Handbook of Nonhuman Research

"Can I survive?" Under the strong coercion, Nightmare raised his head tremblingly, looking up at Yan Jun.Tears still remain on her clear and beautiful face, which perfectly interprets the words pear blossom with rain.

"Being a ghost servant, after a hundred years, if your merits and virtues are complete, I will give you a chance to be reincarnated." Yan Jun looked down at her, turning a blind eye to that beautiful face, and said in a cold tone.

"You... You recruited me to be a ghost attendant?" Dan Ke could feel that the person in front of him was incredibly powerful.

"It's not me, it's him." Yan Jun pointed at Zhao Wugou.

Zhao Wugou who was cueed inexplicably:? ? ?

Does the minister think that he doesn't even have a ghost attendant, is it too shabby?

"If you want, let it come to us." Bai Wuchang next to him stuffed a guide talisman into Danke's hand.Your Majesty is still thoughtful for Mr. Judge. They have too much aura, and if they are too close, they will cause aura allergies, but this pear flower essence and life wood have been fused with human beings, so it will not cause problems. It is simply tailor-made for adults. Personal ghost attendant.

After tossing around until midnight, seeing that it would be dawn in three or four hours, Zhao Wugou was afraid of going back and disturbing Wang Xuan's rest, so he stayed overnight in Lin's guest room with everyone.

The next morning, he got up early and saw that everyone's doors were tightly closed, so he went downstairs lightly and ran in the garden.

Zhao Wugou, who is sporting in a white shirt, has broad shoulders and long legs, every inch of his muscles exudes vitality, full of youthful feeling, like a plant growing in the sun, luxuriant, tough and full of vitality.

The autumn is crisp, and the sky in the morning has a beautiful blue color, which is refreshing.The morning light shone on him, softening and creating a filter-like effect, clean and refreshing, pleasing to the eye.

Beauty is in the bones but not in the skin.

Yan Jun stood by the window, silently looking at Zhao Wugou in the garden, and suddenly said, "Si Geng, go and find out if there is such a house nearby."

"Your Majesty wants to buy a house in the world?" Si Geng felt a little confused.

"Yeah." I didn't like the human world very much before, it was noisy, but now I suddenly found that waking up in the human world in the morning is not bad.Especially when he's around.

Fourth watch: ……………………

Zhao Wugou was listening to the cheerful acapella of the bird doing the final back stretch, when he suddenly heard a discordant cold snort.He turned his head and found Tao Zhan standing in the porch.

Seeing him turn his head, the other party gave him a blank look, and walked away holding an umbrella.

Zhao Wugou shook his head, raised his hand to wipe the thin layer of sweat from his forehead, he knew that Tao Zhan would not be convinced.

On the other hand, Lu Bing, who was following behind, bid farewell to Zhao Wugou politely, "Xiao Tao has a childish temper, please forgive me. I offended you so much yesterday, please forgive me, Lord Judge."

"I don't really care about a person like him who has everything written on his face. I'm more afraid of someone like you who hides a knife in his smile." Zhao Wugou looked at him with a half-smile.The idea of ​​betting was most likely suggested by the person in front of him.

Lu Bing's smile froze on his face.

"If you see through, you need to see through it. You are ruthless. Your character is a bit interesting. There are two more times, see you next time!" Bi Xing, who was walking at the end, couldn't help laughing, and waved to Zhao Wugou. , hugged the embarrassed Lu Bing and walked out, and said as he walked, "How about it, fake Sven, have you fallen this time?"

The moment Bi Xing stepped out the door, it rained heavily.

Zhao Wugou hid under the glass eaves of the greenhouse.Looking at the blurred figures of the three people in the rain, he suddenly felt that spiritual allergies weren't that bad, at least masks were easier to carry than umbrellas!

After the exercise, Zhao Wugou returned to the house, and found that the minister was sitting on the sofa in the living room, leisurely flipping through a light green newspaper, with a few large characters printed on the headline, "Shan Hai Annual Report".

"Morning, Minister." Zhao Wugou glanced at the newspaper, and felt that it should not be a newspaper from the human world, at least, it must not be issued to the outside world.Afraid that if he walked over again, his spiritual allergy would be triggered, he stopped at the stairs.

Zhao Wugou was not prepared to hear the minister's response, after all, according to Hu Yan's information, the other party was very cold.

