Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

It's so normal, I guess if Lao Han said that five years ago, I would have sacrificed myself bravely.

So the progress of the times is really good and bad.

Continue talking about the bathroom.

The pool in this bathhouse releases water at 02:30 in the afternoon. I usually start at [-]:[-], and the shower + bath ends at about [-]:[-]. The water temperature is just right when I jump into the pool.Uncle Zhang laughed at me every time, saying that young people should be brave enough to challenge, and they will not be burned.

I... I have a saying that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, so I don't know if I should say it or not.

After I showered, I went to take a shower, lying on that chair, facing (by intention) Lao Han who hadn't finished washing.

After all, this is the first time I have seen Lao Han's naked body, and I want to memorize it completely and save it in my mind.

He washed his whole body from top to bottom, and he was very serious about hanging and washing.

Me: "Okay! If you wash it again, it will fall off!"

Lao Han: "Wash clean, and respect other people taking a bath."

Me: "..." The few people in the pool can hardly sit still, right?

I went into the pool after taking a shower, the water temperature was so comfortable, it was slightly hot, the tingling feeling spread from the spine to the back of the head, and the whole scalp was itchy.

Today, Uncle Zhang was not around, so I took a corner, stretched my legs comfortably against the edge of the pool, and closed my eyes to enjoy.This time the bones were not yet crispy, but someone grabbed my ankle suddenly and dragged me into the water.

Before I could say Ganlin Niang, someone fished me out of the water again. Old Han laughed and helped me wipe off the water on my face. I held onto his arm tightly with both hands, and my feet fluttered wildly. It took a while to stop, the two of us maintaining this erotic position of me laying on top of him.

"I depend on whether you are crazy, I can't swim!"

"Then I'm protecting you." Old Han pursed his lips, seeing that I was angry, he insisted on putting my hand on his head, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, I just want to make a joke with you, how about you Press me once to relieve your breath? I promise I won’t come out for a long time.”

——Perhaps this can be regarded as a heart-pounding moment.

Fuck, I have liked him for so long, I have long forgotten when I started to fall in love with him, when I started to care, it may be love at first sight, or it may be accumulated over time, anyway, I like him so much, I love him from the bottom of my heart.

Since then, Lao Han has realized how comfortable it is to take a bath, and every time he will take the initiative to ask me, when should I take a bath?You are all dirty, should you wash it?Why don't you call me?I also took this opportunity to get along with him for a while, and said without shame that even after seeing Lao Han naked so many times, I still couldn't help my heartbeat racing.

I don’t know if you have such a feeling. When you get along with a friend for a certain amount of time or times, you will think about him no matter what you do. This is probably the case with Lao Han. We just took a bath together from the beginning. Come to the back to have a meal, go to the supermarket, and take a stroll in the park behind our school. Anyway, the two single dogs can be regarded as partners to resist the dog food attacks of couples.

I didn't look for it because there are really no girls chasing me, and it's impossible for me to be with boys, but there are more people chasing Lao Han!I don't quite understand why he doesn't look for it (although sometimes I hypocritically think that he likes me), the biggest possibility is that there are too many people, and I'm picky.

I also thought about confessing, but now I still have too many worries, I don’t want to lose such a precious friendship, maybe I will say it when he graduates?There is still one year to upgrade to the undergraduate degree, not far away.

Maybe this answer has been updated until I graduate, and it will not end? [laugh]

16.

Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 18:45

Benji pondered for a long time whether he should post Lao Han's handsome photo, and decided to forget it.

(〃?〃)

The main reason is that behind the basketball court is our library, which is so iconic that I'm afraid of being recognized by alumni, so I'll lick the screen myself.

This afternoon, a senior from a higher vocational school came with very professional equipment to take pictures of Lao Han!Anyway, I don’t know any camera, anyway, it doesn’t cost a lot to take super super good-looking photos!

Guess who won in the end?

It must be my man!

?(????ω????)?

As soon as Lao Han came down, I handed him the towel, and after he finished wiping, I gave him water.

He can drink water every time he plays golf, and he can drink two buckets of 1.5L C'estbon.

Oops, the screen of my mobile phone has now been replaced by a slam dunk old Han!I feel like I adore him instead of liking him now!Really handsome!

[Groundhog screams.gif]

Oh, by the way, the guy from the business school I said was handsome, tripped himself today and broke his knee... I feel so stupid for no reason.

Lao Han still laughed at others, and told me to take a look, what do you like, you don't have eyes.

Hahahaha I have laughed at him ten thousand times in my heart...

You're the one I'm looking for.

(*/ω＼*)

17.

Small rice balls under the mountain 12:24

I'm really fucking pissed off.

