Ten meters to the bedroom [Jian San]

The elder brother's appearance is beyond the sky, and his voice is so good that it makes people pregnant. Most importantly, the faint smile on You Qi is simply amazing.

Brother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

Brother, I want to give you Huaguo Mountain!

Brother, I want to give you a big orange weapon!

Brother, I want to give you flying sand in your life!

Brother, I want to give you raw pear flower velvet!

……

Well, in just a few seconds, You Qi has become Tinker Bell, this stomach can give birth to anything, only you can't think of anything that can't be born without him.

In fact, despite the fact that the bullet screen in You Qi's heart has already been swiped, on the surface he still pretends to be aggressive, and he returns an extremely friendly and peaceful smile to his senior brother, and then he non-stop solves the major issues in his life.

That's called smoothness.

However, once this bad relationship started, it would not be interrupted. Just when You Qi was clamoring, the "human" Zila used her lingbo microsteps to rush into the toilet with lightning speed. The last Thomas spun around and landed firmly on You Qi's shoulder, and his master, the dead senior, followed into the toilet, and met the eyes of You Qi who was rattling.

His eyes moved down, drifted for a while, and then fell to the source of the splashing waterfall, and then returned to Zila.

You Qi's mind froze for a moment, and suddenly he felt ten thousand grass-mud horses whizzing by in his heart, and every grass-mud horse was full of enthusiasm and affection.

You Qi's inner OS: Nima! ! ! ! !I got a big grass ah ah ah ah ah!What are you looking at! !Never seen a bird walking! ! !

I can't let it go, okay?

Fortunately, the gate has been opened, otherwise I wouldn't be scared to go back!

The voice-activated light in the toilet suddenly went out, and You Qi zipped up silently, grabbed Zi La from his shoulder and handed it to the dead senior.

However, the dead senior was still immersed in the shyness of You Qi's confusion and didn't slow down. After receiving Zi La, she didn't leave immediately, but stood there for a long while, and said softly: "I'm sorry, Zi La is too ignorant. "

Bah, it's obvious that your eyesight is too ignorant!

"It's okay, it's okay." You Qi pretended to smile very generously, although the dead seniors couldn't see it.

As a result, just when You Qi was about to leave this fragrant place, the dead senior suddenly blocked You Qi's way, Zila yelled at the right time, the voice control light turned on, and the dead senior pushed his glasses Frame, with a slight smile, "Can I go to your bedroom and give Zila a bath?"

You Qi's heart was broken, and he complained in his heart without morality: You can't be fooled by my bird and want to seduce me, right?

Then he slapped himself in the heart: Do you think the whole world is gay? !If there is a power outage in his dormitory and then he goes to bathe Zila in the dark, it may not cause any troubles!

"No one has come back from the dormitory of our class. I only know you on this floor." The dead senior said inexplicable words in a serious manner, but he himself seemed unconscious.

BGM You Qi accompanied by the sound of flushing water wanted to say: Do you know me?I know your noble surname?

"Well, my name is Hehe." The dead senior, ah no, Hehe turned his body sideways and continued to lobby You Qi with a voice comparable to CV, "Zilla likes you very much, maybe with you, it won't be so Resist the bathing thing."

Up to now, this good voice is no longer of much use. You Qi really wanted to roll his eyes and leave domineeringly, but when he glanced at He He's face, he lost his temper.

This is a face-to-face world.

Isn't it just that walking a bird has been watched? What's the big deal?It's a big deal, just look for a chance to come back later!

Color is justice!

So You Qi unscrupulously agreed to bring He He to his dormitory with the cat and the basin, and was very enthusiastic to help move the shower gel and the basin, until You Qi suddenly realized whether he was a little too enthusiastic , Harmony has progressed to blow Zila's hair.

Zila was very uncooperative, jumping up and down just because she didn't want to blow her hair honestly, and when she saw the hair dryer, she seemed to be in a fighting state.

He He was very helpless, "You are too disobedient..."

You Qi glanced at the dormitory, and had to admire Zi La's lightness kung fu practiced really superbly, just like this one jump, two jumps, and three jumps repeated cycle, Zi La didn't touch anything in a daze, You Qi had to suspect that Zi La was just It made such a fuss just to cause trouble for its owner.

It seems that this cat has quite a personality.

"Forcibly blown hair is not sweet, and it doesn't want to blow it, so you can let it dry naturally." You Qi sat leisurely on the roommate's chair, eating melon seeds, and his inner OS: quickly take your cat and your pot to Lao Tzu. people!I still want scumbag three!

How else can we say that an otaku like You Qi is doomed to be alone all his life?When the male god came to his door, he still only had Zha Jisan in his mind, he was really dead wood.

Thinking of Jisan, You Qi finally remembered that his computer had not been connected to a power source until now, and had been surviving on the battery. He put the melon seeds on the table of his roommate, hurriedly went to look at his computer, moved the mouse, No response, it turned off automatically due to low battery.

