Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]
Chapter 3 The lingering dog and man
You Qi, who was lying on the ground, was very upset, not because he didn’t care about the money for equipment repairs after kneeling, after all, the gang has repair money—what he cares about is the bounty!money!It all fell into the pocket of Fenjiu!
That was his bloody head!
Xiao Hualuo was lying on the ground motionless with fat eyes, and the wig was standing beside him reading the sharp needle to pull him up. When You Qi got up from the ground, Fenjiu had already returned to him, and Chen Feng was chattering behind You Qi Wai Wai: "This Daoist leader is really unreal. It's okay to disregard the friendship of the great war. Does he not care about the coal boss who spent real money?! Kill him if he wants to, but you are so fragile!"
"Fart, how much blood do I fucking have?!" How much blood can You Qi have as a PVE little milk flower, and besides, he can only hide skills such as wolf's wrath and colored flower rain. Where has he studied other skills? The skills of DPS players!What's more, Fenjiu is a professional fighter, so it's quite normal for You Qi to kneel.
You Qi watched Fenjiu choose him again with a lot of thoughts, and Chen Feng behind him was very indignant: "This bastard, actually robbed me of my reward!"
【Fenjiu invites you to trade】
You Qi looked suspiciously at the Daoist in front of him who turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and then looked at the resentment BUFF under his avatar because he was offered a reward and was killed, and clicked to confirm.
The transaction amount is not too much, not too much, just the total sum of the rewards offered just now, plus the handling fee collected by the system. You Qi saw that this leader was quite particular, and instead of taking it all, he just handed it over. Just click OK, the transaction There are more items.
There were a few more oranges from the coal boss, and then Fenjiu confirmed it, which scared You Qi to pee, and tremblingly whispered Fenjiu.
[Secret Words] Hauser: "Master, what are you doing?" 』
[Secret language] Fenjiu: "I'm going to drink it. 』
【Secret Words】Hauser: ". . . 』
You Qi watched the golden gold beckoning to him, his psychological burden disappeared instantly, and he clicked to confirm the transaction.
drink!Where is the trading house? !sell sell sell!It's all real money!The resentment buff was not in vain!
Immediately afterwards, the role of Fenjiu went offline.
【Your enemy Fenjiu is offline】
"Fuck, even if you don't add friends, you're still an enemy!"
"The power is going to be cut off. I'll wash my face. Do you want to go?" Chen Feng asked You Qi with a towel after his computer was turned off.
"Go!" After saying goodbye to his master wig, Xiao Hualuo went offline and followed Chen Feng to wash up while talking and laughing.
That is to say, the military master and Xiuxiu didn't continue to find fault?But it doesn't matter anymore, who wants to talk to them, a couple of dogs and men!Point card service is burning money every minute!
However, You Qi, who returned to the dormitory after class the next day, did not see his "enemy" Fenjiu Daochang online after finishing his daily masturbation. What about calling 22?
Although You Qi is neutral, he is unwilling to miss the opportunity to listen to Fenjiu with his voice control!
But what's the situation with being offline all the time!
When I was in a bad mood, I went to Fenghuagutu's studio to play. Looking at the corpses of Tangmen everywhere, Xiao Hualuo felt a sense of accomplishment holding the blood-stained Huajian brush, but the murderous value was also very good.
So Xiaohualuo continued to move the bricks in Datang Prison for a few days to do the task of clearing the murderous energy value. Finally, the moment the murderous energy value was cleared, Fenjiu went online.
In the past few days, You Qi has already discounted all the coal boss and oranges that Fenjiu gave him, and his body smells of copper, giving people a vulgar feeling of wealth and wealth wherever he goes.
And You Qi, who is a self-proclaimed local tyrant, has inexplicably put a buff called Gao Leng on himself. Looking at Fenjiu in the list of enemies, he just doesn't take the initiative to talk to him.
However, after a few minutes of useless, the BUFF disappeared automatically, and You Qi typed a line.
[Secret chat] Hauser: "Master, I sold the coal boss and oranges, should I share half of the money with you?" 』
[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Is there a big war?" 』
You Qi slapped the table and scolded, "Do you want it or not?"
However, You Qi is a kind and considerate boy, and he automatically understands that Fenjiu doesn't intend to take the money to happily assemble Fenjiu and reset the book.
big fight!Hero · Wandering Island!
You Qi, a delicate flower, is quite reliable as a nanny. The group of famous Chinese wines in Fenjiu did not come, but a few savages were formed, and there was a novice dressed in blue, the so-called Smurf.
