my years as the chosen one

After listening to Tao Juze's speech, Yuan Kang looked at him silently for a few seconds, then said softly, holding his throat and raising his fingers, "San'er, you, you are treating me like this~"

"Hey~ I'm dead~Heaven~Earth~It's snowing in June~"

"You are so indifferent, so ruthless, and so heartbreaking~ I wasted 18 years in the cold kiln waiting for you to come back~ You, Chen Shimei, are treating me like this~"

Yuan Kang's soul of a playwright was on fire, and his tone at this time was very much like that of a disgraced woman who had been cast into the cold palace and never saw the light of day.

If you really want to do as much as you want, you can do as much as possible, so that the goosebumps of everyone present will rise.

Ji Liang looked up at the sky helplessly, thinking that all the human races were of the same style, and Sun Libai, the stationmaster of the Vegetable Cat Alliance, often cried, made trouble, and hanged himself like this.

The aesthetics are exhausted, why can't you change the routine?

For example, it's not bad to scold the heartless people with a big belly, cry and shout about one dead body and two dead.

#On the impact of the Internet on immortals, waiting online, very urgent#

The spider spirits laughed together, and glanced at Yuan Kang's waist indiscriminately, wondering if Tao Tao's friend was not a seven-foot man?

Oh, oh, if you are not a man, you can be a sister~

Hee hee~ They don't mind having one more little sister at all~

Tao Juze shook his body, moved to Yang Jian's side, rubbed his arms and said with a righteous face: "Your tone makes me look like a betrayer, hurry up! We have nothing to do with each other!"

The corners of Yang Jian's mouth curled up undetectably.

Yuan Kang laughed a few times, stopped pinching his throat, but rubbed his hands and said with a playful smile: "The good brothers we agreed to go together hand in hand?"

Tao Juze rolled his eyes, and said forcefully, "Shut up! I declare that we are not good brothers anymore!"

Yuan Kang put an arm on his little secretary's body, his eyes were full of vicissitudes, and he looked like he could see through the world: "Why does this giant ship of friendship turn over? Hmph! Could it be that the legendary Titanic? Is it the giant ship Neil?"

Chen Ze shook his head. Sometimes he really wanted to unscrew Yuan Kang's dog's head and kick it as a ball.

Don't ask why.

Zhao Ji, Taotie and Huang Cang looked at Tao Juze who was bickering with his friends very rarely and happily, and a strange sense of satisfaction suddenly rose in their hearts.

My son has friends and even bickers, it's really the beginning of my family's son.

Well worth celebrating!

Standing near the pot table, Gu Chen watched Yuan Kang and Tao Juze laughing, and then glanced at Chen Ze who interjected from time to time, wondering if he lacked the vigor that young people should have.

In fact, he is not very old!The real age is 29, but the imaginary age is only thirty.

The thatched shed was very lively and harmonious, and Yang Jian, who was watching Tao Juze and Yuan Kang's bickering, suddenly said, "Here we come."

Tao Juze's ears moved slightly, he stopped bickering with Yuan Kang and turned to look at him, asking, "What's coming?"

As soon as Tao Juze finished speaking, he heard Gu Xiaobai's howling sound coming from far and near.

"I'm back!!!" Gu Bai trotted towards the grass shed with a glass bottle in his hand.

Monkey King walked unhurriedly behind him, looking in a good mood.

Gu Bai trotted all the way to the thatched shed, then handed the glass bottle containing the sauce to Zhao Ji, and said with a bright smile, "Uncle Zhao, the sauce is here."

Although Zhao Ji now knows that Gu Xiaobai is a road idiot, it does not prevent him from taking the sauce with a smile and thanking him, "Thank you, Xiaobai, for your help."

Gu Bai turned around and pointed at Monkey King who had also walked into the hut, and said seriously: "It's not all due to me, thanks to Brother Kong Kong."

