Handbook of Nonhuman Research

die?I am dead?

Hearing the word "death", Zhao Wugou's chaotic mind was like a bolt of lightning, suddenly enlightened.

He remembered that he and Wang Xuan had a car accident and were hit by a bus into the river.

So, he is now...a ghost?

What about Wang Xuan?There was no Wang Xuan on the bus just now, so he should still be alive, right?

"No, I'm only 40 years old, I don't want to die early, please, my lord, please, let me go back! Let me do anything!" In the next line, a man in a floral shirt hugged a passing gray uniform Thighs, crying heart-rendingly, tearing down.

21-year-old Zhao Wugou: ...

I seem to die earlier?

The inspector's gray uniform lashed the man's hand with a whip, and said murderously, "Shut up, there are no young or old on Huangquan Road! Be honest and line up!"

The floral shirt withdrew its hand with a scream.

Underworld?Hell?There was a lot of voices around, Zhao Wugou didn't seem to have heard it, he held his forehead, he couldn't tell for a while, whether it was the fact that he was dead that had a greater impact, or the fact that there really was a hell in the world Big impact.

Moreover, he died so unexpectedly?

Parents will be very sad, right?

What about the half-page report?

Is Wang Xuan really okay?

Zhao Wugou's heart was in a mess, he walked mechanically along with the team.

After an unknown amount of time, when he raised his head again, he found himself standing in a place like a customs hall.

The hall is crowded with people, no, ghost mountain and ghost sea.

Dozens of black cloud-mountain-patterned marble service desks are lined up, and the stone-patterned floor of the same style is also polished brightly, and the light can be seen.

There is also a person in a dark gray uniform behind each service desk, except that there are two white slashes on the right arm.

There are still many teams lined up around, and the gray uniforms with whips shuttle around, but the order is orderly, and it is much quieter than the previous square.

The underworld was quite modern?Zhao Wugou was a little surprised.

The aisle he was in was marked with 14, and standing at the front of the line at the moment was a man in a windbreaker with broad shoulders.The white twill uniform sitting behind the service desk looked cold, and knocked on the table in a standard way, "Lu Yin."

Hei Fengyi looked over fiercely, "What?"

Seeing his face, the white twill uniform flinched, and he stretched out his hand in desperation, and pulled out a palm-wide yellow paper from the pocket of the black windbreaker, stamped it quickly and handed it back.

The black windbreaker snorted coldly, grabbed the yellow paper and swaggered towards the frosted glass door behind.The moment the glass door opened, the mud-like yellow smoke billowed violently, engulfing the figure in the black windbreaker instantly.

Zhao Wugou stopped a gray uniform patrolling around him, and politely pointed to the glass door that had just closed automatically, "Excuse me, what's behind the door?"

Uniform Hui gave him an idiot-like look, "Of course it's Huang Quan."

"Going to the underworld to reincarnate?"

The gray uniform showed contempt on his face, "Nonsense, if you don't reincarnate here, is it still a tourist?"

Zhao Wugou, who was speechless and 'resentful': ……………

"What, want to find a way back to the human world? Have you brought the money to buy the way?" Gray uniform looked at the poor man who seemed to have empty pockets in front of him, and was about to start the mocking mode, when his eyes suddenly stopped at his wrist.

"Can you go back?" Zhao Wugou's amber eyes trembled, and he looked at the gray uniform in surprise. That's not what your colleague who slapped people in the square just now said!

"Of course, there are two ways." Gray uniform lowered his voice, stretched out two fingers and shook, "The first way is to go to channel 1 and sign up to be a ghost pawn, ah bah, civil servants of the underworld, after passing, you will be returned once every Jiazi The second is to let the yin messenger send you back. If you have not exceeded twelve hours and your body is not destroyed, you will have a chance to return to your yang."

"Yeah? It means bull head and horse face or black and white..." Zhao Wugou quickly searched the names he had heard in his mind.

"Shut up, that's Shuai Yin! Mr. Yin's immediate boss!" Gray Uniform glared at him fiercely, and poked Zhao Wugou's chest with a whip threateningly, signaling him not to talk nonsense.

"Where should I go to find a messenger?" Zhao Wugou asked shamelessly, displaying his academic spirit.If you can go back, of course you have to find a way to go back.

