Can a person who is less than 1.6 meters tall be a crispy duck?

He will post it for you.

I clicked on it just to get rid of the red dot. I didn't look carefully because I don't use QQ very much. Then a man added me today. After I passed it, he sent me a sentence like this.

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He actually said, "Senior, I'm in so much pain."

I swear on the rest of my life that I will not move, I never ran into it! ! ! !

Isn't this just touching porcelain?

I just reasoned with him, I said that you can't be like this, there is definitely surveillance at the intersection, and you can call it out, but it's just troublesome.

This junior was persistent and insisted that I go to the cafeteria to treat him to a meal at noon.After chatting for a long time, it seemed that it was only for a meal at noon. I thought it was okay, so I just made it clear and agreed.

After class at noon, I waited for him at the entrance of the teaching building. It was indeed the boy I met at the intersection that day. Let’s find another code name here, and I’ll just use Qian Zhenghao. After all, he has such a good relationship with Brother Rui.

This little money, it looks like a teddy, very smiling and friendly, and very chatty, before I had time to ask him along the way, why did he say that I bumped into him, he asked half of my family first .Later, I was a little unhappy, and he said that he just thought I was cute and wanted to invite me out for dinner.

Focus on this place! ! !

It is impossible for boys to catch girls with this trick, and there is little hope of catching boys! ! !

He has touched my head twice along the way, and I am no longer sure if he is gay, so I have spent so many years in vain.

I don’t know if he knows something, but the purpose is very clear. He just wants to pick me up. The topic has been focusing on what I’m interested in. Maybe he asked someone about my preferences. When he saw that I ordered fried rice with soy sauce, he went there. I bought kelp rib soup and fried okra.

Why am I so sure, because okra is rarely ordered, and it is not served every day. After he brought it, he deliberately placed it in front of me, his eyes were wet, and he looked pretty.

Let me add another sentence, it's not about the height score. I have actually seen the tall No. 0 and the short No. 1. This place intends to use this to make him retreat.

I gestured a finger silently, and Xiaoqian smiled and nodded.

I pointed to myself again, and also gestured with a finger.

Xiaoqian smiled and said, "It's okay, I can do both."

Fuck, gay but gay but, I regret it, I shouldn't have exposed it so early.

"Now that the senior understands, can I chase after him with confidence?"

Chase you paralyzed!

I rolled my eyes and said, "I have someone I like."

"Have you failed?"

"I didn't start chasing at all!"

"Then I'll start now."

I feel a little scared, I don't know where he got the information, although people who have eaten with me may notice what I like to eat, but it is impossible for anyone to know that I am gay!

At this time, Gao Neng came.

Han Mubo slapped the dinner plate beside me and sat down.

And the complexion is not good-looking.

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 13:45

You Xiao Zhou is back! ! ! !

Thank you for your condolences to my little chrysanthemum, he is still very pure.

Someone sent me a screenshot of the Lightning low-speed team game, and I didn't reply because I was afraid of being exposed!Most people didn't guess right, but there were indeed some in the circle!

I'm not afraid of being fleshed out, and I'll come out if it's a big deal, but I can't implicate Lao Han. If you human flesh comes out of me, please read the post silently. If it hurts Lao Han, I will delete the answer.

Thanks (.???.)

Go on about what happened yesterday.

Some people think that I can't finish the day's affairs quickly, I cry, I want to create some suspense, can't I?Finally, so many people read my answer.

Why did Han Mubo appear here and still be so angry?It turned out that this Xiaoqian was a well-known gay in their courtyard, very flirtatious, after Lao Han sat down, Xiaoqian's eyes lit up obviously!Damn, dare to love is not just liking me, but seeing one and loving the other!

Lao Han was still full of hostility towards him, he kept putting vegetables in my bowl during the meal, that action was rough and boyfriend force max!This chicken almost knelt down and shouted at my husband/me!

However, Xiaoqian didn't seem to notice it, and smiled and picked up a chicken leg for Lao Han.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while, Lao Han looked at me, then at Xiaoqian, not knowing who to give the next chopsticks dish to.

In order to break the deadlock, I swallowed and gave the okra to Xiaoqian.

Lao Han's face immediately became ugly like eating shit.

At that time, a thought came to my mind, did I have a crush on Lao Han?

As soon as this thought came to me, I couldn't help laughing out loud.Old Han's expression became even more terrifying, he grabbed my collar and said that he was going to buy a roast sausage, and asked me to help him.

I? ? ? ?Isn't the sausage just a stick? How can I get it for you?You get the roast and I get the sausage? ? ?

