my years as the chosen one

A gust of warm wind blows slowly, and the current situation in the grass shed is as follows:

Yang Jian is the god of justice who is in charge of the laws of heaven, Sun Wukong is the number one activist who challenges the laws of heaven, Tao Juze is a hardcore fan of Sun Wukong, and Yang Jian is currently a professional household addicted to raising Tao.

#What kind of words and sentences should I use to describe this relationship? I'm waiting online, I'm in a hurry#

Sun Wukong squatted on the chair and asked with a playful smile, "Old Yang, can I discuss something with you?"

Tao Juze leaned on Yang Jian's body and looked at Sun Wukong with a smile, the great sage is the great sage, even the squatting posture has such a personality!

...This is the legendary fan filter, the kind with a thickness of tens of thousands of feet.

What the hell is Lao Yang called?

The corner of Yang Jian's mouth curled slightly, he looked at Sun Wukong very calmly, and said very gently, "No matter what you want to discuss, you can't do it."

Monkey King: "..."

Monkey King scratched his head, and said quite speechlessly: "I haven't said anything yet, don't you refuse so quickly."

Yang Jian nodded, and still said very gently: "So you have to be a little self-aware, don't talk about it."

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth secretly, this guy Yang Jian is really rigid as hell, he is really not cute at all.

Tao Juze glanced at Monkey King who was scratching his ears and cheeks, and then whispered into Yang Jian's ear, "Second brother, aren't you curious?"

To be honest, he was really not curious at all.

Yang Jian glanced sideways at Tao Juze, who said "I'm curious, I want to know, tell me quickly" written all over his face, and then sighed in his heart.

Forget it, at a young age, it's normal to be full of curiosity about unknown things and not know the sinister mind of God.

I will teach him slowly later.

Yang Jian's mind turned for a while before he said to Sun Wukong: "Forget it, come and listen to me."

Sun Wukong's eyeballs rolled around, and he immediately said happily: "Actually, it's not a big deal, just lend me your token."

Yang Jian frowned: "What token?"

Sun Wukong jumped off the chair, poured a glass of water for Yang Jian, and then continued: "Don't make such an expression, it's not a big deal, it's just that your 'no taboo' token is just for me to use."

Yang Jian silently looked at Monkey King with a playful smile, and suddenly wanted to stuff the monkey into the gossip furnace and practice it again.

Tao Juze didn't understand, so he looked at Yang Jian and Sun Wukong, typically didn't understand: "What are you talking about, what is the token of no taboo?"

Yang Jian looked at Tao Juze, and explained softly: "The token of the Palace of Justice is very important."

"The generals of the Heavenly Soldiers in the Palace of Justice need to carry tokens of different specifications when they go out to do business. For example, a token with the word "criminal" means direct arrest. Anyone who violates the law will be shot. The token represents the siege in place, and no outsiders are allowed to enter or exit."

Tao Juze nodded, so he understood very well, isn't this token equivalent to the arrest warrant and search warrant in the world~

"What is the token of nothing taboo?" Tao Juze asked curiously.

Yang Jian looked at Sun Wukong who was smiling at him very flatteringly, and said slowly: "There is only one token of 'No Taboo', which is unique to me."

"With this token, you can go anywhere without hindrance, including the forbidden places in the heavens."

Looking at Tao Juze's confused look, Yang Jian explained patiently: "For example, the passage between the human world and the heavenly world is completely closed. As long as there is this token, the gods can travel back and forth between the heavenly world and the human world unimpeded. .”

"With this token, you will not be restricted by any formation or secret technique, and there is no taboo to go anywhere. Do you understand this?"

Tao Juze nodded his head, "Understood."

"So what do you monkey want this token for?" Yang Jian looked at Sun Wukong and said seriously: "You already have the approval note from the Emperor of Heaven, so there will be no hindrance in traveling between the human world and the heavenly realm."

Monkey King scratched his head and said, "I'm not going back to heaven."

"I want to go to the underworld."

Yang Jian became more serious: "What did you go to the underworld? I don't think you who destroyed the book of life and death back then would not be welcomed by Yama of the underworld."

Monkey King squatted back on the chair again, and said nonchalantly: "That's all happened in the past, Lao Yang, your memory is too good to be liked, maybe Shifang Yama has forgotten it, you still remember it so clearly. "

Yang Unpopular Jian: "I'm really sorry that I have a good memory."

