king and king

13. I always thought that when a person was unlucky, he would step on a banana peel at most when he went out. When he took out his mobile phone to browse Moments, he found that the battery power of the mobile phone was less than 5%. , plus a black road back home did not see the road and stepped on the banana peel that I just stepped on in the morning...

However, I didn't step on a banana peel when I went out today. Although the battery of my mobile phone is not 100%, it is not as pitiful as 5%. Also, I have paper when I go to the toilet.

But I still feel like I'm unlucky.

Why is this?Because of the brat I took in.

Originally, I thought that after his birthday confession was rejected by me with righteous words last time, he should restrain himself.

But I underestimated the thickness of his skin.

Last night, I waited for him to fall asleep before I dared to climb onto the bed lightly. In order to prevent him from doing anything that would benefit him or harm me, I took the pillow from the sofa and placed it between us.

If you want to ask me why I still dare to share the bed with a stinky boy, because it is too cold in winter and I will catch cold if I lay on the floor, and the most important thing is that I will freeze my balls, don't ask me how I know.There is another very important reason, the sofa is too hard, this kid is begging for nothing and can't be driven away, I can only continue the old days of sharing the same bed with the brat.

But I never expected that even though everything was normal after I woke up the next day, I went to work in a hurry and didn't see the wicked smile on the face of the little bastard.

From the moment I got on the bus, I noticed that everyone around me was looking at me.For a few seconds I thought it was my own charm that was too bright for them to notice me, but it wasn't.

When I arrived at the company, I found that the ladies and sisters who usually ignored me all cast surprised glances at me.In an instant, I made up a lot of stories between us, from the moment of staring at each other to the next holding hands to the final parting of life and death. In the end, Liu Yue howled me back to reality with a loud voice.

"Oh my God, Wang Liqun, what's that thing on your neck? It's winter, don't tell me it was bitten by a mosquito."

Hearing this, I rushed into the bathroom decisively, and the moment I opened my eyes, my mouth opened uncontrollably.

Let me go, this can no longer be simply described as a dog gnawing, it is simply the mouth of a bear.

No wonder those people looked at me strangely. I used to pat my chest and swear to them that I was a single golden man, but now no one will believe it. Maybe they have already started discussing what my other half should be. How enthusiastic is it, how hearty we two were last night...

This damned little bastard, if I go back tonight and beat him to death, I will take his surname!

14. When I came home at night and saw Wang Yichen's face that deserved a beating, the instant anger burned out my reason.The moment I started, I suddenly woke up...

I realized that I shouldn't have the same knowledge as mentally handicapped children?

No, I realized that I couldn't beat him at all, our strength is inversely proportional to our age.

When Wang Yichen cut my hands behind my head, I was like a salted fish being pressed on the chopping board.Meow, this situation is not right no matter how you look at it, why is this kid so strong, where did the little chicken that I lifted up with my hands go?

Seeing the brat's face approaching slowly, I was completely attracted by the mole at the corner of his mouth.When I thought something was going to happen next, the stinky boy rubbed his head on my neck and said, "Xiao Wang, don't be angry, okay, I saw you fell asleep yesterday, I thought it was funny and couldn't help biting you A few mouthfuls."

What a joke, have you ever seen that young man who celebrated his birthday bite someone just because he was having fun?

I was suddenly a little worried about whether he could be admitted to university with such an IQ?

15. I remember a long time ago, a brat scratched a few words in the palm of my hand, but I still haven't figured out what those words are.

Four months before the college entrance examination, Wang Yichen, who was kicked out by me, suddenly appeared at my door again.He changed from his previous cold and stinky appearance, his hair was messed up one after another in a shape that I don't quite understand, the shirt buttons on his body were broken, and the white T-shirt inside was also dusty. of.He squatted at the entrance of the corridor, the white light of the mobile phone reflected on his face, and at first glance, I thought it was a debt collector of some loan shark organization.

I pulled him in and turned on the light, "Did you change your career and go to the street to beg for food?"

He replied calmly: "I got into a fight with someone."

Wait, did I hear you right, the brat got into a fight with someone?

Did he get into a fight when everyone else was preparing for the college entrance examination?

As far as I know, brats generally disdain to fight with others, and he prefers to stumbling people behind their backs quietly.

Seeing the shock on my face, he rolled up his sleeves to his arms. There was only a piece of white cloth wrapped over the big opening, and blood oozes out of it one after another.

