Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Niutou and Ma Mian handed over the evil spirit to Jie Ya for the time being, and hurriedly sent Zhao Wugou back to the human world.

As for the matter of Zhao Wugou being taken to the underworld, it was basically an oolong incident.

At that time, Zhao Wugou should have been frightened by an accident, and his soul was separated from his body, which is commonly known as losing his soul due to fright.

However, there were too many dead in that car accident, and the erroneous errand in the past was a novice. He had never seen such a scene, and he was not proficient in his business. Hell.

Listening to Ma Mian's explanation, Zhao Wugou looked down at the branch that passed through his body just now, so he could only blame himself for being unlucky for a false alarm?

At midnight, the bull head and horse face took him to the hospital.

Zhao Wugou's body was lying in a single intensive care unit in a coma because his soul had been separated from his body.Mother Zhao was lying on the edge of the hospital bed, seemingly falling asleep.

Before Zhao Wugou could react, Niutou pushed him in through the window.

The body passed through the window and rushed straight to the hospital bed as if there was no coefficient of friction.After the dizziness and intense dizziness passed, Zhao Wugou opened his eyes again and saw the snow-white roof above the hospital bed.

came back?He sat up slowly, looked at his hands in disbelief, and at his mother who was lying on the edge of the bed sleeping.

"You point over there!" "You point over there."

The noise by the window was endless, he turned his head, and saw that the sturdy bull's head and horse's face were huddled against the window of the ward.

So, is this all true?

Zhao Wugou took a deep breath, just as he wanted the other party to speak softly, he suddenly sneezed loudly.

"Xiaoxiao, are you awake? Is there any discomfort? Xiaoxiao, are you thirsty? Hungry?" Mother Zhao, who was a light sleeper, was pleasantly surprised when she saw Zhao Wugou sitting on the bed, and called him The baby name kept booing and asking for warmth.

"Mom, I'm fine. I'm sorry to make you worry." Zhao Wugou comforted his mother with red eye circles, seeing the bull head and horse face still standing fiercely, he quickly hinted them to hide with his eyes.

Unexpectedly, the two people at the window were extremely dull, not only did not move, but swaggered and talked about Zhao Wugou's baby name with relish.

"Smile?" "She actually called Mr. Judge to smile? Doesn't this name match the wise and mighty Mr. Judge?"

"Ah, I forgot, I should ask the doctor to come over and take a look for you first." Mother Zhao hurriedly walked to the door, so excited that she forgot that there was a calling bell beside the bed.

"You two quickly hide, what if you are found out?" Seeing his mother going out, Zhao Wugou turned his head to look at the bull head and horse face who were still forgetting to criticize his baby name.

Niutou scratched his head and said with a naive smile, "My lord, don't worry, normal humans can't see us."

Zhao Wugou: ……………

So I'm not normal?

Ma Mian dragged Niu Tau behind him and explained, "My lord, your celestial eyes were temporarily sealed for some reason, but this time when you returned to the underworld, the yin energy broke through the restriction of the celestial eyes, so even if you return to the human world , can see us too.”

"Wait, Ah Choo..." Zhao Wugou couldn't help but sneezed again, "You mean, I'll always be able to see ghosts from now on?"

"You are not just a ghost, you are a judge. The judge's eye is the eye of the law. It distinguishes loyalty from evil, good from evil, and investigates the past and the future. Among the three realms, there are nine roads: humans, demons, demons, ghosts, monsters, spirits, immortals, spirits, and Tao. Nothing can escape your eyes." The bull head who was thrown in the back row still actively interjected, with a hint of envy in his words.

Zhao Wugou: …………………

So, is it still an enhanced plus luxury top-end package version?

"Are you really sure that I am the reincarnation of Judge?"

"Okay and sure." The bull head nodded frantically.

"Then I need to...catch ghosts in the future?" Zhao Wugou felt that he was under a lot of pressure.