Sun Wukong was afraid that Yang Jian would show such a half-smile expression, so he hurriedly said: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I am clumsy, you just ignore the monkey's mistakes, just pretend you didn't hear it."

Tao Juze yawned and chuckled twice, the words of the great saint were really interesting.

"Beforehand, I don't want to cause trouble, I just want to go and listen to it." Sun Wukong shook his head and said, "I have something I want to ask it."

Yang Jian stretched out a finger and knocked on the table. After a long silence, he said, "What do you want to ask it?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and said: "I can't say it yet... Anyway, it's very important! It's very important! Lao Yang, think about it, if I want to cause trouble, will I come to borrow a token from you? I have already smuggled over Already!"

Yang Jian looked at Sun Wukong calmly, and although Sun Wukong had a playful smile on his face, he also looked straight at Yang Jian.

After half an hour.

"I can give you the token." Yang Jian frowned and said calmly, "But I have conditions."

Sun Wukong looked at Yang Jian and said repeatedly: "Say what you say, I'll listen."

"First, don't cause trouble in the underworld."

"Second, return to Lingju Village immediately after asking questions, and don't stay in the underworld."

"Third...You can figure it out for yourself, I won't say more."

Tao Juze couldn't keep his eyelids open, and he strained his ears to listen to them. This was his nap time, and he felt that he couldn't resist the powerful biological clock.

"Can you meet these three conditions?" Yang Jian looked at Monkey King without changing his face, and said lightly: "It doesn't matter if you can't, the token is gone."

Sun Wukong's right eyelid kept twitching, he pinched his teeth, and felt that his whole monkey was a bit bad: "It can be done, it can be done."

"Hey, Lao Yang, being a god and making you like this makes me willing to bow down."

"As the saying goes, it's rare to be confused, and gods who are too smart are usually not happy."

Hearing Sun Wukong's ridicule, Yang Jian said with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Let's not talk about whether I will be happy soon, believe it or not, I will make you unhappy right away?"

Sun Wukong rubbed his hands, sighed and shook his head: "Why can't I control my mouth... By the way, Lao Yang, you haven't realized that you are much more lively now than before."

"Sure enough, heaven is really not a place for gods. Look at how long you have been down to earth, and even your facial paralysis has been cured."

"The iceberg man with a paralyzed face has turned into brother Nuan next door. Tsk tsk, this span seems to have broken through the dimension. If the old man sees you like this, he might burst into tears and pardon the heavens."

...The great sage is in fashion now, even the tone of his speech is in line with the times, he looks like a fashionable and beautiful young man.

Yang Jian smiled when he heard the words, then looked at Monkey King with the gaze of killing a monkey, and said softly: "If you miss the Emperor of Heaven very much, why don't I personally send you back to the Heaven Realm?"

Send it back, don't think about it anymore!

Sun Wukong waved his hands vigorously, and said repeatedly: "No, no, no, you pretend I didn't say it, pretend I didn't say it."

Yang Jian also ignored him lazily, now he felt the extreme inner struggle of Tao Juze who was leaning on him, he was so sleepy that his consciousness was blurred, but he still tried his best to listen to them.

Why make it difficult for yourself.

Yang Jian covered Tao Juze's eyes with his hands. After so many days, he had completely formed the habit, and Tao Juze, who would fall asleep when covered by Yang Jian's hands, immediately breathed steadily.

"I..." Sun Wukong had just said a word, but Yang Jian's stare surprised him and blocked the rest of the words in his throat.

[The token is here for you, let's go. 】

Yang Jian used his spiritual sense to communicate with Sun Wukong: [It's really inappropriate to chatter here at noon. 】

A slapped token with golden light appeared in the air in an instant. The token was made of an unknown material and engraved with the inscription No Taboo.

Sun Wukong reached out to take the token, then rolled his eyes speechlessly, and sighed inwardly.

He didn't understand what was wrong with him.

Don't even let the monkey talk?

[Then I'm leaving. If there are no accidents, I will go to the underworld in the next two days. 】

[Don't reveal your identity in front of the human race, the rest is up to you. 】

[Just put your heart at 180. 】

Sun Wukong bowed his hands to Yang Jian in a good mood, and then left without looking back.

His lively back can completely see his good mood.

Yang Jian watched Sun Wukong leave, and he didn't take his eyes back until he was completely out of sight.

