my years as the chosen one

Everyone at the dinner table had different thoughts, Huang Cang withdrew his hand that Uncle Zhao used as a chicken wing without changing his face, then wiped himself with a handkerchief, and continued to eat calmly.

Hmph, Ji Zhiru has already seen through everything.

He had already seen it through when he was personally cast a fixing spell by the Holy Monarch!

Zhenjun is eccentric now, which is called a blatant and aboveboard, completely without the indifference and ruthlessness he used to have when he was law enforcement in the heavens.

Tsk, little Taozi is really a fool.

Sun Wukong's eyes switched back and forth between Yang Jian and Tao Juze, his eyeballs rolled around and he didn't know what he was thinking.

Soon, when everyone was full, the plates on the table were as clean as if they hadn't been used.

Vegetable soup with rice is simply delicious in the world.

Situ Ming, who was full, didn't dare to speak at all, because he had eaten too much and his throat was blocked, so he had to shut up and wait for his stomach to digest it.

Chen Ze also secretly touched his stomach, thinking that it was fortunate that he was wearing looser clothes.

Otherwise, I'm really sorry.

At this moment, Gu Chen and Gu Bai were all looking up at the delicious food just now. Their movements and expressions must be brothers, and they don't need to be identified at all.

Yuan Kang touched his bulging stomach, and gave Zhao Ji a thumbs up: "Uncle Zhao, amazing! I've never eaten so much."

"Now if I talk like a lotus flower, it would be a blasphemy to your craftsmanship, so I can use the word delicious to express my feelings."

"These two simple Chinese characters can fully reflect my admiration for you."

Chen Ze and the others also nodded and gave Zhao Ji a thumbs up.

Delicious is just two words, there is no redundant explanation.

Zhao Ji laughed twice, very happy with Yuan Kang's evaluation.

This means that he didn't embarrass Tao Tao in front of Tao Tao's friends.

...The mentality of the parents is really mysterious and unspeakable.

Tao Juze leaned out, then gently touched Yuan Kang's stomach, and asked solemnly, "Kangkang, it's been a few months? Whose?"

Yuan Kang rolled his eyes, slapped Tao Juze's paw away, and said coldly: "It's not yours anyway, go away, be careful, I'll move my fetal gas and rest on your head later."

Tao Juze withdrew his hand contentedly, leaning on Yang Jian's body and smiling happily.

"No matter how old you are, you're still so skinny. How can a man get pregnant?" Chen Ze shook his head with a smile, and said, "Sir, don't keep flirting with your second son, this guy might really frame you."

Hearing Chen Ze's words, Yuan Kang's eyelids trembled. It was obvious that every word the boss said was correct, but why did he think there was something wrong when they were combined together...

Um?Is he calling me a bad person? ? ?

Gu Chen, Gu Bai, and Situ Ming didn't want to talk at all right now, and they didn't know where their thoughts were going.

It looks very lazy.

Tao Juze tilted his head and talked with Chen Ze, in a good mood.

That's why Chen Ze and the others didn't notice that when Chen Ze's words fell just now, everyone in Lingju Village at the dinner table glanced at Sun Wukong, Monkey King.

When the Great Sage was going through hardships to learn scriptures, he had been to a certain place.

It is called Xiliang Nuguo, and there is a river called Zimu River, drinking its water can cause pregnancy.

The former Tianpeng Marshal is now the envoy of the altar, and the original Jin Chanzi is now the Zhantan Gongde Buddha, but they all drank the water of the Zimu River...

Although they drank the water from the Luozi Spring afterwards, it still doesn't negate the fact that they drank the water from the Zimu River.

So, men are fertile.

Sun Wukong also thought of this, and then looked at Yuan Kang who was supporting his stomach with great interest, and rolled his eyes again.

Although the current Zimu River has been moved to the Heaven Realm to become the Zimu Well, and is strictly guarded by the water god Xuanming, it is not impossible to take some points out.

Although it's a little troublesome, if Tao Tao's friends need it, it can be given to them as a gift.

...The great holy man is generous in his actions, but forget it, science is the first, and we must pay attention to science.

