Handbook of Nonhuman Research

Putting on the mask, Zhao Wugou followed the stream to its office, and found that the other's office was much more comfortable than his own, it could be called a five-star luxury match.

Wool rugs covered the wooden floor, and various toys and bone-shaped throw pillows were strewn all over the floor.

Standing against the wall are high-end brand-name electrical appliances, ranging from smart water dispensers, electric hair clippers, massage chairs, to negative ion air purifiers.There is also a small refrigerator for drinks in the corner.

The cabinet on the right is filled with all kinds of teething sticks and cat and dog biscuits.There is also a round wicker sofa covered with dark green upholstery in front of the window.

If it wasn't for the large desk with a computer in the middle, Zhao Wugou would never believe that this is an office, and his own dormitory is not as comfortable as other people's offices.

"You pile up so many personal belongings in the office, won't Director Song tell you?" Zhao Wugou bypassed the toys on the ground and walked inside with difficulty.

"What are you talking about? Director Song bought these for me." The dog by the stream had a puzzled expression on his face.

"Director Song bought it for you?"

"Yes, what do you need to add to your office? Fill out a form at the end of each month and report to Director Song, and I will help you purchase it next month. Teething biscuits, massage chairs, whatever. This is called... called... oh, employee benefits .”

Zhao Wugou: ……………

With a refrigerator, with a massage chair, even with snacks?This benefit is beyond the mark!

"Look, look, this is it!" Xi Bian shrank behind Zhao Wugou's legs, carefully poked out half of his head, motioning him to look at his computer.

On the computer screen, a row of "的" characters are running happily, and almost one page has been swiped.

Zhao Wugou: …………………

"Scary, isn't it?" Xi Bian took a quick glance, then quickly turned his gaze away, covering his eyes with his right front paw, his black eyes were full of fear.

"It's scary." The intern student Zhao said perfunctorily without any sincerity, and patted the keyboard expressionlessly.

The army of "De" on the screen immediately died down and stood still.

"You are amazing!!!" Xibian jumped onto the large desk, and looked at Zhao Wugou adoringly with his tail flicking, "Why is it haunted?"

"It's not haunted, it's your keyboard card! Stop it!!" Zhao Wugou patted the head by the stream, and rubbed its smooth and shiny tail 'viciously'.

Well, it feels pretty good.

After saving and shutting down, he pulled off the keycap of the keyboard and helped Xibian clean up a pile of shiny dog ​​hair in the keyboard.The culprit is clear.

It was this bunch of stuff that got the keyboard stuck.

Xibian lay on the table, lowered her head in embarrassment, and covered her face with her two front paws, "I... recently moulted."

"Promise me two things," Zhao Wugou held his dog's paw solemnly, "First, change into a human form and use the computer again during the moulting season, and second, go to the Tengu's training class when you have time."

Restart Dafa, you deserve it!

Clawed! ! !So happy!Flutteringly, Xibian felt that he could play with other colleagues for a week, frantically wagging his tail, and there were more than a dozen folders piled up on the table, and was swept to the ground by "crash".

It was frizzy, Zhao Wugou patted it on the head, bent down to help pick up things.

Seeing the pile of documents, Xibian's mood became sluggish again, he put his head on the back of the chair melancholy, and stared at the pile of folders bitterly and bitterly.

"What's the matter?" Noticing the change of mood by the stream, Zhao Wugou looked at the documents in his hand, which seemed to be piles of on-the-job files organized by time.

"Now the headquarters requires the data to be digitized, and we need to manually input a large amount of data. I have been inputting these materials these days, and I am bald." Xibian said without interest.

You just said it was the moulting season!

Zhao Wugou was amused by its salty fish-like expression, and patted it on the head, "Is it a secret? If the information does not involve confidentiality, I can help you lose some points."

"Don't keep it secret, these are ordinary files, not up to the level of confidentiality!" Xibian immediately raised his head, looking at him with shining black grape eyes.

The two reported it to Director Song, and gave Zhao Wugou an ID with system entry authority, and the interns returned to their office with half of the folders in their hands.

In the next two days, intern student Zhao began his busy life as an office codewriter. By taking the opportunity to input data, he also learned more about the life of monsters in this world.

These monsters who are trying to perfectly integrate into the human world work in various industries.

For example, the irascible wolf demon security guard who changes units every three months; the flower essence makeup artist who refuses to paint customers more beautiful than himself and is always complained about; Lazy and unwilling to move, change Zhang Pi's job as the doorman every ten years.Wait, wait, the colorful careers of monsters in the human world made Zhao Wugou amazed.

Among them, the one that impressed him the most was a rabbit demon named Ding Mao.