"Master Yin, is it that an unknown person like you can meet casually?" Gray uniform stretched out his hand arrogantly, and waved it in front of him, "Money."

Zhao Wugou turned over, not to mention the money, the phone was not there.

The gray uniform showed a malicious smile, and pretended to be generous, "If you don't have Ming coins, you can use the string of things in your hand."

Zhao Wugou raised his right hand, revealing the right and wrong money on his wrist, "This?"

"Yes," Gray Uniform nodded greedily, impatiently reached out and grabbed his wrist, "give it to me, and I will take you to find Mr. Yin."

"Thank you, no need." Zhao Wugou shook his head politely, avoided his movements, and put his hands behind his back.

How can this thing be given to anyone casually, even if you want to give it, you have to give it to the 'Master Yin' who can send him back.

He grabbed an empty gray uniform and was stunned for a while, completely unexpected that after spending a long time talking, he couldn't deceive this new ghost who didn't understand anything.Angrily, he shook off the whip, and lashed at Zhao Wugou viciously, "Boy, how dare you play tricks on me?"

Unable to dodge, Zhao Wugou raised his hand reflexively to protect his head.

The next moment, the entire hall suddenly flashed a dazzling golden light.

"Bang!" A gray shadow fell obliquely with a high parabolic trajectory, hitting the corner of the hall far away.

Looking at the familiar flying operation, Zhao Wugou looked at the right and wrong money in his hand, it was it again?

what happened?The ghost pawn was beaten?The group of ghosts in the hall started to commotion, staring at Zhao Wugou in panic, talking a lot.

"Quick, grab that kid in the windbreaker in aisle 37!" The pawn lying on the ground struggled to sit up, leaning on his waist and yelling.

A few patrolling ghost soldiers immediately ran over there.Ten seconds later, Zhao Wugou was surrounded by several ghost soldiers.

"Boy, what's your name?" The ghost soldier standing in the front stared at him murderously.

"Why are you talking nonsense with him, grab him right away. Let's talk about it after a while." The other two ghost soldiers next to him showed their gleaming handcuffs and wrist-thick iron chains and directly wanted to greet Zhao Wugou.

"What's the noise? What's going on?" A figure roared and walked towards this side. He was half a body taller than the other ghost soldiers, standing there like an iron tower.The few ghost soldiers surrounding Zhao Wugou immediately stood up straight when they heard the sound.Obviously, the later one should be the leader of the ghost pawns.

The group of ghosts queuing up next to them stood a little further away for fear of being affected, and couldn't help but look around secretly.

"Lord Jie Ya, this kid speaks rudely and insulted the bull-headed and horse-faced handsome men. I taught him a few words, but he actually took advantage of my unpreparedness to sneak up on me!" Before Zhao Wugou and the other ghost soldiers could speak, the one who fell out Holding his waist in the gray uniform, he walked over grinning.

"Really, dare to fight ghost pawns? Crazy?"

"This child is too unlucky. He actually offends the ghost soldier. He will definitely be beaten to death."

"Half-dead? Insulting Yin Shuai, will he be beaten out of his wits on the spot?"

The gray uniform holding his waist made a loud noise, and the ghosts onlookers talked a lot after hearing it.The few ghost soldiers next to him raised their eyebrows even more, wishing they could pounce on them in the next moment.

Cutting his teeth arrogantly folded his arms, and glanced up and down at Zhao Wugou who was surrounded in the middle, "Disturbing the ghost gate, 81 knives, how many knives can you withstand with your body?"

"Lord Jie Ya, I just asked him how to ask Lord Yin to send me back. There is absolutely no such thing as insulting Shuai Yin or beating anyone." Zhao Wugou hurriedly raised his hands, expressing innocently that he had no intention of fighting. .You can't take the blame lightly.

The ghost pawns next to him laughed, please send you back, Mr. Yin Escort?dreaming?who do you think You Are?

Seeing that he really didn't look like someone who would cause trouble, amidst the laughter of all the ghosts, Cut Tooth frowned, "Boy, what's your name, and where is your guide? Bring it here."

"Zhao Wugou," the 'troubleshooter' in everyone's eyes shook his head. He looked for it when he was looking for money just now, and he didn't have any paper things on him. "I don't seem to have that thing you're talking about."

Strange, where did I hear this name?

