Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Zhao Wugou's tone was patient and gentle, "Don't worry, speak slowly."

[Colorful Black: He is sick, he is really sick!do you know! 】

[Colorful black: I will not talk about hypocritical prince diseases like only using Sancha brand stationery, only drinking cat's claw brand coffee, crystal brand mineral water, etc. 】

Zhao Wugou, who is also a loyal user of these three brands: …………

[Colorful black: I have to order a four-meter-wide desk, so what are you using it for?rolling? 】

[Colorful Hei: Compared with him, I suddenly found that the previous boss is much cuter.Although he has to change three sets of clothes every day and looks in the mirror countless times, he is narcissistic to death, but he is [-] times cuter than this obsessive-compulsive disorder! 】

【Colorful black: The positions and angles of everything on the desk are locked, and it won't be possible for them to be distorted in the slightest.The funniest thing is the documents and materials. The form to be handed over to him must be uniform in font, font size, color, background color, alignment, and border line format. Why do the forms have to be uniformed?Wouldn't it be nice to live a colorful life? 】

[Colorful Hei: Also, did you know that he has a serious cleanliness obsession?The office floor must be wiped spotless every day, it is cleaner than my face, the kind that can directly look in the mirror!The desktop of the desk is so clean that it can be used directly as a plate!The most important thing is that before he takes anything, he has to take out the handkerchief in his pocket and wipe it, otherwise he will never touch it. 】

[Colorful black: Can you imagine the scene when you pour a cup of coffee for the boss, and he takes out a handkerchief and puts it on the handle of the cup in a noble and cool way?I was going crazy!The tenth level of cleanliness is not as serious as him, right? 】

【Colorful black: In addition, when he calls the directors of various departments to the meeting room downstairs, he will send people from thousands of miles to send the chairs in his office there.Have you ever seen a boss who brings his own chair for a meeting?Have you seen it?Do you think there is something wrong with him? 】

The colorful black hand was amazing, filling the screen of the live broadcast room in two or three minutes.

"There seems to be something wrong." Zhao Wugou nodded, it seems that this boss does have a tendency to obsessive-compulsive disorder.

[Colorful black: It's not just wrong, it's very, very, very wrong! 】

[Colorful Hei: He really hates being approached by others, you have to stand three meters away to report to him, you know?If you dare to step into that range, he will be very disgusted, that expression, as if you stepped on his Hermès custom-made 24K pure gold floor tiles, do you deserve to stand on it?You do not deserve! ! ! ! 】

[Colorful Hei: In the past two days, everyone in the office has been stocking up on lozenges because they are too taxing. Our boss has quadrupled the sales of lozenges at the convenience store downstairs! 】

Zhao Wugou, who was continuously attacked by the soul torture sentence "Do you know?", still looked flat and listened carefully. In fact, the boss did nothing wrong with pulling the distance away.

According to the research of an American scholar, in order to maintain psychological comfort in interpersonal communication, human beings basically have a need for the range of self-space.This space distance is usually called the psychological safety distance.

According to the closeness of the relationship between the two parties, from far to near, it can be divided into four types: public distance, social distance, personal distance and intimate distance.Simply put, the closer a person can get to you, the closer your relationship is.And if a stranger suddenly approaches them, most people will feel psychological discomfort and pressure.

Survey data show that the farthest range of social distance is about 2.1 meters to 3.7 meters.The distance requested by the boss happened to fall within it. A distance of 3 meters can not only meet social needs, but also cause psychological oppression, and maintain the superior mental status of those in power.

The boss of 'Colorful Black' may be someone who has been in a high position for a long time.

The live broadcast room also became lively with colorful black complaints.

[Hahahahaha, I'm sorry Heihei, I can't help it anymore.Killing me. 】

[Hei Hei is miserable, such a boss is too scary, will he be driven crazy? 】

[Hahaha, did your boss take a stake in the convenience store downstairs? 】

[Colorful Black: Become a shareholder?Let's put it this way, that convenience store is not worth as much as a random tie pin from our boss. 】

[I rely on it!How many digits does this have to be on the collar pin?Suddenly I feel like a domineering president! 】

[Overlord is the sense of sight plus one]

[Ming people don't speak dark words, Heihei, I have a friend who wants to apply for a job in your company, is there any job vacancies? 】

[You all care about whether Hei Hei is miserable, but I am concerned about whether Hei Hei's boss is handsome? 】