"Morning." The minister put down the newspaper and even nodded gently to him.The third watch and the fourth watch stood behind the sofa and greeted him with winking expressions.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

Where does the sun rise from today?

Zhao Wugou was dazed when suddenly a golden light flashed in front of his eyes, he took a closer look, and what floated in front of his eyes was actually a ruby ​​tie, the one used by the minister yesterday!

It was only after a closer look that the body of the needle was engraved with a golden dragon complete with whiskers and claws.

He looked at the minister suspiciously, and the other party said lightly, "I'll put the nightmare on you. You don't have a suitable magic weapon around you to make it possess you. It's easy to disturb ordinary people at school. This thing can just be worn with you. It's the most convenient but."

magic weapon?Don't tell me, it's really useful.Suddenly enlightened, Zhao Wugou took the tie and pinned it on his shirt. "Thank you Minister."

It's great that you can temporarily borrow the boss's before you don't have a magic weapon.

He heard Bai Wuchang talk about the special nature of Nightmare last night, and he realized that the reason why the Minister helped him to attract light customers was because it would be of great benefit to him.Except for the flimsy point, the minister doesn't seem to be as unreasonable as the nonsense said!

Seeing that he accepted it, Yan Junyun nodded lightly, but his eyebrows raised half a point in joy.

At four o'clock, you looked at the sky silently, helping others to recruit ghost servants and not liking that tree spirit's contact with adults too much, it's really hard for you to come up with such a high-sounding explanation.

"My lord, do you want coffee? What do you want for breakfast? I'll go buy it together." San Geng asked cheerfully.

Zhao Wugou shook his head, "Thank you, no need, I'll go back to school and change clothes before eating."

"Don't, it's rare for someone to treat you, so think about a delicious breakfast! Pick the most expensive one!" Bai Wuchang, who had just walked downstairs, hooked Zhao Wugou's neck enthusiastically.

The most expensive breakfast at Beijing University is only [-] yuan.

"Ah Choo!" Zhao Wugou, who was about to answer, sneezed loudly.

Under Yan Jun's cold gaze, Bai Wuchang retracted his arm awkwardly, and if he didn't pay attention, he forgot about the adult's allergy to spiritual power.

In the end, Bai Wuchang liked to propose a luxurious breakfast in the canteen of the second year of Beijing University, with two meat buns and two vegetable buns, plus a cup of sweet soy milk.

The traffic jam on the road delayed some time, and after saying hello to Miss Lin Xin at the front desk, Zhao Wugou rushed up the stairs two steps at a time, and happened to meet the white dog from last time at the top of the stairs.

"Hello!" Zhao Wugou, who felt his nose itchy, greeted it with a smile.

"Hello." The white dog replied politely, then suddenly realized something was wrong, and stared blankly at Zhao Wugou.

"It's too late to pretend to be innocent now, you exposed it when you answered just now." Zhao Wugou, who was speaking tactically, slyly raised the corners of his lips, stroked the smooth and shiny tail of the white dog, and walked upstairs swaggeringly.

By the stream: ……………

Actually cheating demons, the routine is too dirty!

Opening the office, today's afternoon tea desserts are already on the table.Afraid of making Zhao Wugou uncomfortable, Black and White Wuchang sat far away on the branch of the ginkgo tree directly opposite the psychological counseling room.

Zhao Wugou, who was about to turn on the computer and search the stream by the stream, suddenly thought of an easier way when he saw them, he beckoned them over.

"My lord?" Bai Wuchang yawned boredly, a little confused.

"There is a monster named Xibian in this building. It looks like a white dog. Do you know its origin?"

Bai Wuchang dug out the record book, "Xibian, born in Tiandi Mountain, worked in the Assets Management Division of the Employment Agency of the Three Realms. He is 762 years old at the sixth level of spiritual power. Using its fur as a mat can remove evil spirits and poisonous gas."

Zhao Wugou nodded, and asked him again, "There is also a kitten with a white head, about this size, and black lightning patterns on its back."

It's not easy to use the record book without a name. Bai Wuchang was thinking hard, and Hei Wuchang next to him said, "It sounds like a tengu."

Bai Wuchang searched, and sure enough, he found the record, "Tengu, born in Yinshan, worked in the training department of the Three Realms Employment Agency, spiritual power level five, 552 years old, soul body."

"What do you mean by soul body?"

"It's similar to the soul of a monster. Its body was accidentally destroyed during the catastrophe, and it needs to accumulate merit points to reshape the body. Simply put, if you don't open your eyes, you can still see the stream, but you can't see the soul of the dog. body."

