The takeaway boy who delivers Kaifeng dishes

Zhou Wei watched Ye Lei grab his arm when he opened the anti-theft net rescue door on his balcony and said, "Are you sure you want to go through this way? This is the third floor."

"It's okay, it's only two steps away." Ye Lei waved his hands, and stretched out his feet to jump on the air-conditioning base between the two houses.

Before all his feet had been stretched out, Zhou Wei swung Ye Lei back: "You should call the landlord, if you fall, you will have to break your leg if you don't lose your life."

"It's okay, you see, the air-conditioning bases of our two families have basically connected the two balconies, and I have always opened the emergency door on our side, and I have been fantasizing about the day when there will be a fire. Like a Spiderman flying over the walls and climbing tall buildings. Little brother, er, Zhou Wei, just satisfy me once." Ye Lei sat on the ground and hugged Zhou Wei's thigh pitifully begging.

"Isn't it good?" Zhou Wei looked at it. Although he himself felt that there should be no problem, he was still a little worried about this tomato face. "My house has a climbing rope, you should tie it on before climbing over."

"Climbing rope?" Ye Lei's eyes lit up, "Zhou Wei, you are not a mortal, are you Doraemon?"

"No, I'm from our school's mountaineering association." Zhou Wei took Ye Lei's collar back to the room, pulled out the climbing rope and tied it on him.

"Wow, wow, so handsome!" Ye Lei kept posing to the glass door of Zhou Wei's balcony, "Brother, brother..."

Zhou Wei frowned.

"Little... er, Zhou Wei, come here, take a picture for me, I didn't bring my phone." Ye Lei grabbed the climbing rope on his body and jumped happily.

"Didn't you take your mobile phone to take pictures of me as soon as you came to open the door? Why didn't you take it today?" Although Zhou Wei showed a disgusted expression, he turned and went back to the room to get his mobile phone.

"Hey, isn't it troublesome to take a picture of you every time you come here, so last time I took several pictures for you in case you need it from time to time!" Ye Lei pointed his left bicep at the glass door Twisted the body.

"Crack." Zhou Wei pressed the shutter before Ye Lei finished speaking.

"Wait a minute, I haven't set up my qualifications yet. Do it again!" Ye Lei hurriedly turned to face Zhou Wei and made a V.

Click, another one.

"No, wearing a climbing rope is a little bit different than V, let me change my posture." Ye Lei shook the rope around his waist.

"On the balcony full of socks and underwear, wearing a climbing rope to take pictures is a very bad act in itself?" Zhou Wei complained silently in his heart while holding up his mobile phone in a cooperative manner to show Ye Lei in various poses Into the memory, of course, the background is his row of underwear with bunting fluttering.

"Haha!" Ye Lei sat on the edge of the escape door and put on a revolutionary forward pose: "The historic moment is coming! The great spiderman Mr. Ye Lei is about to climb the tallest building in the world, cross the limit, challenge Miracle!" After speaking, he opened the escape door on the anti-theft net, and jumped down with a "stab".

Zhou Wei quickly threw the mobile phone on the washing machine, picked up the climbing rope on the ground, fixed the hook on it to the railing of the anti-theft net, and grabbed the rope.

"Could you make the preparations before you start climbing?" Zhou Wei said angrily.

Ye Lei turned around and clenched his fists at Zhou Wei: "Zhou Wei, you must hold on to me!" After speaking, he lay down on the wall of the building in large characters, moved his feet and reached out to hook his own anti-theft net.

When Ye Lei struggled to climb into his balcony, half of his legs were exposed outside the escape door, and suddenly there was a shout from downstairs: "What are you two doing?"

Zhou Wei glanced down, and the security guards in the community pointed at Ye Lei with their batons, and there were a few aunts around who followed the direction of the batons and pointed at the two of them.

Ye Lei struggled to climb forward again, turned his head and shouted downstairs: "Brother Security, I forgot my key, use the balcony of the neighbor's house to climb over!"