[Colorful Hei: Handsome is handsome, but although he is handsome, he always has a straight face, do you know that?Living air conditioner!As soon as he walked into the room, the surrounding temperature immediately dropped by at least two degrees.If he had arrived two months earlier, he would have saved the company a lot of electricity bills! 】

[Colorful Hei: He is also very quiet. After you report for a long time, his face is as heavy as water, and he doesn't even move his eyebrows.Nima, I never imagined that Lao Tzu, who is proficient in English, French, Japanese, German, Korean, Italian and six foreign languages ​​and the dialects of the twelve provinces of China, will have a day when he cannot communicate with others!Every time I come out of his office, I go into crazy self-doubt, what does the boss mean?What the hell does boss mean? 】

[Colorful Hei: No, no, there's a meeting, let's go. 】

The colorful Hei left more abruptly than when he came. Before Zhao Wugou could say goodbye, he left the live broadcast room.

Those few onlookers complaining and laughing happily, after the colorful black left, they also disappeared like a swarm of bees.

The originally lively live broadcast room fell silent after he left.

Exiting from the live broadcast room, Zhao Wugou clicked on the information bar again, and found an unread message lying quietly on it.

Someone: 【Don't take it off. 】

Zhao Wugou: [Seven days ago, I saw it eject a strange cat with three tails, and five days ago, it ejected another cat, are you sure you don't want to tell me how to use it? 】

Someone: [Someone attacked you? 】

Zhao Wugou: 【One seems to be a misunderstanding, and the other is trying to grab right and wrong money. 】

Someone: [Don't worry, you can't take it away.No one can take it off but yourself. 】

Zhao Wugou: [Is it exclusive to me? 】

Someone: [Yes. 】

Zhao Wugou: [So, how should I use it? 】

Someone: [As far as I know, it should have no use other than automatic rebound attacks and the merits and demerits of being the owner. 】

Merit or demerit?Zhao Wugou stared at the longest reply so far in that line for a while, 【May I ask what you mean by 'to pass the test'? 】

Someone: [The gold is the money of virtue, the red is the money of evil, and the money of virtue represents your merit. 】

Zhao Wugou: [According to your statement, evil money represents my fault or sin?As far as I can remember, this string of things is nine red and nine gold, shouldn't the initial value be zero?Wait, don't tell me, this thing represents the cumulative sum of merit and sin in each life. 】

Someone: [Yes]

Zhao Wugou: …………【The last question, are you a Taoist priest? 】

Someone: 【No】

It sounds like right and wrong money is an automatic triggering amulet with accumulation function?Or the other party is not actually the owner, so they don't know much about it?

After hesitating again and again, Zhao Wugou put down the phone in frustration, he had to slow down, the person opposite was really too difficult to chat with.Compared with the colorful black, it is simply two extremes.

On the other side, the top floor of the museum, the headquarters of the Human Realm Public Security Bureau of the Three Realms Security Department, the top office.

The character of this life seems to be milder than last time?Yan Jun stroked his chin with his long and thin fingers, and stared at his mobile phone screen with unfinished thoughts.

The clever ghost in mid-air, the miserly ghost in the second, the solid ghost in the third, and the clever ghost in the fourth, you look at me, I look at you, so strange, who is your majesty in contact with?Has an expression?

After confirming that there will be no more messages for the time being, he put down the phone, raised his chin lightly at the third watch, "Go and find out what happened around Wugou from the week before today."

The sky eye restriction seems to have failed unexpectedly.

San Geng blinked his round eyes and quickly lowered his head to respond, habitually trying to get out through the wall, but was bounced back with a "bang".

Yan Jun: ……………

Si Geng laughed so hard that his whole body trembled, his left hand desperately covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud.Yi Geng pointed to the opposite side of the door speechlessly, brother, this is the Ministry of Security of the Three Realms, do you think it is a private house?casual wear?

The star-studded San Geng rubbed his forehead in a daze, and honestly drifted out from the direction of the door.

After recuperating for half a week, and pouring countless soups and tonics, Zhao Wugou, who was round and round, was finally let out by Zhao's mother.

After finishing his school work, seeing that it was still early, he rushed to Brocade Lane again.Although there is no one at the employment agency and there is no need to worry about pending work, but as an intern, he still feels embarrassed to take such a long vacation after only a few days of work.

His internship in the employment agency is an X44 working system, which means that he can attend 4 hours a day and 4 days a week. The specific working hours can be flexibly allocated during working hours to facilitate the school's courses and projects.