Using the help of black and white impermanence to investigate, Zhao Wugou finally figured out the details of the few people he had seen.What he didn't expect was that even Miss Lin Xin at the front desk wasn't human. Her real body was that little dry turtle that always walked on the reception desk!

Zhao Wugou suddenly felt the pressure of being a nationally protected animal, a first-class rare species.

For example, the rule that "everyone must wear formal attire during working hours" was clearly written for him alone! ! !

The water in the room ran out, and when Zhao Wugou went to get purified water from the warehouse on the first floor, he passed a training classroom.He glanced in through the window curiously, and found a row of kittens squatting inside.

Persian, Ragdoll, Meishou, Tanniuhua, mixed colors and varieties, each with its tail hooked on its front paws, its back straight, their beautiful furry little faces look serious, not even half lazy.

On the projection screen directly in front, a rough PPT was playing decently. There was no one on the podium, but there was a rainbow-colored unicorn doll!

Probably for the sake of solemnity, the unicorn doll has a pair of black-rimmed glasses on its eyes.

Zhao Wugou couldn't help laughing at the playful style of painting.Looking carefully, I found that a kitten with a white head, lying on the rainbow-colored unicorn doll, was the tengu who drilled into his window last time.

"If you want to get along in the human world, you must keep in mind the three magic weapons!" The tengu attached to the unicorn doll beat the podium with a small bamboo stick in his hand, and gave a passionate speech, "Restart, drink more hot water, and... ...forget it!"

The baby cats sitting upright at the bottom flicked their fluffy tails in unison, and nodded solemnly.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

How did you get this stupid feeling?

"The first one, restart. Humans like to invent messy things to please themselves or embarrass themselves. Just remember, the more it claims to be a high-end intelligent control, the more stupid X, regardless of whether it is a crash or a blue screen, 99% Just restart it. If restarting doesn’t work, turn off the power and restart it! Do you understand?” The small bamboo stick in the unicorn’s hand tapped on the podium.

All the cat demons: flick their tails and nod.

Zhao Wugou: It actually makes sense!

"The second rule is to drink plenty of hot water. The human body is very fragile. Compared with you, it is weaker than a moth. Don't give them supplements without confirmation, otherwise they may not be supplemented because of deficiency, and they will be harmed." Kill them. In case they feel uncomfortable, the safest way is to give them 'drink more hot water'. If the hot water is not enough, add a little sugar to the hot water. Do you understand?"

All the cat demons: flick their tails and nod.

Zhao Wugou: Moth flutter? ? ?

"Thirdly, human beings are a particularly twisted creature. They like to dig into the horns, like to follow the rules, and especially like to make things difficult for themselves. You will live in the human world in the future, and you can enjoy all kinds of delicacies in the human world, enjoy the joy of being recognized for your work, and enjoy their designs. But don’t imitate their useless awkwardness. Remember, nothing is difficult in this world, as long as you are willing to give up. Forget it, anyway, we demons have a long life. Do you understand?”

All the cat demons: Nod your head.

Zhao Wugou: ……………

This pot of poisonous chicken soup was really caught off guard.

On the way home, Zhao Wugou felt that Tengu's devilish phrase 'understand? ', accompanied by the sound of a small bamboo stick hitting the podium, it is simply poisonous.

Black and White Impermanence has changed into a bull-headed horse-faced man, not far or near behind him.

Passing by the entrance of the residential area attached to Beijing University, a child ran over chasing the ball and almost hit his leg.

"Liangliang, tell brother I'm sorry." A boy with a single eyelid wearing a turtleneck came up and apologized to Zhao Wugou while pressing the little boy's head.

"Doctor Zhou?" Zhao Wugou raised his eyebrows slightly. The person in front of him was the attending doctor when he was hospitalized a few days ago. He looked very young without a white coat, but his eye sockets were darker than before. Haggard a lot.

"Oh, it's you." Zhou Feng paused for a moment and recognized him.

"I'm sorry, my nephew is too skinny." Zhou Feng rubbed his temples while apologizing. He has been on the night shift recently, and he didn't have a good rest. He always felt pain in his head and shoulders.

Zhao Wugou looked at him firmly.

An old man with white beard and hair and wrinkled face was holding Zhou Feng's head and sitting on his shoulders, smiling at Zhao Wugou who had clear eyes.