Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

You Qi stared at Huang Ma's ID and was stunned for three seconds before he remembered who this eerie woman was, who looked like a regular wife and caught rape. Isn't this the heroine of 818 a few days ago!Finally saw the true face of Lushan, bah!What a voice!

At this moment, the team channel exploded, and Moutai and Wuliangye swiped the screen on the team channel, as if they were fighting against each other and let Fenjiu chop up that little bitch.

You Qi's hair is full of black lines, and his nest is horizontal, why don't he come to YY to open wheat?I'm afraid he was knocked out before he even said a word?

When the team channel was full of turmoil, Fenjiu started a monster, everyone rushed up like an electric shock and started to fight the boss, no more nonsense, and Fenjiu answered sister Xiu Baishadi while calmly fighting the boss.

"Yes."

"What's wrong with this!"

Fenjiu regained his composure, and then said unhurriedly: "For me, a game is a game. As long as I'm online, my daily life is my business. Is there a problem with me saying that?"

You Qi's full barrage is: no problem!King!good king!Whatever your Majesty says or does is right!Go on and don't stop!Do not pity me!Let the king's voice enter my body (ears) to my heart's content!

Unexpectedly, Baishadi turned on the crying wheat mode for a second, choked up and said: "I don't know what Laojiao said, but please don't treat me like this...We are still the same as before..."

"Baisha, if you talk about my relationship with you because you think it's interesting, then please don't continue, I'm not interested in intervening in your relationship with Laojiao, and I don't want you to continue to influence me to play games interest."

The boss knelt down on the ground without any doubts, Fenjiu touched the corpse, distributed all the equipment to the Smurfs, and then meditated on the spot, turning a blind eye to Maotai and Wuliangye's screen swiping.

You Qi's heart was full of thoughts, Baishadi was distracted by crying for wheat, it didn't look like a fake, but Fenjiu's attitude didn't seem to be lacking in confidence.

Then the problem is coming.

Which of them is lying?

"Fenjiu! How did you become like this! What did I do wrong?! Why did you treat me like this! Is it because of this Haoser? How is she better than me?! Tell me!" Baishadi's crying triggers hysteria BUFF, You Qi could even imagine how angry Baishadi was on the other side of the network, tearing and gnashing his teeth.

Ran and egg.

The flames of war are on his side, he can't just sit idly by - isn't that against him!He just wants to make a voice control quietly, dig grass and pick his feet quietly, he doesn't want to cause a show!

Because he was afraid that opening his mouth would turn into a scolding mode, You Qi tactfully typed a line on the public screen: ^o^Sister holding chicken jelly, Renjia is a cute Chinese paper, not a sister paper!

As soon as the words were sent out, Moutai was completely speechless. At this juncture, they still don't know what kind of emoji they are playing with!What the hell is the cute Chinese paper!Can you shorten the words well!Who the hell believes you are a man when you talk like this!

Moutai immediately turned on the microphone to explain to his apprentice brother, who is not a brainless scumbag: "He is really a man, he is absolutely true, and he is not lying at all."

"Are you still ganging up to lie to me? I heard clearly a woman's voice just now! Now pretend to be a man! Do you think I'm stupid? If you dare to do it, don't dare to admit it!" Bai Shadi's words were fired like cannonballs again Everyone's eardrums once again, You Qi's heart whizzed past, what the hell?Why can't I prove my gender?Want to make a video?The one with ID?

Although the Smurf didn't know what was going on, he stood up resolutely and said weakly, "It was me just now...not Heather...my ID is..."

"Shut up! Don't pretend! What's so good about Xiaobai, he can't even jump mountains..."

"Baisha, that's enough, don't mess around, what you have to do now is to give Lao Jiao an explanation."

"What did you say in Beggar Help You during the Mid-Autumn Festival this year, let me and Laojiao die in love, and then you stay with me, and now you turn your face and deny anyone?"

The team channel was full of grief, and Moutai closed the wheat and retreated to the second line, saying that Baishadi's sharp voice was comparable to the sound of a cat's paw scratching glass, which was unbearable to the ear, and he needed silence.

"Baisha, how can I go to the beggar gang with you when I work overtime at the company to catch up on the design draft during the Mid-Autumn Festival? I haven't played games until the National Day, why are you talking nonsense like this?" Fenjiu's voice was a little helpless and somewhat Smiling, it sounded like he was laughed at by Baishadi's bandit logic, You Qi was silently infatuated, and his heart was full of laughter.

"After you provoke me, you will turn your face and deny anyone? Do you still have a conscience!"

Before Fenjiu could speak, there was the sound of jingling keyboard and mouse falling from the side of Fenjiu in YY, followed by a cat meowing, and YY stopped making any sound.

A boy with metal-rimmed glasses sat in front of the computer and looked at the emptiness in front of him. He sighed, picked up the cat who was standing on the host computer, which was soaked in milk, and poked his head, "You also think she It's too loud, isn't it?"

"Meow~" The cat whose coat color is too dark to see clearly is very well-behaved, and there is no way to connect it with the naughty boy who kicked off the keyboard and mouse and knocked over the milk cup just now.

The light in the corridor came in through the glass above the door, and black smoke was still emitting from the plug strips on the floor. The cat's owner was still running along the cat's fur calmly, "Hey, go take a bath."

