Handbook of Nonhuman Research

ghost?

Doctor Zhou is haunted by ghosts?

Zhao Wugou's uncontrollable scalp tightened, and the back of his neck stretched straight.

[Young man, we meet again! ] The skinny old man on Zhou Feng's shoulder was in the state of a translucent soul body, and he waved warmly to him.

A little familiar, as if I have seen this old man in the corridor of the hospital, and he seems to be Zhou Feng's patient.

Zhao Wugou blinked his eyes quickly.

So he is now, dead?

[If you can see me, please remind the doctor next week that I am still waiting for him to take me to the ball game, a man must keep his word. ] The old man smiled and saw through Zhao Wugou's flickering eyes.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

[Don't worry, I will leave when my wish is fulfilled, and I will never pester him again. ] The old man added.

So it's because the wish is not fulfilled?Zhao Wugou looked at Zhou Feng who was walking towards the residential area attached to Beijing University together, and asked hesitantly, "Did Doctor Zhou go to the football game recently?"

"How do you know I like watching football?" Zhou Feng was a little surprised.Zhao Wugou was basically in a coma at that time. After waking up, he was discharged from the hospital and went home to recuperate without any problems. They didn't have much contact with each other.

"The last time I met a..."

[My surname is Zhang, Zhang Jian. ] The old man reminded me.

"Grandpa named Zhang is also your patient. We chatted for a while. Grandpa Zhang said that you really like watching football and that you want to take him to watch the game." Zhao Wugou continued calmly.

"Yeah, I promised to take him to watch the game." Zhou Feng sighed, looked at his hands lonely, and said in a tone of self-blame, "Unfortunately, I couldn't cure him. He had already left two days ago. .”

Obviously, Zhang Jian's death was a big blow to Zhou Feng.There were stitches on his brows, how could he even think about going to the football these days.

"I'm sorry, I don't know." Zhao Wugou covered his nose and cleared his itchy throat, "I remember that Grandpa Zhang was looking forward to going to the football game with you, and when I talked about it, I trusted you and liked it so much. , When I saw you just now, I thought of him."

[Stupid child, the old man is so old, life and death are not common, I can see it, why don't you see it? ] The old man patted Zhou Feng on the head affectionately, [I have no children, if you hadn’t taken care of me before and after running in the hospital, I would have died a long time ago, and I can wait until the day before yesterday?I am old, but I am not confused. I have lived for so many years and met so many people. I can see clearly who is sincere and who is not. ]

The old man didn't care whether Zhou Feng could hear him or not, he continued to babble, [The old man has no other ideas, but wants to go to the game with you before leaving.It's been more than half a year. I've heard you say so much about football. Seeing that you like it so much, the old man also wants to catch up with the fashion and see for himself how interesting the football game is. ]

"He is looking forward to it?" Zhou Feng repeated as if confirming.

"Yes, as happy as a child. I think, if Mr. Zhang has a soul in heaven, he shouldn't want you to feel sorry for him. Instead, go to the game and take his share with you."

Zhou Feng's long and narrow eyelids trembled violently, and he raised his head to take a deep look at Zhao Wugou, "Perhaps, you are right, the only thing I can do for Grandpa Zhang now is to go to the game and take his That copper bump."

"Bronze lump?" Zhao Wugou's eyebrows twitched suspiciously.

"Grandpa Zhang is also a fan, but he is a fan of Bath, and I belong to Manlang. At that time, he took a fancy to my new fruit phone and insisted on betting with me with a rusty copper bump. In the end, the copper bump I lost." Recalling the childish appearance of old man Zhang at that time, Zhou Feng smiled, and the haze between his brows dissipated a lot.

[Stupid boy, how do I understand ball?That is a gift for you.I was afraid that you would not accept it, so I found an excuse!I'm an old man, why do I want a new phone? I just want to lose to you on purpose, do you understand? ] The old man probably also recalled his embarrassment, and knocked Zhou Feng on the head in a 'frustrated' manner.

Halfway through the knock, he suddenly stopped again, and looked up at Zhao Wugou, "By the way, young man, please help me remind him that it's not a copper lump, it's the nine-fold official seal of the Minister of the Ministry of Households in the Jin Dynasty. It's worth at least 30!If he needs money in the future, he can sell it, but don't be fooled by people who don't know the market. ]

"Could the copper lump you're talking about be Grandpa Zhang's precious gold seal?"

"Baby Gold Seal?" Zhou Feng looked at him suspiciously.

"Yes, I remember Grandpa Zhang showing off to me that he has an official seal of the Ministry of Households in the Jin Dynasty, engraved with nine stacks of seal script, which is very valuable. At that time, he said that someone else offered 30, but he didn't sell it." Get the backstage Zhao Wugou, who supplemented the information, continued to write on the spot.

Zhou Feng: …………………

"Grandpa Zhang actually gave you that precious golden seal, it seems that he must like you very much." Zhao Wugou patted the shoulder of Zhou Feng who was still in a daze, "I think you'd better buy a football ticket quickly, it's too late I feel sorry for his old man."

Zhou Feng nodded subconsciously.

Great job, lad!The old man who was waiting to watch the football game jumped with joy, and gave Zhao Wugou a thumbs up, [I know you too late, if I really met in the corridor, the old man must have a drink with you. ]

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Saying goodbye to Doctor Zhou, Zhao Wugou took two steps, then turned his head away worriedly.

The twilight was sinking, the old man was sitting on Dr. Zhou's shoulder, still chattering, and raised his hand to knock him on the head from time to time, [Xiao Zhou, let me tell you, you need to wear long johns in this weather, don't just try to be handsome.] do you know?You are young now, and when you get old, you will know that your legs will hurt.Also, you have to eat breakfast on time in the future, or you will have a stomachache, you know? ]

According to this beating frequency...Zhao Wugou felt as if he understood the reason for Dr. Zhou's headache.

