After becoming a male goblin

so fluffy... long hair

I looked around, but there was no sign of a cat.

"Could it be that he is really a cat fairy, a master cat who has become a genius? Cats should eat meat, and insects are rich in protein..." Before I could finish my whisper, I heard a heavy "huh".

I don't know if it's "species advantage", but I always feel that there is a cat's "meow" sound in this arrogant snort.

I pressed my lips and looked up to look around.This look up just happened to see Uncle Cat doing a falling movement from top to bottom.

The somewhat thick figure straightened its back, and with a slight force on its hind legs, it jumped and fell from the tall pine branch.The shiny long hair fluttered like this, as if wearing a wool cape.It's really a wild cat. It's really hot eyes if it doesn't trim such long hair.

I think there should be a compliment here: "It's so elegant..." Hearing a "bang", he could only change his mouth to "...long hair."

Obviously, this uncle cat does not have the legendary super balance ability. The cat in front of him did not land on his front feet first and his back legs on the ground as expected. Instead, he kissed the ground with his stomach directly touching the ground and his limbs spread out. The fallen leaves on the first floor were shaken and a few dead leaves were raised.The dead leaves fell back to the ground, and one fell on Mao Hero's ear.

Mao Daxia stood up and was busy removing the fallen leaves from his body first.

I leaned my back on the tree trunk and watched the hero cat that fell from the sky wobble around in circles.It's fun.

This uncle Mao finally swept the fallen leaves off his ears with the long hairs on his paws. He shook his whole body a few times, shaking off all the long black hairs, and then he put his hind legs forward and forward. The elegant posture of superimposed hind and front paws, it is estimated that this cat uncle is a particular person, he raised his head and chest, and lifted his hips vigorously.It was really hard, and I could clearly see that its buttocks were raised by two centimeters.

I grinned happily when I saw this uncle cat with one yellow and one blue pupil. Why do you say you are such a cat, and there are no female cats here to watch.

Uncle Cat glanced at me arrogantly, then closed his eyes, stopped barking, and pretended to be a stone statue.

After a while, Uncle Cat was still standing there so pretty.

I was also surprised: "What are you doing?"

Expected no response.

A closer look revealed that the cat had sunlight on its back and buttocks.

Tsk, this cat is basking in the sun (fart. ass), and sleeping?

Rolling your eyes--running to sleep in this sacred mountain, posing in such a pretentious pose, what kind of virtue?Or are wild cats like this...

In the deep mountains and wild forests, the long time, I am afraid that I will go crazy.Finally, an animal with a little understanding of human nature came here, which made me feel a little bit more at ease, and saying something would relax my nerves: "You were also thrown out? Your hair has become a walking mop, How long have you been wandering in this mountain? It's not bad to be able to keep it so clean, do you often swim in the water to take a bath?"

"We are destined to meet each other in this place where the birds are flying all over the sky. I said you should stay here and not leave. I will protect you from now on, so you don't have to be beaten and beaten all day long... um , I will give you a meal of meat when I become an adult."

"How long have you been in this land? I said you are not the first brother in this mountain, are you? Or are those bugs so afraid of you?" After talking so much, the uncle cat ignored me and didn't even move. Either it's lazy, or it's just an ordinary feral cat.

"By the way, what's your name?"

……

Still nothing.

Sure enough, he was discarded since he was a child. He didn't even have a name, and he really felt sorry for each other. "Long hair doesn't sound good. Little blacks are everywhere, so why don't you call him Hei Mao."

"Are you illiterate?"

Alas, this is not my voice, um, yes, it is not my voice, so... really met a monster?

I was nervous for a moment, I just said so many bad things, I heard that cats are stingy and vengeful, "You... are you a cat or a demon?"

Uncle Cat didn't even open his eyes: "It's you, Uncle Cat."

The voice came out without moving his mouth, he was really a monster, a cat monster.

He is still a cat demon with a bad temper, who will scold him if he disagrees with him.

I am your second uncle.

It is bound to be strong, it has more hair than me, it must not be able to do it, and it is not ashamed to bow your head and be small, and I don't have such a thing as a face now.

Moreover, the old lady mentioned something, the cat had to follow along: "Then what is the name of the cat uncle?"

"Tsk, I didn't read Feng Shui while walking around, I really encountered illiterate."

What's the matter with this cat demon!Is really illiterate ah!Say "illiterate" to a pre-human with a master's degree in me.To actually believe in "feng shui" is really a feudal thought that pricks cats' paws deeply, even if they become spirits, they can't get rid of them.