You Qi also came here when he was a kid, so when he met a trumpet, he would naturally help if he could, isn't it just a big fight!His big breasts can't feed a Smurf? !I despise him so much!
Everyone dispelled the fog on the island peacefully, passed the previous boss smoothly and came to the newcomer's nightmare, the most eye-catching part of "Island of Tears" - "Jumping Mountain"!
In fact, they can clear mobs all the way up to the boss in a brutal way, but it's a waste of time!And the mobs are so vicious, clever players have found a convenient and quick way.
That is to use small lightness skills to step on gazebos and watchtowers, jump on cliffs like Super Mario and fight BOSS.
But this convenient and quick way is only for veteran players and experienced workers. In the hearts of every novice, the jumping mountain on the Wandering Island is their childhood nightmare!
You Qi recalled the mountain he had danced for more than an hour in the ordinary book, sighed, and whispered to the Smurf, follow me later.
The Smurf didn't respond.
You Qi had no choice but to name Smurf on the team channel and ask him to follow him. Smurf likes to be cute like every novice, and has a good attitude.
But in front of Tiaoshanshan, being cute is useless.
The Smurfs fell from the watchtower for the third time, T in the team finally couldn't help complaining, everyone understands when they meet newbies, but time is not such a waste of time!All point cards are money!
At this time, Fen Jiu, who was sitting on the cliff and meditating, got up and jumped into the water, and came to Smurf and You Qi.
[Squad] Fenjiu: "Come to YY123456, can you use YY?" 』
Smurf said that his master had taught him to use YY, so Smurf quickly went to the YY in Fenjiu, and the voice-activated Youqi also secretly ran over to listen. According to the usual practice, he did not turn on the microphone.
"Use the keyboard or the mouse?" You Qi heard the sound of the glass on the side of Fenjiu, and checked the time. The Fenjiu guy must be drinking milk again hahahaha!
"That...mouse..." The Smurf was a girl, with a timid voice.
"Well, it's better to change it to a keyboard." Fenjiu took a sip of milk, "Follow me and move bit by bit, here, one step forward and it will fall, be careful."
You Qi is about to rippling, his ears are already pregnant!He no longer has to consider the impact of his roommate Chen Feng's absence!The beautiful voice of Fenjiu must be recorded!
"Oh……"
"Stand here, jump up, catch a double jump in the air, and come up, yes, hang up the Fuyao."
The Daoist in the game leads the Smurfs to the top of the watchtower, and Hualuo Haoser follows behind like a fart, without saying a word, silently nympho.
"Fuyao jumped up, then Nie Yun, and then two paragraphs later, we are here." The Taoist priest stood on the edge of the cliff, turned around, the voice in YY was smiling, and You Qi felt that he could see the Taoist priest through the screen That warm smile.
Must have been dazed.
Voice control must cut ears!
Otherwise you will be pregnant!
However, the Smurf still lost the chain, and fell into the water again just a little bit away from the edge of the cliff. There was a sigh from YY, and the Smurf was about to cry, "I... I didn't mean to... "
As a result, all the savages in the team quit the team without saying a word.
You Qi was a little dumbfounded, these people...are they really unreal?What if you just leave the team and make trouble? !That's not the case when you're in a hurry, right?Will you die if you say a word?It's not that they have to fight!
"Practice a few more times, and I'll call someone to help us through the battle."
At this time, you can only trick relatives and friends over here, You Qi shook his head, and will see the famous Chinese wine series again...
【Moutai joins the team of Fenjiu】
【Wuliangye joins the team of Fenjiu】
[Squad] Moutai: "Brother apprentice!Huhuhu's newly changed name sounds good! #cute"
What the hell is Moutai!You Qi slammed the keyboard angrily, why did he see his psychopath teacher again!The transvestite tradition of their teacher's school has been passed down from his transvestite Sister Hua master, and Sister Hua with a wig can still make do with it, what the hell is Moutai!
[Squad] Heather: "I request to sever the master-student relationship with you.Convex('0) Convex'
Sister Hua, who has always been known for her insanity, has been serious once, and she is still fighting in Mawei Station, but her serious attitude has been conveyed to You Qi.
[Squad] Moutai: "Say it again. 』
There is no emoji, no expression, not even a punctuation mark. Sister Hua and Master are really angry. You Qi swallowed and began to think about how to apologize.
Seeing that Sister Hua's health bar bottomed out, she was seriously injured...
I don't even know how to speak.
[Squad] Wuliangye: "Fuck, what are you doing! 』
[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "It's better to apologize to your master. 』
[Squad] Moutai: "Hauser, let me ask you something. 』
[Squad] Heather: "Wet, I was wronged, I will never say such stupid things again... Wet, don't be angry..."
