king and king

1. The first time I saw that brat, he was hiding behind the cupboard and crying, crying heartbreakingly, for fear that his father would not know that he was howling.

I went to ask him what was going on, and he said to me with snot and tears, "Have you ever experienced despair?"

Suddenly, he really wanted to beat up this brat like his father, and let him speak human words.

This boy is the son of my immediate boss, Brother Wang. Brother Wang divorced his wife in the early years, leaving behind such a boy who harms the world. His name is Wang Yichen.He cried because he felt that his IQ was off the charts, and that hot school and the stupid humans in the school could no longer satisfy his desire for knowledge, so...he decided to transfer schools and skip grades.

Brother Wang told me beforehand that Wang Yichen studied one year later than his peers, and he was asked to skip a grade when he was in elementary school. Who would have thought that such an experience would leave Wang Yichen with the feeling of "I'm awesome, I'm super good, Got a ten in math because that stupid mortal didn't know how to teach me this genius' concept.

"I can't help him like this. He's like my ancestor. He cries at every turn. It's not like when I was a child... Ahem, it's far away. As for me, I know that Xiao Wang is a high-achieving student who just graduated, so I want you to help me. Take me with you for a few days, and by the way, educate this kid well. If you don’t obey me, beat him up. Anyway, you are not his father, so don’t worry about it. The little bastard who beats you is obedient. for you."

Brother Wang smoked a cigarette after explaining his tasks to me. When I heard about the next year's bonus, I lost all the energy I had in my heart.

Quickly sneak to the cupboard to see what's going on with the kid.

When he saw me coming, he started to bleed tears in his eyes again.

The kid is pretty good, but unfortunately this trick doesn't work for me.As Brother Wang said, I don't need to feel sorry for him if I'm not his father.

Probably because he noticed that I was different from the ghosts and ghosts his father had found in the past, he wiped his dirty sleeves on his face, and immediately looked at me with a fierce expression.

A kid is a kid, I don't know how ridiculous it is for him to stare at people with those swollen walnut-like eyes.

I stepped forward and touched his head, but it didn't feel very good, and my hands were greasy.

Maybe the children brought up by single fathers have such a common problem called sloppy.

I remembered that it was the same when I was a child. My father didn’t care much about me. Every day I was like a worker who went down to dig coal, and I felt extremely honorable.

"Tell uncle honestly, why do you want to transfer schools?"

"They don't know the law, and they're still a bunch of Muggles."

This kid, I'm afraid there is something wrong with his brain.Just skipping a grade, if you don't repeat a grade, it's already a blessing from God.

But who is my Xiao Wang, no matter how difficult this kid is to deal with the pair of male and female demons from my aunt's house?If Brother Wang hadn't come to see me, I would have almost forgotten that my undergraduate major was primary education.

Pull this kid up and bring him to Brother Wang, and pat his chest to promise, Brother Wang, you can leave at ease, and within a week, I will educate this child for you.

Then I didn't realize that I was fooled by Brother Wang and brought him a child for several days.

When I took him home, Uncle Zhang, the gatekeeper in the community, looked at me differently immediately.

When passing by Aunt Liu's supermarket downstairs, the stinky boy yelled for popsicles, but the cream flavor was not enough for him, and he yelled for strawberry flavor.

Strawberry flavor, this kid quite understands it. Of the six flavors of popsicles, only the strawberry flavor is not frozen with plain water mixed with saccharin.

Xiao Li, who lived across from me, happened to come down to buy cigarettes. When he saw me with such a child, he said something that made me want to slap him on the spot: "Damn, Xiao Wang, you are so old, I really can't tell ah."

2. This kid is a genius, he sat down obediently inside with me when we got home, and even stretched out the half-bitten popsicle to me for me to take a bite, but when I saw that the popsicle was vaguely covered with his When drooling, I decisively refused.

I got him a basin of water to wash his hair, and I was in a hurry to leave without bringing him some clothes. Forget it, let’s buy a suit first, and treat it as a gift from my uncle to the child.

A towel was wrapped around Wang Yichen's head, and he sat on the sofa shaking his legs.

In fact, this kid is pretty good-looking if you look closely. He perfectly avoids his father's small eyes, nose bridge, and big pie face, but there is one thing that makes me convinced that this is Brother Wang's own son. Brother Wang has a mole on the corner of his mouth, and all the matchmakers in the past had this mole.

When his hair was dry, I had a serious conversation with him for the third time.

"Why do you want to transfer?"

"They bullied me."

Hey, there is a door.I hurriedly continued to ask questions.

"Who bullied you? Why didn't you sue the teacher?"

"The second fat in the class, the teacher said I deserve it."

As soon as I heard it, I became angry. How can the current teacher trample on the flowers of the motherland like this?

