king and king

5.

Facts have proved that no matter how badass the brat is, once you get to know him well, you won't find him hateful.

I never thought that what Brother Wang said could last as long as three months in a few days.

The frightening thing is that that girl was really caught by Brother Wang, and Wang Yichen also saw it, and asked me like a little idiot that night, if his father would not want him if he had a beautiful young lady.

I said to myself, is it true that you don't have any number in your heart?

Didn't you see who wakes you up early in the past few months and urges you to go to school, and will help you with your math homework after picking you up at night?

Is it your father?

No, it's your uncle!

Your father just has a beautiful young lady and he forgot about you!

But in order not to leave a shadow on the flowers of the motherland, I said to him earnestly: "How can it be, your father will not want you, he is just for a while..."

I suddenly forgot the words, looking at this kid's round eyes, I quickly thought about how to explain to him that his father was just a temporary rise, and there will be many young ladies like this in the future.

Seeing me stuttering for a long time before finishing a complete sentence, this kid suddenly covered my mouth with his hand, and then quickly smacked my face, "Then if my dad doesn't want me anymore, you will take me in, Right?"

Hey, what did I do to make you have such a wrong perception?

I straightened my face, looked at him and said seriously: "Little friend Wang Yichen, did uncle tell you not to smear my face casually anymore?"

The kid nodded.

If you know it and commit it again, you are breaking ground on Tai Sui's face, do you know that?

I feel that I have stayed with him for a long time, and I am about to become a mentally handicapped child. How do you say that sentence, the one who is close to the ink is dark?Yes, that's right.

6.

I've had a rough year.

Speaking of which, I have a little relationship with Brother Wang, the kind of relationship that my fifth aunt and son-in-law are his distant relatives.

The weather in winter is not friendly at all.When I was walking out of the community with a few boxes of gifts, I don't know who killed a thousand dollars and poured water at the door, and it was frozen.

When I stepped on it, I didn't experience any friction pleasure, but it seemed a little slippery.

What's more tragic is that when I fell, the gift box in my hand flew out and hit a passing old man.

If someone passes by at this time, they should be able to prove it to me, I really didn't mean it!

Who knew it would be such a coincidence!

Later, when I arrived at the destination, I was late. Coincidentally, the brat I hadn’t seen for several months was also standing at the door like a stick. I heard him explain why he was late pretending to be melancholy.

The body does not keep pace with the soul.

This reason, really, makes people want to cut him.

Apart from the rise in house prices and the fall in stocks this year, what happened to the market, what I am more concerned about is why Wang Yichen also came.

Later, I heard him admit that he was bored, so I stopped by to see the glutinous rice chicken that I promised to buy for him.

This thing is not for eating, it is an electronic product in the shape of glutinous rice chicken, which is specially used to tell stories to children.

Ah, what should I do if my casual words are taken for granted by others?

As a result, I reluctantly used this year's bonus to buy him glutinous rice chicken as a New Year's gift.

I can't extricate myself from the heartache, and I seem to have felt that the chicken is waving to me with the unique laughter of the brat and saying thank you uncle.

Hehe, the fleeting time is not good.

7.

I was lucky enough to get a chance to be alone with the Goddess.

Or the kind where we can eat together face to face.

But it would have been better if there wasn't a kid sitting next to me barking his teeth.Suddenly I understood why Brother Wang was so eager to leave his son to me to raise.

Oh, and by the way, he recently dated another pretty girl, but I don't know who.However, I don't envy him at all. (No wonder, jealousy has already torn my walls apart)

At night, when I was lying on the bed, I was still smashing the bar, reminiscing about the feeling of touching the goddess's slender white hands inadvertently during the day, but this kid stared at me for a long time with disgust.

When the boy turned over in the middle of the night and stretched out his arms, my neck was chilled by his hands. After the incident, he told me innocently, who told me to warm my neck.

I'm so angry, but thinking about getting up early tomorrow, it's my loss to lose a second of sleep now.So, there's no point in sulking with a brat, right?

I may have seriously underestimated my ability before. After having a meal with the goddess, she took the initiative to come to me the next day and expressed that she wanted to have further contact with me.Looking at this woman who has made me feel uncomfortable since high school, I agreed to her request without hesitation, but I seemed to hear her say, please let me persuade Wang Yichen to accept her?

God, did she misunderstand something?

Although I look a bit old, I'm really not that brat's father!

But I still have to complete what the goddess told me, even though I always feel that something is wrong.

After a year, I feel that I have a deeper understanding of Wang Yichen. In fact, apart from the fact that this child has mistakes in his own cognition, other aspects... As a fifth grade elementary school student, he is really not bad .

