After becoming a male goblin

The wild man walked towards the balcony, opened the half-open glass door very familiarly, and walked to me with the chicken coop on his head.

Looking closely at this person's figure and appearance and his slovenly appearance, I feel that even an ignorant little girl would not like this guy.

I can draw a conclusion: this person is not Zhang Shu's favorite!

I am the only plant on this balcony, and the man has no reservations about being a guest at all, without Zhang Shu's and my consent, he reached out and fiddled with my leaves when he came over.

Just go and have a look, don't mess with the young master!Don't touch it randomly, just looking but not touching is the greatest respect!

The man's voice came out again: "Zhang Shu, the mimosa you raised has become fine."

Nonsence!The young master has already become a genius!

"What?" Zhang Shu's voice came from the bathroom, mixed with the sound of water, a bit muffled and hard to hear.

I glared at him—can you stop talking to me while someone is taking a bath!

The man changed his tone of surprise and shouted again: "Your mimosa is not shy! Did you raise a fake mimosa?"

I thought he had seen through my personal affairs, but in the end it was just this sentence, which is so rare!

Hey, but you're right, I'm a fake mimosa, surprise or not?

If you are sensible, get away quickly, don't poke at me, I don't want to close the leaves "shyly and timidly" in front of you.

Zhang Shu, who always washed quickly, came over in a bathrobe, his hair was still dripping like it hadn't been wiped.He slapped away the man's finger that was still poking at me, and said, "Don't break it, you won't be able to afford it."

No, don't move around, you can't afford it!

As he said that, Zhang Shu took a closer look at me, as if he didn't notice that I was injured, so he turned around and pushed the man out of the bedroom.The man is still saying something like "This mimosa is definitely not real!" "Either it has become a sperm, or it is a bead under the leaves, you should throw it away, and the seeds will grow in time in this season."

The water from Zhang Shu's hair dripped into my flowerpot, I wanted to absorb the water, but somehow the leaves closed, and the roots were also secretly absorbing the dripping shampoo from Zhang Shu.

Well, his shampoo still smells like mint, the same smell as back then.It smells refreshing.

Looking at the empty bedroom, I suddenly wondered: Why were we divided in the first place?Either he is still mine now...

But when Zhang Shu was making breakfast, the man came back again.

I glanced at him, not interested, turned my gaze to the blue sky, and continued to remember my beautiful first love time.

He poked my leaf, I ignored him.

He clicked his tongue: "Why is there no response in my hand?"

He poked my branch again, but I still didn't bird him.

"You are so disrespectful, this mimosa."

I:……

This guy was still working hard, not someone who knows how to restrain himself, grabbed my tender stem close to the soil and swayed it a few times.

I was so angry, I turned my head and frowned and stared at him, but unfortunately I couldn't burn him!

He clicked tut twice: "Is it true that even rape can't make you shy?"

I couldn't help but roll my eyes.

If you have the ability, come and make a male mimosa!

Zhang Shu, there is a snake skin teasing your first love! ! ! ! !

I really want to protest to Zhang Shu that this man harassed me, but spirits and human beings can't understand each other, so my opinion is destined not to be accepted by Zhang Shu.

I only found out later that this man was Zhang Shu's senior brother Xiao Huo, a man like Shen Jingbing.

I don't know if this guy is really here to eat soft food. After a week, he will go out with Zhang Shu for three or two days, and even when Zhang Shu is out of the house, he will harass my male mimosa plant in various ways.This guy doesn't stop with his hands, doesn't keep his mouth clean, and keeps saying things like "I raped you to the point of embarrassment".

Me: Convex (艹盘色)! ! !You guys have ambitions, if you have the ability, go for it!Let's see who beats whom!

On a sunny Saturday morning, Zhang Shu didn't go out in a hurry, but stayed at home, um, with me.

He had just finished his morning exercise and was wearing a black vest.Standing in front of me, sweating all over, fingering my leaves one after another.

His fingers were very hot, maybe they were a little damp due to sweating, but it was comfortable to touch them all at once.

Although I didn't want to close it up, but the person in front of me is really sexy, my legs are a little weak, ah no, the roots are soft, and I gather the leaves rustlingly, but my eyes never leave Zhang Shu.

Zhang Shu was on the phone, leaning against the corner of the balcony, occasionally saying "hmm."

"understood."

I didn't notice anything else.

After all... At this time, I have already been covered in beauty.

I was still in a daze, Xiao He, who had just gotten out of bed, came to the balcony here.

This guy's arms were quite long, and he stretched them out onto the railing behind Zhang Shu without knowing what to do.Looking at it from my point of view, it is a posture that properly surrounds Zhang Shu, as long as the arms are slightly closed, Zhang Shu can be hugged!I am furious!Can't help but say: "Let go of your salty pig's trotters! Let me do it!"

I guarantee with the integrity of a male mimosa plant, at that moment, I saw Zhang Shu and Xiao He were both stunned!

It's just that I was too dull at the time, and I didn't think they could understand me.

Xiao He smiled, very complacently and cheaply, approached Zhang Shu with a greasy accent and said, "Zhang Shu, I want to eat wontons."

Tsk, soft at first and then high-pitched, almost catching up with one chant and three sighs.

Are you boneless?Can you stand up straight? ! !Always rely on a ghost on Zhang Shu?Eating, eating, and eating won't kill you!

Zhang Shu: "I'll call you when the time comes." This was towards the phone.After hanging up the phone, Zhang Shu pushed Xiao He away with a slap, and walked into the bathroom.

Xiao He didn't give up: "Zhang Shu, I want to eat wontons." After kicking the iron plate, Fang's tone became normal.

Zhang Shu said lazily: "The pot is in the kitchen, and there are only three delicacies in the refrigerator. Go buy other stuffing yourself."

Very good, I nodded secretly: just be so straightforward, otherwise I'll be this guy's husband all day long.The benefits that I haven't enjoyed can't just be so cheap, Xiao He.

They don't even give the three delicacies stuffing, not bad!

Thinking about it like this, it seems that I said what I wanted in my heart: "Zhang Shu wants to be a cook and also be my cook!" This made me regain the feeling when I confessed to Zhang Shu back then.

At that time, I stopped Zhang Shang who was about to leave after class, and took him to the small woods behind the school, and I came to the tree. At that time, I said this: "Zhang Shu, I like you, I like you. Let's date." The mood at that time was beautiful.

Xiao He clicked his tongue a few times, poked me, and said, "This is a world that depends on faces."

I don't even know what this is referring to.

He is still "confiding" to my male mimosa plant: "Why is there such a big difference in treatment? Obviously there is no comparison."

I secretly rolled my eyes - isn't this snake skin?"Confidential" to me all day long.

Fortunately, Zhang Shu didn't have this habit.No, even if Zhang Shu has a habit, that's normal.He lives alone, and there are no close people to talk to, and no pets to say a few words. It is normal for such a seldom-spoken person to say a few words to the plants he raises.

However, people like Xiao He belonged to the abnormal ranks.

What?You say I am treated differently?Zhang Shu is my first love, and Xiao He is the snake skin who yells "I'll rape you till you're ashamed" all the time, so there's nothing comparable.

Xiao He was still talking: "I said, why do you feel shy when you are in Zhang Shu's hands? When you come to me, you are as thick-skinned as anything, and you don't even respond to poking you."

This is the right question, I give you three words: the devil knows!