After becoming a male goblin

I really want to yell at him: Get out of here!You bent to seduce girls, has your conscience been eaten by me? ! !

But in fact, I don't even have the strength to shout.Heart tired.

The lightheartedness of the morning is like fart—it goes away in an instant, and there is no fart left.

Zhang Shu is opposite, but I am not interested at the moment.

It was as if my body had been hollowed out, and I was so tired that I just wanted to sleep.

I'm getting annoyed and don't want to pay attention to these two people.But Zhang Shu came over.He didn't change his clothes, and approached me in a formal suit.The scent of the perfume on my body has changed to another one, which smells bad and makes me dizzy.

I turned my head to the side and looked at the floor-to-ceiling glass between the bedroom and the balcony.The branches and leaves of me inside are gathered and tightly closed to the rhizome, hanging much lower than usual.Visibly listless.

Like a weed that has withered for a few days, it's very similar to my current mood, and it's the same as my first love that is really coming to an end.I was in a daze, and laughed at myself: I still have such a literary idea at this time.

Zhang Shu just came to collect the clothes, took a look at me, clicked his tongue and walked in.

He went in, as usual, took off his coat and trousers, and put his home clothes on.No, usually he doesn't change clothes with a smile.

Tsk, what an indescribable fool.

After a few glances, I felt that this person was too silly to laugh, so I lost the mind to look again.

want to sleep.

Xiao He came in again and said, "Zhang Shu, I have decided, as your senior brother, I must fulfill my duties—this person is going to spend the rest of his life with you, and I have to help you check it out!"

Unusual, Zhang Shu smiled again, this was the second time he smiled when he entered the door today.Normally I'd be rare, but now I don't want to see him - it's so silly and ugly.

Zhang Shu seemed to be in a good mood, and his brows stretched out with a smile: "What's the rush, it's a matter of time, you'd better not come here."

Well, this person is quite protective of this person, what kind of virtue, will your senior brother lose a piece of meat just by looking at it.

Xiao He: "I'm already going to pick up people, and I won't lose a piece of her meat if I take it with me." As he said that, he came to my side and reached out to fiddle with my leaves.

I gave him a listless look and continued to mourn my first love that had vanished into nothing but dregs.

Zhang Shu also came over, he half leaned on the balcony railing with his back facing the bedroom, and slapped Xiao He's troubled hands away.

To say that this person's actions are also eye-catching.

Xiao He smiled ambiguously.Zhang Shu had a relaxed expression: "I won't show you that either."

Me: ...This man's face is really big, he is showing off his posture, and he is still so pretentious at his age.

I turned around, faced the vast sky outside the balcony, and said: "This is a public place, so please get out of trouble for showing affection."

Xiao He didn't know what was causing the wind, he smiled: "You really think of her as a treasure?"

Zhang Shu hurried away: "Go and take your bath."

Well, even his senior brother can't say anything about that person, the more he listens, the more angry he gets, "Your first love is here and you dare to bring mistress back, I won't fuck you to death in my dream!"

Xiao He never knew what atmosphere was. There was one of his ex-teacher-brother-in-law who was sad here. He laughed and went out, and when he got to the door, he still kept his words: "Leave space for you to think about your precious baby." A heart-to-heart! Hahahaha!"

His words seemed to have shattered my dream, so I said, "My dear sir!" Zhang Shu's heart and liver are mine!In the dream and outside the dream are the people under me!

That's a manly thing to say.Although this person is about to fall into the arms of a certain woman.

I turned my head and glanced at Zhang Shu, seeing his smiling expression, I was even more sad, "Zhang Shu, you are a heartless man, you promised to be with me for the rest of your life, but you have not been separated for ten years. Find someone else first, you bastard! I think you are pleasing to the eye only after blinding my dog ​​eyes. Does she look as good as me, does she like you, does she treat you as well as me, does she make you happy if she has me, Do I know that I need to touch your spine when kissing, do I hope to eat your meals every day, do I have an interest in your figure..."

The more I talked, the more sad I became, and I didn't want to talk anymore, so I stared at the night sky without many stars in a daze.

Zhang Shu stretched out his hand and pulled the leaves on my body a few times, muttering to himself: "Is it wilting? Sure enough, I can't support it, so I should throw it away."

So you don't want to support me?The man is not as patient as he used to be.

Where did the vixen come from to wear down his patience?

More and more depressed.

I only hear the smiles of the newcomers, but I don't see the bitter faces of the old ones.The real boyfriend's identity has been robbed, and now even his shelter is about to be deprived.Grass life is bitter, people regard you as worthless and can be thrown away at will.

The few star points in the night sky were blocked by clouds, and it was pitch black, even those strong lights could not illuminate the sky.

Immediately, I felt that the future was bleak, and my whole body was even more lackluster.

Still in a daze, I heard Zhang Shu's voice again: "I'll throw you away if you're still so sluggish tomorrow morning, it's too ugly."

I bowed my head silently, and stretched out my hand to touch the solid branches and leaves, but there was no movement, no vitality.For a moment, I was a little angry, and I had the idea of ​​breaking the jar, and said in my mouth: "Whatever you like, I don't care about your broken balcony!"

Then, I ignored him, and then, I didn't know when I fell asleep.

Last night, I was sad and emotional for most of the night, and spent the second half of the night in chaotic dreams. In the morning, my body felt weak for a while, as if it was hollowed out.

I couldn't help laughing at myself: "Tsk, it is said that women are creatures that need to be nourished by love. I have never seen a mimosa and they need this thing to be nourished."

I don't remember what happened in the dream, but it inexplicably fits with the low mood last night. It seems that it is the so-called day thinking and night dreaming.

This dream consumes energy both inside and outside the dream, and I am always sleepy.Yawning has little strength.

This yawn will die halfway.This year suddenly rushed up, and I was so scared that I quickly swallowed the last half of my yawn-I didn't want to die yet, and I didn't want to be the first male mimosa spirit to choke to death with a yawn.Although I don't even know if I'm the first one, but I just don't want to die like this.If there were rumors like "XX was shocked to death by Xiaosan's aura", even if I died, my sister would have to drag me out and bathe me in sulfuric acid.Oh no, my sister probably thought that I was dead. I guess she wouldn't use my ashes as a sulfuric acid tank. It's not good. My ashes should be buried next to my parents. What's the matter? The elder sister should also take into account the feelings of the two old people...

There are messy thoughts in my head.Today's sun is a little bit hot, and I got hot before Zhang Shang came back.Turn around slowly, put your back under the sun, and let it dry evenly—even if you are double-broken, you can't make yourself ugly with uneven black and white.Even without being tanned all the time.

Although the leaves are opened, the petioles are still drooping weakly.I freed up my feet and touched the leaves a few times, but failed to make it stand upright.It's so listless, it's really similar to the prickly prickly pear that I raised with Zhang Shu before it died.Um?Leave me alone, if you're in a bad mood, don't worry about him. The prickly pear mimosa is not on the same channel.

"Even a male mimosa can't get rid of the nourishment of love?" squatting in the morning light, I whispered to myself.

It's been a long time since I talked to myself like this. Since I separated from Zhang Shu, I thought that this motherly problem has changed, although the old lady said that only men who talk to themselves know how to love their wives.Bah, it's obviously because of being hurt by his wife that he can talk to himself so motherly.

If you say that Zhang Shu is just as bad at raising plants as I am, now that I look like a ghost, I know that this person's breeding skills are still just as bad.