After becoming a male goblin

At this time, Xuan Ge had already sneaked out of the apartment building where Zhang Shu lived, slipped into the flowers in the nearby park, and was placing the canned cat food that Shun came out of.

In the past, Xuan Ge would not have looked down on these canned cats at all.It is not fresh, and it always smells of preservatives, which is unpalatable, and the artificial additives in it may also affect one's own cultivation. Xuan Ge has always been very disliked.The cat food in the refrigerator was specially locked by Zhang Shu and Xiao He, so it couldn't get out at all.

Although Xuan Ge really doesn't want to see canned cats, but now in this urban area, even if he goes hunting, he doesn't know what kind of "rich" chemical substances the "prey" is contaminated with.

In short, due to the situation, Xuan Ge still bowed his head to the canned cat.

Looking at the clump of branches and leaves covering the canned cat food, Xuan Ge let out a listless "meow~".

It was almost noon when Xuan Ge saw Xiao He's car driving into the gate of the community.

Xuan Ge didn't make a sound, just randomly poked the grass roots around him with his fleshy paws.

Still secretly praying: Fatty, you must be upbeat, whether you can transform into a human form and hug your daughter-in-law sooner depends on you!

And Cheng Bei who was "staying behind the ground" was also thinking about Uncle Cat: Uncle Cat, where have you been fooling around?Didn't you come to rescue your brother when he was in danger?What about a lifetime of brotherhood?If you don't want it, don't you?

When Xiao He and the master entered the door, Zhang Shu was still frying the chili sauce inside.

Xiao He held his breath consciously, while old man Chen took a few deep breaths, humming and saying, "You two boys, when you have something to ask me, please be nice, and when you have nothing to do, don't care about my old man's life or death."

Xiao Hao didn't care whether the words were right or wrong, so he quickly apologized and admitted his mistake, acting like a good boy: "Master, we were wrong. No, Zhang Shu rushed to get a few big jars of pickled peppers and chili sauce, and I'm waiting for you to inspect the goods. If you are not satisfied, we still have after-sales service, and you have the final say on what to do."

Old man Chen raised his eyebrows and didn't answer.

Xiao He continued to courteously: "Zhang Shu said that in the future, he would bring his family to make chili sauce to honor you."

Old Master Chen reluctantly nodded, and went into the kitchen to inspect the goods while whistling.

Xiao He smiled, Zhang Shu still has a solution.

Cheng Bei was surrounded by hot peppers all day long, and a blade of grass was in a daze.

On the morning of the fourth day, Cheng Bei woke up choked by the spicy smell.When he opened his eyes, it was old man Chen's old face.

Old man Chen got very close and said, "It's still alive, not bad."

Cheng Bei was very embarrassed and coughed violently. Cheng Bei from the Department of Plants said that he couldn't bear it at all.

Cheng Bei was cursing in his heart: old man, you are so insane, you didn't brush your teeth or you ate peppers to sleep at night!When you open your mouth, there is a strong chili flavor, why didn't you smoke yourself to death!

Old man Chen looked at the flower carefully, curled his lips in distaste: "But this flower is really ugly."

With tears in his eyes, Cheng Bei retorted: "You are ugly, your whole family is ugly, and Zhang Shu is the ugliest!"

The young master is a beautiful flower even if it blooms, how ugly is it?Those of you who eat chili as a meal are ugly!

Old man Chen didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly he smiled, and was interrupted by the little disciple just as he was about to say something. "Master, the time is coming, let's start." Zhang Shu touched the big red flower of Mimosa just blooming, intending to appease Cheng Bei, but Cheng Bei didn't buy it, Cheng Bei glared at him, thinking: Don't do anything Move your feet!

Old man Chen didn't bother with this goblin, he stroked his short beard, and instructed his little apprentice: "You give the child a break."

Zhang Shuyiyan walked to the bed and helped Cheng Bei's body, and leaned closer to kiss him.

Cheng Bei: "... What is "time" and "breathing energy"? You master and apprentice are not engaged in feudal superstition, are you? Damn! Don't abandon science and technology to engage in these frivolous things! It will kill people... Ah, Wo. Grass..."

