After becoming a male goblin

Day by day, I gradually got rid of the state of a weak little seedling.The branches and leaves grow, the rhizomes grow stronger day by day, and the "narcolepsy" has also been alleviated, and I can stay awake for an hour or two after there is no sunlight.

Every night Zhang Shu came back from going out, I could say a few words to him, "Zhang Shu, what kind of perfume smells so bad on you, wash it off quickly. I really don't know where you go to work, colleagues' Is the taste so bad? This smell can even be smelled by this grass, so you must be being dragged around by someone, right?"

"Zhang Shu, you are so unkind, how did you learn the habit of being pampered? Don't tell me, I'm not jealous of him, I just wonder that I didn't teach you the method of being pampered. How can you learn it without a teacher? Yes. You really are, how can you just let this guy eat you, drink you, sleep with you and play with your first love like this? At least let this guy cook by himself? I’m so tired every night when I come back , He actually cooks for this softie. This thing is really not a thing! Zhang Shu, I feel sorry for you, you enslave this lazy guy to help with some housework, I won't get jealous and get angry."

"Zhang Shu, my bottom is a little itchy. Scratch it for me. Well, speaking of it, we haven't had intimate contact below the belly yet. I feel like I'm at a loss. If I knew it earlier, I should have picked it up while you were asleep. You are the only one who fucked you. How stupid and naive I was back then, I actually let you go... Alas, Xiao Xuan put down your salty trotters, not to mention the shoulders, even half a hair was not touched by you !"

Like the days when we lived together, it didn't feel bad.

But there are still some fly in the ointment - there is an extra Xiao Hao in the family, this guy is really getting in the way.

Every time Zhang Shu came back, he would be blocked outside the bedroom by Xiao He, not knowing what to say.Don't you know that Zhang Shu needs to change into home clothes?

Through the door, I couldn't hear clearly what Xiao He was saying, but sometimes I would hear Xiao He's words in a louder voice, which made me a little confused.What "Feng Shui is not good", "I invite you to go to a banquet", "It's hard to live over there"...

Sure enough, one cannot expect human words to come out of Xiao He's big mouth.

I don't know what's wrong with Xiao He. He's been acting like a monster for a while now - sticking post-it notes at the bottom of the wall in front of me.Damn, it's a post-it note in the shape of a hat with a face, and I don't know who made it.

The post-it notes are marked with the date and weather, just like writing a diary.

On June 6th, there was a small wind, and as soon as the breeze passed, this guy would be scared, and the whole thing would be wilted.

On June 6th, it was sunny, the location was good, and the hot sun didn't even shine on me at noon, so give the flower guardian a thumbs up.

On June 6th, cloudy turned to thunderstorm, strong wind, thunder, comparable to Xiaoqiang, such a strong wind was like a breeze, except that it was a little weak, the others were fine, but I don’t know if it can be used as a lightning rod to guide the thunder into the ground .

There is not a single human word in this guy's words, so I don't understand it.

Zhang Shu also took a few glances, but his expression didn't change.

On June 6th, after being exposed to wind, sun, and rain, the perverted grass was still in good condition. It seems that these green hats have no effect on the grass, but Zhang Shu may not be a qualified flower protector , I have cuckolded his baby, but there is no reaction yet.

Me: "...you! Xiao He, you bastard who can't speak human words, ate you at night when you were a demon again! Make you into a green hat and throw you downstairs!"

Zhang Shu didn't know which tendon was tied up, so he said, "It's not the messenger of the flower protector, but the messenger of the grass protector."

Well, this person's emotional intelligence has gradually improved after a few years, not bad.However, don't you feel a little bit shocked when you look at these green hats? !Can Xiao He change the shape of the post-it note?

Today Thursday, the sun has set, around six o'clock.

I'm obviously not sleepy yet, but I'm a little dizzy.No, I was a little dizzy all day long.

Don't say that the king doesn't go to court early, I'm afraid it's because the king doesn't go out of his bedroom from now on—I've been intoxicated by a kind of fragrance called Zhang Shu, which makes me feel hot and weak all over.

In the morning, the sky was full of sunshine, and before going out, Zhang Shu took a puff of Ecstasy cigarettes for me - the man said to a grass: "I will treat you better in a few days."

The voice is deep and gentle, the smell of mint toothpaste on the body when leaning close, the warm breath when talking, very flirtatious, males are always obsessed with these, even if they become a male mimosa tree, they are also interested in this Ruo Wu teased and reacted, and couldn't help shrinking the leaves.

The pleasant voice has been lingering in my ears for a whole day, making me dizzy.

Zhang Shu, are you enlightened, have you decided to be gentle and considerate to your first love?No, is it considerate and gentle to a grass?

The two of us are destined by heaven. When I was human, we were each other's first love. Now that I have become grass, can't you help but love me?

When I was dizzy, I tried to use my brain and began to think about the possibility of love between grass and grass.Well, I seem to have become a fine grass, that is to say, I have the possibility to transform into a human form, and I have the chance to do this to Zhang Shu again!Even Ning Caichen and Nie Xiaoqian can overcome the great difficulty of life and death together, but there is no proposition of life and death between me and Zhang Shu, it is just a matter of human harmony, the probability of success is still very high!

...Suddenly felt that Cao Sheng was moving towards perfection!

Not long after the clock struck six o'clock in the afternoon, I gathered the leaves with a slight sway in the evening wind.

Um?Zhang Shu is back.When Zhang Shu went out, he only closed the bedroom door but would not close it. I heard the sound of his opening the door.

I also heard the voice of Xiao He who came running to dawdle: "Women are really difficult to deal with, but this one on your side seems to be pretty good..."

The following words were interrupted by Zhang Shu: "Are you calling?"

I froze for a moment, not quite understanding what the two of them meant.

"Let you pick up people on Monday."

Zhang Shu responded, "Yes."

Xiao He's voice didn't stop: "The voice is very good, you are really lucky..."

I stared blankly at Zhang Shu who opened the door and came in, and with the slight smile on his lips, I was even more stunned.

Woman, yes, call, pick up, um, laugh...