After becoming a male goblin

Poke your eyes!

The old man didn't care whether Zhang Shule was willing to listen, and continued to be sour: "It's best to run away."

The old man took his soup, walked to the door, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to harass me.

Although I dislike the chili smell on this old man, the words still speak to my heart.

Avoiding his hand, I said, "Old man, I vote for you."

Zhang Shu, you are not bisexual. You are actually dating a woman. Isn't it a lie to her woman?

Zhang Shu: "Master, are you sure you want to pour down the chili soup, so that this half-dead weed will be cheap for nothing?"

Nest grass!No wonder this soup is so red in color and has a peppery taste!

He reacted and held his nose, but the pungent smell still penetrated into the nasal passages.

"Bastard, you want to poison your second uncle to death!"

Old man Chen: "Go away, you young people are so boring, don't you know that chili water and vinegar taste better?"

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"Zhang Shu, Zhang Shu, leave quickly, this old man is already delirious, if you really torture this old man, you will die!"

Zhang Shu: "Master, one moment is alkaline and the other is acidic. It will damage the flowerpot. I don't have the money to repair it."

The old man smiled: "Boy, it's pitiful for you to be in this position. The old man has a kind heart. You can stay here tonight and go back tomorrow. I'll go to Lao Wang's house later to pluck a few vegetables and finish cooking."

If I want to stay here, I don't want to: "No, no, no, Zhang Shu doesn't need your charity to live. Zhang Shu, let's go back, this old man can make a fuss, and he can't stay for a second longer."

The first male mimosa tree in history to be killed by chili water and vinegar, this is so funny!

Even if he died on Zhang Shu's body, he couldn't die in such a suffocating way!

However, I was wrong, I was really wrong.

At noon, I escaped the combined liquid of chili water and mature vinegar, but in the afternoon, I could not escape the Juewei missile.

"Ouch~vomit~ old bastard, you...vomit~"

"Old man, don't fall in! Zhang Shu! Your master has a convulsion!"

"Oh, Zhang Shu, change the soil, change the basin, change the land, change the person, I'm dead...Bastard, you have no conscience, even if you break up, you won't be so cruel."

Who the hell said first love is pure, beautiful and sacred!

"Sister, come and save me..."

"Huh... so hot, so smelly, let me die..."

Rotten eggs, dead snails, sour bamboo shoots, fishy smell, one is enough to suffer, if they are all mixed together, the monsters will be smoked to death!

It was still bright today, but I lost consciousness and was fainted by the smoke.

You bastard, wait until I become a mature adult to see how I abuse you!

Hey, is it dawn?

But Zhang Shu's "family heirloom" stinks so badly that I can't move it while standing in the flowerpot, my eyes are swollen by the smell and I can't open it.

Feeling dizzy, the plague-stricken old man...

Shaking, an earthquake?

No, who is moving me?

Don't touch me, don't think you're unconscious when you're dizzy, I'm still conscious, don't touch me.

Vomit, I'm about to vomit, why are you spinning around?Didn't the little goblin know that the grass would vomit after such a toss?

Huh, stretch out your hand, grab an arm, it's warm and firm, with a wide palm covering your forehead, it's much more comfortable.

Don't move, let me hug you for a while.

dreaming?

Why is that bastard Xiao He so noisy?

The smell of sunlight is strange. The smell is so strong, how can you tell the difference between sunlight?Can a smoked nose find freshness?

No, my brain is really smoked. ...

Consciousness drowsy and plunged into darkness.

It was evening when I woke up, the sun was setting and the sky was full of rays, and the stench was gone.

Familiar scene, familiar perspective, familiar shower gel.

It was indeed a dream.

Or is it a flashback?

Didn't you say that before you die, you will play back the most unforgettable and beautiful memories in your life? Why is it the reappearance of the scene where I was sad?

He was really going to die, he was going to be killed by Zhang Shu and his bad old master.Even if I really die, I will stay here to make troubles, and let Zhang Shu let me do whatever I want in this way in my dream.

Even if I die, I will always die under the peony flowers and be a romantic ghost!

Zhang Shu, hehehe~

Oh, Zhang Shu is still on the bed?

It's late in the evening, no, Zhang Shu's work and rest are very regular, that's the typical old people's work and rest, and he won't be in bed at this point.

Also, the blanket was pulled up so high that I couldn't see anything from this angle except the thick black hair on top of my head.

hair?Ah, even Zhang Shu, who has been a savage for several years, would not have such long hair. It's almost shoulder-length, okay? ! !

Not me.

Xiao He is light maroon, and Zhang Shuke has never let him lie on his bed before.

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Zhang Shu's new love.

your sister!I'm going to die and let me witness Zhang Shu flirting with others, God, you have no conscience!Unreasonable, unreasonable, saying that the wind is the wind and the rain is the rain, capricious, turning the clouds and rains, turning faces faster than turning the pages of books, and the conscience is eaten clean by caterpillars...

This sunset is obviously not a good omen, and God actually mocked me!

It's really hot, but there is nowhere to erupt, and the fire is even bigger!

My eyes were sore that Zhang Shu appeared.

It's just a hug to bring the beauty back. It's a shame that a comrade like you shows such a happy smile.

Nest grass!Spicy eyes, why do you put your hands in?Don't think I can't see it, the blanket is so thin it's almost transparent!Why are you touching people's stomachs with your hands? I misunderstood you, why are you so wretched?

Poke your eyes!You don't mind touching it, but you still put your head close to smell it, rubbing back and forth like a puppy, are you abusing a dog? ! !

He was very angry, his whole body was so hot, it was as if he was on fire, and his feet were scalding uncomfortably.

Suddenly despising myself, it's just a scene with hot eyes, even if the protagonist is first love, how can it be so uncomfortable?

unusual.

Is it really the rhythm of death?

It is so hot, sooner or later it will be burned, will it be wiped out?

It's really a pity that I can't go to Zhang Shumeng like this or that.

It's uncomfortable. If you want to hug yourself, it will get hotter. To dissipate heat, you should stretch your body and mind to increase the contact surface with the air. However, whether you have strength or not, it's still very uncomfortable.

"Bastard Zhang Shu, you actually showed your affection in front of me. If there is a next life, I will do it until you cry and beg for mercy and call Lao Gong."

It's so hot, it's □□[-] degrees Celsius, will it catch fire?

But the heat is still rising.

The leaves had already been gathered up so they wouldn't burn to the side and cause a fire, but if they burned out of thin air, Zhang Shu would be scared to death, right?

It's a pity that Uncle Cat, who has been lonely and cultivated for so many years, has to return to his lonely and boring life as a monster. If there are no spirits to chat with him to relieve boredom, he will be driven crazy.After all, I thought for so many years that I finally had something to look forward to, but suddenly I died, I am really sorry for Mr. Cat.

Tsk, in the end, it seems that only Mr. Cat will be sad for my "death", but cats don't have tears.I really want to see a cat face crying into a cat face.

Zhang Shu lifted the blanket, but I couldn't see the man's face clearly because of my fuzzy consciousness.

Not reconciled, to the point of death, I don't know what my love rival looks like, and I don't know what Zhang Shu's aesthetics have become. What kind of face should I use to trick him in the next life?

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Note: ups and downs, metaphor capricious or used to playing tricks