Because he likes to eat, he ran to be a chef. In the past 800 years, he has gone from imperial dining room to five-star restaurant, from country shop to old gourmet private residence. Whenever there is a dish that he is interested in, he will go to work and study tirelessly. have been cooks for 800 years.Famous dishes from all over the world, ancient and modern, at home and abroad, are all excellent.

Recently, Ding Mao, who has nothing to learn, opened a private hot pot restaurant in Beijing.

Zhao Wugou was inputting information, and Wang Xuan happily called, "Master, think about what you want to eat tonight. I'm treating you. Our curium porcelain video has more than 20 hits!"

what to wear todayWhat's for dinner?These are the two major problems that have plagued Wang Xuan for a long time.

"How about the hot pot? I heard about a very good chef's private kitchen today." Zhao Wugou looked at the half-recorded information sheet in his hand, and the corners of his lips curled up. The 300-year imperial chef, the craftsmanship is really exciting.

Niu Tou sat cross-legged on the eaves, secretly reporting to Yan Jun, Your Majesty, my lord is going to eat hot pot with my roommate!

Ding Mao's store is also in Xicheng District, just two roads away from Brocade Lane, so Zhao Wugou asked Wang Xuan to go directly to the queue and walk over after get off work.

As a result, they underestimated the power of traffic jams caused by the rush to get off work in Beijing.Zhao Wugou had already seen the three-story antique building with carved beams and painted buildings in the hot pot restaurant, Wang Xuan was still stuck in the middle of the road, and Zhao Wugou took the number in the end.

Hei Wuchang, who changed shifts with the bull head and horse face, followed Zhao Wugou silently and also took a number.

Bai Wuchang ostentatiously picked up the milk tea provided at the entrance of the store, took a sip impatiently, then stopped suddenly, raised his chin and looked around, this restaurant seems a bit dark?

"You guys won't sit with me?" Zhao Wugou shook the four-person number in his hand.

Heiwuchang, who deliberately kept a distance from him, shook his head rigidly, "It's inconvenient for you to have friends around."

They were talking, when they saw two golden lights floating towards Zhao Wugou's wrist.Touching the golden German money, one of them turned into a pear blossom branch, and the other turned into an old man talking and laughing, and disappeared in a flash like a wave, melting into the moral money.

"Have Niutou and the others accompanied you to subjugate demons these two days?" Bai Wuchang asked casually when he saw the merit of the old man.

Someone stared at his wrist, "No, I just helped someone pass on a message, so is there merit?"

"Cause and effect are in order, regardless of merit. Sometimes a small thing can create supreme merit." Bai Wuchang's tone was serious, but he held the cup of milk tea in his hand very unseriously and refused to let go.

Don't do small things for good?Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows.

When the three of them walked to the entrance of the restaurant, they saw a huge blue-and-gold signboard hanging on the door lintel, with the words "Pao Xia Gong" written on it, and wooden couplets with elegant handwriting on the doorposts on both sides:

The surge is clear, the river is snowy, the wind is blowing, and the evening glow is glowing

Zhao Wugou was staring at the signboard of the store with his head up and studying calligraphy, when the black and white Wuchang next to him suddenly changed his face slightly, and hurriedly turned around to salute.

He turned his head and saw a tall and familiar figure walking over.

Yan Jun is wearing a silver-gray coat today, and the collar pin of his shirt has been replaced with a diamond one, as tall as ever.That noble aura made everyone around him look sideways.

Zhao Wugou quickly checked his attire like a reflex, and then quietly heaved a sigh of relief, today he shouldn't be disliked by his clothes again!

"Minister!" Zhao Wugou unconsciously saluted Black and White Wuchang, "Are you coming to eat too? What a coincidence."

"En." Yan Jun nodded calmly.

In the middle of the night behind Yan Jun, he looked at the sky silently, yes, yes yes, the chance encounter that deliberately detoured eight streets was really a coincidence.

Si Geng looked around suspiciously with the dimples on his face, what's so strange here?Jun Shang didn't intend to come in just now, why did he suddenly change his mind?

Bai Wuchang looked at Yan Jun, then at Zhao Wugou, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, "Today is such a coincidence, Mr. Minister should open a box to treat guests?"

Yan Jun readily agreed.

Why?How stressful it is to eat with the leader, Zhao Wugou wanted to refuse, but was dragged in by Bai Wuchang.

The antique wooden tables and chairs, the translucent Suzhou embroidery low screen, and the super-large private room for 12 people are full of antiquity everywhere.

The most exquisite thing is the set of cloisonne tableware on the giant round table, from the hot pot to the ruyi-shaped chopstick rest, all handmade, cloisonne, filigree inlay, copper chisel carving, gem inlay and other traditional crafts are perfectly integrated, with smooth lines and elegant shapes. The details are so exquisite that they are called works of art.