Yuan Kang walked up to Gu Bai, rubbed his dog's head with a smile, and said, "That's right, that's right, thanks to him, otherwise you wouldn't know where you are wandering now."

Gu Bai silently glanced at Yuan Kang, rarely speaking back to him.

Yuan Kang quickly withdrew his hand, hehe, abnormality is a monster!If Gu Xiaobai was bluffing and bouncing around, he wasn't worried, but he was afraid of revealing his taciturn appearance.

Chen Ze handed Gu Bai's mobile phone in his pocket to him, and said seriously: "When you go out, you must carry your mobile phone with you, do you know?"

Gu Bai took the phone and nodded, "Okay, I will definitely take it with me."

Tao Juze said with a smile: "Next time, you must say hello in advance before sneaking out by yourself. If you didn't meet Brother Kong Kong this time, you must be hungry."

"How miserable it is to be hungry. Although you are Gu Xiaobai, you are not Xiaobaicai."

"Okay, I won't talk about you anymore, anyway, I can't sneak out like this silently."

Gu Bai nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, third brother, I will listen to you."

Gu Chen looked at his younger brother Gu Xiaobai calmly, but didn't say anything.

Let's educate him when we go back, after all, family ugliness should not be publicized.

"Then get ready for the banquet." Zhao Ji shook the sauce in his hand and said with a smile, "I'll just mix the cold dishes."

Taotie shook his head and asked, "Anyone want a drink?"

Everyone shook their heads, with rejection written all over their bodies.

Are you kidding me, who wants to drink with so many delicious food today.

Taotie shrugged his shoulders, these guys really don't understand his heart at all, it really is too cold to be at a high place!Kings are lonely!

Taotie, who was able to swallow the sky and swallow the sea, puffed out his chest proudly, feeling that everyone present, including Xiansheng Zhenjun and the great sage, are scumbags!

He is gluttonous, he is the well-deserved king!

...If you have the ability, you just open your mouth and say it, and you will immediately quack in your heart, what kind of a hero is it?

Everyone served the dishes, those who served the rice, those who moved the benches, and when Zhao Ji mixed the cold dishes, everyone had already consciously put together the two big tables, drooling at the tables and waiting for the meal to be served.

Holding chopsticks in his hands, Monkey King squinted at the fruit platter, thinking that this dish must be very suitable for him.

Huang Cang sat next to Situ Ming, looked at Situ Ming whose eyeballs seemed to be straightened, and felt that his expression was a bit like that of his sons when they were preparing for dinner.

Well, suddenly there is an urge to add food to him.

Ji Liang patted Gu Bai, and said in a low voice under Gu Bai's slightly displeased eyes: "Don't say brother, I didn't remind you, I suggest you eat that stewed chicken first, as far as my picky taste and experience are concerned, that dish The food is the best and the best.”

Gu Bai was stunned for a moment, inexplicably feeling that Ji Liang didn't seem to be that bad anymore, um... let's try to share his impression with him.

Huang Cang squinted his eyes and looked at Ji Liang's head, wanting to peck him very much.

Three days without pecking Ji Xiaoliang, drooling over chicken soup.

This guy is greedy for his body! ! !

"Second brother, grab the chicken wings for me first." Tao Juze whispered into Yang Jian's ear, "Otherwise you will be snatched away by Kangkang and Xiaobai. If you grab the chicken wings, I will go." Grab the biggest piece of meat and bone, and we will share it equally after we grab it."

The smile on Yang Jian's face gradually deepened, and he nodded slightly to indicate that there was no problem.

But two chicken wings are nothing to worry about.

...So the majestic owner of the Judicial Palace, the sage and true monarch who is known to everyone in the heavens, has been reduced to the point where he is happy to grab chicken wings at the dinner table.

Zhao Ji put the mixed cold dishes on the table: "Oh, the dishes are ready, everyone can start."