This monkey always speaks nicely every time, but it's a pity that he can cause more trouble every time.

Don't call him Monkey King at all, but change his name to King Qi Tian, ​​and forget it.

Yang Jian looked down at Tao Juze who was leaning against him and snoring a little, the smile in his eyes was overflowing, and he stretched out a hand to gently stroke his hair.

His mother once said that people with soft hair also have a soft personality. Thinking about it now, it seems to be true.

Yang Jian sat still for a while, and then disappeared into the hut with Tao Juze.

Sleeping on your back is not as comfortable as lying down.

Go home to sleep.

...

Lingju Village is still peaceful and stable, but outside the village, it seems like a magma erupted, which has already turned the sky upside down.

Ever since Chen Ze and his group showed up in Zhao Ji's live broadcast room, all the forces took action one after another, trying to get rid of these people.

Curve to save the country is very important ah!Although they don't read many books, they still understand the tactic of encircling the city from the countryside!

And since these few people were able to enter Lingju Village and were not intercepted by the superiors, it means that they have already mixed up to the status of [Good Fat Friends of Lingju Village]!

Listen, this is just going in to play and not doing much, and you get a huge benefit!

The [touchable] material that can withstand liquid iron has never been seen before! !Out of print! !Out of print! !

Although I don't know if it's true, but since the anchor of Lingju Village started broadcasting, giants in various industries have been slapped in the face every day, and now they don't want to continue to be slapped.

So it must be true!

If you don't hurry up to make connections now, when will you start to make connections?

Waiting until the day lilies are all cold? !

"Hey! The fruits and vegetables in Qiankun Pavilion are definitely from Lingju Village!" The boss of Taibaiju roared as he walked up and down in the office: "And that baijiu that completely suppressed us!!"

"Gu Chen must have invited people from Lingju Village to make wine for him!! No one in the Gu family can make good wine!!"

"I said abnormality is a monster! Gu Chen is a weasel who makes a fortune with a muffled voice!! I will never let him go!! We are still a little kid! This guy has no humanity at all!"

"I eat meat all day without distinguishing my soup!"

"I'm going to put him in a sack!!! I want to knock him stupid with a stick! Knock him stupid!!"

The silent secretary looked at the furious boss with trepidation. Ever since he started selling alcohol in the Qiankun Pavilion, Gu Chen, the president of Gu's Group, called his boss almost every day to stimulate his own boss.

Although there are very few wines sold in Qiankun Pavilion, the impact on Taibai Residence is not great.

But we are all good fat friends, so why do we have to be so ruthless.

It's their subordinates who are unlucky for the boss to go crazy!

The gods fight, and the little ghosts suffer, it's just like this.

...

In the capital, a well-guarded and absolutely safe confidential conference room.

Five people sat sparsely on the rectangular conference table.

A majestic middle-aged man knocked on the table and asked, "Did you find out?"

A man wearing a Chinese tunic suit and glasses said with a straight face: "It has been found out that the names of these five people are Yuan Kang, Gu Bai, Gu Chen, Situ Ming and Chen Ze."

"In addition, during the investigation, the staff of the confidential team discovered that the identity of this young man named Chen Ze had been artificially altered."

The middle-aged man frowned: "What's going on?"

"After we found something wrong, we checked it carefully, and it turned out that it was written by Marshal Chen."

The middle-aged man frowned even tighter: "Why are you still related to Marshal Chen?"

"Is there anything that can't be said at once and you have to divide it into several paragraphs?"

The few people in the conference room were a little irritable. What's wrong with the secretary next to the chairman? Every time he spoke, he kept talking.

Can't you finish it in one breath? !

The man in the Chinese tunic suit was still unhurried, and said very calmly: "After careful inspection, Chen Ze is the grandson of Marshal Chen and the son of Lieutenant General Chen Aiguo."

As soon as the voice fell, the meeting room suddenly exploded.

"That's not right, isn't Lao Chen's own son, Chen Feng? He has already reached the status of a major general!"

"Huh??? Old Chen actually cheated on Hong Xing?? Be good, his wife is the famous iron-blooded rose, can she cheat on this? How did he get out?"

"Shut up! Old Chen is definitely not that kind of person. The members of the Chen family are all very infatuated! Could it be that someone tricked Old Chen?"

