The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"Brother, what are you doing?" Ye Lei came out after washing the dishes, shaking his hands, and saw Zhou Wei watching with his mobile phone.

"Give you the photos I took just now via Bluetooth." Zhou Wei shook a mobile phone at Ye Lei, holding a mobile phone in each hand.

"Oh, yes. How about it, aren't those photos of mine handsome?" Ye Lei happily took back his mobile phone and flicked through the photos, "Haha, I'm so handsome and handsome, oh haha."

"Yeah, you're quite photogenic." Zhou Wei pulled his phone, and Ye Lei in the screen was holding a head of French fries, staring blankly at him.

"Every one is very exciting." Zhou Wei scrolled down, and it was just a few days ago that someone dropped a dog and gnawed at your grinning photo, "Do you want to eat watermelon? I have it in the refrigerator."

"Eat!" Ye Lei nodded vigorously.

"Go and cut." Zhou Wei raised his eyebrows.

"Ah?" Ye Lei pouted, and collapsed on the sofa, "I had too much exercise in climbing the wall this afternoon, and I couldn't move."

"Can you keep up with your work progress today?" Zhou Wei looked at the clock on the wall.

"Ah! Ah, damn it, it's almost 3 o'clock!" Ye Lei followed Zhou Wei's eyes and saw the time and immediately jumped up.

"The posture is very strong and strong!" Zhou Wei put down the phone slowly, "There is a small jade melon in the refrigerator, you cut it in half, take half back and dig it up and eat it."

"Oh, oh! Okay!" Ye Lei smashed the watermelon with a happy face, thought for a while, took out two iron spoons from the kitchen, and forked them into the two halves of the watermelon, holding one half for Zhou Wei, and the other half for himself. Joyfully took it away, before closing the door, he held up the watermelon and shook it to Zhou Wei: "Brother, thank you for your lunch and watermelon!"

Zhou Wei dug a spoonful of watermelon and put it in his mouth, well, today's watermelon is quite sweet.

Ye Lei returned home, digging watermelons and thinking, my little brother is so kind!Please eat curry and watermelon, and borrow climbing ropes to help you climb the wall.Well, I have to thank people very much.

So he ran to the balcony and dragged in the climbing rope that hadn't been returned yet and took a photo with Xigua, made up a Weibo post and then went on with his work.

"Today, I ordered 4 pairs of chicken wings according to the takeaway brother's instructions yesterday. My brother made me curry rice, treated me to watermelon, and tied a climbing rope to help me climb the wall to get the key. Thank you, brother! PS : Manager, my little brother said that he invited today’s chicken wings, so I won’t reimburse you.”

When Zhou Wei saw this Weibo, the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, thinking that Tomato Face is an honest and good young man who knows how to repay his kindness, so he sent a head-touching emoji in the comments.

It had only been 2 minutes since the comment was posted, and Zhou Wei saw the number of reposted comments skyrocketing.

A group of girls howled: "Moe history!", "Bright blind dog eyes!", "Blogger, did you get the key to open the delivery boy's heart by climbing the wall?!" "Brother please order a table ...Oh no, call for ordering food!", "The innocent romance of the takeaway boy X otaku!"

There are also some rotten jokes improvised by the rape girl:

An otaku made a bet with his colleagues that the loser would have to order KFC for lunch for a week in a row.At noon on the eighth day, the doorbell rang again on time, and the otaku opened the door. The takeaway boy who had been delivering food to him for a week lifted a thermos bucket and said shyly: "Eating fried food every day is not good for your health. It's the Kaifeng dish I made myself, would you like to try it?"

The otaku loses a bet with others, and has to order various KFC meals under the instructions of the other party for a month.However, the otaku family has a powerful weapon. They can use mashed potato baked rice with salad, braised chicken nuggets and fried side dishes... "Well, what do you want tomorrow?" "Order roasted wings, do you want curry tomorrow?" Dotingly pinched the otaku's face: "Remember to order 4 pairs, and I will bring them back after work tomorrow. We have two pairs for each of us, and we are both pairs."

In response to these two jokes with a high retweet rate, the rotten girls began to stand in line with the otaku and the younger brother and started a rather powerful debate.

Zhou Wei flipped through two pages, feeling inexplicably how could everyone have such a high level of enthusiasm to pinch back and forth?Is it because life is so boring?But KFC=Kaifeng cuisine, this idea is quite cute. (Why Kaifeng cuisine? You can find out by dragging out the first letters of the pinyin of Kaifeng cuisine and combining them. The creative inspiration comes from Guo Degang's cross talk.)

Zhou Wei did the math, it seems that the fluffy tomato face next door still has to eat KFC for 3 days, right?Well, let's study the recipe of Kaifeng dishes and see what dishes we have to buy tomorrow.

The next day, Ye Lei still asked Manager Lin to order 4 pairs of roasted wings for him. Manager Lin picked up the phone and smiled brightly at Ye Lei.

"Xiaoye, is the curry cooked by the delivery boy delicious?"

"Oh, it's delicious! Restaurant level!" Ye Leikuang nodded.

"Wow, what about superb cooking skills?"

"Manager Lin, what did you say?"

"Oh, it's okay, so my brother will buy vegetables and go to your house to cook for you?"

"No, my little brother lives next door to my house and told me to go to his house to drink porridge at night."

"What the hell!" Lin Youchi thumped the table and stood up, "Is there such a bloody thing?!"

"Manager Lin, what's wrong with you?"

"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's like this, Zhiyong should be back this weekend, so your pressure will be lighter. Today is Friday, you will work overtime on weekends to catch up, and you will return to work at the company next Monday. Have a meeting." Hey, Zhang Zhiyong and Ye Lei are the CPs that she cultivated painstakingly. Although it was her idea to let Ye Lei be a little brother at the beginning, she just wanted to have fun, but she didn't expect it to be a bit against her CP. Appeared, but the CP of the takeaway boy and Ye Lei seems to be quite cute. Manager Lin looked at the clouds drifting by outside the window, and a faint melancholy rose in his heart. Manager Lin was tangled in his heart... What should we eat for lunch today? ah?

This is really tangled.

The author has something to say:

The first Weibo content is what I saw on the Internet, and the second is edited, haha.