When Zhao Ji gave an order, the table was immediately full of swords and blood, and the dishes on the table were decreasing crazily at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Hehehe, I got it." Tao Juze looked at the super big meaty bones and two chicken wings in the bowl with delight, feeling that he was super happy at the moment.

Yang Jian picked up what Monkey King wanted to eat with his chopsticks, the only peach in the fruit plate, and put it into the small clean bowl in front of him without changing his expression.

"The sky is dry and the things are dry, Tao Tao eats some fruit first and then meat."

Tao Juze looked at Yang Jian's bowl with a greasy mouth.

"Ah—" Tao Juze opened his mouth wide, waiting for Yang Jian to put peaches in it.

Yang Jian glanced at Tao Juze's mouth, then divided the peach into three pieces with chopsticks, and fed them into Tao Juze's mouth one by one.

then.

Zhao Ji caught Huang Cang's hand with his chopsticks.

With a piece of meat stuck in his throat, Ji Liang immediately beat his chest and stamped his feet with a grim expression, feeling that his whole horse was not well.

The spider spirits whispered among each other calmly, alas, Xianshengzhenjun has also been captured by their lovely Taotao.

Look at how natural and skilled this feeding posture is, it is exactly the same as the posture they have practiced for so many years.

Taotie raised his head and thought for a while, if Xiansheng Zhenjun would feed him like this...

I'm lying down, I'd rather blow myself up than let Xiansheng Zhenjun feed me!

Taotie was almost disgusted by his own imagination, he couldn't think about this!Can't think about it!The evil spirits are scattered!

Sun Wukong watched helplessly that what he wanted to eat was cut off by Yang Jian, then he sighed and stuffed an apple slice into his mouth.

Alas, if you let a monkey that likes to eat peaches eat apples instead, won't your conscience hurt?

Yuan Kang, Gu Bai and Situ Ming were eating so much that they didn't even lift their heads, they almost buried their faces in the plate.

Gu Chen evaluated while eating, well, Brother Yang was really polite when he said the difference between cloud and mud, but the difference in taste is actually a natural moat.

I can't even get jealous, only worship.

Chen Ze was chewing on a piece of braised pork, smiling and observing the people on the table calmly.

The status of this young man named Sun Kongkong and Brother Yang doesn't seem to be too different in the village.

However, his brother Tao Juze's status seems to be inexplicably higher now, did he step on Brother Yang's head?

Chen Ze looked at Tao Juze who was eating like a little hamster with puffy cheeks, and then glanced at Yang Jian who was obviously in a good mood with the corners of his mouth curled up, and then silently bowed his head to eat.

Hmm...see no evil, see no evil.

Tao Juze didn't notice the situation on the table, he was holding a big piece of meat and bone happily gnawing on it.

Yang Jian smiled and shook his head, and said he would give him half of it, but ended up holding it and chewing on it.

When I go back to drink Chinese medicine, I will be frowning again.

The author has something to say: Happy New Year’s Eve everyone, and even happier New Year’s Day tomorrow! ! !

One day off tomorrow, love you ducks (づ￣3￣)づ╭

Now that the virus has spread, it has spread to many areas. I hope that all friends must pay attention to safety.Although it is said that the New Year will be prosperous and lively, but special treatment is given in special times. I believe we can defeat the virus!So wear a mask!Claw paw wash up!The meat is cooked!Everything is premised on safety!

We only have one life in this life, so take it easy.

I hope you guys are all well, whether you love me or not in the future, I hope you all behind the Internet are healthy and have wonderful lives of your own.

At last.

The spring breeze blows the ground, Guanhe bows its head, hundreds of rivers pay homage, and the evil spirits recede. God bless me in China!

China!Must win!

Thanks to the old buddy who threw the mines: Bianhua, Bengtou Bengdi 1;

Thanks to the old buddy of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Filipino; 1 bottle of cabbage and maple syrup;

Thank you very much for your support to me, everyone, be safe, I love you ducks and ducks~~~