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Zhao Wugou called Niutou and Ma Mian over, "Will that grandpa staying by Dr. Zhou's side just now affect him?"

"Heavy shoulders, headaches and other feelings are unavoidable, but since he hasn't absorbed Yang Qi, it shouldn't be a big problem in the short term."

"Will that grandpa just miss the reincarnation time?"

"Generally, it's enough to arrive at the ghost gate within seven days. If you are worried, we can arrange someone to watch over it." Ma Mian replied.

Zhao Wugou nodded and felt relieved.

A few steps forward was the video store in front of the school. Seeing the poster of the newly released ghost movie at the door, he thought for a few seconds, opened the door and walked in.

Niutou looked in curiously through the window of the video store, "What do you want to buy, sir?"

Ma Mian looked at the poster at the door, "Wei, Xi, Di, VCD?"

Bull's head was full of question marks, "What do you mean?"

Ma Mian shook his head, he didn't know either.

Zhao Wugou casually picked up a few bloody and terrifying films, then checked out and went out.

"My lord, what did you buy?" Niutou couldn't help asking.

"I'll show you a ghost movie tonight." Zhao Wugou shook the bag calmly.I'll go buy some potato chips and fruit later, and eat them while watching movies.

"Ghost movie?" What's that?The bull's head and a pair of bull's eyes stared round, and the horse's face was unclear.

"I found that I'm not used to seeing ghosts suddenly, so I decided to watch a ghost movie every night and preview it in advance." Zhao Wugou said with a serious face.Since we have to face ghosts and monsters with high frequency and deal with various emergencies in the future, we must work hard to adapt.

Can this be previewed too?The bull head scratched his head in confusion.

"I'm back. Hu Guangping and the others came to see you just now. They said they wanted to make an appointment for dinner when they got their first month's internship salary on the [-]th. They asked if you would be free then." Wang Xuan was sitting on the sofa in the living room, playing games leisurely, He said without raising his head when he heard the door knock.

Zhou Xiao and Hu Guangping are also second-year graduate students in the Department of Psychology, and Hu Guangping also has the same tutor as him.The two lived on the 12th floor of the building next door.

"Not sure, we'll see when the time comes." Zhao Wugou was not very interested in this so-called dinner party.

"Don't, if you don't go to the bottom of the list, the sense of achievement of the top [-] interns in the universe won't be enough. It's a mess, and it claims to call all the interns. Even a 'freelance intern' like me I was invited." Wang Xuan shook his legs and saw the bag in Zhao Wugou's hand, "What disc did you buy?"

"Ghost film." Zhao Wugou put the things on the coffee table, turned around and took his clothes to take a shower.

"Don't you think it's fake, don't you like to watch this kind of film?" Wang Xuan picked up the few discs with bloody covers.

"Strengthen psychological construction."

"What kind of perverted question did your professor post again? You actually need you to watch ghost movies for psychological training." Wang Xuan complained, and unceremoniously took out an apple from the bag next to him, wiped it with a tissue twice before biting it He took a sip, "Master, why are you buying apples again, why don't you buy some cherries tomorrow?"

"As an adult, you have to learn to compromise and reconcile with your own desires/desires. Are cherries supposed to be eaten by people like us who didn't get their first month's internship salary?" Zhao Wugou said through the door Don't forget to strike.

Wang Xuan: ……………

At ten o'clock in the evening, Zhao Wugou was sitting on the bed, hugging the potato chip bucket, looking at the computer screen boredly, "Tsk, can you still find your brain if you smash it like this?"

Niutou leaned over curiously, and saw a blood-stained human being viciously smashing other people's heads, and then grabbed the brains and stuffed them into his own mouth.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” seeing the close-up shot, the bull head screamed in fright, rolled over and hugged the horse’s face, “I’m scared to death.”

"Calm down, you have been dead for more than 700 years." Ma Mian patted him on the shoulder.

"Tsk, the props are too rough. This is clearly a cow's brain. Human brains don't look like this at all." Zhao Wugou stuffed a grape into his mouth without changing his face, and continued to complain while eating.

Bull Head: ……………

555, suddenly my head hurts.

There was no class the next morning, so Zhao Wugou went to the library to read for a long time, and then rushed to the agency in the afternoon.As soon as he arrived at the institute, he saw a group of people surrounding the front desk. Lin Xin, the pervert and the poor ghost were very busy.

It was only yesterday that Zhao Wugou found out that these three were actually the receptionists, but the division of labor was different, some were in charge of receiving goblins, some were in charge of receiving ghosts, each performed their duties.

The consulting room was still empty. He opened the live broadcast room, intending to chat with the two "Xiaobai who was robbed by a dragon" and "The one who lectured to ghosts must pass every exam", whether it was a case or a supernatural event. , it was a bit of a gain, but the two of them were not online.

Zhao Wugou had no choice but to send them private messages respectively.

After reading the psychology journals in the consulting room for half an hour, just when he thought he was going to pay zero again today, someone knocked on the door.

Zhao Wugou raised his head, and found that handsome white dog standing by the door, by the stream.

"Please come in."

First 'guest'!Zhao Wugou stood up overjoyed, wishing he could sweep the 'sofa' to greet him, to show his utmost sincerity.

Scared by his enthusiasm, Xibian took two steps back, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not here for consultation, but for your help."

help?

"My computer is haunted! It's typing by itself!" Xibian pointed in the direction of his office with his right front paw, the dog's face was full of panic and helplessness.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

You are a monster, why are you afraid of ghosts?