"Well, I feel a little lazy when I'm full. Do you want to take a nap?" Tao Juze looked up at the sunshine outside the thatched shed, and asked, "Boss, are you sleepy?"

Chen Ze shook his head lightly, and said, "I'm not sleepy...there are quite a lot of bowls and chopsticks, I'll help Uncle Zhao wash the dishes."

"Hey, put it down quickly." Zhao Ji hurriedly stopped Chen Ze, "Go and play, I and the girls from the Huang family can just wash these dishes."

"It's already very embarrassing to ask you to help with the cooking. If I ask you to wash the dishes now, it will spread that my old Zhao still hangs around in the village."

Zhao Ji pretended to be unhappy and said, "Are you looking down on me, Old Zhao?"

Chen Ze and the others shook their heads frantically, no, no, absolutely no.

The spider spirits covered their mouths and laughed together again. Uncle Zhao must want to use the dust removal spell to deal with so many dishes~ But these guys are really hardworking.

Well, Tao Tao's friends are very good-natured~

"I'm going to raise geese this afternoon, and I'm going to catch some fish in Sister He's pond." Huang Cang glanced at Chen Ze and asked, "Didn't you say you want to experience the joy of raising small animals in the countryside?"

"Then follow me in the afternoon." Huang Cang said enthusiastically, "I'll take you around the village to have fun."

Gu Bai, who was wandering in space, immediately came back to his senses, and said repeatedly: "I want it too, I want it too, everyone says the big white geese are super soft and cute, I want to play with them too."

Tao Juze raised his head and thought carefully about the big white goose who dared to challenge the tiger when he was out on the mountain, and chased the wolves from time to time, and felt that Gu Xiaobai seemed to have a deep misunderstanding of the word "soft and cute".

A creature like a goose can be cute, but it will never be soft.

no way!

Ji Liang looked up at Zhao Ji, then silently shrugged his shoulders under Zhao Ji's deep gaze, and said to Huang Cang, "Count me in."

Huang Cang looked at Ji Liang with disgust, why is this guy like a piece of brown sugar now.

He can't get away from it wherever he goes.

"Xiao Ming and I want to follow Brother Tie." Yuan Kang said with a smile: "Brother Tie said to take us to Brother Li Xuan's workshop first. I heard that there are many exquisite gadgets."

Although they didn't know who Li Xuan was, it was obvious that he was a big boss.

They will never miss the handicraft exhibition of the boss!

Taotie crossed his arms and embraced his chest, the three tufts of red hairs on his head seemed to stand on end, and he seemed to be in a particularly good mood.

Tao Juze glanced at Taotie, thinking that Brother Taotie, you should just sit here, and later Brother Li finds out that if you steal the gadgets he made with so much painstaking efforts, the whole village will chase you down.

"I wanted to ask before." Situ Ming suddenly opened his mouth and asked curiously, "Brother Kongkong and Brother Xiaotie, are you brothers?"

Tao Juze looked at Situ Ming and raised his eyebrows: "Why do you think so?"

Situ Ming looked at Taotie, who had black hair and three tufts of red hair, and Sun Wukong, who had black hair and three tufts of yellow hair, "Because the hair is very similar...they both have the iconic three tufts of dull hair!"

Gu Bai also nodded his head very seriously: "Da Mao is the main body! So they must be brothers!"

Everyone in Lingju Village laughed, even Yang Jian couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, his eyes were full of smiles.

Tao Juze slapped the table and laughed super loudly, is it okay to use dumb hair to distinguish?

It's not like being stupid hahahahahahaha.

Taotie smiled and shook his head: "You all guessed wrong, brother Kongkong originally had messy yellow hair like a weed, but he copied my head."

"Is this stupid hair dyed?" Chen Ze also became curious, "Brother Kong Kong has yellow hair? Is it natural?"

"My stupid hair is not dyed, it's natural." Taotie tossed his hair, three tufts of red stupid hair shook his body arrogantly in the air, and then said quite proudly: "This is a symbol of blood, it is very important of."