Old man Chen was not affected in the slightest, and he smiled and took out the tools for eating - mahogany sword, yellow paper talisman, and black dog blood.

Cheng Bei smelled the blood of the black dog, his whole body was uncomfortable, his face turned pale, and he shouted in shock and anger: "Damn it! Take it away! Don't come near me! Zhang Shu! Your master will treat your lover as a goblin and kill him!" !Ahh~ these things will kill you! Bastard Zhang Shu, a heartless man, a scumbag, a dead ghost! If I die, you deserve to be a widow for the rest of your life!"

But Zhang Shu concentrated on kissing Cheng Bei's lips on the bed without being affected at all.

Cheng Bei only felt that "heaven is going to kill me", and he yelled harder.

If you don't call at this time, it will be a big loss when you lose your soul and even become a goblin later.

"Zhang Shu, you scumbag! Playing with my feelings, eating my tofu, and now making some ghostly things to make me disappear, you deserve to be an old virgin for eighteen lifetimes, and spend eternity with your right and left hands!..."

Old man Chen's smile widened, but in Cheng Bei's eyes, it was just the ferocious smile of a bull-nosed old man with a half bucket of water when he "subdued demons and demons", and his curses became louder.

Old man Chen was satisfied with what he had heard, he put away his smiling face a little, took out a yellow talisman and pasted it on Cheng Bei's mouth.

Cheng Bei seemed to have cast a body-fixing technique, his mouth could not make a sound, and his hands and feet were also immobilized.

The world is quiet.

Zhang Shu squinted his eyes, and secretly made up his mind that Cheng Bei must change his words in the future.

Suspected of being possessed by an evil spirit, Cheng Bei became even more desperate, "It's over, this old man is capable, he is still a demented old man, he can't tell which is a demon and which is a human, and he uses the guy who collects and kills demons on himself. I won't be able to run away if my soul is gone. Zhang Shu, a fool, has been fooled by this magic stick, and will really spend the rest of his life in regret and loneliness..."

When Cheng Bei became conscious again, he refused to open his eyes. He kept his eyes open in frustration, not wanting to face the boundless darkness or worse reality.

He closed his eyes and wondered if he was beaten to the point where he was sent to another interface, leaving Zhang Shu and his elder sister at home crying.After fantasizing about this scene for a while, I first shook off a layer of goosebumps.

Cheng Bei was still immersed in sadness and couldn't extricate himself. Suddenly, he felt an arm stretched out to stop his waist, and a deep voice rang in his ears: "Are you awake?"

Cheng Bei froze for a moment, then reacted and opened his eyes wide.

There was no light at four o'clock in the morning, but Cheng Bei was absolutely sure that it was Zhang Shu.

Cheng Bei thought to himself, it was like a dream.Didn't dare to blink more.

Zhang Shu hugged him tightly, resting his chin on his neck, explaining the past few days in a soft voice.

Zhang Shu confessed that he is a warlock, and so is his master and brother Xiao He. These days, he has been trying to find a way to help Cheng Bei return to his body.He also babbled a lot about how he got here after the two broke up when his family was in trouble.He also confessed that he had been in contact with Cheng Bei's sister Cheng Ben in private, and had calculated Cheng Bei's fatality. In order to prevent his meddling from disturbing Cheng Bei's calamity, he never dared to approach Cheng Bei until Cheng Bei was bewitched by evil spirits. When his soul left his body, he went to ask his master for help.

In the end, he also talked about his future plans to live with Cheng Bei.

Cheng Bei was a little dazed when he heard this, and he held onto Zhang Shu's hand, and occasionally asked a few words in a low voice when he regained his composure.

But when Zhang Shu said his plan to live together, he lost his voice.

Now that he thinks about it, breaking up with Zhang Shu really caused a big oolong.

The dream a few days ago was real.

