The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

"Brother, I have all the change ready today, let's go to your house to eat curry!" Ye Lei opened the door excitedly when he heard the doorbell, and then was instantly dumbfounded.

Stupidly outside the door was another delivery boy today: "Well, sir, you ordered 4 pairs of grilled chicken wings."

Ye Lei blinked: "Huh? Where's my delivery boy?"

"Er, um, our delivery guys are all randomly assigned." The delivery boy No. 2 twitched his mouth, thinking, the manager on duty was right, and we really found a good base for Zhou Wei unintentionally. Friends, it's only been a few days, and it's "my" delivery boy, tsk tsk.Hurry up and go back later and gossip with everyone.

After paying the money, Ye Lei asked hesitantly with the bag: "Well, Brother No. 2, did Zhou Wei not go to work today?"

"Yes, he's off today." The delivery guy complained in his heart, you're only 2, you look like a 2 at first glance, you're the ancestor of even numbers, you're a big 0!

"Oh, that, that..."

"Is there anything else you need?"

"Oh, no, brother, go slowly on the 2nd, be careful on the road." Ye Lei closed the door a little frustrated, the brother didn't tell him yesterday to order chicken wings today, he invited himself to have a lunch and a dinner I already love my neighbors, do I expect others to treat me to dinner every day?

Ye Lei threw the takeaway bag on the coffee table, and sat listlessly in front of the computer. He reached out and fiddled with the mouse on the table, and his eyes lit up suddenly when he turned his head and saw the leftover half of the watermelon he ate yesterday.

It was already 12:[-] noon when Zhou Wei was ready to cook. After setting the table and chopsticks, he remembered that he didn't seem to have an appointment with Tomato Face to come over for dinner today. That guy must have ordered takeaway again, right?Zhou Wei was debating whether to ask someone to come over to eat, or to pack up a portion of the meal and bring it to him?

Ye Lei's vicious appearance of a hungry ghost came to Zhou Wei's mind... "Tsk." Zhou Wei curled his lips, and just when he had decided to bring a portion of the food, the doorbell rang.

"Hello brother, let me return your spoon and climbing rope!"

Zhou Wei opened the door, and what came into view was a mask carved out of watermelon into the shape of a jingle cat. A man with natural curly hair put the mask on his face with one hand, and held up his spoon and climbing rope with the other hand and let out a silly thud. thump sound.

"Thank you." Zhou Wei reached out to take back the spoon and climbing rope, and stood still at the door.

The curly-haired watermelon masked man tilted his head, "Um, uh, have you eaten yet?"

"Well, I'm full, thank you for your concern." Zhou Wei stared at the jingle cat mask carved out of watermelon, desperately trying to hold back a smile.

"Oh, that's it..." The masked man's feet ground the ground, "Then, do you want to eat KFC's Orleans chicken wings?"

"Ah! Dad, look! There is a monster! The face is in the watermelon!" A little boy yelled in the corridor, and the man who was leading him turned his head to look in the direction of his son's finger.

"Eh..." Ye Lei froze for a moment, then lifted his mask and turned his head to stare: "I'm not a monster! I'm Doraemon Watermelon Carving!"

"Wow, it's really Doraemon! Dad, I want one too!" The little boy's eyes lit up.

"Okay, let's go, uncle is waiting for us to go back to eat." The man nodded to Ye Lei and Zhou Wei, and then took the child upstairs.

Ye Lei turned back awkwardly, scratching his head in embarrassment: "Hey, little... Zhou Wei, then, then I'll go back first."

"Wait." Ye Lei dragged his feet and just took two steps before Zhou Wei called out: "Leave that Doraemon watermelon mask in my hand."

"Ok?"

"It's hard to cook alone. I cook too much. Give me the Doraemon Watermelon Mask. I invite you to have lunch at my house. How about it?"

"(⊙-⊙)!"

"Kaifeng vegetables."

"Oh oh oh! (⊙v⊙)!"

"Brother, go and open a restaurant! Then I'll cheer you on every day!" Ye Lei stuffed his mouth full of braised fish and meat with ribbon bottoms, wishing he could bite off his tongue and leave it at Zhou Wei's house.

Zhou Wei poked the half of the round watermelon rind with his chopsticks, and Doraemon on the watermelon rind smiled like a certain person: "It's been a day, and the watermelon rind hasn't turned sour."