"Why did Er Fatty bully you?"

Wang Yichen shut his mouth suddenly, jumped off the sofa and ran to me, then jumped on my leg with lightning speed, and bit my ear with one bite.

That day, my tragic screams echoed throughout the corridor and could not stop for a long time.People who didn't know thought I was raped by gay guys.

Take the child and take myself to the hospital, I may be No.1 in the world.But thanks to him, Brother Wang, who was out of town, immediately asked the HR department to grant me several days off.

The brat's teeth were so hard that I couldn't get over the pain for several days.But I didn't beat him in the end, because he told me that he was playing games with Erpang, and whoever lost would have to be punished. Erpang's Shasha squinted his eyes, so he bit Erpang.

So why give me a reenactment?The answer Wang Yichen gave me was that he looked into my ear and was hungry.

hungry?Suddenly, I still wanted to beat him.

It rained at night, Wang Yichen moaned on my bed and asked me to come and accompany him.

Okay, it just so happens that I don't want to sleep on that hard sofa anymore.

Wang Yichen was afraid of thunder, so he huddled under the quilt and covered his ears. Looking at this pitiful little figure, I put one arm around him, closed my eyes and listened to the thunder, and fell asleep unexpectedly.

In the middle of the night, I felt something small was biting me, so I opened my eyes quickly to see the pain, good guy, Wang Yichen lay on me and gnawed on my neck, one bite after another, even licking.I was so frightened that I immediately turned on the desk lamp beside me and pushed the kid away. He seemed to have woken up too, and asked me with half-opened eyes, "Uncle, have you seen my strawberry popsicles?"

I think it was good tempered that I didn't beat him to death.

3. Wang Yichen, who was pulled off the merry-go-round by my neck, was limp like a chick that had been poured in cold water.

"Tell me, how did you get here from school?"

"I don't want to go to school."

I don't want to go to work yet, and I'm not as free and easy as you kid.

This 11-year-old brat always makes me doubt life every minute.

"Why don't you want to go to school? Talk to your uncle." I'll beat you to death if you don't give a perfect reason.

Sitting on the back seat of my bicycle, Wang Yichen lowered his head and said sullenly, "I still failed the math test."

"That's okay, wait for your dad to come back and ask him to find you a tutor. It's not that my uncle is bragging about you. I was not good at math when I was a child. Later, I found a teacher to be a tutor. From then on, I will be the little prince of Math Olympiad in our class. "There are hundreds of lessons in one class. If you don't learn well, my father will greet you with a slap in the face. What uncle taught you is a lesson with blood.

Wang Yichen didn't know if he listened, so I sent him to school by bicycle.

Thank goodness, Brother Wang came back this afternoon.My time of raising children should be over, and of course, a better tomorrow will begin.

In the afternoon, Brother Wang came back in a hurry, and insisted on taking me to dinner at night, saying that he would like to thank me for taking care of his son these days.

Joke, am I the kind of person who asks me to go?

Actually, I am.

4. I didn't expect that after eating this meal, I would be dragged into the thief boat again by Brother Wang.

Young and promising, a top student from a prestigious school, the young man most favored by the company, Brother Wang got me drunk in a few words, and seemed to have agreed to some terrible condition inexplicably when he was delirious.

When I woke up in the morning, my head was still hurting, and I felt something hot on my stomach. I squinted my eyes and looked, what the hell, why is this brat still hugging me to sleep?Looking up again, what happened to the sheep from the green grassland that suddenly appeared from the Ultraman Tiga and Transformers on the wall?

But it doesn't matter.The important thing is, who am I?where am I?What is the situation?

Wait, it seems that there is no need to answer the question of who am I, so let's solve the question of where I am first.

Wang Yichen's little paws were still hanging on my waist, and I couldn't get up, so I could only open my eyes and stare at the big eyes of the sheep on top of my head.

Soon the kid got up, and then he didn't know why he was going crazy, and he gave me a 'baji' in the face, his soft lips pressed against my face, and I blushed from the kiss.

"Good morning, uncle."

Hey, why haven't you been so polite a few days ago?Could it be that you finally realized that Uncle treats you well?Then ask your dad to raise my salary, plus a year-end bonus this year would be great.

After Wang Yichen kissed me, I went down to the ground, leaving me lying on the bed alone thinking about life.

When I came out of Wang's house, I kept trying to open a ladle for myself to see if it was filled with paste.

Brother Wang said that he saw a chick outside, with a thin waist, long legs and a big butt, and he planned to spend a few days outside, and then his little ancestor would belong to me.

He also said that the little ancestor of his family liked me very much.This can be overthrown, people who like me not only my parents, but also my father and mother, who is this brat?

However, hehe, if Brother Wang really succeeds, I might be able to save my money.