After becoming a male goblin

When Xuan Ge returned to the living room, he was hugged by Xiao He.Xuan Ge lazily stretched out his paw and pressed on Xiao He's chest.

Xuan Ge sighed in his heart: Well, this one still feels good in the hand, warm and elastic.I still choose this one when transforming, it is beautiful and practical.

Hey, when can we try the fairy water?

Things like chance are too illusory. If you wait until the legendary unpredictable chance, you don’t even know where your wife has been reincarnated for several times. Worry...

Cheng Bei, you fat man can give me hope, you need experience urgently.

Before evening, Zhang Shu came back very early, carrying a few full supermarket bags in his hands, and the red color inside could be vaguely seen through the white plastic bags.

Xuan Ge rushed into Xiao He's room the moment the door opened, and closed the door with his hind legs.

nightmare!Such a strong and pungent smell makes cats have nightmares!

Xiao He looked at it and laughed loudly: "Xuan Ge, you still have such a big reaction after so long, you haven't made much progress! Hahaha!"

Zhang Shu was also amused, and smiled.

Xiao He: "Tomorrow I will pick up the master, and you will be the cook."

Putting chili into the pot can make people choke and cry, but Xiao He doesn't want to take over the job of making half a table of vegetables and half a table of peppers.

Zhang Shu nodded, "You also bring a can of chili tomorrow, and I'll make it for you tonight."

Xiao He: "Okay. But before you get the chili, you should make a week's worth of cat food and seal it up and put it on the top shelf of the refrigerator, so that Xuan Ge won't have to run away from home again. Let's braise the fish."

Zhang Shu walked into the kitchen, and naturally ordered his senior brother: "Come here and help wash the peppers, I'm too busy."

Xiao He glanced at his closed door with great interest, and replied, "Come here."

Xuan Ge listened for a while, and made sure that both of them had gone to the kitchen to prepare food for himself, then he moved his ears away from the door panel, feeling sad and happy at the same time.

It's still Xiao He who treats me well and cares about me all the time.

The old man is coming, so I still have to steal a few cans of cat food and go out to live a life of stray cats for a few days...

And Cheng Bei was staring at luck at the two bees, and the two bees flew around him several times.

Two bees are sitting next to a bud on a leaf.

Cheng Bei was terrified and furious. He stretched out his hand to chase away the bees, but saw that his transparent palm passed through the branches and leaves and the bees had no effect at all, and he was heartbroken.At this time, the bees moved, and they slowly crawled towards the flower buds. Cheng Bei acted like a live horse doctor, took a deep breath and exhaled a burst of air forcefully, and the bees were frightened and flew up.

Although the little bee was frightened, she was unwilling to leave like this.The scent of flowers emanating from here is a great tonic!

Unwilling to get nothing, the little bee flew back home again and stopped at the root of the mimosa. The little bee crawled slowly and vigilantly, making Cheng Bei itchy.

Cheng Bei was annoyed, and then blew hard to drive away the bees.

After a few back and forth, the little bee also learned to be smart, and stopped on the railing of the balcony half a meter away from the mimosa, obviously wanting to fight a protracted war.Cheng Bei was so angry that he could only stare blankly.

Cheng Bei's heart is desolate, Huluo Pingyang is bullied by dogs, this person becomes a mimosa and also be bullied by bees.Cheng Bei was about to cry when he fantasized about being surrounded by bees gathering honey and pollinating flowers when they bloomed.

It is not easy to be a human being, but it is even more difficult to become a plant-type monster.

There is a wind blowing, the leaves of mimosa sway gently with the wind, the little bee is in the downwind direction, keenly captures the faint fragrance of flowers wrapped in the wind, shakes the tentacles excitedly, and firmly stays here The determination to wait for the flower to get honey.

After dinner, Zhang Shu went back to the house early.