"No, no, catching ghosts is the job of our top ten secret agents, how can we bother you sir." Niutou shook his head frantically.Let the magistrates catch the ghosts, and the king must strip off all the ghost skins of their evil spirits. "Besides, during your current reincarnation, you are equivalent to Xiu Mu in the human world... Ah no, you are called vacation now."

fine.Zhao Wugou secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "What do you mean by the demons and goblins you just mentioned?"

"In the Three Realms, when people die, they gather resentment and become ghosts. People cultivate to become Dao, beasts cultivate to become demons, plants and trees cultivate to become spirits, and non-breathing things such as gold, stones, and utensils gain the spiritual power of heaven and earth and become monsters. Cultivation is the spirit, and the above six paths, if you achieve great success in cultivation, you can ascend to immortality, and if you fall down, you will fall into a demon." Ma Mian popularized science.

"By the way, do you know the origin of this thing?" Zhao Wugou shook the right and wrong money on his wrist at the bull head and horse face.

Niutou was silent for two seconds, then shook his head bluntly, "No, no, I've never seen right and wrong money."

The horse face quickly covered its mouth.

Can you be more professional when lying?Zhao Wugou couldn't help laughing, haven't you seen it?Why do you know the name of Feifeiqian if you haven't seen it?

He wanted to ask again, but Mother Zhao had already returned with the doctor on duty.

"My lord, you should have a good rest. Niutou and I will return to the underworld. I will explain to you another day whether it is money or not." While the single-eyed doctor was examining Zhao Wugou, he grabbed Niutou's back collar with his horse face. , oiled the soles of his feet, and slipped away.

"In the future, if you don't know how to speak, can you talk less?" After leaving the hospital, Ma Mian patted the back of Niutou's head bitterly.

"What did I say wrong?"

"My lord was brought back to the underworld in the state of a living soul, do you know what that means?"

"I caught the wrong person." The bull's head looked helplessly at the two cow's hooves. If it is not strictly controlled, it will not escape. This time, I don't know if it will be thrown into the oil pan by the king, rolled twice and fried into steaks. .

"It means that he hasn't awakened at all, and he doesn't even have the ability to return to his own soul. You leaked his secrets one by one in public, and if you turn around and bring disaster to the adults, you will have to bear the blame."

"This, this, this, what should I do?" The awakened bull head was rubbing his two hooves anxiously, he hadn't paid attention to this problem at all.

He covered his forehead with his horse's face, and he himself too. He should have thought of it at that time, how could his lord judge be reincarnated, and his fate would be to die young. "Hurry up and go back, let's discuss with the black and white boss first. I'm afraid this time I will really be deducted from my salary."

"Go, go!" The bull's head became more and more ugly, and white smoke came out from under his feet, and he rushed forward holding Ma Mian's arm in turn.

Article [-] of the Underworld Survival Guide, the most terrible punishment is not the skin and bones, but the deduction of salary.

The single-lidded doctor confirmed that Zhao Wugou was in good condition, so Mother Zhao was relieved.After persuading her to go to bed with her to rest, Zhao Wugou originally wanted to sort out the current situation, but unexpectedly he was extremely exhausted and fell asleep directly.

When I woke up again, it was already high in the sun.

Wang Xuan, who lived next door, heard that he was awake, and immediately ran over to plead guilty, then forcefully gave up his wheelchair, and asked the nurses to push him around the examination rooms of various departments to check and confirm that Zhao Wugou had nothing to compare. Weakness requires no problems other than rest before you can feel relieved.

After being discharged from the hospital, Zhao's mother still kept her son at home, asked for leave from the school and the employment agency, and resolutely followed the doctor's order and refused to let him go out.

Zhao Wugou, who cultivated at home, spent two full days sorting out his precarious world view. He was forced to expand his cognitive range from the human world to the three worlds, allowing him to go through the four stages of perception, pre-existence, form, and form in the past 20 years. The established cognitive system is on the verge of collapse.