The cat shivered cleverly, as if aware of the fact that he had played with himself, but he couldn't escape and could only resign himself to fate.

And the people who were left hanging in YY waited for a long time but did not see Fenjiu coming online, and finally accepted the fact that Fenjiu was taken away by Guo Weiwei.

Baishadi's mood has also stabilized a lot, but he still stubbornly thinks that You Qi is an annoying green tea whore, who used Xiaobai's convenience to get close to Fenjiu, and refused to admit that the man who pried her was shameless.

You Qi had no choice but to change Meng Chen's button-pressing for many years into free speech, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm really a man, listen, it's the real deal, and there's nothing wrong with it."

Now it was Wuliangye's turn to get restless, and sent a bunch of garbled codes on the team channel. The characters in the game walked around Hualuo and lay down on the ground to pretend to be dead.

Wuliangye was greatly frightened.

Bai Shadi said, Bah!

"You think I don't know about voice changers?"

"Heaven and earth conscience! This is the original soundtrack! I don't use a voice changer! 24K pure man! I have no impure relationship with Fenjiu! The coal boss is only because of slippery hands!"

You Qi said it very sincerely. He only controls Fenjiu by voice. It’s okay to listen to the voice, but it’s completely impossible to have fantasies. Although this game is Jisan, the density of gays is not as high as imagined, right?

"Don't lie to me! Fenjiu isn't gay, how could it be possible for a pervert to put coal on a man!"

This can greatly hurt You Qi's fragile little heart, and there is a surge of grievances in his heart, and he can't say it.

Baisha embankment caused 999999 damage to You Qi.

You Qi was seriously injured.

"Baisha, I think it's because of Laojiao's face that I haven't said anything, but you don't want to give anything. My apprentice is a man. Believe it or not, the grandson of Fenjiu is you as a treasure. You have time It's better to think about how to prepare for the funeral with Laojiao here, you also know Laojiao's temper, love and death are not that simple."

Wuliangye couldn't hold his breath any longer, he had always been dissatisfied with Baisha, and now that it had turned into this situation, he would really be sorry for those invincibles of Fenjiu if he didn't get involved.

"We're going to make eye contact with team 33, if you want to stay in YY, you can stay, Smurf, I'm making you laugh, let's break up."

So You Qi was kicked out of YY, no need to think it was because of Moutai, and then You Qi received an invitation from the 33 team, and now You Qi, who was in a bad mood, yearned to disturb the friendship in the base field, so he agreed.

[Squad] Heather: "Wait for me, I'm going to pee." 』

[Squad] Wuliangye: "You have proved your gender, so there is no need for such a big contrast..."

[Squad] Hauser: 『#喜欢仁家去呀呀~ Be sure to wait for Ren’s home! 』

[Squad] Wuliangye: "Enough!Go pee! 』

You Qi's roommate is not in the dormitory, and the dormitory looks a little deserted. You Qi is still immersed in the little sadness of being unintentionally stung by Baisha embankment, and can't extricate himself. He opens the door and walks into the corridor, sighs, and takes heavy steps After walking a few steps, my eyes blurred, and there was something wet in my arms, still warm and dripping.

You Qi took a closer look, wow, who the hell is still keeping cats in the dormitory? !Can't wait to take a shower? !Whose fur kid?Some people control and no one cares!

"Meow ~" Borrowing the light in the corridor, You Qi found that it was a black cat, with bright green eyes, firm with a touch of tenderness, and chuā chuā chuā discharged towards You Qi.

You Qi has no resistance to such things, who makes him a idiot with a girlish heart!Regardless of the wetness of the black cat, he hugged it directly in his arms and rubbed it, "Why is this little thing so human? It's so interesting!"

"Zilla, come back quickly, you can't do without a bath."

The sudden sound startled You Qi, this small voice made You Qi feel numb, petting with a hint of threat, deep and magnetic, to put it bluntly, instantly healed You Qi .

But what the hell is Zila? !

You Qi really wants to answer, it's not the wig, it's Gui!

Turning his head, he saw a boy with his sleeves rolled up, his hands covered in foam, and a faint smile on his face, coming out of the shadow of the next bedroom.

Damn!Isn't there nobody next door?The person raising the black cat is a human or a ghost!

"Hello, can you give Zila back to me? I haven't finished taking a shower yet."

"Yes..." You Qi restarted the program from the dead state in a second, and handed the cat back with a playful smile, "Student, when did you come back? I haven't seen you since the beginning of school."

"Oh, I'm a senior. I just came back this afternoon. You just moved here, right? I haven't seen it before."

"Yes, our dormitory is the only one in our class on the same floor as the senior, and we just moved here this semester."

You Qi turned sideways and looked into the room, it was dark, what is this guy doing to bathe the cat in the dark?Can't I wash it tomorrow?

"power cut?"

"Ah."

The author has something to say:

La la la The metal frame is said to be full of slots hahahahahaha the first meeting was such an accident, and there will be a lot of bad relationships to develop in the future!so excited!

Because JJ was hacked last night, so I don’t blame Bi for the late update!There is an injustice and a debtor!If you want to fight, go to the person who killed JJ!