"You youngsters don't learn well, and you climb other people's balconies to steal things in broad daylight. You make excuses." A loud aunt yelled from below.

"Auntie, I'm not a thief! I really forgot to bring the key!" Ye Lei waved to the downstairs, kicking and kicking with his legs still feeling good about himself, Zhou Wei's eyelids twitched and shouted behind him Said: "Silly hat, can you all crawl in and talk to die!"

"Oh, okay." Ye Lei propped up his body with his hands and shrank his legs, and went in.

The aunt downstairs saw it, yo, this is still a small gang of thieves, no, no, I have to call the police.

Zhou Wei saw that the aunts took out their mobile phones and shouted downstairs: "Aunts, this person really lives next door to my house, and he climbed the wall because he didn't bring the key."

"Yes, yes, the brother next door can prove my innocence." Ye Lei squatted on the balcony with his knees hugged and nodded vigorously.

"Who would believe you? Maybe you just finished stealing this house and going to steal the next door! Otherwise, how could you have a special rope for thieves?"

"That's right, that's right, those thieves and international thieves who always play on TV, everyone has a rope like that." The aunts obviously didn't trust the two who had professional tools for committing crimes.

Zhou Wei raised his forehead, and a good climbing rope was slandered as a rope for thieves. The aunts really have rich imagination and wide thinking.He thought for a while and shouted downstairs: "Then let's put away the climbing rope now, and you will know when you go upstairs and have a look."

The aunts thought it made sense when they heard it, and the little security guard had already called his colleagues to go upstairs together.

"Untie it." Zhou Wei shook the rope.

Ye Lei hesitated for a moment, lowered his voice and asked, "Then how can I climb back later?"

"What did you crawl back for?"

"Didn't I give you the money for takeaway yet?"

"Won't you come out of your house?"

"Yes."

"..."

The two were still talking, when Ye Lei heard a knock on the door: "Here we come!" He turned around and jumped off the balcony, opened the balcony door and took two steps before hearing "Oops", Ye Lei fell to the ground with staring eyes .

Zhou Wei stared at the straight climbing rope connected to the two houses, hesitated for a moment, and went to undo the lock on the anti-theft net in embarrassment—the rope was too short...

The security guards checked the identity documents of the two, and both of them called the landlord to ask the landlord to certify themselves before leaving. Before leaving, the aunts who went upstairs with the security guard also criticized and educated Ye Lei and Zhou Wei: "If you have difficulties, you can go to the landlord, the neighborhood committee, or 110. Young people, don't mess around on your own. How can you climb the wall of such a tall building? If you fall down and you don't lose your life, you see. what to do."

Ye Lei kept nodding on the side to receive education, "Do you dare to climb the wall again in the future?" The aunt made a concluding speech.

Ye Lei is still nodding.

"Ok?"

"Oh, no, no, I won't climb the wall again." Ye Lei shook his head quickly.

After the aunts retreated, Ye Lei grabbed Zhou Wei's clothes: "Zhou Wei, wait for me to get off, and I'll give you the money."

Zhou Wei looked at Ye Lei's aggrieved face and rubbed his curly hair: "Forget it, let me invite you. Today is enough trouble."

"Ah? Isn't that bad?" Ye Lei raised his face.

"If you feel sorry, come and help me wash the dishes."

"Oh, okay." Ye Lei wanted to close the door after speaking, but Zhou Wei stopped him in time.

"Have you got the key?"

"Oh, I almost forgot." Ye Lei stretched out his hand and pulled out the keys and mobile phone from the shoe cabinet by the door, and happily walked towards Zhou Wei's house.

"What did you do when you forgot to bring your keys?" Zhou Wei wondered.

"Well, I used to never forget to bring my keys to go out." Ye Lei scratched his head and peeked at Zhou Wei's face in embarrassment. If you are a thief, it is immoral to post other people's photos on Weibo privately, when you are restless at work, and in the dead of night.

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