Zhang Shu sat on the edge of the bed and looked at the person on the bed carefully, pinching Cheng Bei's nose with itchy hands.Unexpectedly, Cheng Bei didn't wake up because of holding his breath, instead he squeezed Cheng Bei's face, and then went to the bathroom to wash up.

It was Cheng Bei who suffered, since Zhang Shu approached, Cheng Bei kept sneezing, and almost burst into tears when his nose was pinched.

Cheng Bei was wronged and "tortured", and he settled the score angrily: "Zhang Shu, are you offending me? Either you left me in the barren mountains to spend the night, or you found some messy water to torment me. Use chili to smoke me, you bastard! I don’t know if my young master can’t stand the heat after he becomes grass! You just know how to torment me..."

Zhang Shu took a bath and lay on the bed, hugged Cheng Bei and said, "The chili sauce I make now tastes much better than before, but it's a pity you can't eat it anymore. You have missed the days of being popular and drinking spicy food, but don't be discouraged." , if you want to eat anything else, I can make it for you."

□□It needs to be maintained, otherwise it will not be easy to use next time.Zhang Shu poked secretly thinking about his future happy life.

Cheng Bei, who was a little confused in Shanghai on the balcony, was not convinced: "What do you mean you can't drink spicy food? Besides, there is no one who is allowed to be in charge. I have the final say on what to eat in the future. I will definitely not treat you badly. I will give you everything that is delicious or spicy, as long as your body can bear it."

Although his cooking skills are really not good, Cheng Bei said: You can learn from bad cooking skills.

On the third day, Xiao He went out early with a jar of chili sauce, while Zhang Shu was soaking in the kitchen, fiddling with half a bag of chili.

Zhang Shu carefully closed the door and the balcony door tightly, but the strong and choking spicy smell still squeezed through the crack of the door and spread into Cheng Bei's nose.

Cheng Bei had managed to get most of the sour smell of the "Immortal Water" to dissipate. He had just regained some energy and was stretching out the leaves to bask in the sun, but now they are wilting again.

Cheng Bei was in a bad mood. He wiped his tears with one hand and pinched his nose with the other to prevent the smell of chili from entering his nasal cavity, cursing, "Zhang Shu, are your brain flooded and your neurons soaked in tofu flowers to play with water? Eating chili is not right. Eat with your life like this!"

"The bastard has no conscience and no common sense. Don't you know that the flowers and plants grown at home should be cared for carefully to prevent pungent odors?!"

"If you love chili so much, why don't you just live with chili? Why do you provoke me? With your quirk of making chili all over the house, you deserve it!"

"If you do this, the target will be smoked away by your pepper! You deserve to spend the rest of your life with the pepper!..."

Although Cheng Bei didn't like chili when he was a human, he could still eat it even if he ate it.

When they were together before, Cheng Bei knew that Zhang Shu liked to eat chili. After living together, their recipes really didn't overlap. Zhang Shu's chef also made two recipes.

Cheng Bei would occasionally catch Zhang Shu making chili sauce in the kitchen, but the strange thing was that Zhang Shu made more chili sauce than he consumed.

Zhang Shu explained that the elders in the family like the chili sauce he made, and he would get a few jars to send back to honor the elders from time to time.

He also mentioned that he would take Cheng Bei home to meet his elders.

Cheng Bei couldn't remember how he refused at that time.The only thing I remember is that I was still hesitating whether to come out or not, and the strategy I adopted later was to procrastinate.

Later, his elder sister taught him a lesson, called him a scumbag, and the target seriously considered taking him back to meet his parents, but he just flinched here.He also said that Cheng Bei's behavior was to occupy the latrine and not to shit, and he didn't give Zhang Shu a clear title.

Cheng Bei was silent and avoided.

Now Zhang Shu has filled the room with this strong chili smell, which has smoked Cheng Bei of the plant department to the point where humans and animals are almost indistinguishable.Wronged, sad, sad, and frustrated, they all vented out at once. In this room of outdated first love, Cheng Bei was very righteous.