"It's sour, but I washed it with hand sanitizer a few times and it didn't taste good!" Ye Lei swallowed his mouth full of food and showed a satisfied and proud smile.

"..." Zhou Wei withdrew his hand: "Hand sanitizer...you can figure it out."

"Yeah, my hand sanitizer is watermelon-flavored!" Ye Lei shook his head and curled his hair triumphantly.

"Er..." Zhou Wei felt a little powerless, he put down the chopsticks in his hand and used a spoon instead, "Hey, how do you know I must be at home? You still wear such a magical mask to knock on the door."

"Eh, I ordered grilled wings for lunch, and I wanted to ask if you want to have it together?" Ye Lei took a sip of soup, and said to himself that I wouldn't tell you that I was looking at the balcony for a long time to make sure you were at home before knocking on the door. .

"I ate your grilled wings, what do you have for lunch?"

"Eat the rice you cooked!" Ye Lei stuffed a mouthful of eight-treasure rice into his mouth, chewing hard.

"Oh, what about the chicken wings?" Zhou Wei raised his eyebrows. "That, that..."

"Ok?"

"Forget, I forgot at home..."

"Yes, there are too many bowls and chopsticks today."

"I'll wash the dishes after eating." Ye Lei lowered his head, swallowing slowly.

"Very good. Use a wire ball to clean the parts that can't be washed off. After washing, remember to dry them before putting them in the cupboard. The dishes you washed last time are even dirtier than they haven't been washed." Zhou Wei continued to eat slowly, "I bought another watermelon today, and I will carve a Nobita for me later."

"Oh, no problem! Shizuka, I will also engrave it!" The yellow flower Yelei who had been scolded for not being able to wash dishes cheered up again.

"The story of Doraemon and Nobita, why do you want Shizuka to join in the fun?" Zhou Wei dug out a spoonful of eight-treasure rice and slowly put it into his mouth.

After the meal, Zhou Wei pressed the remote control of the TV while aiming at Ye Lei, and used a fruit knife to quickly carve Nobita’s watermelon mask. Nobita’s facial outline was already carved, and Zhou Wei was a little puzzled: “Accordingly, your hands are quite Coincidentally, how could your house become a garbage dump?"

"It's okay, actually I don't think it's too messy." Ye Lei scraped off the skin of a green melon.

"Don't you think it's messy?" Zhou Wei frowned. Is this the super-evolved version of Xiaoqiang?The ability to survive and adapt is too strong, is there any!

"Well, a little bit..." Ye Lei carefully shaved the outline of Nobita's glasses, "Well, sometimes I'm busy and forget to clean it up."

Zhou Wei turned his head around and complained a few words, and suddenly froze when he saw Ye Lei's serious expression and slightly raised eyelashes.The small square shadow cast by the curly eyelashes made Ye Lei's eyes look hazy. Zhou Wei thought to himself, if the hair curls naturally, will the eyelashes also curl naturally?What about the beard?Zhou Wei thought about the curly bearded tomato face, and quickly shook his head. He stared at Ye Lei's face and carefully examined it. The sun was shining on his fair and round face, and Zhou Wei could even see Ye Lei clearly. With fine hairs and slightly red capillaries on the face, such a face should feel good to the touch, right?

"Okay! Zhou Wei, what do you think?" Ye Lei held up the watermelon for Zhou Wei to see.

"Huh? Oh!" Zhou Wei withdrew his gaze, touched his nose and said without looking at the watermelon, "It looks like it."

"That's right! Hey, let me post a Weibo and pass over my Dora." Ye Lei took out his phone excitedly.

"You like playing Weibo very much?" Zhou Wei was a little unnaturally looking for something to say.

"In the past, I just registered an account and didn't play much, but after our manager forced me to post on Weibo, I thought it was quite fun. Brother, I have already fanned you before, so come and follow me, I am called Tomato Superman and don't eat it Egg!" Ye Lei snapped the photo and started posting on Weibo.

"Okay." Zhou Wei grabbed his phone, logged on to Weibo, flicked the page pretendingly, and said in his heart: "I have been following you secretly for a long time, you idiot." Resolutely refreshed, and saw Ye Lei@自己的In that Weibo post, in the photo, Doraemon and Nobita are leaning their heads against each other, laughing so heartlessly that one can see that they are in a good mood.Zhou Wei changed his secret attention to Ye Lei into an open and honest one. After clicking on it, he accumulated a lot of comments about KFC boys and otaku romances. Zhou Wei's heart moved, and he turned to Ye Lei: "Hey, what do you think?" Does your Weibo have a lot of comments?"