A fierce-looking middle-aged man knocked on the table: "You all shut up! If Lao Chen knows that you are arranging him here, you are all finished! Chen Ze was born by Lao Chen's wife, although I know But never seen it!"

The chairman looked at the speaker on the conference table, his eyes flickered: "Haven't you seen it?"

The middle-aged man continued: "Yes, and there are not many people who know about it. It is estimated that there are not two palms."

"I heard that old Chen is very rare about this little son. He hid it so damn well. I didn't see it when I came to the door with a gift! Old Chen just threw it out!"

The chairman laughed: "I didn't expect Lao Chen to have a tough and tender side."

"Oh, I watched the live broadcast. I didn't expect Lao Chen's son to have such a good relationship with Lingju Village. They ate, drank, played and took things. I was boiled in the pot and no one cared."

"Just to get you some BBQ sauce..."

"You say it's too late for me to hug Lao Chen's thigh?"

"I want to hug too, take me one."

"Hahaha everyone is a good fat friend, let's hug together."

The corner of the chairman's mouth trembled. Since watching the live broadcast of Lingju Village, these guys who are usually serious and rigid have all become this unscrupulous character in private.

And brush what barbecue sauce!Brush with chili sauce is the most delicious!

"Ahem, since Chen Ze is Lao Chen's son, he must be a good boy."

As soon as the chairman finished speaking, he heard a burst of boos from everyone.

"Hey, Chairman, what do you want to do by saying that? Say it first, moral kidnapping is not allowed!"

"Yes, yes, old Chen has such a violent temper. If you don't provoke him, he can explode at any time like a firecracker. If you provoke him... Chairman, I still want to sleep well."

"Besides, if Ozawa wears small shoes for us and speaks ill of us in front of the hermits in Lingju Village, oh well, it's all over."

"You are an old man, don't think I can't tell that you are making friends. It is kind of you to call Ozawa."

"Go away! Don't think that I will approve the reimbursement note for you! I will kill you!"

"Hey, listen up, Chairman, this public avenger is here!"

The chairman looked at the noisy meeting room speechlessly, feeling thousands of ducks quacking in his ears.

This digresses too far!And he just said a word!When did morality get kidnapped!

"Otherwise, let's go to Lao Chen's house together some time, and it's okay to howl here."

A handsome middle-aged man rubbed his ears, and said speechlessly: "Although everyone doesn't have much free time, you can squeeze it out with hard work."

The chairman breathed a sigh of relief, he could be regarded as someone who could speak.

The conscience of heaven and earth, he just thought that since Chen Ze is a child of the Chen family, he must be partial to the Eastern Army stationed by the Chen family.

Since everyone is a good fat friend, then don't be so stingy, it is right to develop together... The chairman who was born in the central army thought melancholy.

After a brief exchange, everyone in the conference room made a plan to go to Chen's house together on a certain day.

Especially crisp and neat.

.......

The author has something to say: Let me tell you, I want to take care of my child for at least a week【Squat myself into the casserole.JPG】

There is also Gouzi who is autistic.. I dare not take it out these two days, Tachibana doesn't care, but Gouzi is crazy.The friend dragged the dog's paw and talked about the dog for at least four hours. It is roughly that the virus is terrible now. If you go out, the whole dog will be gone. After that, you will not be able to eat dog food. The small canned orange seat is also from other dogs.. .As a result, the dog who was alive and kicking was forced to be autistic, and shrank in the kennel with his arms around Tachibana without saying a word, and he didn't tear down the house.

"What the hell did you do to the dog! I'm going to twist your head and kick it like a ball!"

"Hey, it's okay. I'm a doctor. Dogs like huskies forget all about it after sleeping. I have to keep talking about it tomorrow."

One thing to say, I think my friend seems to be a little mentally disturbed...

People and dogs, one has to be crazy.

In addition, this chapter is very fat, praise me quickly! ! !quick! !Praise me don't stop! 【Proudly singing coo coo coo coo.JPG】

Thanks to the old buddies who threw the landmines: Yun Shishu, Mr. Li’s Weiwei, Ye Zilan, and Grave Bounce Di;

Thanks to the old buddy of irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of cat king; 10 bottles of night and clear sky, say, am I your father; 1 bottle of cabbage or not;

Thank you very much for your support to me, I am going to make trouble 咕咕咕咕咕咕咕咕~~~