After becoming a male goblin

Living in this deep mountain and old forest really feels like years.

The night was long, and it troubled even the goblins.Even though it is summer, the days here are abnormally short and the nights are long, forming a world of its own, as if it is far away from the outside world.

Estimated the time, it was no more than six o'clock, but it was already dark around.

I never knew mimosa extract was so good at hearing.I just thought about things and didn't pay much attention to them. Now I want to go to bed early and find that my ears are filled with the undulating sounds of frogs and crickets, in patches without any interruption...

I go!The sounds came and went densely, not close, but filled the entire space.

My ears were numb and my face was going to explode.I gathered the leaves on the stalk, wishing I could turn the whole grass into a small bamboo pole, which was next to the tree trunk behind me.Close your eyes, you still have to go to bed early - you won't know anything when you fall asleep.There was everything in the dream, and in the dream, I didn't have to wait until he became an adult, he could directly rub Zhang Shu on the ground and shut him up in the dark room.

This sound really made me uncomfortable to listen to, and there were continuous shouts from a distance, even if it was haunted, it was nothing more than that.

Zhang Shu, you bastard!I don't even choose a good place to throw it away. I don't know if I am delicate now? ! !

Just throw me here, and you go back to enjoy the beauty by yourself, you bastard!

"You can't turn off the lights at night", "I will always be with you", "It's too dark, come to sleep"... Zhang Shu, you are a big liar!Deceive my youth, steal my first kiss, you bastard!

The noise was so disturbing that I couldn't fall asleep. When I opened my eyes, it was pitch black, and Mr. Cat was too dark to see. I didn't know if he had run away.

This place is so spooky!There are so many caterpillars that you don't need money to pay him back. He crawls so fast, he doesn't know how to be considerate of his companions, the cat demon who warms up the scene, and the frogs and crickets who cry so densely and loudly that they are weird... Zhang Shu, you birdman is not a good thing!

Taking a few deep breaths, the anger grew.Everything in his field of vision was dark, and he wanted to yell and vent.

At this moment, Uncle Cat finally said: "Why are you so noisy, I don't want to sleep with you!"

The sound was not loud, but it had an inexplicable penetrating power, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet, and the countless groups of frogs and crickets disappeared instantly, as if they had been scalded by a pot of hot water.

Uncle Cat opened his eyes, and there were only two dim lights of him in the darkness.

Swallowed back the "Zhang Shu, you bastard" that came to his lips, and changed his words: "You are still the best."

Xuan Ge let out a lazy "meow" and said, "Thank you." His voice was a bit vague and dragged out, as if he was talking while yawning.

I can't see any expression on his face, but the tone of his voice is somewhat familiar, and his arrogant appearance is also very discerning.

Lazy and arrogant...

"Are you Xiao Li's cat?"

After a while, Xuan Ge replied slowly: "I was raised by Zhang Shu before." The voice was slow and lazy, as if he didn't pay much attention to this question.

before?

That is to say, he was also discarded by the birdman Zhang Shu now?

Zhang Shu, you see a bastard who raises one and loses another!

Why didn't I realize that Zhang Shu was so unreliable when we were dating!I don't know people clearly!

When I met "difficult brothers and sisters" in this kind of situation, I was sad and happy, and my mood was mixed and difficult to express.

When encountering such a thing, I always have a certain sense of identity, and finally have a sense of peace of mind that I have found a large team.

"Zhang Shu is not a bastard. I was also raised by him. You said that if he didn't plan to take good care of me, he wouldn't raise me at all. If he didn't want to raise me, he would throw it into the mountain. I don't know if anyone will pass by. Zhang Shu did such a great job that I never had a chance to find someone else. Zhang Shu is too unreliable..."

"Brother, we have to support and help each other in the future."

Perhaps there was a consensus on the point of making complaints about Zhang Shu, Xuan Ge quickly answered this time: "I can take you to practice together, but if you want to be as ruthless as Zhang Shu, don't blame me for being a hot hand." Destroy the flowers."

At this time, it is real to hit the hammer: "Of course, if you are a man, you can't do Zhang Shu's trouble. From now on, we will help each other and make progress together!"

When I said this, I was very firm and sincere.How can never imagine the future is that scene.

Dahei will not be boring at night, especially suitable for gossip and complaints, especially when both parties have a common object of complaints.

When I said that I was Zhang Shu's first love, I took a special look at Xuan Ge, but unfortunately, Xuan Ge probably really stayed in the wilderness for a long time and didn't know what first love and homosexual love are, so I didn't respond , just quietly listening to my complaints.

Under this condition, we can't ask an illiterate wild cat to cheer up and spout words, such as "It's too scumbag to treat a first love like this. I didn't expect Zhang Shu to be such a scumbag behind his back." The audience is also very good.

A few years ago, Zhang Shu was still a boring gourd, and he had to avoid everyone even with a small kiss.

"Kiss to avoid everyone. Is Zhang Shu afraid that you will rely on him? I really don't take it seriously."

I didn't expect Uncle Mao to be interested in kissing, but I couldn't smear Zhang Shu for no reason, I explained: "No, we were all young at that time, and we were all in charge. It’s really bad. There’s nothing wrong with him doing it.”

Xuan Ge asked again: "You said he was right, so why are you dissatisfied now?"

Of course, I can't say that sometimes I feel that I want to have a surprise surprise, and I will be rejected. I can only laugh: "Isn't Xi Shi in the eye of the beholder, and you have to find fault in the egg when you break up."

