After becoming a male goblin

I really can't cheer up, I can only watch Zhang Shu drive the car out of the urban area, I dare not blink more along the way, I am afraid that I will become refined and return to human form and I will not be able to find my way back ——I have never believed in the fact that if you become a spirit, you will be able to turn the former Lu Chi into a spirit with a full sense of direction.

The car had already driven to the suburbs, and continued to drive further away without stopping.The bad feeling is getting stronger and stronger: Zhang Shu is not going to take me to some deep mountain and wild forest, right?Does it really need to be so hard on a grass?If it is put in the big forest, I will definitely have to transfer it for ten or eight years before it can be transferred out!Zhang Shu, don't forget that when we went hiking together, I almost called the police and someone took me back to find you!

The car drove very far, very far, I suspect that it has crossed the city, or crossed the province?

Don't talk about the sense of distance with a road idiot, now the Cao family just wants to stretch their heads and aim at the navigator, remembering the name of the destination.A road idiot will not think about memorizing the route navigation map-does it make a difference whether he remembers the route map when he arrives in the local area?Even if you use your mobile phone to navigate, you will still go astray. What can you expect?But I just don't like to let others hear the route reminder. It's not a good experience to be always pulled by the warm-hearted uncle to give directions.

The scenery outside the car is not recognizable at all, but how can I remember the road?

Across a wall of glass, the outside is sunny, but the inside is dark, and the roots in the soil are mostly cold.

A bunch of mountain holes, isn't it really a small valley that has just been discovered and just started to be developed?

I am not harsh, but here is really a small ravine, not one, but a series of ravines connected to each other. Aren’t the piles of unbroken ravines just a pile of caves?

The road is very small, and it is estimated that two cars driving side by side will be crowded; the road is not straight, and in just one minute, I have followed the car to turn a dozen or so corners, all of which are close to 1 degrees. ; This road was built around the mountains, yes, it was built around the mountains, surrounded by tall mountains, I was a city dweller when I was still a person, the only time I went out of the city was to go hiking and camping in the suburbs, and that time They have never left the boundaries of the city, and it was only after Zhang Shu spent a long time that time that he reluctantly accompanied him.It was the first time I saw such a tall and rolling mountain range with my own eyes. It was clearly displayed on the car at 47:[-] noon, but the surrounding area was dark, more like the brightness of the sun setting at five or six in the afternoon.There are tall trees all around, densely packed, covering layers, even if the sun is directly above, not much sunlight can shine in, not to mention that there is no sun in the sky directly above, and it is even darker.

It is a good place to kill people.

Caught off guard, he turned a corner again, only his heels were still planted in the flower pot, and his head was thrown into Zhang Shu's arms. It was hard like when there was no human body, and the soft feeling when it crashed into a block of tofu. Wet to the touch.In this way, the whole spiritual body is bent and uncomfortable, but, before leaving, he can't let this person go - gnawing tofu!He rubbed his head against Zhang Shu's arms several times.Later, my head became dizzy and I felt like I was about to vomit, so I quickly moved away.

Shaking his head, he threw out all those messy thoughts—isn't it about self-reliance in the mountains and the wild, thinking so much and thinking that it can scare Lu Chi to death!

Finally, I left the gloomy little road behind, ah no, the main meaning I want to express is: I finally saw people.Well, there are real people, firewood burning fireworks.At this time, it was 12:30, and everyone in the village was cooking.

Speaking of which, with Zhang Shudai, there were really many firsts—the first time I went camping in the city, the first time I experienced first love and broken love, the first time I failed to be a man and became a male tree. The spirit of Mimosa is the first time I have seen what is called a ravine full of birds flying everywhere...

That's right, Zhang Shu wanted to leave me, a city dweller, in this ravine full of flying birds.

There is no running away, this person is planning to come to this mountain valley to climb the mountain, and he just took me along, and "put me back to nature" by the way, and left me to fend for myself.

This man is climbing a mountain now, really climbing a mountain.Seeing that the village is close in front of us, but this man parked his car at the foot of a mountain in front of the village without entering the village, and insisted on taking me out of the car and going up the mountain together!

The road up the mountain is not like the mountain road that I camped with and artificial steps. This is a real pure mountain road, with no broken dirt and gravel along the way, and the soles of his shoes are stained with mud.

I really want to say that this man is a weirdo, you can't refute it-it's not easy to walk this kind of bumpy and rugged mountain road, and you have to take me on it. Although it is fast, I still feel very unstable.

Of course, I was also very dissatisfied: "Master Zhang Shu! I was so dizzy by you! Let me down, just throw me here!" I am now lying on his body, stretching my neck and shouting into his ear .

This posture is really aggrieved - the current spirit body is only one-third of the original body size, I am afraid that this person will suddenly become too big and I will fall to the ground, so I can only hug him tightly, hanging on the body like a child in his arms.The hateful thing is that I can't piss on him yet, I'm not happy!

Unexpectedly, he was bumped again, and almost couldn't grab his neck.Tighten up, glance, I'll go, who said it's easy to go down the mountain?This mountain road with [-] turns and [-] turns is really not for people to walk.It is estimated that this fall will have to roll to the foot of the mountain. This fall and roll all the way may kill my little life.

Even if I want to fall in love again, I am a grand old man and I will not seek death and life—and I have no intention of hanging on the old tree Zhang Shu. Just go hook up with a whole harem of beautiful boys!

"There are rocks, don't fall, you won't be able to afford it if you break it."

"Alas, there are thorns, hands, hands guarding the leaves!"

"Axi, what kind of shit is this place, so much bird shit!"

"Zhang Shu, caterpillar, good meat, where did it fall?"

"Zhang Shu, why don't you put me at the foot of the mountain, will it be difficult to bring me up?"

"Zhang Shu, tell me, do you like climbing mountains so much, do you want to pretend to be the one between A and C of "will be the top of the mountain, and see all the small mountains"?"

"Alas! Don't go, don't forget me!" You can't just throw me here, right?

"Bastard Zhang Shu! You really put me here?!"

"Where's your conscience? Even if you eat the "heart and liver", you can't eat your heart and liver clean, right? Come back! Zhang Shu, you bastard!" Bugs are dropped along the way, maybe this is the base camp of bugs!I'm just a tall and straight mimosa plant, no matter how male I am, I can't

Why don't you come back?I go!Caterpillar what do you want to do!Am I something you can eat?roll roll roll!If you dare to bite me, I will poison you to death. Don't think that I can't kill you with a mimosa essence!What are you looking at? I've heard of mung bean-eyed bastards, but I haven't seen a caterpillar like you with mung bean eyes. Why are you so wretched?What are you staring at? You bite me if you are upset!See if I can poison you to death!

More and more caterpillars are wriggling and coming this way, no, I'm about to vomit, I never knew I would be afraid of caterpillars.Disgusting.The muscles of the whole body are tense, is it really going to die under the mouth of these caterpillars?Damn, I haven't even eaten Zhang Shu yet, why am I going to be eaten by bugs?This is against the law of the food chain!

Old lady help!

With this roar, the insects stopped collectively as if they had been immobilized.

Huh?I never knew that the old lady had the effect of exorcising demons and suppressing evil spirits.

"Meow~"

No, why is there a meowing sound?There are cats in the place where the birds are flying everywhere?

"Meow~~" There were a few cat meows again, the sound was getting closer and closer, and these insects ran around quickly as if they had seen pesticides, their soft and short bodies were moving quickly, just like that In three or four seconds, they all ran to the small tree two or three meters away from me. The frequency of this wriggling really opened my eyes—where did the cat fairy come from?Really exciting!