After becoming a male goblin

It is easy to go up the mountain and difficult to go down the mountain. If you are not careful, you will rush forward and fall like a dog, and then just roll all the way down.

To be honest, I have always felt that Zhang Shu is not up to standard in some aspects, for example, he is bigger and thicker than me in some aspects.

Not to mention the big-hearted temper that killed a few pots of prickly pears in his hands before, but now, on such a steep mountain road, he doesn't even hold me with both hands.He held the flower pot with one hand and put the other in his trouser pocket, his back was straight and not bent at all.

He looks so good-looking.

But I have to say, this person is really... Pretentious.I still have to pretend in this mountain. I don't know who will watch it.

Wisps of morning light penetrated through the gaps in the leaves, Zhang Shu carried me down the mountain, and Mr. Cat walked ahead.It's a bit boring to keep your mouth shut and not chat with me, but it's okay.

Huh, finally came out of the mountains.This night and half of the day did not last, but there was an illusion of being picked up and rediscovered after being abandoned for decades.

There are people, many people, the gate of the village is right in front of me, and I see people again, many big living people!

Um?Zhang Shu is very familiar with the people here?

"Xiao Zhang is back?"

"Your master has been thinking about you and saying why you haven't come back yet."

"Didn't you bring your friends back?"

"Come over to my house when you have time. I have something good for you. Say goodbye to your master."

"Yo, it's rare, Xuan Ge is back too. Come, come to my house, my house will make braised fish, and I'll give you a piece."

Xuan Ge walked forward, and when he heard someone calling his name, he lazily "meowed".

There was a familiar smile on Zhang Shu's face, and he was not at all uncomfortable.

By the way, I remembered, he said it before.

"I grew up in a mountain village since I was a child. I am a native mountain kid. Don't dislike me when you see her." How did I answer?Can not remember.

Is this the "mountain village" he mentioned?

The place where Zhang Shu grew up is a small mountain village with a simple smile and a ravine that I can't get out of with great effort.

I didn't come when I was still in a relationship, and I didn't mention coming.

After breaking up for so many years, I became a grass in his flowerpot and came to this place.

The small mountain village is indeed very "mountainous", surrounded by mountains.

Uh, then his house...was broken too?

Huh... I still feel a little disgusted.

well?Stopped, is this going in?

Xuan Ge didn't know when he ran away.

I lowered my voice and reminded him: "Hey, hey, you entered your house without even knocking on the door?" This is also impolite.It's just that mountain villages don't pay that much attention, but they are always bad.

Hey, there is an old man, be gentle, don't be frightened by being treated as a thief, the old man will play big if there is a murder case!I don't want to get sucked in and fall to my death.

To stop him: "Hey Zhang Shu, don't get close to the old man, don't scare the old man! Something will happen!" His voice had to be suppressed, just to take care of the old man.

That's right, it's to take care of the old man who will be frightened by a little movement, not to worry about some bad person.

"You are here." An old voice, the old man woke up, the voice was old but still full of spirit.

Well, you know me?Didn't he misunderstand the wrong person?

"Yeah." Zhang Shu was not polite, he just said a cold greeting, picked a small bench and sat down, not as enthusiastic as greeting the villagers outside the house.

Cut, what kind of virtue, even so ignorant of being polite to an old man.

These two people are still very familiar with each other, and they don't talk about their seniority, they speak very casually, but they can't figure out what they are talking about.

No, it should be said that the conversation between them has no end and no beginning, and they can't understand it.

The old man: "I think it's not bad now, what's the rush?"

Zhang Shu: "I have to ask the master to help me with this matter. It's better to solve it early, and the master has been urging me not to."

Old man: "Hmph, you only think about me, old man, when you have something to do."

I only think about the old man when I have something to do. Is it really good to be like this?I looked at Zhang Shu speechlessly.

Zhang Shu: "Everything is ready, just wait for the master."

The old man stretched himself. I thought he was getting up to do something, but who knew that he was directing people to work in one sentence: "Get out and cook."

Zhang Shu stood up and walked into the small kitchen with me.

The old man pointed at him and taught him: "Oh, wait a minute, are you going to take this flower in and smoke it?"

That is, this man is really big-hearted!

I glared at him.

Zhang Shu looked down at me and touched my leaves. I was so angry that I gathered the leaves.

I was placed on the stone table by Zhang Shu, and he said, "Please take a look at it, master." Then he went into the kitchen.

"Stinky boy, you actually put it on the table, and you can't afford to make my chili dirty!"

Really, is my male mimosa not as good as your dry peppers?I don't know the goods!

But this old man really knows how to enjoy it. The camphor tree in the yard is not known how many years old, the branches and leaves are too dense, and it is shady even at noon.

The old man's tea is also very fragrant, hey, he actually ate dried chili?Still don't drink tea?

Old man, are you too old to have a good sense of taste?

Lips are not even red, rough skin and thick flesh?

Seeing this old man eat chili, I just feel thirsty, "Hey, give me some tea? Huh, I'm thirsty."

After chewing three peppers, the old man calmed down, looked at me and curled his lips again, pointing: "Tsk, the brat really can't live, he didn't even water him."

That's right, there isn't even an old man who is as careful as an old man, scumbag.

However, old man, can you not touch your hands?Have you ever seen a mimosa?

Still poked me and creaked, haven't you seen a mimosa!

The old man didn't pay much attention to it, he just picked up the teacup and poured water on me, but he still muttered: "How can flowers bloom without water, you must be a fool."

"Fuck you! Even if it's a mimosa, I'm still a male! You've lost your front teeth and you're talking nonsense without a clue! Blossom you ghost!"

"Growing flowers and growing flowers means that you need to water them to bloom. Tsk, the idiot still doesn't have any common sense."