After trying various perspectives such as high-dimensional life forms and alien life forms, he decided to temporarily understand and treat the so-called demons and ghosts as life forms with extraordinary energy.And the psychology he studied only studies normal life forms.

Zhao Wugou, who had fixed his world view, heaved a sigh of relief, and went to search for relevant information on the underworld and judges.

To his surprise, there was not one but four judges who were in charge of rewarding good, punishing evil, Yin law, and investigation respectively. He didn't know which of them he was.

In addition, Niutou Mamian ranks second among the top ten yin commanders. Compared with the ten divisions of Yinchai mentioned by Niu Tau Mamian, the unit level they are in charge of should also be 'division'.However, the respect shown by Niutou Mamian in his words and deeds last time is not at all like a colleague of the same level.Zhao Wugou was quite puzzled by the organizational structure of the underworld.

After looking through all the information he could find, Zhao Wugou focused on right and wrong money again.

Although the bull head and horse face has not appeared again so far, he has a simpler channel.

Zhao Wugou took out a notebook from the bottom drawer of the bedside table, and inside it was a piece of golden plum flower wax paper, on which was written a serial number, his fiancé's mobile phone number.

Speaking of his fiancé, whom he has never met, he has always been a mysterious existence.

Starting from sending right and wrong money, although they never show their faces, there are never fewer gifts to increase their presence every year.

On birthdays, Lantern Festival, Valentine's Day, Mid-Autumn Festival, Chinese New Year and other days, it's fine to send gifts on time. Has anyone given gifts on Ching Ming Festival and Hungry Ghost Festival?

Yes, this is it.

And it doesn't fall every year.

Since there was no place to return the goods, half of Zhao Wugou's study room was used to store that guy's gift.

Since he was sensible, Zhao Wugou's feelings towards this person can be described as ups and downs, from curiosity in childhood, to disgust after understanding the true meaning of the marriage contract, to doubts about the other party's mysterious and never showing up for 20 years, and finally, Transformed into current ignorance.

The human gene is a double helix, which is naturally twisted.Therefore, it is not surprising that the character is twisted.Zhao Wugou felt that the twist in his character had been used on his fiancé so far.

Five years ago, when Zhao Wugou was admitted to university, the other party left this letterhead among gifts for the first time, but only wrote one sentence: If you have any problems, you can call me, and there are a series of phone numbers at the bottom.

According to his guess, this letter was written by his 'fiancé'. The words are as precious as gold. There is only one sentence and a series of numbers in the whole text, and it is written with a brush.In the era when handwritten letters were precious and rare, the other party was still using a brush. Zhao Wugou once suspected that the other party should be an old man with a staid personality.However, the strong and powerful strokes finally made him overthrow his own inference.

At that time, Zhao Wugou only had one cognitive value for this note, and he could contact the other party when he wanted to break off the engagement.

Before graduating, he had no need to terminate the engagement for the time being. Recently, he even felt more and more that it would be nice to have a fiancé who knows how to care and never shows up.In order to enhance the effect and show latecomers, he even spent his own money to buy a ring to put on his ring finger.

Now Zhao Wugou discovered that this number has other value.

He silently added the other party's number to his address book, noted it as someone, and sent the first message after careful consideration: [Hello, I'm Zhao Wugou.May I ask, what happened to right and wrong money? 】

The information was like disappearing into the sea, and there was no news for 10 minutes.

With nothing to do, Zhao Wugou casually opened the live broadcast room.This time was luckier than last time, as soon as he started broadcasting, someone clicked on it.

[Colorful black: psychological counseling room?Can I sneak a rant about my new boss here? 】

"Of course, you can talk about any troubles." Zhao Wugou was quite tolerant to the first visitor to his live broadcast room today.

[Colorful black: 555, great, finally someone can listen to my bitterness.Anchor, let me tell you, my boss is simply perverted, too perverted, you know! ! ! ! 】