From the first time I met him, this little kid was almost an inseparable part of my life.I have seen his ugly face crying with snot and tears, I have seen him proud because he ate an extra piece of cake, and I have seen him smiling like a little idiot on my body, and He looks sloppy and rolling on the ground... but I have never seen him in a state of despair after a fight.

But I finally saw it today, hahaha... It's a hundred times uglier than when he was crying.

I dug out the medicine box that the landlady had kindly left long ago, and I wiped off the layer of dust that was covered with paper.The alcohol and gauze inside were still there. I gave him a rough treatment of the wound, and when I thought it was ok, I got up and found my clothes for him and made up for it first.

As a result, as soon as I stood up, Wang Yichen pulled my sleeves. Just as I was about to ask him what you were doing, I saw a pair of pitiful eyes that had suffered a lot. Pressed on the sofa and kissed.

That's right, it's the kind of hot kiss that is commonly known as the killer move that bears the brunt of killing a single dog after a kiss is not enough to stick out your tongue.

I don't know what kind of madness he is having. One second, he pretended to be pitiful and twitched, which made me feel distressed. The next second, it made me want to swing the thermos on the table on his head.

He didn't let go after the kiss, and pecked my face again and again as if to flatter me. At the same time, his fingers began to swipe on my palm, which reminded me of the last time he scribbled on my hand.

This time I actually guessed it.

There are six characters in total, and he stroked them back and forth several times.

Xiao Wang, don't hate me.

16. The wound on Wang Yichen's arm healed within a few days. He refused to tell me why the fight happened, nor who he fought with.

I questioned him for a long time and found it boring, and then asked him why you wrote those words on my hand that day, the brat immediately turned on the shut-up learning mode again.

In view of the fact that he is still injured, I don't care about this kind of disabled children.

I don't know if it's because of psychological effects, but I think the weather on weekend mornings is much better than other mornings.

The brat went somewhere early in the morning. I dragged the washing machine out of the bathroom and threw all the clothes I had saved for nearly three weeks into it.When the brat's clothes were thrown into the washing bucket by me, an unknown object fell tragically from his pocket to the ground.

I picked it up from the ground, hey, I didn't expect the brat to like this kind of gadget.

It was a square transparent glass with three grains of rice inside, each with a letter engraved on it.

I'm a little curious about how the master who made this thing put rice grains into this thing.

I squatted on the ground thinking for a long time what the WLQ engraved on the rice grains meant, when there was a knock on the door outside.

According to my hearing for many years, the person knocking on the door must be a brat.

I opened the door, and it was him standing outside.

His face was not very good-looking, he seemed to be relieved when he saw the glass thing in my hand, and then he reached out and snatched it with lightning speed.

Hey, you brat is a lot more courageous, dare to grab something from me?

He put the thing in his shirt pocket, stretched out his hand and patted his face and asked me, "Xiao Wang, did you find anything else in my clothes?"

"No. Is that important?"

He nodded, "It's very important, this is a gift I plan to give someone." After he finished speaking, he left, leaving me with a dazed face. How dare he come back just to find that gadget?He didn't tell me who to give it to and didn't explain what he was going to do today.

emmm, inexplicably very upset.

After washing the clothes and starting to mop the floor, I didn’t realize any crisis until recently Liu Yue sent me an invitation to celebrate his son’s first birthday.

A person who is two years younger than me is not only married, but his son is already one year old.

Ah, look at the old schoolmates again, the first married second fat child has already entered the sixth grade of elementary school and is about to enter junior high school, and the latest dog left his baby just learned to call him daddy.

Look at me again, I haven't met any girl so far.Not to mention being single, there is still a problem. Children surround me every day. It seems that they have enjoyed the pleasure of being a father in advance, but in fact they have been babysitters for little children for many years, from food to clothing. Worry, it's incredible to think about it.

What's disturbing is that when I woke up, the little boy suddenly said that he liked me.

Then how does it feel to be forcibly seduced by a kid who is several years younger?

Originally, I was a man straighter than steel. After Wang Yichen begged for hugs and kisses from time to time, I found that I couldn't stand my ground.

Just when I was struggling with my reason, the little boy told me with a serious face that he had prepared a delicate gadget to give away.

It looked like that person was important to him.

When I thought that that person was not me, I was inexplicably disappointed.

I also want to draw six words on his hand:

Your Majesty, tell me.

