king and king

9. I don't know where there was a flaw, and I was recognized by this kid.Fortunately, he didn't say anything out loud that shocked me, but he just said to me in his pretendingly deep male duck voice, "Uncle Wang, you look ugly in this rabbit suit. "

Oh, it's ugly, right?

Geez, I thought so too.

Without Wang Yichen's trouble, I stood there and quickly finished distributing the balloons.Originally, it was stipulated that one child would give out one balloon, but since the brat was standing next to me and was holding two balloons tightly in his hands, people passing by could see the two little ones fluttering in the wind without looking up. Peppa Pig balloon.

After the balloon is sent out, my task is also completed.After I received the reward for this day, I found that this kid was following me like a follower.

"Hey, stop here." I put my hand on the kid's head, "Where's your dad?"

"I don't know." He curled his lips and answered casually.

Out of good or bad understanding, it's shameful to leave him here as a brat, so I picked him up.

Do you think this is the end?Haha, I thought so naively at first too.

Because the place where I live does not have heating, if it is too cold, I have to find my own way.Thinking about who I am, Xiao Wang, Wu Neng fights the rogue to recover the wallet that he took away, Wen Neng solves the bear boy and tutors him with math problems, but I am still scared when I encounter the freezing weather in the north.

I plugged in the electric mattress at night, and before I could enjoy the warm blanket, a wriggling mass of unidentified objects appeared on my bed.He probably rolled my bed from top to bottom, and finally stopped and poked his head out to look at me.

I asked him with a kind smile, "Boy, what are you doing?" No matter what you say, it won't work, and labor and management will seek justice for this bed today.

"The bed is so hard," he said.

Tsk tsk, who told you that the beds in bachelor's rentals are soft?

10. Another sunny afternoon.

I climbed down from the bus that was about to be crowded with people, and took a look at the school behind the bus stop sign.

Thirteenth High School, it is said that this school has 6 thieves, and the number of top students produced every year can circle the earth hand in hand.

Want to ask me why I came here?Then you have to talk about it.

After the brat and I met successively, a great and pure "friendship" relationship was established between us.In fact, I refused at first.I said to Wang Yichen, "Why don't you just recognize me as a godfather? You have to make it so strange." As a result, the boy told me that I was immature and not suitable to be his father.

Today is the brat's third year of adulthood.

Less than three years after Mr. Wang and the goddess were together, they left again.Since then, the conflict between their father and son seems to have become more and more serious. Whenever Wang Yichen and his father had troubles or something happened, he would always come to me.

It can be said that I watched him change from an awkward brat who likes strawberry popsicles to a high school student who is cold and unkind but actually has a mental illness.

He told me before that he would give me a surprise on the day of the coming-of-age ceremony and asked me to come no matter what.

Then here I am.

A group of smiling little girls in small skirts came towards me, and I stopped them to ask where the senior year coming-of-age ceremony would be held.As a result, boy, these girls looked at me with the eyes of a ghost.I looked furious, I don't know if the shoe prints of the aunt who stepped on me in the car just now have not been wiped off by me, or the crumpled shirt on my body has created an irreparable perception for them.

When the weird atmosphere lasted for nearly 3 minutes, one of the girls finally spoke, she said, "The coming-of-age ceremony held by our school this time is only for a small group of people, and outsiders, including parents and teachers, are not allowed to participate. "

Forbidden to participate?It sounds like I shouldn't be here.Why did that brat want me to come?Are you bored and teasing me?

I thought about it and decided to call him first.

The phone was connected, and the brat acted coquettishly at me with his low, slightly magnetic voice, "Xiao Wang, do you miss me?" Hearing this on a hot day, I felt goosebumps all over my body.

I was so scared that I quickly interrupted him, "I'm here, but I met some girls, and they said that outsiders are strictly prohibited from participating in your event."

"You hand them the phone, and I'll explain to them."

I don't know what Wang Yichen said to them. After hanging up the phone, they took me to a meeting place in a teaching building without saying a word, and looked at me with a mixture of admiration and fiery eyes all the way.

I was even more scared when I saw it.

11. This is what I saw when I came in.

Wang Yichen was wearing their school uniform and stood in the center of the stage without saying a word.He seemed to have a cooling aura, and I could clearly feel that the girls sitting in the first row of the auditorium were almost crying when they looked at him.