In fact, Cheng Bei still didn't do a good job in the psychological construction of confessing his sexuality with his old sister, and he didn't have the courage to come out to his friends. The closer he was to graduation, the more he wanted to retreat.He thought that maybe Zhang Shu's feelings for him would fade in the future, and he would take the initiative to break up.

He was indeed a "scumbag" at the time, he took the initiative to hook up with Zhang Shu, and dominated Zhang Shu's love. At that time, Cheng Bei was too scared to take responsibility, and he didn't have the courage to come out, so he could only secretly think that Zhang Shu would kick him on his own initiative.

He never took the initiative to ask about Zhang Shu's family situation. Maybe he didn't have long-term expectations for this relationship from the very beginning. He subconsciously avoided the family topics of both parties to avoid further entanglement.He will know that he has an elder who loves spicy food, and he only knows from the fact that Zhang Shu makes a few jars of chili sauce every month and sends it out.

During those days, he was guilty and reluctant, and intentionally or unintentionally alienated Zhang Shu. Zhang Shu cared about himself and asked him what was wrong several times.

Later, when it was time for an internship in senior year, the frequency of Cheng Bei's return to the rented house where the two of them lived was greatly reduced, three or two times a month, and the stay was not long.

Zhang Shu seemed to have noticed something at that time, but he didn't say anything.

Until one night, Cheng Bei worked overtime, and it was past nine o'clock after eating out.As soon as he left the restaurant, he saw Zhang Shu getting off a taxi with a man opposite him.The man held Zhang Shu's shoulders, looking very friendly and familiar.

Zhang Shu has always been polite and distant in front of people, and Cheng Bei even joked, "Zhang Shu, you exude an abstinence smell all over your body, if it weren't for me, no one would hook you up."

Cheng Bei couldn't remember what mood he was in at the time, so he chose to follow them until he saw the two of them enter a five-star hotel.

He watched the two of them take a room card from the receptionist and take the elevator upstairs.

Cheng Bei didn't dare to go up to ask the front desk lady which room Zhang Shu went to. He flinched, afraid that Zhang Shu would really step on two boats.He imagined that Zhang Shu would break up because of his estrangement, but he never thought about the possibility that Zhang Shu would jump on another boat without overturning his own boat.

He was standing outside the hotel, his mind was in a mess, and he was leaning against the streetlight at the oblique corner of the road opposite the hotel.It was past one o'clock in the middle of the night, even though it was summer, but his whole body was cold, and his legs were numb.

Zhang Shu finally came out, with that man lying on Zhang Shu's back.

The next day was Friday, Cheng Bei asked for leave and took advantage of Zhang Shu's absence to go back to the apartment to pack his luggage, left a note "Let's break up, take care of yourself", and left.He also blocked Zhang Shu's number, and asked his sister to help him get his graduation certificate.

Cheng Bei ran away in embarrassment, not to mention asking questions, even asking why he didn't dare to ask over the phone.He made excuses for himself, thinking that he was "mentally derailed" in the first place, he was wronged, and he didn't even have a position to say a reason for breaking up.

According to Zhang Shu, something happened to his family during that time, and when Cheng Bei couldn't be contacted, Zhang Shu had to go to Cheng Bei's sister, Cheng Ben, to confirm with Cheng Ben that Cheng Bei was just depressed and nothing else. After the big problem, Zhang Shu went home.Zhang Shu was delayed by family affairs for more than half a year, and when he came back here, he calculated that Cheng Bei's fate was imminent. Since ancient times, the destiny cannot be violated, but Zhang Shu's cultivation can't force him to change his fate. He can only follow the sky. fate.

What Zhang Shu didn't tell Cheng Bei was that he ran to the depths of Sichuan, spent half a year, went deep into a group of plant-type goblins, and snatched from their mouths this mimosa that had been nurtured by spirit beasts for many years seed.Zhang Shu never thought of telling Cheng Bei about this, he thought to himself, "Cheng Bei, your life is mine, and the karma has already been planted, so don't even think about leaving me in this life or the next."

Since Cheng Bei broke up, he has been depressed for half a year. After the internship, he stayed at home in a disheveled manner for a few months.

That's it, dragging and dragging until now.