Compared with the inhumane overtime doctrine of other companies who often use 985 or 996 working system, Zhao Wugou feels that the X44 working system signed to him by Director Song is still very tolerant and humane.

I haven't been here for a few days, and the deserted employment agency is much busier than usual.

The lobby on the first floor was bustling with people who gathered in front of the notice board to read the regulations, those who sat in the waiting area to fill out forms, and those who gathered around the reception desk for consultation.

Zhao Wugou first went to Song Zhan's place to sell his vacation, walked to the second floor and turned the corner of the stairs, he couldn't help but be stunned.

In the consultation room at the far corner of the corridor, the doorway was full of things in a mess, such as leaves, weeds, rotten berries, dead mice, and half-glass bottles of dirty water, which were twenty or thirty centimeters high.

If you haven't come for a few days, you will be treated as a garbage dump. How useless is the psychological counseling room?

Zhao Wugou was about to bend down to tidy up the pile of things, to make room for the door, when a big white dog about half a person's height cheerfully flicked its fluffy tail, and came jogging over from the other side of the second floor.

Seeing Zhao Wugou standing at the door, the white dog slammed on the brakes and froze on the spot.It holds a peach in its mouth, and carefully lifts its left front paw in the air, which is quite funny.

Are pets allowed in the premises?Someone is looking down at it.The white dog's coat is soft and smooth, with a faint golden light at the tip. It has a hanging tag similar to Zhao Wugou's intern badge on its neck, with the words "by the stream of the Asset Management Division" written on it. , probably the owner of the dog.

The four eyes met, the white dog's ears drooped, its black eyes blinked uneasily, Zhao Wugou felt that he saw a guilty and confused expression on its face.

"Ah Choo!" Zhao Wugou sneezed suddenly.Why do you have a cold again?A certain person took out a handkerchief to cover his nose, quite speechless about his cold-prone constitution.

The white dog took the opportunity to put the peach at his feet, turned around and ran away, rushing into an office on the other side of the stairs like a gust of wind.

Zhao Wugou looked at the peach at his feet, and then at the empty corridor where the white dog had disappeared. Is this meant for him?

"What are you in a daze for?" Song Zhan stood at the stairs in a gentle manner, holding two kraft paper envelopes in his hands.

"It's nothing. Director Song, are you looking for me?"

"You left in such a hurry just now, I forgot to give it to you." Song Zhan handed over the two kraft paper envelopes, "Here, take it, the envelope above is the hospital condolence money that my representative office gave you , the one below is my personal sympathy gift. You didn't go to see you when you were hospitalized, so just express your heart and don't dislike it. "

"Thank you, Director Song! I will work hard in the future. In my heart, the consultation room is usually not busy. If there is anything I can help, please call me at any time." Zhao Wugou quickly lowered his head and bowed politely in thanks.It never occurred to him that he, a young intern who had been employed for three days, could still enjoy employee benefits.The guilt of not going to work for a long time in my heart became heavier and heavier.

"Are you really willing to help with other things?" Song Zhan's eyes brightened in an instant, "I'm going to have a meeting at the headquarters tomorrow afternoon. You can accompany me. You are also a civil servant. You just have a lot of experience. In the future Might come in handy."

These guys in the institute, except for those guys who are eager to go on business trips every day all year round, those who stay in the institute are all clerical workers, and they are either terribly cowardly or too lazy, making it impossible to get the quota to accompany him to attend the meeting.Now it's all right, someone delivered it to the door, and the problem was solved.

"No problem." Zhao Wugou agreed straight away.

"By the way, the cash in my safe has been stored for too long, and the money is a bit old. Don't mind it." Song Zhan, who was in a good mood, explained again.

His gaze fell behind Zhao Wugou, and because he couldn't see clearly, he took out his golden monocle, "What's the pile at your door?"

"Uh……"

"So many condolences?" Song Zhan said with a smile, it seems that the human beings in front of him are more popular with colleagues than expected.Not to mention those other guys, since the last time I met Zhao Wugou privately in the curium shop, I also liked this smart human being more and more.

Sure enough, there is a human being in the institute, just like cat lovers entering a cat cafe, seeing them can make those guys happy physically and mentally.

Zhao Wugou looked down at the pile of rubbish, wait, boss, do you call these broken leaves, dead rats, and half a bottle of dirty water a 'consolation item'?

Is the way of condolences to new colleagues in our office is teaching garbage sorting?