☆、Chapter 5 Xiao Wang said that every time he sees me, he gets a headache

17. Why do you suddenly like someone?Maybe it was because it was too dark that day, but this person was as bright as a beam of light.

I don't know what day it was. After the delicate relationship between me and Wang Yichen seemed to be in trouble, when I thought he would talk to me, Wang Yichen called me.The content is probably to ask me to go to the small park in Nanhu. The location seems to be no problem, but the time is a problem.

Have you ever met someone in a park at one o'clock in the morning?

Anyone with a normal mind would not choose such a time foolishly.

But thinking that Wang Yichen might be out of his mind, I won't bother with him.

But at that point, even the aunt who danced the square dance on time every night had gone back to sleep, let alone a small employee like me who works from [-] to [-], and I have to go to work the next day, I subconsciously thought reject.

But as far as Wang Yichen's attitude towards me is, and my inexplicable anger, I'd better go.

That night I took the last bus to Nanhu Park.

Now that the cold weather is no longer a big deal, I shivered and turned on the light on my phone and continued walking.

I don't know what kind of wicked thing knocked out the only street light on the cobblestone path, which is basically creating opportunities for those who have malicious intentions in the park.

Suddenly tripped under his feet, the front soles of his feet were already sunk in the mound, and the back heels were still kicking on the ground.I just want to ask about this pitfall that appeared for no reason, which wicked person has nothing to do and just deducted a brick?

Going forward to the end, the light in his hand shines on a dark wall, and the four characters of 'public toilet' that have been painted off can be vaguely recognized.I realized that I might have gone the wrong way. The place Wang Yichen said seemed to be north, but I walked south after entering the door.

After spending so much effort, I ended up going the wrong way. I pressed my phone to check the time, and it was more than 20 minutes past the time agreed upon by the two of us.The stinky boy has very little patience. I guess he should call me cursing and asking me where I went after more than 1 minute.But he didn't, and my phone was not on silent, and there is no sound until now.

I thought about going back like this and forget it, but this old stubbornness made me walk to the door the same way and continue walking north.

The cold wind blew past my scalp, and I shivered and shrank my face into my collar.There are a little more people in the north of the park than in the south. Music is still playing in the carousel shed, but the carousel inside has stopped moving.Standing next to it was a pair of dumbfounded young couples, who looked like they still wanted to sit on it and experience their childhood.While thinking how good it is to be young, while bypassing the cobbled path, there are more recreational facilities here. Compared with the small woods in the south, people who like to be lively like to come here.

At the northern end is a fence, and there is a person sitting on a bench leaning against the fence. The lights in the park are not very strong, and the person on the bench seems to merge with the darkness behind him.I don't know if the person sitting is Wang Yichen, but I happened to be looking at him when he looked up at me.

He was wearing a brown baseball uniform and black sweatpants, his legs slumped casually on the ground.This person sat on the stool blankly and looked at me for a few seconds before standing up. I gestured to him to tell him to stand still, and I walked over.

When I was still a step away from him, the kid took a sudden step forward, hugging me with both hands from behind, and resting his head on my shoulders, it took a long time before he said, "I thought you wouldn't coming."

I thought in my heart that you specifically called me to come out, do I dare not come?

Before I could make a sound, the brat lay on top of me and cried.

When he cried, he was not as loud as he was when he was a child. Instead, he cried on my shoulder in a very quiet and aggrieved way. I felt very distressed when he cried.Half of this distress comes from the stinky boy, and the other half comes from the coat on my body. I bought it a month ago and haven't worn it a few times.

When Wang Yichen took his head off my shoulders, my sixth sense told me that something big would happen next.

Sure enough, Wang Yichen asked me several times in succession, "Why did you come?"

I can guarantee that the popular Xiaobawang repeater is not as sneaky as him.

"Uncle is here to worry about you. You said it's so late and you don't want to stay at home and run out to see uncle. Uncle is too embarrassed not to come, right?" I said while pulling his hand from my waist, But I didn't succeed.

After listening to my answer, the stinky boy suddenly laughed, and he laughed very nervously.

I was a little scared, and started laughing right after I finished crying. The brat really shouldn't be stimulated, right?

"It's not that you don't worry about me, you like me."

"What are you talking about, go back quickly."

"You just like me."

I sighed helplessly, it would seem a bit too fake if I didn't admit it at this time.If I really didn't like him at all, if I still treated him as a child, I might not have run out to meet him at night like this.

But, what if I just don't admit it?

"If you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll beat you?"