Just this set of luxury tableware custom-made from enamel, copper, gold, gemstones and other materials is enough to show off in the circle of friends by taking pictures.It can be seen that Ding Mao has put a lot of thought into this restaurant.

In order to avoid the inconvenience of everyone talking, Si Geng asked the waiter to wait outside the box.Bai Wuchang opened the menu with great interest, "Hey, rabbit meat hot pot, this is quite novel."

"Puxia offering means rabbit meat hot pot." Yan Jun said lightly.

…………… Rabbit meat hot pot?Zhao Wugou couldn't help being speechless, isn't Ding Mao a rabbit demon?

In order to avoid sneezing, Zhao Wugou sat far away directly opposite Yan Jun, but it happened to be convenient for the other party to 'see people'.Noticing the difference in his expression, Yan Jun's eyes moved slightly, "What?"

Zhao Wugou saw that there was no outsider, so he told Ding Mao's background.

Rabbit?Everyone present was a little surprised.

"A 300-year imperial chef? Then order a few more dishes today." Bai Wuchang got another important point, and ordered a few signature dishes with great interest.

Yan Jun added another dessert and a portion of hawthorn juice.Zhao Wugou's eyes lit up when he heard it.

Seeing the joyful eyes of someone who likes to eat sweets, a faint smile appeared on the corner of Yan Jun's lips, which was fleeting.

The hot pot soup was all on the table, and Wang Xuan, who was late, arrived.

"My leader and colleagues." Zhao Wugou vaguely introduced to Wang Xuan, but he didn't dare to say what kind of leader he was.

Wang Xuan greeted everyone enthusiastically. He has an extroverted personality, and he was brought up by his elder brother who ran an advertising company. He was often brought into contact with various people, so he didn't feel restrained.

"You recruit people based on appearance, right?" Wang Xuan and Zhao Wugou sighed as they looked at Yan Jun and Wuchang in extraordinary clothes.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Sorry, there is no 'person' in our institute except me.

After half a pot of meat was boiled in full swing, the signature dishes other than the hot pot were served on the table like water.

Wang Xuan quietly complained to Zhao Wugou, "Are all the waiters in this store recruited from Africa? Why are they all so dark?"

"Don't be poor." Zhao Wugou kicked him.

However, he didn't pay attention at first, but when Wang Xuan said it, he found out that it was true, no matter the dedicated waiter in their box or the food delivery, every waiter's complexion was as dark as a chocolate bar.

The new signature dish is really extraordinary.

'Steaming day and day', four small blue and white bowls are lined up on a long cloisonne plate, inside which are steamed and roasted corn, sweet potato, peanut and water chestnut.Those small blue and white bowls are blue and light in color, very reminiscent of green materials, and the painters are even more exquisite. With a few simple strokes, a middle-aged scribe is drawn on the four bowls to pay respects to the king in the hall. , Standing by the wall, covering his face and crying bitterly, the monarch summoned again, and the scene of the army gathering, the artistic conception is vivid and memorable.

'Lian Nian You Yu' is stewed fish in soy sauce. In a huge white plate, straight water channels are drawn on it with thick soup. The most amazing thing is the fish placed in the middle of the 'water channel'. Hot soup was poured on his body, and his head and tail were still shaking slightly.

Zhao Wugou shook his head, he didn't know why, he felt that the water channel was drawn more like a rut, coupled with the fish's mouth and tail moving slightly and struggling to die, he actually thought of the word "fish in a dry rut".

"Entering the Dragon and Fighting the Tiger", the appearance is very exquisite, the roasted suckling pig is sliced ​​into evenly thick and even bite-sized slices, stacked in layers to form the appearance of a tiger, and the snake meat is arranged in the shape of a dragon, with exquisite knife skills , lifelike.

'Fire tree and silver flower' is the last dessert that Yan Jun specially added, a long strip of chocolate-coated dessert, placed in the middle of the plate in the shape of 'fire', with a small glass of brandy beside it.

Everyone was wondering about the function of that glass of wine, so the waiter asked them if anyone had brought a lighter.

Smoker Wang Xuan raised his hand and contributed his lighter.

The waiter took it, poured the glass of brandy on the dessert as if performing a show, and lit it.The pile of snacks looked like real torches, with blue flames about half a foot high, full of wit and wit.

The flame-baked dim sum has just the right temperature and the crispness of the skin, and there is chocolate and marshmallow filling inside, which has a rich taste.Zhao Wugou twiddled the dessert, looked thoughtfully at the few dishes in front of him, always felt that...everything was against harmony.

After the waiter finished delivering the dishes, he exited the private room, Yan Jun looked up at Zhao Wugou, "You also feel something is wrong?"