In short, I am like a weak, pitiful and helpless chicken, and Lao Han grabbed my collar and slipped out. It can be said that I don’t look good in front of the whole cafeteria, but I am a man who does this, I am willing!

Lao Han put me down, helped me adjust my clothes, and then told me, stay away from petty money, and the whole school will know it when you enter the freshman year. You are really not a serious person.

I told him about the thing that almost hit him when I was riding a bicycle. When it came to hitting the crotch, Lao Han nodded repeatedly and said that it was something I could do. When he said that the junior was looking for me on the confession wall, his face froze. , I think I add people indiscriminately, if I am caught and sold my kidney, I don’t know who sold it.

I [black question mark.jpg].

I'm a man, who abducted me? ?Add a friend, can he come along the network cable and hack me to death? ?It can't be because I'm short that I don't even have a little discernment ability, right? ? ?

Then didn’t I go to the gym last night, I usually practice one body part every night, but last night I practiced the buttocks, legs, shoulders and chest at the same time... I was stuffed with ten egg whites, ten of them choked me to death up! ! !

Lao Han said that since I am such an idiot, I should build up more muscles to protect myself...

I, I, I go to his mua...

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Small glutinous rice balls at the foot of the mountain 16:16

Hello everyone, this chicken is here to mess with me!

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I haven't seen Lao Han in the past two days, and the content of the chat is relatively watery, so I won't comment on it, and I will start from the timeline of the previous narration.

The first turning point was Decathlon's part-time job. We were really good friends that month, but we both resigned later, and the chances of seeing each other were relatively rare, and our relationship gradually faded.

The second turning point came.

Men in the north like to take a bath and take a bath, especially after winter, take the 803 from our school and walk four or five stops. After soaking in the bubble pool for half an hour before coming out, the waist is really soft and the legs are soft, and I feel that all the cells in my body have been renewed.

The location of the bathroom in our school is very unique, not far from the girls' dormitory, but very far from the boys' dormitory!Basically, we have to go to the bathroom to take a shower and go to the school gate. Although it is definitely cheaper to take a shower at school, I want to wash more comfortably. Basically, I have to go to the bathroom outside the school two or three times a week (of course, now I am a director. I'm busy, so I just make do with it in school, but I don't have any hobbies as a freshman, so I like to take a bath).

Going out of school so frequently, I always meet acquaintances a few times, and so does Lao Han.That day when I left the school with a bath basket, he thought in surprise that I was going the wrong way (really stupid), I said no, I was going to take a bath outside, he asked where to take a bath, and I told him exactly.This big fool was very interested, and said that his locals didn't know this place, so he asked me to take him there. I also forgot what he was going out for, so I left with me in a daze.

In fact, I have been living a rough life, and the shower is just a straight male configuration, a towel, a bath towel, a small bottle of shower gel, and a bar of soap.Later, I learned from Uncle Zhang in our bathhouse. When you call for a scrub, bring a bottle of massage oil yourself, and let the scrubber pour it on when you knock your back. It feels like scraping, which is very refreshing.Uncle Zhang takes more things in the bath than a little girl. This is the first time I have seen someone at such an age use body lotion.

At first, I was afraid of being exposed, so I always pretended to be a straight man and lived a rough life. Then I thought it was unnecessary. Who will be responsible for me if I can’t catch a man in the future?So from then on, I made up my mind to give me body lotion, face cream and lotion, and Uncle Zhang is also one of my first teachers.

Back to Han Mubo.He is rougher than me, and he followed me without bringing anything.I said there is no need to rush, I will definitely call him next time, he insists on experiencing the feeling of soaking in the pool immediately, and just use my things.

Line 8, I hope you can be as gay as me after using my shower gel.

Well, I want to leave a suspense, and I will update it tomorrow, no one should dislike me, hee hee.

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Small rice balls under the mountain 16:34

The earthy old Han teased me again today.

Let me show you our chat history.

Lao Han: [Picture]

Lao Han: Our school is playing business school, 3v3 basketball game, tomorrow at [-]:[-] pm, come and cheer me on

Me: What the hell?

Me: [picture]

Me: How old is this little brother from the business school?Is there any contact information?How handsome are the thieves?

Old Han: [animated expression]

Lao Han: You can only praise me for being handsome, do you hear me?

Me: [Black Question Mark Face.jpg]

Me: But that little brother is more handsome than you

Old Han: ...

Lao Han: If you say other men are handsome, I will fuck/kill you

Ah, let me slow down my excited breathing.

Every time I was teased by Lao Han's words, my face would blush and my heart would beat, but in fact, this kind of joke is played among boys