We have a good relationship with Lao Han in our dormitory. He came to see me today. I hadn’t finished class at the time. When I got back to the dormitory, he was playing games with another handsome roommate in our dormitory. Let’s call him Qin Fenhao up.

When I came in, the two of them were fighting in full swing, and without raising his head, Old Han said that the peaches he just bought were on my table.

I picked it up and gnawed it, and after taking two bites, I found it stuck in my mouth...

"Han Mubo, what the hell do you mean you gave it to me without washing it?!"

Lao Han raised his head in a daze to see me licking the peach hair around my mouth with my tongue, and laughed so hard together with Qin Fen.

"Didn't I say I just bought it, and I didn't say it was just washed?"

"What the hell...you're still sophistry!" I was outraged, "It's all stuck in my mouth!!!"

"Hahahahahaha, don't you prick your hands when you pick it up?"

I don't think so much, isn't it too late to tell if I'm thirsty right after I come back?

In the afternoon, I will go out to purchase things with the officers of the department. I will write these first, and I will update them when I come back~

Small rice balls under the mountain 16:54

Um... sorry everyone for not updating today...

The car overturned, Lao Han seems to be looking for a girlfriend...

Let me wait a few days to talk about it, now my heart is in a mess and I don't know what to say.

18.

Small rice balls under the mountain 22:01

You Xiao Zhou, I'm back! ! ! !

I shouldn't have mistrusted my man.

What happened yesterday was like this. People from our department and I went out to buy things, passed by KFC, and saw Lao Han sitting with a girl, very close to each other. At that time, I really had the urge to rush in and catch the rape! ! !

And a few of my officers were still fanning the flames: "Damn it, isn't that a high-ranking minister of external relations?"

"Ahh, he's looking for a girlfriend? It's so sad... such a handsome person..."

"That girl seems to be a freshman in the management school. She is very famous, tall and beautiful, and can dance ballet."

"Fuck, isn't that a match made in heaven??"

What annoyed me the most was that Han Mubo took a photo of KFC and made me greedy, and he didn't say who he went with!

... I was upset when I saw him with girls, but now I am even more upset.

I didn't even reply to the message.

So I didn't update it last night, I thought I was going to delete the post and continue diving.

but!Just when I was lying on the bed last night, I was dead!Han Mubo sent a comment!

"My cousin said I was fat, please let her wake up."

The accompanying picture is the one sent to me, and there is also a photo of him and the girl. The two of them were sitting on the seat, and the distance was far away!

Didn't I reply to the message yesterday? Lao Han has been sending me very silly messages.

Earthy old Korean.

19:23

Lao Han: Yes.

20:05

Lao Han: Are you there?

20:47

Lao Han: Are you GG or MM?

21:00

Lao Han: Hey, I am following the wind.

23:57

Old Han: GG ignored me, fell asleep, good dream [Moon]

xswl╮(.???.)╭

But yesterday I felt uncomfortable all night, and because he lost his anger in an instant with one word, and felt worthless for wasting the whole night thinking about him, so I only returned to him today.

Me: Seeing that you eat well, I'm jealous and don't want to talk to you.

Old Han: Damn, why do you think it's the matter, I'll pack your lunch!

Then I received this takeaway at noon↓

[picture]

Wing bucket + hamburger + Coke, I understand my heart very well.

Let's drink to gain weight!

(?o?)/(?o?)/

19.

Small rice balls under the mountain 19:06

Ben chicken today!all day!They are all studying hard!

Why all day?Because I went to the gym again last night.

Lao Han looked at me dotingly: "Have you eaten all the takeaway?"

Me: "Eat clean! ヽ(??ω??)ゝ"

Old Han: "Damn it, you eat so much alone? Are you a pig? Pigs don't eat as much as you do."

Me: "???? Obviously you bought it for me. If I don't eat it, should I keep it for the New Year?"

Old Han: "It doesn't matter, you pig! Give me three sets of buttocks and legs today, aerobic for an hour!"

Me: "|?ˇ3ˇ??) I'm so wronged! I just want to kill me!"

I don't know how I was so lucky. I spent less than 900 yuan to apply for a card and got a fitness trainer for nothing.

In short, I couldn't stand up at all today. In order not to go to the toilet, I drank 500ml of water all day, and I was so angry that I didn't reply to Lao Han's message.

It's been a wasted week.

But I can feel that my pectoral muscles have become bigger, and I am no longer as thin and thin as before. I will try to give you a po photo after I practice again.

But becoming a muscular monster like Lao Han is probably impossible in my life.

After all, the height is placed here, the muscle latitude is too large, it will look like a meat egg.

_(:3」∠?)_

Let's sort out the current timeline, six