"Yeah! Brother, you have so many fans! Ever since I posted your photo on Weibo, a bunch of people reposted it, and I found you by following the vine! Ouch, there are so many comments, it's all If you praise you, I will be praised a few times in your honor!" Ye Lei looked very happy.

"Have you read all those comments?" Zhou Wei was a little concerned.

"Eh, I didn't read all of them. There were a lot of comments. After reading a little, I continued to work. When my colleague comes back on Monday, I don't have to work overtime at my old home. I will read it slowly. I went to cut watermelon." Ye Lei picked up the melon and went to the kitchen, thinking a little embarrassedly, I won't tell you that I was so happy that I blushed when I saw people say that the two of us are a good match.

Ye Lei cut the watermelon in half, holding the half of the watermelon engraved with Nobita, looking at the glowing red flesh, he faintly felt like he had chopped off someone's head.Digging this half of the watermelon feels a bit like eating Nobita's brain, right?Tsk tsk, Ye Lei shook his head, and decided to leave this terrifying undertaking to Zhou Wei.

After receiving the half watermelon engraved with Nobita's side from Ye Lei, Zhou Wei took a bite and nodded with satisfaction, um, it's sweet and sweet.

Watching Zhou Wei digging out the watermelon meat spoon by spoon, he thought, tsk tsk, even if he eats Daxiong's brains, the little brother still eats it very gracefully!

Seeing Ye Lei staring blankly at him, Zhou Wei raised his eyes and asked, "Have you washed the dishes?"

"Cough!" Ye Lei, who was holding the watermelon, choked inadvertently. After coughing for a long time, he raised his blushing round face, and his moist eyes radiated innocent light waves: "Shall I wash it after dinner at night?"

"Who said I still invited you to dinner tonight? Have you paid for the food?" Zhou Wei folded his hands and leaned back on the sofa.

"Ah? Oh." Ye Lei put the watermelon on the tea table, scratched his head and walked to the kitchen in frustration to wash the dishes.

"Just eat porridge at night, and just warm up the leftovers at noon. You don't have to eat freshly cooked dishes." Zhou Wei inserted a spoon into the watermelon flesh and twirled it, digging out a large piece of flesh and stuffing it into his mouth.

"Okay! Porridge is fine! I like porridge the most! I'm not picky eaters! Zhou Wei, didn't you say that it's not easy to cook alone? I'll pay you for the food, let's eat together !" Ye Lei leaned out half of his body from the kitchen, and shouted excitedly, shaking the wet rag.

"Damn it, you wash the dishes and dump all the water for washing pots all over the floor! This is very oily! You mop the floor for me before you go back!" Ye Lei said before the word "well" appeared on Zhou Wei's forehead. , hastily held the wet rag with both hands, retracted into the kitchen and continued to wash the dishes.

After washing the dishes, Ye Lei consciously mopped the floor. After mopping, he stood aside and looked at Zhou Wei.

"What are you doing? Tell me quickly, don't you still have to work overtime? After finishing the watermelon, take it back to work." Zhou Wei expressed dissatisfaction with Ye Lei who frequently moved his position to disturb him watching TV.

"That's right, about the partnership..."

"I'm not necessarily free every day!"

"That, that..."

"You can take care of it yourself when I'm not free, but you can't afford to lose a penny of food expenses every month here, and you have to be responsible for washing the dishes!"

"Oh!!! Okay, okay!" Ye Lei raised his limp head and his eyes sparkled with starlight, and then, as if afraid of Zhou Wei's repentance, he picked up the watermelon on the coffee table and shouted: "It's a deal !” Bian rushed out the door.

After returning home, Ye Lei picked up half of the watermelon and kissed the flesh resoundingly, then shouted excitedly: "Masked Superman, the operation of rubbing rice was successful!"

On the other side, Zhou Wei was digging watermelons leaning on the sofa. Hearing the shouts from the next door, he raised his foot on the tea table and lightly kicked his feet. Don't you have to pay for food?"

The author has something to say:

A story about father and uncle came to mind, do you want to write it?The little brother No. 2 and the manager are actually quite cute, does this count as a lower limit?ahh...