"My name is Cheng Bei, the name of Uncle Cat?"

This cat is still very proud, it made me stand still coquettishly with numb legs, and said two words lightly: "Xuan Ge."

Brother Xuan?What?The cat demon still calls brother?

For a moment I couldn't figure out which word it was, so I kept silent and looked at Mr. Cat eagerly.

Uncle Cat finally opened his eyes a little, glanced at me, and added: "Xuan of Xuanwu, Ge of fighting."

"I know." It's impossible for this wild cat to claim the title of "illiterate".

Then, then the uncle cat shut his mouth and eyes, and stopped talking.But I still have to ask some questions: "Are you going to be here for a long time?"

Silent, quiet, Uncle Cat doesn't give me face at all, and doesn't give me any response.

It's not a time of embarrassment or embarrassment, as long as Mr. Cat is here, even if he puts on a posture and doesn't move, I don't care about me, and I don't have a word of complaint.

I'm just afraid that Uncle Cat doesn't care about my afterlife. As it is, it must not know the virtues of helping each other, supporting each other, punishing evil and promoting good.And my male goblin must not be attractive to it, it will definitely not care whether I live or die, maybe it will leave without the sun.Can I live if it's gone?So many bugs drooling at me it's killing me! .

While racking his brains to get a good topic, Uncle Mao said, "Probably."

Two words, how concise and concise, really carry out the nobility and glamor of the cat group!I really want to applaud Mr. Cat!

Phew, my life was saved tonight.

This uncle cat thinks I'm noisy, for the sake of world peace, the harmony of goblins, and the safety of my life, it's better not to bother this uncle cat.

It was a tossing day, with ups and downs of mood, bothering and saliva, and the little caterpillars dare not move at the moment, just in time to bask in the sun, carry out photosynthesis, replenish physical strength, and recuperate.

The sun was setting and the sky above the dense forest was still sunny, but it was already dark in the forest.

Seeing that the day is almost completely dark, it is very uncomfortable to be so silent, and his mouth is a little itchy: "Xuan Ge, or you don't leave, that's great, there are no people, no beasts, no caterpillars. It's quite clean, and staying here for a while will help you practice."

This time it answered quickly: "Don't compare me with you, you are a weed, but I am not."

Treat me like a weed?What an uneducated wild cat.

I correct it: "I'm a male mimosa."

Even if I'm thrown into this barren mountain, it still doesn't change the fact that I'm a rare and precious male mimosa, and I can't even ask for it.Zhang Shu was blinded by the little goblin and didn't know what to do!

The young master's worth is on the line, he is different from you, a wild cat demon.

I don't know that my words hit the point of Uncle Cat, but it took the initiative to say that it would stay here overnight.Before he had time to be happy and touched, Uncle Cat became arrogant: "I know you are afraid of death, but for the sake of being a shy mimosa, I will barely protect you."

Sure enough, animals like cats cannot look at them with a sensible and generous look.

"You are afraid that you won't be able to sleep and you are not allowed to talk and disturb me, or I will eat you first."

This... who do you think you are scaring?You, a carnivorous animal, actually threatened me with such grass-eating words?

The wild cat is really awkward and has a big temper.

The one who can eat meat is the uncle, and the one who can run and fight is the second uncle, and they all have to be offered.

However, it's finally a companion.

The basic grass safety is guaranteed, and there is no need to worry about being uprooted by passing herbivores, eating them in their mouths, swallowing them, and going through five cycles of reincarnation.

It was completely dark, and there was no light at all in the woods. The surroundings were quiet, and the crickets were a little far away.

Heart tired, body tired, but still no sleepiness.

I began to seriously think about the way out—I must let Uncle Xuan Ge take me with me to "practice".

Let's not talk about Master Xuan Ge's subjective wishes, it's just that my objective conditions are difficult.

As for Xuan Ge, although he has matured, he has no human form. He is a native-born reptile with four claws. He can't let him stand on his hind legs and hold me with his front paws, right?

It's so hard to die, Zhang Shu's flowerpot is made of ceramics, but it's not light, slippery, and not resistant to falling or beating at all.Uncle Labor Cat holding it to "practice"?It's scary to think about it.

He looked up and down carefully at Xuan Ge several times, except for the shiny and smooth black long hair covering his whole body that could almost mop the floor, he couldn't see anything else for the time being, and he didn't know if he could transform into a solid human form. .

My mouth is itchy and I want to talk, but I am worried about annoying it, so let's talk about it tomorrow.

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The wild child still has a collection, happy