"You have no experience, no common sense, old man! I am grass, what kind of flowers bloom!! I don't believe that your fairy water can turn me into a flower!"

"I just drank this tea. Lao Wang said that watering flowers with saliva can make them grow faster, more and better."

……

"Crap! You stinky old man! You're disgusting!"

"Cough cough, but it seems to have phlegm. Will it be more nutritious?"

"you dare!"

But this old man is really daring!

The old man's head is getting closer and closer, his mouth is full of yellow teeth, even his lips can't cover it! !

I can only gather the leaves close to myself, I just hope the old man's eyes are right and the boss didn't spit directly on his own dried chili!

"Ahh! Zhang Shu, I'm going to die, I'm going to be disgusted to death!"

"Zhang Shu, you bastard! Heartless! Bastard! Scum! None of you are good people!"

"You old bastard is not a good thing either! It's fine if you bully me as a scumbag, but you old bastard actually came to torment me, you are not a good thing!"

Old man Chen looked down at my flower pot, and said regretfully after looking at it: "Forget it, the brat will deceive the master and destroy the ancestor."

Huh, I finally found a clean one.

"You brat, all the treasures passed down in your family have been taken out to grow grass, so you don't have to worry about bumping and falling."

What happened?He knows what to do with a "family heirloom" to take care of his children, and you have to take care of what people have passed on, and it's really lenient!

However, is it really a "family heirloom"?Although it is barely good-looking, but where is the baby?

This bad old man is really annoying, with a bad personality and even worse character, he calls his apprentices around as servants.

Zhang Shu is not clever, so he let the old man bully him, serving tea and water, cooking and washing dishes, even the flowers he raised can be handed over to such a bad old man... Fuck, you can do it right in front of me!

Anyone who is stupid is owed.

Why did you move me to the gate?Can't you show the grass when you eat?

After all, it is a mountain village, the air is good, and there is still such a cool wind this June.

Xuan Ge didn't know which house he went to eat and drink.

However, why is there such a peppery smell in the courtyard of the master and apprentice?How strong is the wind?

Hey, why are all the tables red?What kind of food?

The tables and chairs in their house are not the common ones, maybe they are the characteristics of mountain villages?Thieves high.My height has shrunk, and my viewing angle is limited. I can only see a bowl of red dishes on the table, but I still can't see what it is.The two of them faced the door and the other turned their backs to the door, and they couldn't see the food they picked up.

I probed in to take a breath, and it was a big sneeze, which made my nose sore.

Bah bah, what the hell are you eating?How strong is the chili flavor?

In the past, I only knew that Zhang Shu said that some elders in the family liked chili peppers. When they lived together, he made a few jars every month and mailed them back to his "hometown".But I never knew that the old man had such a strong taste that he choked to death!

Zhang Shu, why didn't I know that you could make dishes full of chili flavor?The person living with me is a fake Zhang Shu?

Huhu, turned around and turned his head to face the door, took a deep breath and exhaled vigorously, exhaling the smell of pepper.

The old man was not honest when he ate, he turned his head and pointed at me with a piece of red fish between his hands: "Stinky boy, family heirloom is not such a waste method. Such a piece of broken grass can live on the mountain, just you It's silly to take such an expensive flower pot to raise it."

Broken grass?Nonsence!

"Old man, you're so old and you're still big fish and meat, something is going to happen. Yintang is black, and the three highs will definitely not be able to run away. Why don't you speed up the meat for your apprentice? Even if this guy is really a conscienceless person, how can I do it for you? After eating and cooking, it’s only for you, and you’re a shameless person, tsk, both of them are heartless.”

Zhang Shu: "The flower pots are also filled with dust, and I finally planted them when I encountered an immortal flower."

Zhang Shu, what do you mean!I'm a fool to say good things to you!

"Zhang Shu, you are so unfilial, don't you know how to add some vegetables to your master? You always add meat to the old man's bowl, are you intending to murder him?"

"I'm going, this old man is too heavy on the taste, and the sausage is eaten with a whole chili, isn't he an old monster?"

……

The old man talked a lot, but it didn't affect his eating speed at all, and his appetite was about the same as Zhang Shu's.Tsk, I'm really worried that the old man will choke.

The old man smacked his mouth twice, holding a bowl of red soup, looking for something to say: "Boy, it's not easy for this flower to grow so big. But this skinny one is malnourished? Hurry up and make up for it. Otherwise, it will be fun if there are no flowers.”

Nutrition?flowering?You stinky old man is really uneasy and kind!

Zhang Shu, you must be tough!You can't succumb to the old man's wretchedness!

Zhang Shu: "It's not the master's way to survive."

Zhang Shu is doing great!

"Do you know what it means to respect a teacher?" The old man put on a serious look at this moment.

I have seen what it means to rely on the old and sell the old.

Zhang Shu handed over the dried chili, "Master, I was wrong."

well?well!Just bow your head and admit your mistake, isn't it right, how about Zhang Shu's backbone? ! !

The old man was still not happy, so he said "cut".

Take measures!

"It's my fault that my eyesight is not good enough because I didn't listen to my master's words. I was tainted with such a big cause and effect, and I didn't know how to repent and plunged in. A mistake became a hundred years of hatred, and let those bald donkeys seize the opportunity to laugh at us. At this age, Master, you still have to..."

Before he finished speaking, the old man interrupted, "What are you talking about, you brat, you talk more than this old man like me."

Tsk, is it really Master Zhang Shu?Where did such a disgusting old man come from?

But, what kind of gods and ghosts are you talking about?Why can't you understand?

Old man Chen still didn't forget to take advantage of his words: "I'm not afraid to read your partner away."

object?That word sounds really uncomfortable.

Hmph, blame me for being young, I didn't rush to deal with you back then.