"Your Majesty!" I yelled out excitedly, and then the girl standing next to me answered, "Ask me to patrol the mountains?" Oh my god, this girl has such an expression that I didn't expect the uncle to be so trendy. Looking at me, I hurried to my legs no longer listening to me, they were moving vigorously towards the direction of the door.

Why do I call the brat king?Not because of that damn habit!On a night of wind, thunder, and heavy rain, the brat managed to occupy my bed. Just as I was about to fight with him for [-] rounds to regain my territory, the little bastard suddenly called me like his father, "Xiao Wang! What are you doing?" Don't look at these short words, it really feels like his father shouting when he said it. I was scared after hearing it.In the end, the trick was that this kid didn’t know where he got the wrong answer. He didn’t even have the honorific title of uncle for me. You praised me that day." "Xiao Wang..."

And the most tragic thing is that the stinky boy forbade me to call him a little brat again. I looked at him with caring eyes and asked, "What do you call you?" He said to me seriously: "Call me the king." !” At that time, fortunately, my endurance was relatively strong, otherwise I would have sprayed the tea in my mouth all over his face.

Great king, little king.Hehe, do you want to play poker?

After a few seconds of awkward atmosphere in the venue, I quickly yelled again, "Wang Yichen!"

The brat turned his head, and when he smiled, he showed two pointed canine teeth, "Here you come? Come here."

The brat said he had a particularly nice seat for me.Sitting on the chair, I thought painfully, from my angle, the pimple bursting out on your forehead seems to be just right for me to see clearly, are you sure this is a good seat?

On the day of his coming-of-age ceremony, Wang Yichen sang a duet with another girl very affectionately.

Judging from the frequency of raising the heads of the little girls next to me and the content of the endless conversation, I came to a conclusion: "Stinky boys are very popular with girls."

12. A few days later, the brat's birthday also arrived.

What surprised me was that he ate and drank at my house for several days in the name of his birthday.

"Ahem, my lord, I think uncle needs to talk to you."

"Impression." Wang Yichen put down the vocabulary book in his hand, "What are you talking about, let's talk."

"The day after tomorrow is your birthday. I think you should take advantage of this time to go out and communicate with your classmates. You said you can't do it if you stay here all day?"

"Xiao Wang, do you hate me?" Then, Wang Yichen hugged my arm suddenly and started to cry, "I have already been kicked out of the house by my father, you must never let me go Me!" Under my stunned gaze, the stinky boy continued to cry about his misery, what happened to him since he was a child, his uncle doesn't love his grandma, his only father thinks he's in the way, and his aunt hates his only uncle. Hey, that guy howled every minute and reminded me of the ghost he was when he was a child.

In the end, I found that there was no need to continue our conversation under his god-like acting skills.

Why didn't I find out before, this little bastard is a showman.

Wang Yichen's birthday happened to be the weekend.

Also a third-year student, Aunt Liu's son who lives next door to me has a headache every day, but what about the little ancestor who lives in my house?Live a life like a pig humming and humming every day.On his birthday, this kid completely let go of himself. I spent a whole day with him, and when I was dragged home by him at night, I just wanted to lean on the sofa and have a comfortable Ge You paralysis.

However, before I lay down for 5 minutes, Wang Yichen called me up again.

He leaned close to my ear and asked me mysteriously, "Xiao Wang, do you think I have grown up?"

"Forget it."

"Then can I do things that people can only do when they grow up?"

Hearing that the tone was not right, I quickly replied, "You can do whatever you want. Of course, there are some things that you must be fully prepared to do."

The brat said "oh", and moved his head a lot closer to me. I could see his eyes when I turned my head for a while. The eyelashes were quite long, and I could vaguely count how many there were.Taking a close look at the black and white eyes, I found out, it's really fucking creepy!

Wang Yichen approached me and paused for a few seconds, then suddenly said: "Xiao Wang, I want to live in the same room with you, for the rest of my life." Sister, then the next development should be the plot of pulling the lights that the public loves to see.

He quickly pecked me on the face.Alas, I told the stinky boy a long time ago, don't just pour saliva on my face, because I don't have a long memory.

But judging from the current situation, unless I am a fool, it is impossible to understand what he means.

I can't take care of my face that is red like a monkey's butt at the moment, my brain has been completely messed up.

How did Wang Yichen, a brat, become a gay?His father doesn't have this tendency either, what's the matter with a genetic mutation?

The person he was thinking about was actually me?Fortunately, I sleep shirtless on the same bed with him every day, ah, how big should my heart be?

I raised you as my ancestor and you actually want to fuck me?Bah, no way!