Ju Ya narrowed his eyes, reached out and grabbed Zhao Wugou, but there was nothing there.

The ghost soldiers next to them looked at each other, what's the matter?Really no guides?Could it be a living soul that was captured by mistake?

All the ghost soldiers were in a daze, and a loud voice resounded in the hall, "Where is the manager? Quickly open the door of the lounge, let me and the old horse rest."

Looking at the reputation, I saw a guy with two horns on his head and the body of a bull head, striding forward with a giant steel fork.He was hulking, with bulging biceps and pectorals that nearly burst the white shirt he was wearing.

Behind him was a master with the same stature, with a long horse face, a chain as thick as a man's arm, and two ferocious ghosts with green faces and fangs.

All the ghost soldiers: ……………Fuck me, handsome and handsome deity!

"It's over, it's over, that child is too unlucky to catch up with the deity."

"I dare not look down, the scene will definitely be very bloody later."

Every time the two of them took a step, the hall floor trembled.The ghosts in the hall were shocked by their terrifying aura and couldn't help trembling, and the timid ones even covered their eyes.Even the ghost soldiers retreated back behind Jie Ya tremblingly.

No way?Bull head and horse noodles?Zhao Wugou stared at the two strange-looking guys in astonishment.

"Young Luofeng Mountain's B-word manager, I've met Mr. Yin Shuai." After cutting his teeth, he quickly bowed his head and saluted with the ghost soldiers behind him, with an extremely respectful attitude.He has been working here for 15 years, and this is the first time he has the honor to see the bull-headed horse-faced deity who is the second of the top ten handsome men.

Except for the ghost pawns saluting, the other ghosts had already fled far away, and Zhao Wugou standing beside the ghost pawns was very conspicuous.

"Boy, I'm not afraid to see this handsome man. It's because of my handsome demeanor..." Niutou narcissistically straightened the three brown-red short hairs on his forehead, looked at Zhao Wugou with a smile, and said Halfway through, the voice stopped abruptly, and a pair of bull's eyes widened, "Damn, did I see a ghost?"

Dazed Zhao Wugou: ……………

Am I being dissed by ghosts?

Ma Mian, who was two steps behind, caught up and was also surprised when he saw Zhao Wugou. He immediately lowered Niutou's head and saluted Zhao Wugou under the stunned gazes of all the ghosts. .”

What, big... my lord?

There was silence all around, and the ghosts watching in the distance were stunned by this shocking reversal.

The two yin handsomes actually bowed to the new ghost who made trouble and insulted them, and called him an adult?

Cho Ya and the pawns behind him were all petrified.

The ghost emperors of the five directions, judges, Lord Yan, and the entire underworld, how many can be worshiped by the yin handsome?The few ghost soldiers who surrounded Zhao Wugou just now regretted it more and more, their legs trembled, they couldn't help sweating, and felt that they were about to face a catastrophe.

Jie Ya finally remembered why the name was familiar, Zhao Wugou, this is the name of the chief judge!

"Bastard, is it impolite to see the judge?" Niu Tou threw the steel fork in his hand to the ground, and under the steel fork, hundreds of floor tiles made teeth-stinging noises, shattered and shattered.

In the smoke and dust, the legs of all the ghosts and ghost soldiers in the hall were weak, and they knelt down to fill the hall, "See Lord Judge."

The one who wanted to bully Zhao Wugou at first rolled his eyes and fainted from fright.

Zhao Wugou: …………………

Wait, who is the Judge?

"Why do you destroy public property again? You'll have to deduct your salary." Ma Mian looked at the half-destroyed hall floor under his feet, and patted the back of Niutou's head warningly.

"I didn't use any energy at all." Niutou defended in a low voice, with a little grievance.

"Are you sure you didn't admit the wrong person?" Zhao Wugou looked at the bull's head and then at the horse's face.

"You can't be wrong, my lord, as long as your guide enters the ghost gate, your identity will be revealed." Niutou stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhao Wugou, but it was in vain.

He froze for a moment, then grabbed it again.Still short.

"Your uncle, which of you little bastards did something good? Dare to capture the soul of Lord Judge to the underworld!!!!" Niutou's face changed drastically, and he grabbed his phone and yelled at the gangster group.

That seven-second voice message sounded like thunder, piercing clouds and cracking rocks, shaking the heads of all the ghosts to buzz.