When Sister Hua's master picked You Qi up, Xiao Hualuo was dressed in rags and was looking for an elevator next to the elevator in Wanhua Valley, and it was You Qi who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Sister Hua to ask for directions.
Sister Hua, who had been in a daze, led You Qi to the NPC who handed in the task without saying a word, and then asked You Qi if she lacked a master. Her only apprentice ran away with someone, and she happened to be short of an apprentice.
So You Qi did not hesitate to become a teacher.
However, Sister Hua kept silent about the previous senior sister or senior brother.
Perhaps, it was also because of the former apprentice that Sister Hua cared so much about the dead master and apprentice. You Qi could also understand that Sister Hua treated him with all her heart and soul, even if it was just a joke. So comfortable, not to mention there is a shade.
[Squad] Moutai: "Alright!Brother apprentice is so good!Wait for the teacher to get up and help you fight!Let's jump mountains together! 』
[Squad] Heather: "Wow!Wet and awesome! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ』
Fenjiu and Wuliangye have become accustomed to the cuteness of Moutai, a neurotic. Although he is a man, he is shamelessly flirtatious in private, but for the sake of his good operation, he tolerated it.
It has been stirring the base field until now.
As for You Qi, the transgressive Hualuo, Moutai is not a snarky person, and this is the second time that You Qi has met this group of famous Chinese wines. How could they think that the person who is so proficient in kaomoji is another dead transvestite!
Maotai and Wuliangye just entered the book, and the Smurfs in YY suddenly shouted excitedly: "I'm coming up! I can jump mountains! Haha!"
Almost at the same time, another woman's voice came out from YY, with a bad tone, "Fenjiu, what you said is to accompany your sister and jump mountains?"
You Qiqie went out and took a look at the YY channel, and found that there was an extra person in their channel at some point.
The author has something to say:
The opening of the pit is the third chapter as usual~ full of dog blood~ don’t be scumbags, if you don’t understand anything, just ask questions~ maybe you will jump into the pit of Jisan after asking!A certain Bi jumped into the pit because of the 818 post!Hahahahaha (it’s shameless to get out of the pit and instigate others to jump into the pit)
There will be daily updates if there are manuscripts saved - Mina-sang from Xuxu, please rest assured that Mobi will only become lazy when it is almost finished hahahahaha
That was his bloody head!
Xiao Hualuo was lying on the ground motionless with fat eyes, and the wig was standing beside him reading the sharp needle to pull him up. When You Qi got up from the ground, Fenjiu had already returned to him, and Chen Feng was chattering behind You Qi Wai Wai: "This Daoist leader is really unreal. It's okay to disregard the friendship of the great war. Does he not care about the coal boss who spent real money?! Kill him if he wants to, but you are so fragile!"
"Fart, how much blood do I fucking have?!" How much blood can You Qi have as a PVE little milk flower, and besides, he can only hide skills such as wolf's wrath and colored flower rain. Where has he studied other skills? The skills of DPS players!What's more, Fenjiu is a professional fighter, so it's quite normal for You Qi to kneel.
You Qi watched Fenjiu choose him again with a lot of thoughts, and Chen Feng behind him was very indignant: "This bastard, actually robbed me of my reward!"
【Fenjiu invites you to trade】
You Qi looked suspiciously at the Daoist in front of him who turned his face faster than turning the pages of a book, and then looked at the resentment BUFF under his avatar because he was offered a reward and was killed, and clicked to confirm.
The transaction amount is not too much, not too much, just the total sum of the rewards offered just now, plus the handling fee collected by the system. You Qi saw that this leader was quite particular, and instead of taking it all, he just handed it over. Just click OK, the transaction There are more items.
There were a few more oranges from the coal boss, and then Fenjiu confirmed it, which scared You Qi to pee, and tremblingly whispered Fenjiu.
[Secret Words] Hauser: "Master, what are you doing?" 』
[Secret language] Fenjiu: "I'm going to drink it. 』
【Secret Words】Hauser: ". . . 』
You Qi watched the golden gold beckoning to him, his psychological burden disappeared instantly, and he clicked to confirm the transaction.
drink!Where is the trading house? !sell sell sell!It's all real money!The resentment buff was not in vain!
Immediately afterwards, the role of Fenjiu went offline.
【Your enemy Fenjiu is offline】
"Fuck, even if you don't add friends, you're still an enemy!"
"The power is going to be cut off. I'll wash my face. Do you want to go?" Chen Feng asked You Qi with a towel after his computer was turned off.