Xuan Ge didn't answer, and didn't know what it was thinking.

To say that being together at the beginning was really like being a thief, but now that I think about it, I feel quite aggrieved.

If I want to touch Zhang Shu a few times, I will get into trouble, and he also said, "There should be a relationship between lovers, I will touch me back wherever you touch me", tsk, I don't know how much tofu he has occupied.

If you want to let him go, you can ignore people for three days. After living together, you only cook and don’t wash the dishes. When you sleep, you can only hug and not kiss. You don’t brush your teeth in the morning and don’t even give a good morning kiss. From time to time, you go out all day. Son……

Xuan Ge, the object of the confidant, is barely a passing grade, and he doesn't have much to say, although it may be because he has been separated from human society for too long and has not kept up with the times and has become "illiterate".

Uncle Cat doesn't respond to "first love", "same sex, love, people", "putting dog food", "turning back grass", it has been left here for several years?The hair is so long that no one can take care of it. It's really pitiful.

If I hadn't met it, maybe I wouldn't have been much better off, not to mention that I don't have any companions to talk to pass the time, and maybe I've been eaten bare by those caterpillars...

Zhang Shu, you son of a bitch, you want to lose me even if you planted me...

Later, I was really sleepy, and after telling Xuan Ge not to run around at night and sleep well, I fell asleep.

In a daze, I seemed to have drawn a big cake: "Xuan Ge, let's leave here tomorrow, you take me, I will show you the way, and we will go to a well-off life together."

Then I lost consciousness, and I don't know if Xuan Ge agreed.

In the middle of the night, I felt a little itchy. There seemed to be something on it between the branches. It was uncomfortable. I couldn't wake up, and I couldn't avoid it.

It's so annoying, itching and dreaming again, it doesn't matter if it takes up the sleep time, I woke up from a dream in the middle of the night and didn't remember anything.

The feng shui here is bad.

Waking up in the morning, the itching from last night didn't seem to have completely gone away.

I was so frightened that the first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to lower my head to check if I was missing any leaves or roots. Fortunately, there was no trauma, and it was not a caterpillar attack.

Xuan Ge, this guy, just paid attention to his own sleep, but he didn't find any strange things attached to him. This bodyguard is too dereliction of duty, he needs to be educated!

Looking at the past, this guy is still in the same position as last night, and his posture hasn't changed a bit.Is there really no cramp if I don't move in one position all night?Eyes closed, still sleeping!

I called it: "Xuan Ge woke up, find something to eat, and then let's get out of here."

Well, I'm very knowledgeable about current affairs, it's not good to train a cat early in the morning, and I don't know if Uncle Cat is getting angry, I can't afford to provoke him for the time being, at least I have to coax him before leaving this barren mountain.

Xuan Ge didn't open his eyes right away, but opened his mouth wide and let out a long and big yawn, then scratched his face with his front paws, probably opened his eyes after he was awake, and asked lazily: "What's the rush?" What are you doing leaving?"

"I'm panicked at the place where the scum stayed. I can't stay for a second. Let's go and find something to eat after leaving here." If I can't offend Mr. Mao, I can't offend Zhang Shu, a big scum. Minutes to hack him.

Xuan Ge: "You don't want to see Zhang Shu so much? After all, it's also your first love."

Xuan Ge said last night how bad Zhang Shu is, always bullying senior brother Xiao He, but I think Xiao He is too bad, and secondly, I want to play with him too.

"First love is a fart! If I care about him, I'm a fart. Don't talk about it, take me quickly and go."

Although Hei is a very cool person, it is still terrible to think about him early in the morning.

After waiting for a while, he still didn't move. I was impatient: "Xuan Ge, you can't walk without eating, right? You should be quicker, man."

Just after saying this, there was a voice: "Xuan Ge, let's go."

Alas, this voice is very similar to Zhang Shu's, is it coming from above?Look up, look up.Uh(⊙o⊙)..., the purpose of entry is...the crotch.

No matter how you look at this part, you are familiar with it.

Tilt your head, aim, scare!

Turn into a scumbag, Zhang Shu!

"Meow~"

"I didn't get eaten up by the bugs, what a fate." Zhang Shu's voice was neither yin nor yang.

"……"I……

"Zhang Shu, bend down a little, you won't be tired if you go down the mountain so straight, I'll be tired, I can't hold you like this."

"Zhang Shu, did you suffer from evil? Or did your conscience suddenly realize that what you did was too scumbag?"

"Xuan Ge, the air here is quite good. No wonder your hair is so smooth. It turns out that you have a cat in a good mountain and river. Sigh, by the way, isn't there a mountain spring in this mountain? Where is it?"

"Let me just say, Zhang Shunei is just a dull gourd, and he doesn't say a word for a long time. He doesn't even know how to tease a cat."

"Xuan Ge, come down, it's not fun to be on a tree, come here, squat on Zhang Shu's shoulder, let's chat."

"Zhang Shu, what's wrong with you? Throw me on the mountain for one night and then go up the mountain to find me. Don't say anything, you just want to solve the problem and forget about me. Only ghosts believe this."

"Xuan Ge, let me tell you, when a man decides to give up a handsome tree with a crooked neck, that's when the man starts to seize a large forest!" It's not bad to teach.

The author has something to say: I don’t know if there will be an angel who can read the foreshadowing I buried, let’s just let it happen