"What the hell……"

"Meow~" Zila jumped onto Youqi's stool in a wet ball and began to act coquettishly to Youqi, but Youqi was a little irritable at the moment, showing a weird smile at Zila , "Actually, the weather is so cold, the decision of your shit shovel to insist on blowing your hair is very wise."

Then before Zila could recover, Youqi grabbed Zila and gave Hehe a look, Hehe immediately understood, grabbed the hair dryer and rushed up.

So half an hour later, Zila staggered out of Youqi's dormitory like a weak girl who had been raped by bandits, and its hypocritical excrement shoveler thanked another prisoner in a friendly manner with a basin in hand.

Zila feels that its life has never been so hopeless and helpless, and its family is unfortunate.

"Thank you very much. Zila has lived in someone else's house for a while, and has contracted a lot of bad habits. Now she is not obedient, thanks to your help."

"It's okay, it's all from the same school, and you are still my neighbor, so it's nothing."

You Qi's cell phone has been vibrating for a long time, causing You Qi to scratch his head and scratch his head anxiously. Since the harmony is still there, he is too embarrassed to communicate too much with his friends with his cell phone.

"Goodbye." Hehe, the deadly senior, led Zila back to their dark dormitory to go to bed. The rough-headed You Qi went back to turn on the computer as soon as he closed the door, and took out his phone while it was on. Start sending messages to Moutai.

"Just now, the guy from the next bedroom came over like a drowned chicken. Just as he left, the computer shut down automatically. I'm turning it on now."

Moutai's voice came back quickly, with a calm tone: "Whether you're wet or stumbled, come up to me quickly, Wuliangye is going to fart."

"Wet, can you be gentle..."

"You dead monster, if you don't come up again, I will throw away your appearance!"

"Say it like you're not a shemale..."

Log in to the account and return to the game interface, and soon Moutai sent over the invitation to form a team, and You Qi entered the team of Chinese famous wines magnificently. This is a new world for You Qi.

[Squad] Moutai: "Come to my YY. 』

[Squad] Heather: "Oh. 』

"I'm back!" You Qi was very excited, because he was about to spy on the world of PVPer!This is undoubtedly a historic turning point for his PVX party, and it will be a sum that should be recorded in the annals of history!

"Come back when you come back, what are you calling, Wuliangye row, I will go to bed after finishing the task." Moutai yawned and said lazily. "You said that you, like Fenjiu, were technically offline, but you are a little better than Fenjiu, and you still came up. We have already discussed all the people at the door."

"You've been waiting for me?" You Qi was a little surprised. It's been an hour since he watched He He bathe the cat and blow the cat's fur. What are these two waiting for?

"That's right, Fenjiu is out, Laojiao and Baishadi are out of business, we don't want to play 22, so we'll just wait for you to come back." Moutai was still languid, and his listless voice could be heard to be really sleepy.

"Okay, but I haven't played in the arena..."

"It's okay, you big tits in PVE will definitely blow us both up!"

Moutai gave You Qi a lot of confidence, but the fact is that as soon as you entered the arena, You Qi followed the two heads of dogs, and before he could tell the difference between the south, the east, and the north, he was KO'd by the opponent who fell from the sky, so fast that You Qi didn't even react When you come here, you are already lying on the ground to show your fat times.

"Brother apprentice milks me! Milks me!" Moutai howled hysterically, without any sign of a yawning addict just now, as if he had been injected with chicken blood.

"Nurse your sister, I'm already dead." You Qi stared at the screen, boredly watching the swords, swords and shadows flickering around the ground, propping his chin on the table with one hand, and said coolly.

"When did you die? Damn! He's going to turn the windmill!"

"Just now, he died in the middle."

"Whoever killed you, I will avenge you for my teacher!"

"I don't know, I blocked it." You Qi took a sip of water, cut the game out and watched 818 on Tieba.

However, there was silence in YY, so silent that You Qi even began to wonder if his headset was broken, Wuliangye finally couldn't help but say: "Huahua, don't block the arena, it can't be played..."

"Why? I'm used to blocking, and I block it all the time."

"Ask your master..."

You Qi's first experience of stirring up the base field is really not very good. A rookie wearing PVE equipment is a moving head. In addition, the nanny is the No. 1 target of the fire. Now You Qi is a Just lie down on the floor when you enter, and you can completely leave the game and concentrate on watching 818.

In this way, it is inevitable to turn to 818 about Fenjiu, the latest 818.

It wasn't the post where his apprentice angrily scolded the dog and the man, but the content was reversed: [818] All the friends in the server thought she gave him a cuckold, but they didn't expect it!

You Qi clicked in with a smirk, he just wanted to see how the person who posted the post blackened Fenjiu.

The author has something to say:

So our little Qiqi, a gay guy, was treated lightly by the "straight man" hahahahahahahaha!

But face control + voice control is so unscrupulous, completely unaware that his actions are too abnormal!

You Qi's feelings are very pure, and because of his appearance and voice, he is doomed to revolve around Fenjiu in the future!