"Go!" After saying goodbye to his master wig, Xiao Hualuo went offline and followed Chen Feng to wash up while talking and laughing.
That is to say, the military master and Xiuxiu didn't continue to find fault?But it doesn't matter anymore, who wants to talk to them, a couple of dogs and men!Point card service is burning money every minute!
However, You Qi, who returned to the dormitory after class the next day, did not see his "enemy" Fenjiu Daochang online after finishing his daily masturbation. What about calling 22?
Although You Qi is neutral, he is unwilling to miss the opportunity to listen to Fenjiu with his voice control!
But what's the situation with being offline all the time!
When I was in a bad mood, I went to Fenghuagutu's studio to play. Looking at the corpses of Tangmen everywhere, Xiao Hualuo felt a sense of accomplishment holding the blood-stained Huajian brush, but the murderous value was also very good.
So Xiaohualuo continued to move the bricks in Datang Prison for a few days to do the task of clearing the murderous energy value. Finally, the moment the murderous energy value was cleared, Fenjiu went online.
In the past few days, You Qi has already discounted all the coal boss and oranges that Fenjiu gave him, and his body smells of copper, giving people a vulgar feeling of wealth and wealth wherever he goes.
And You Qi, who is a self-proclaimed local tyrant, has inexplicably put a buff called Gao Leng on himself. Looking at Fenjiu in the list of enemies, he just doesn't take the initiative to talk to him.
However, after a few minutes of useless, the BUFF disappeared automatically, and You Qi typed a line.
[Secret chat] Hauser: "Master, I sold the coal boss and oranges, should I share half of the money with you?" 』
[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "Is there a big war?" 』
You Qi slapped the table and scolded, "Do you want it or not?"
However, You Qi is a kind and considerate boy, and he automatically understands that Fenjiu doesn't intend to take the money to happily assemble Fenjiu and reset the book.
big fight!Hero · Wandering Island!
You Qi, a delicate flower, is quite reliable as a nanny. The group of famous Chinese wines in Fenjiu did not come, but a few savages were formed, and there was a novice dressed in blue, the so-called Smurf.
You Qi also came here when he was a kid, so when he met a trumpet, he would naturally help if he could, isn't it just a big fight!His big breasts can't feed a Smurf? !I despise him so much!
Everyone dispelled the fog on the island peacefully, passed the previous boss smoothly and came to the newcomer's nightmare, the most eye-catching part of "Island of Tears" - "Jumping Mountain"!
In fact, they can clear mobs all the way up to the boss in a brutal way, but it's a waste of time!And the mobs are so vicious, clever players have found a convenient and quick way.
That is to use small lightness skills to step on gazebos and watchtowers, jump on cliffs like Super Mario and fight BOSS.
But this convenient and quick way is only for veteran players and experienced workers. In the hearts of every novice, the jumping mountain on the Wandering Island is their childhood nightmare!
You Qi recalled the mountain he had danced for more than an hour in the ordinary book, sighed, and whispered to the Smurf, follow me later.
The Smurf didn't respond.
You Qi had no choice but to name Smurf on the team channel and ask him to follow him. Smurf likes to be cute like every novice, and has a good attitude.
But in front of Tiaoshanshan, being cute is useless.
The Smurfs fell from the watchtower for the third time, T in the team finally couldn't help complaining, everyone understands when they meet newbies, but time is not such a waste of time!All point cards are money!
At this time, Fen Jiu, who was sitting on the cliff and meditating, got up and jumped into the water, and came to Smurf and You Qi.
[Squad] Fenjiu: "Come to YY123456, can you use YY?" 』
Smurf said that his master had taught him to use YY, so Smurf quickly went to the YY in Fenjiu, and the voice-activated Youqi also secretly ran over to listen. According to the usual practice, he did not turn on the microphone.
"Use the keyboard or the mouse?" You Qi heard the sound of the glass on the side of Fenjiu, and checked the time. The Fenjiu guy must be drinking milk again hahahaha!
"That...mouse..." The Smurf was a girl, with a timid voice.
"Well, it's better to change it to a keyboard." Fenjiu took a sip of milk, "Follow me and move bit by bit, here, one step forward and it will fall, be careful."
You Qi is about to rippling, his ears are already pregnant!He no longer has to consider the impact of his roommate Chen Feng's absence!The beautiful voice of Fenjiu must be recorded!
"Oh……"
"Stand here, jump up, catch a double jump in the air, and come up, yes, hang up the Fuyao."
The Daoist in the game leads the Smurfs to the top of the watchtower, and Hualuo Haoser follows behind like a fart, without saying a word, silently nympho.
