After becoming a male goblin

At noon, Zhang Shu went out.

Cheng Bei fell into the old problem and couldn't get out - he couldn't figure out why he broke up with Zhang Shu at that time, why he broke up, how he broke up, and how he got through the period of broken love after the breakup.However, when he thought of these things, he felt dizzy, and his memory couldn't make up a complete clue.

He just didn't understand, Zhang Shu was so obsessed with him, and he was also attached to Zhang Shu, but this was a division, why?I still have a vague memory of that period of time.My head is confused and I want to sleep.

And Xiao He, who is full of food and drink and "doesn't do business", walks the cat in the house.It's a pity that Uncle Cat didn't give face, so he just took a nap on the table.

Xiao He hadn't seen Xuan Ge for some days, his mouth was a big talker, he would tell Xuan Ge everything, and he even put a mineral water bottle in front of the cat to tease the cat.

Xuan Ge half-closed his eyes, and made a "meow" from time to time as a response, and moved his paw to wave away a certain hand that was pinching its tail.

Finally overwhelmed by the disturbance, he jumped off the table and walked to Zhang Shu's bedroom.

Seeing the "fruits of labor" of his own, Xiao He hurriedly followed up - walking the cat, that is, the cat walked in front and led the way, and he followed behind to watch the four meaty paws walk on the catwalk.

Xuan Ge stopped in front of the bedroom door, and said "meow" to Xiao Yun.

Xiao He approached and opened the door with a smile.

Cheng Bei was drowsy under the sun, but when he heard the door opening, he lifted his eyelids and took a look, and said, "You're here." It was a greeting to Xuan Ge, and he closed his eyes to catch up on sleep.

Xuan Ge responded with a "meow".Jumped onto the bedside table, bowed his body and took a closer look at the sleeping face on the bed.

Xiao He also squatted down and got closer, with his head pressed against Xuan Ge's hairy face, and looked at the "sleeping boy" together, and carefully aimed at Cheng Bei's neck, but he didn't find it, and "tsk tsk" twice.

Xuan Ge looked around but found nothing, felt bored, so he jumped down and walked to the balcony.

Xuan Ge repeatedly "meowed" several times towards the mimosa, waking Cheng Bei up, and without saying a word, he lay down in an open space under the sun, and fell asleep.

Cheng Bei didn't feel sleepy after being woken up, and he didn't talk for a while: "Xuan Ge, do you speak human language? I can't understand cat language..."

"Hey, don't sleep, wake me up and play with me while you sleep? You eat and don't exercise, and you still lie on your stomach for a long time, you want to be 'three high'..."

Xiao He walked over to look at his cat, took a good look at the mimosa, and said in surprise, "Hey! The buds are all set! The flower fruit is not far away, right?"

Cheng Bei choked on his words, blinked: what?The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly...

Xiao He continued to sigh: "I never knew that the variety of mimosa is so good, it will be shy and tenacious enough, not only can it survive under Zhang Shu's hands, but also germinate flower buds so quickly. Although there is only one small one. "

Cheng Bei stared: This guy didn't wake up, talking nonsense, I misheard.

"The mimosa with big red buds is really rare, isn't it usually purple or pink? Or did Zhang Shu take care of you so well that pink became red?"

Cheng Bei slowly lowered his head to look at the top of the plant's body, and when the big red buds came into view, Cheng Bei was dumbfounded.

Xiao He's voice became clearer, reminding Cheng Bei word by word that this was not a dream, Cheng Bei murmured: "This is not scientific."

Cheng Bei fell into chaos, he felt that he didn't understand the world.

He is a male mimosa, but not a female, will it bloom?

No, he was a good person, how did he become a male mimosa?

It's fine for a handsome young man to become grass, but how can he bloom in the house of his first love?The body is still lying on the first love bed. It's even more bloody than the [-] o'clock prime-time drama, which is unbelievable, okay...

Ni Ma's nosebleed yesterday was not a murder, but a bloody disaster!Otherwise, how can a mimosa plant bear aunt red...

Cheng Bei fell into a daze, he didn't notice when Xuan Ge and Xiao He left, he had already started to doubt life and life.

In the evening, when Zhang Shu came back, he first lowered his head to check Cheng Bei's complexion on the bed, kissed his forehead, and then turned his head to see that his mimosa was wilted, and there was still sunlight in the sky, and the leaves of the mimosa had closed and drooped early.

Zhang Shu took out a white porcelain jar the size of a fist from his handbag, took the jar to the balcony, lowered his head to examine his mimosa carefully, and muttered softly, "Why don't you pull a few?"

