by a crescent-shaped light before he even had time to react!In his astonished eyes, blood gushed out!

"Are you...an enemy?"

Sanriyue, who had already had a good time, had completely forgotten the warning from his aunt before he left for the experience of paddling. He picked up the knife and walked indifferently in front of the boy who was lying in a pool of blood, ready to give him the final blow.

"Wait, wait! Mikazuki-sama!" At this moment, Hanataro hugged him tightly by his hind legs, "It's not what you think! Kurosaki Ichigo didn't force Hanatarou on me!"

At that moment, he dared to hug Mingyue's hind legs to the innocent little rabbits of the fourth team. Hua Taro's face turned pale when he thought of this.Overcoming the fear that he might be beaten to death by his colleagues who learned about the incident, he explained the cause and effect of the incident in a clear and orderly manner while crying, and emphasized that there was no coercion. It's as little resistance as an angry teenager can do.

"Hahaha, that means Grandpa, I attacked the wrong person?"

"No, no." Hua Taro scratched his head, he wouldn't talk about Sanriyuedian's act of defending himself just now-it made him cry!

Hanatarou, who looked like a young girl Huaichun, blushed and thanked Mikazuki, "It's so cool that you can swing a knife to protect me!"

"Anyway, we did something wrong in this matter, so let me do my part."

"Hall of Medicine Research!"

Seeing Yaken Toshiro's arrival, Hanatarou finally breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's really great, if I can have Yaken-san's help, Ichigo will definitely get better soon!"

My brother saw his two idols in the fourth team at the same time in one day, and he was so happy that he almost fainted.

I'm so happy~