"Fuyao jumped up, then Nie Yun, and then two paragraphs later, we are here." The Taoist priest stood on the edge of the cliff, turned around, the voice in YY was smiling, and You Qi felt that he could see the Taoist priest through the screen That warm smile.
Must have been dazed.
Voice control must cut ears!
Otherwise you will be pregnant!
However, the Smurf still lost the chain, and fell into the water again just a little bit away from the edge of the cliff. There was a sigh from YY, and the Smurf was about to cry, "I... I didn't mean to... "
As a result, all the savages in the team quit the team without saying a word.
You Qi was a little dumbfounded, these people...are they really unreal?What if you just leave the team and make trouble? !That's not the case when you're in a hurry, right?Will you die if you say a word?It's not that they have to fight!
"Practice a few more times, and I'll call someone to help us through the battle."
At this time, you can only trick relatives and friends over here, You Qi shook his head, and will see the famous Chinese wine series again...
【Moutai joins the team of Fenjiu】
【Wuliangye joins the team of Fenjiu】
[Squad] Moutai: "Brother apprentice!Huhuhu's newly changed name sounds good! #cute"
What the hell is Moutai!You Qi slammed the keyboard angrily, why did he see his psychopath teacher again!The transvestite tradition of their teacher's school has been passed down from his transvestite Sister Hua master, and Sister Hua with a wig can still make do with it, what the hell is Moutai!
[Squad] Heather: "I request to sever the master-student relationship with you.Convex('0) Convex'
Sister Hua, who has always been known for her insanity, has been serious once, and she is still fighting in Mawei Station, but her serious attitude has been conveyed to You Qi.
[Squad] Moutai: "Say it again. 』
There is no emoji, no expression, not even a punctuation mark. Sister Hua and Master are really angry. You Qi swallowed and began to think about how to apologize.
Seeing that Sister Hua's health bar bottomed out, she was seriously injured...
I don't even know how to speak.
[Squad] Wuliangye: "Fuck, what are you doing! 』
[Secret chat] Fenjiu: "It's better to apologize to your master. 』
[Squad] Moutai: "Hauser, let me ask you something. 』
[Squad] Heather: "Wet, I was wronged, I will never say such stupid things again... Wet, don't be angry..."
When Sister Hua's master picked You Qi up, Xiao Hualuo was dressed in rags and was looking for an elevator next to the elevator in Wanhua Valley, and it was You Qi who took the initiative to strike up a conversation with Sister Hua to ask for directions.
Sister Hua, who had been in a daze, led You Qi to the NPC who handed in the task without saying a word, and then asked You Qi if she lacked a master. Her only apprentice ran away with someone, and she happened to be short of an apprentice.
So You Qi did not hesitate to become a teacher.
However, Sister Hua kept silent about the previous senior sister or senior brother.
Perhaps, it was also because of the former apprentice that Sister Hua cared so much about the dead master and apprentice. You Qi could also understand that Sister Hua treated him with all her heart and soul, even if it was just a joke. So comfortable, not to mention there is a shade.
[Squad] Moutai: "Alright!Brother apprentice is so good!Wait for the teacher to get up and help you fight!Let's jump mountains together! 』
[Squad] Heather: "Wow!Wet and awesome! (づ ̄3 ̄)づ』
Fenjiu and Wuliangye have become accustomed to the cuteness of Moutai, a neurotic. Although he is a man, he is shamelessly flirtatious in private, but for the sake of his good operation, he tolerated it.
It has been stirring the base field until now.
As for You Qi, the transgressive Hualuo, Moutai is not a snarky person, and this is the second time that You Qi has met this group of famous Chinese wines. How could they think that the person who is so proficient in kaomoji is another dead transvestite!
Maotai and Wuliangye just entered the book, and the Smurfs in YY suddenly shouted excitedly: "I'm coming up! I can jump mountains! Haha!"
Almost at the same time, another woman's voice came out from YY, with a bad tone, "Fenjiu, what you said is to accompany your sister and jump mountains?"
You Qiqie went out and took a look at the YY channel, and found that there was an extra person in their channel at some point.
The author has something to say:
The opening of the pit is the third chapter as usual~ full of dog blood~ don’t be scumbags, if you don’t understand anything, just ask questions~ maybe you will jump into the pit of Jisan after asking!A certain Bi jumped into the pit because of the 818 post!Hahahahaha (it’s shameless to get out of the pit and instigate others to jump into the pit)
There will be daily updates if there are manuscripts saved - Mina-sang from Xuxu, please rest assured that Mobi will only become lazy when it is almost finished hahahahaha
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