In ancient times, regardless of good or evil, which god did not know the human form of Taotie had three tufts of red hair?

In fact, Taotie now occasionally thinks about the past, if he had shaved off these three tufts of red hair when he was pitifully begging for a living, wouldn't food be delivered to his door automatically?

The animal form can't be concealed at all, but the human form is still very confusing!

In that case, he wouldn't have to work hard every day to find something to eat. After all, most of the gods would know who he was when they saw his red hair, and they blew themselves up and fled away, not even leaving a whole piece of meat to him. He is simply miserable.

And because he is so good at eating, he devours everything, so even the three guys with the same vicious reputation as him, Zhuwu, Chaos and Qiongqi, are not willing to take him to play.

Obviously the three of them are hugged together, what will happen if he is added!

It was really lonely during that time.

Taotie smiled all over his face, and looked around the dining table in a good mood. The current life is still good. There are cubs, friends, delicious food, health care, gossip and games. The gods in the village are not afraid of him. In the past, he had never had a picture in his dreams.

Everyone didn't know how emotional Taotie's heart is now, Sun Wukong said with a smile: "I am born with yellow hair, but I heard that if I have yellow hair in the village, it is easy to be regarded as a criminal. For convenience, I just dyed it black."

"However, I was unwilling to get all dyed, so I simply kept three clusters like Xiao Tie."

In fact, this is not the reason, it is because Sun Dasheng saw that the villagers in Lingju Village all show people with black hair in the world, so if he had yellow hair, he would be too out of the group.

Immediately changed his face and tidied up a bit, and it became what he is now.

Very stylish.

Chen Ze and the others nodded silently, so that's the case.

Alas, I thought you were brothers, but it turns out that you are not.

Slightly disappointed.

...so there's nothing to be disappointed about.

Everyone laughed for a while, Huang Cang left with a bunch of huskies and others, and Taotie also left with Yuan Kang and Situ Ming.

Seeing that Tao Tao's friends had all left, the spider spirits also left with a smile on their faces. They still had to go to Dongqiao to chat about the styles of new clothes, so they couldn't waste their time here.

Not long after, there were only four people left in the bustling grass shed.

Zhao Ji looked left and right, waved his hand and put away the plate on the table, and said honestly: "Well, I have to find Lao Zhang now, so let's take a step first."

Tao Juze waved his hand like a beckoning cat: "Bye, Uncle Zhao~"

Yang Jian nodded slightly towards Zhao Ji, signaling him to be free.

Sun Wukong waved his hand at Zhao Ji, and said heartily, "You do what you want, see you later."

Soon, there were only three people left in the hut.

The author has something to say: On the first day of the Lunar New Year yesterday, my parents and sister were urgently transferred to work, and they couldn't come back for the time being.I have to take care of a dog, a cat and two little devils alone, yes, the two little devils are left behind, for safety.The little ones are two years old and the other is six years old. I have never taken care of children, and I am in a hurry. My friend came to help me. This guy said he is a doctor, so there must be no problem!But this guy is a veterinarian! 【Pigeon eyes with tears.JPG】

Everyone has been watching some happy movies, anime, or playing games recently. In short, find something suitable for your entertainment. Don’t fall into pessimism and pain. Be happy. We can cure physical illnesses. There is no cure when you are sick, the world is so beautiful, so many delicious, so many interesting things, there are also animation movies and TV series, many novels have not been read, how can I have the heart to abandon them!

Everyone must adjust their mentality, come on!We have to wait for the flowers to bloom now, and the darkness before dawn will eventually pass.

Thanks to the old buddy who cast the rocket launcher: 1 night purple blue;

Thanks to the old man who threw the grenade: 1 Bianhua;

Thanks to the old buddies who threw the landmines: Xiaofeng Weiyu, Qingye, Eclipse Moon, Grave Bounce Die 1;

Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 95 bottles of Bianhua; 10 bottles of Feiyu☆, Qingshuang Lingyue; 2 bottles of Orange;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!Daily update!Two more!Three more!It's not a dream!Goo goo goo goo~~