Look at the kids at this age, either they are still immersed in cartoons and cannot extricate themselves, or they sneakily touch his father's mobile phone to trick their teammates, and some precocious kids are thinking about some weird problems.However, Wang Yichen is different. He is taken to school by his father every day, and he fights tenaciously against the exercises in elementary school textbooks with a strange sense of superiority.It's worth mentioning that Brother Wang didn't know which muscle was pulled, but he actually agreed to Wang Yichen's unreasonable request to skip a grade, of course the premise is that he must pass the math test.

In the evening, I took out the lollipop he put in his mouth seriously, and he stared at me blankly for a while, then took out another lollipop from his pocket and put it in my hand.

The brat didn't say cut his nails when they grew. It hurts when I swipe my finger twice in my palm.

I cleared my throat, "That Yichen, what do you think of the aunt we had dinner with yesterday?"

"not good."

excuse me?Dare to say that my goddess is not good?Boy, are you tired of living?

"What's wrong? Auntie is beautiful, she speaks well, she is so gentle, and she treats you so well. She bought you so many delicious and fun things as soon as we met..." If no one stops me , I can go on for three days and three nights without panting.

"It's just not good." He said this suddenly, before I could show my temper, he suddenly touched my eyes, "When you look at her, you don't see me in your eyes."

Isn't this nonsense, I can't see you in my eyes when I look at your dad, son!And if you touch my eyes with your hand, just touch it, don't use so much force, you will poke me blind, you know?

But after my tireless persuasion, Wang Yichen changed his view.For the first time, I feel that the communication between the two of us is still very effective.

8.

What's the most stupid experience you've ever felt?

what is itOf course, it was sold and given to raise children for nothing.

My Goddess and Brother Wang ended their long-distance love race after two years and entered the palace of happy marriage.

I just want to say about this, Mom sells batches.

On the day of the wedding, I drank a lot, but miraculously, my brain continued to function in an orderly manner.

Xiao has been thinking about the goddess for so long, so she just married someone else. Oh, I'm going. The more I think about it, the more sad it gets. The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable it gets. When I was about to fall asleep, I heard someone say in a daze, "It's so big. Crying after crying, shame on face."

When I woke up, I was stuffed with mashed potatoes, the kind with a lot of ketchup.

You don't need to think about who can do such a weird thing.

"I said you dead boy, why are you giving me this food?"

The person sitting on my bed playing with his mobile phone didn't even lift his eyelids, "I just bought it, eat it while it's hot."

Brother, your way of comforting people is a bit special.

This one was just transferred from the headquarters, and his name is Liu Yue.I don't know if it's a coincidence or fate, but I knew him in school before, and I even borrowed 50 yuan from him.When the two of us reunited in the company, the first thing he said was, "You still owe me 50 yuan." I was so scared that I quickly covered his mouth with my hands. It's not good for them to have any negative perception of me.

But the action of me covering Liu Yue's mouth seems to have left them with an even more irreversible perception.

I gave an expressionless 'oh' and stuffed the mashed potatoes next to me into my mouth one by one. As I ate it, I found out that the taste of this thing was really good.

Logically speaking, the goddess is married to Brother Wang, and Wang Yichen has a mother, so my task of raising children should be over.

But what I never expected is that there are still many points of intersection between Wang Yichen and me.

During the National Day [-]th holiday, after silently eating a few mouthfuls of dog food, I came to the playground in the city center and put on this embarrassing bunny outfit. In fact, despite the appearance, I am still very happy to wear it Yes, after putting it on, stand at the gate of the playground and hand out balloons to the little kids passing by. It will not only keep you warm but also make money, no loss!

But, after watching a little loli bouncing away with a turtle doll, I saw Wang Yichen, who was wearing a new suit, standing opposite me with a lonely expression on his face, his father and my goddess Not far away, they were laughing and playing, the goddess fell shyly into Brother Wang's arms, and then they did some actions that were not suitable for children.

I turned around silently, leaving two lines of tears.

When I regained my composure, Wang Yichen was already in front of me. He tugged at the tail of the rabbit behind his clothes, but he didn't know what he wanted to do.

I handed him the balloon, and I was so scared that I didn't even dare to say anything. This kid is really smart, and it takes a few minutes to tell people by their voices.

After he took one, he still didn't leave. He raised his head and continued to stare at me. I felt terrified of being stared at by him, and I didn't care about the bullshit rules, so I quickly gave him another balloon.The scary thing is, he hasn't left yet.

What a cowardly person I am, hurry up and pray silently in your heart, little ancestor, you can go away quickly, what's so good about an ugly pink rabbit that can't be more ugly?