Seeing that I was really angry, the brat was a little more honest, and he took out a piece of red string from somewhere and put it around my neck.A cold square object got into my collar, along with Wang Yichen's hand.I don't know if he did it on purpose, but his fingers slid all the way down after wrapping around my neck, "Xiao Wang, I went to the temple to ask for this to keep you safe."

At first I wanted to praise him, but then his claws landed on my chest and pinched fiercely. The indescribable feeling made my scalp numb, and I blurted out the word 'fuck'.Wang Yichen lowered his head slightly and approached me, said an inexplicable 'yes' and then grabbed my shoulder with one hand and kissed me.

I didn't push him away, probably subconsciously wanting to give myself and him an explanation.

18. On the way back, I walked very fast, my mind was like a pot of disturbed porridge.

Wang Yichen followed behind me, smiling like a fox who finally stole the chicken.

After my subsequent torture, Wang Yichen explained a few things to me.I listened to the key points, and was almost moved to tears after listening.

The first one is about when he had a bad idea about me.

Strictly speaking, according to the age difference between us, he should call me brother, but in order to pretend to be mature and stable in front of his father, I asked him to call me uncle.Later, the brat changed his mouth automatically and called me Xiao Wang.

Wang Yichen said that he remembered that it was summer, because he had a quarrel with his father at home, and he ran out wearing a T-shirt and wandered in the street all the time, but the weather was not good, and in the evening, it was raining loudly. heavy rain.

He didn't go home even in the rain. Instead, he thought it was cool, and continued to wander the streets with the rain on his head.

Then I met me, and I scolded him and took him home.

That night when he had a fever, I went out in the rain. He thought I was leaving him there like his father and ignored him. I came back with the antipyretics I just bought from the pharmacy.

"Xiao Wang, it was fun when you scolded yourself for being an idiot while boiling hot water for me. I still remember it clearly." I threw the freshly peeled walnuts into my mouth, and I felt that he was becoming more and more mentally retarded.

The rain that day was getting heavier and heavier, and Wang Yichen's fever still persisted after taking antipyretics. I was anxious for fear that he would burn out, so I hurriedly found clothes from the cabinet, dressed him, and took him to the hospital.

It is not easy to take a car in rainy days, let alone at night.

I held an umbrella and carried Wang Yichen, who had a fever, on my back, and walked towards the hospital step by step.

Wang Yichen said that there was thunder that night, and I specially found a hat for him to put on to lie to him and said, "This way the thunder can't hit you."

How did I know at the time that this was the first time someone treated this child so badly.

I guarded him all night in the hospital, and when I wanted to call Brother Wang, I found that the phone had long been out of battery and turned off. When it was dawn, I looked at the boy's pale face, and decided that if Wang If brother is really too busy to take care of his son, why not let me really be his uncle.

Wang Yichen told me that, in fact, he didn't sleep at all that night, and kept looking at me secretly.Seeing that I was struggling to fall asleep and almost knocked my head on the table, seeing that I was always by his side, seeing that I was drowsy and did not forget to plug his ears with my hands.

"Actually, I lied to you when I said I was afraid of thunder." Wang Yichen tapped my nose lightly, "I didn't expect Xiao Wang to be so serious and remember so clearly."

"At that time, I didn't know what liking was. I just had a desire from the bottom of my heart. I wanted this person who stayed by my bed to be nice to me all the time, and then when I grew up, I would only be nice to him. good."

"Tsk, your children's liking is really superficial. At that time, I just thought you were pitiful, just like a kitten or dog that no one wants on the side of the road."

"I haven't finished yet. When you carried me to the hospital, I had a high fever accompanied by tinnitus. In a trance, I felt that you were getting farther and farther away from me. I wanted to reach out to grab you, but I couldn't. You turned to me and said , 'Hold tight boy, if you fall you'll be really stupid'."

I nodded, "And then?"

"Then you took me to the hospital."

When I was making the bed at night, I was one step behind the brat, so I could only hug the quilt and go to the living room bitterly.

After turning off the lights, Wang Yichen took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album. There was a photo of Wang Liqun that he secretly took in it.After swiping his fingers a few times, he looked at a side profile photo of Wang Liqun sitting on a chair, and said to himself, "You were sitting like this in the hospital that day. The nurse came in and turned off the lights. I listened to the thunder outside. , when you gently put your hand on my ear and said, 'Don't be afraid, I'll watch over you', I fell in love with you, Xiao Wang."