When Cheng Bei saw his first love, his heart felt even colder. He was filled with endless sadness, helplessness and desolation. With tears in his eyes, he choked up: "I have turned into grass, and you are still pestering me. Now your first love It's about to blossom and bear fruit... what will you do in the future?"

The man went astray while talking: "When you look for a partner in the future, don't say that you have had an affair with me, a blooming ex-boyfriend, Wocao, this is too funny, you can laugh to death if you say it... "

He didn't care what he said, when he saw Zhang Shu, he was like a kid when he saw his mother, and he didn't notice that he felt wronged and sad, begging for comfort and caressing.

What a shame.

Zhang Shu pondered, "It's about to bloom, why did it suddenly wilt? I heard that flowering consumes a lot, so it should be replenished."

After hearing this, Cheng Bei just wanted to hit someone!

Zhang Shu opened the jar in his hand, and the smell of the liquid overflowed. Cheng Bei was almost overwhelmed by the sour smell.He just wanted to swear, but when he opened his mouth, there was a sour smell, now all he had to do was roll his eyes.

Zhang Shu sniffed, wondering: "Why does this fairy water have no smell? Is it filled with water?"

Cheng Bei's eyes widened, he just wanted to pour the whole jar of water into his stomach and let him taste it!

Being so smoked that he couldn't speak, Cheng Bei frantically swiped the screen in his heart: Zhang Shu, have you been filled with fairy water? ! !

However, the next moment, the entire bottle of water was delivered to his roots.

Now, Cheng Bei really only had the strength to roll his eyes.

"Such a big pot of fairy water should bloom the day after tomorrow." Zhang Shu's tone was filled with joy.

Gently squeezed the big red flower bud, turned and entered the room.

Cheng Bei was left on the balcony trying to exhale and inhale to survive.

Cheng Bei couldn't sleep well, and was half asleep and half awake all night.For a while, I dreamed that half of my body was submerged by the flood, and for a while, I dreamed that the whole mimosa plant was rotting and growing green hairs.

The content of the dream was rich and colorful, frightening and frightening, and Cheng Bei felt a splitting headache.

The next day, when Xuan Ge strolled to the balcony, he was disgusted: "Why do you look bad?"

Cheng Bei retorted weakly: "I want you to take care of it."

"The fairy that is about to bloom, how much you affect the way you look at the flowers."

"..." Those who exposed scars went to the toilet and fell into the toilet pit!

"It's not a female in the first place, and it's still so bad... Hey, I said you won't make a mutant breed?"

Rumors will spread if you don't make a sound, Cheng Bei is angry: "Get out. You. Ah!"

Seeing that his reaction was interesting, Xuan Ge continued to tease him, gossiping: "Don't believe me, I have seen a locust tree spirit, he is also male, and he is about to transform into a human being, and at this time he swallowed the fairy water by mistake. Later, the tree was full of flowers all year round, and after a few years, stinky peonies bloomed. In the end, when he transformed, he had a half-white, half-red yin and yang face."

"That's what they said, but I still don't think it has anything to do with fairy water. Isn't this thing a great tonic for your plant system? How could it have such a funny effect? ​​I still think the reason is your soul, you guys There is a conflict between the male spirit and the female plant body..."

Cheng Bei's heart became even colder.

Now it's not only blooming, but it also has to bloom a mutant variety that is completely different from the mimosa. In the end, even if it returns to human form, it may become an asymmetrical yin and yang face... …

The female plant body, the male spirit, and the goddamn fairy water, can't go back to the old road of the locust tree brother...

Cheng Bei was stunned, Xuan Ge said for a long time and didn't get any response from him, and he was not interested, so he turned and went into the room.When passing by Zhang Shu's double bed, he jumped onto the bedside table lightly, turned his head to glance at Cheng Bei who was still dazed, and gently touched Cheng Bei's face with arched back and stretched claws.

The warm, fluffy, fleshy touch, and the itching of a few hairs, Cheng Bei subconsciously covered the right side of his face, and something furry was touching him.

He reacted and looked at his body, just in time to see Uncle Xuan Ge retracting his claws.

Blink, why eat my tofu?

Xuan Ge tried his hands, but left with a look of disgust.

Cheng Bei was left with dissatisfaction: "Eating my tofu is disgusting! I don't even look at my own virtues. Do you really think you can become a long-haired monster if you keep your long hair and don't cut it? I'll go, you won't be in my face." An unknown smell is left on my face! My handsome face..."

Cheng Bei, as always, was full of distractions and missed the point.