After becoming a male goblin

The counterfeit "Cheng Bei" pretended to be dead in the room, Cheng Bei saw Cheng Ben's serious face and pushed open the door.Cheng Bei thought to himself: There is a play to watch.

My old lady was really pissed off.

Cheng Ben was really not an ordinary person, seeing his "brother" looking so depressed, he didn't even give a soft voice to comfort him.

"Axi, so whoever, don't do such a motherly thing in my face!" Cheng Bei covered his face.

Throw one end on the quilt, you must have watched too many Qiong Yao dramas!

It's really... unsightly.Cheng Bei rubbed his eyes with his hands and washed them.

Only now did Cheng Bei's mind turn slightly: How did Zhang Shu get his body?Where's the old lady?Did the old lady find her body in another man's bed?Why didn't the old lady see her body?Or is it that my body was really taken over by a goblin and did some weird things, and I was disgusted by my elder sister?

Thinking of these, Cheng Bei's mind couldn't turn around, he was in a mess, he couldn't even make sense of the current situation, why Zhang Shu got his body, and what was going on with the old sister.

If he didn't give it, the picture suddenly turned upside down, and Cheng Bei was thrown like a dog. Chewing. Xiang.

It doesn't hurt, what Cheng Bei is dissatisfied with is: You can't make people lose face like this? (Whether I'm a grass or a human!)

Cheng Bei stood up, rubbed his chin, and looked around, the night market.

A person next to him walked by, looking at his back, he was tall with short hair and neutral clothes.Cheng Bei is now so bored that he can't help but open his mouth to tease people: "Guliang, wait a minute, I see that the back of your head is full of black air, isn't it that you are about to suffer a bloody disaster?"

The mouth moved, but there was no sound at all, nothing happened.

Aww!The beauty turned around!Aww...

Seeing the face of the person in front of him clearly, Cheng Bei exploded in an instant, and opened his mouth to scold the immoral dream: "What the hell! Don't keep using my face to do this kind of thing! Dreams also need to have a sense of scale and bottom line. I don't know! MLG egg. egg! Sooner or later you will be locked!"

Cheng Bei felt that it was necessary to maintain his own image. He emphasized: "Do you want me to dress up as a woman by putting on ears and hair? I don't have such a habit!"

People just like to watch other people pretend to be women.

Cheng Bei really wants to kneel down to this dream...

What kind of dark cloud is covering the top, obviously some little goblin who doesn't know where came out and pretended to be her image to make trouble!

Thinking of the little goblin, Cheng Bei was a little nervous: Could it be that there is a little goblin hiding in the dark and coveting my male mimosa, right?This is something you can't eat or touch, so you can only pull me into a dream and bring my face to have a dry addiction?

……

Cheng Bei realized that he really wanted to kneel down to himself, and sighed, dreaming is so tiring, who said that waking up from a dream is like blinking?Heart tired, brain pain.

It was still early, and Zhang Shu didn't even get up.The curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows were not drawn, and with the dim light, one could clearly see what was going on in the bedroom.

Cheng Bei had a dream all night, and his mind was a mess.Secretly slandering: Damn, I've become a goblin, could it be that I also encountered a ghost pressing the bed?

The quality of sleep deteriorated and he was in a bad mood. Cheng Bei couldn't help but resent the person who made him sleep bad——Zhang Shu.

Wait, wait, what's going on?A body that has lost its soul can move around?

Seeing that his whole body was lying on Zhang Shu's chest, his head resting on his neck, and his upper body was not wrapped in any fabric, Cheng Bei was greatly stimulated.

It's not scientific!Could it be that he lost control and returned to his body last night?Or is the body really occupied by goblins... Obviously, the two of them slept in at least pajamas before, when did Zhang Shu change his habit and sleep shirtless?

The morning breeze blew past, and the warm wind took away most of the coolness, only then did Cheng Bei realize that his focus was off - the position was reversed!The posture is reversed!I'm not weak...

"You're so thick-skinned and taking advantage of others, don't the illiterate people in this world know how to write 'self-esteem and self-love'?"

"Scared!" The sudden voice made Cheng Bei jump, and his charming little thoughts disappeared, "Who?"Goblin?Dao Hang looks quite tall?

"Where are you looking, Mimosa?"

Cheng Bei could hear the contempt.

It’s fine to eavesdrop and peek, but why don’t you just keep silent and silent?You have to make a sound...Scary, with an uncle's tone?

For no reason, Cheng Bei felt the nervousness of stealing rock candy when he was a child, and Cheng Ben found out that he wanted to report and force himself to be a vegetarian for a month to lose weight.

Cheng Bei was ashamed and annoyed, and replied silently: "Look at you. Grandpa."

"I don't even know about such a dish through the sound transmission through the air? Or is it that your plant-type fairies are all so weak? Meow~"

Now that he recognized which one, Cheng Bei responded with a whimper, "Master Xuan Ge, you are amazing. You are a cat family, and you are closely related to tigers. You are a simplified version of tigers." Isn't a sick tiger just a cat?

The first sentence "illiteracy" must be retaliation, hmph, cats really are stingy and vengeful, even if they become fine.

Although Xuan Ge didn't understand, he had an intuition that it was not a good word, so he hummed twice, and then tried to say: "Little brother from the Vegetables Division, remember to wipe your nose."

Cheng Bei felt much better after running Mr. Cat off.I forgot what was bothering me for the time being, and hummed an out-of-tune tune in my mouth.

Zhang Shu opened his eyes, bowed his head and kissed the person in his arms, and hugged him tightly. He looked up at the direction of the balcony, smiled in a good mood, looked down at Cheng Bei in his arms, and teased: "You're not going to sleep this night." What did you think, this reaction."

Cheng Bei's face was hot, he stared straight at Zhang Shu's smiling face, and said, "You are taking advantage of me... What's your reaction? How can I react?" The following words turned into murmurs up.He couldn't believe how his unconscious body would respond in the morning.

Zhang Shu was in a good mood, hugged Cheng Bei and kissed his lips a few more times. Before leaving, he said something in a low voice, which Cheng Bei didn't hear clearly.

Cheng Bei fell silent, but secretly narcissistic in his heart: I am indeed very attractive, even this unconscious body can make Zhang Shu so happy...

Until Zhang Shu saw Zhang Shu move his lips to move his hands.

Zhang Shu hugged the person with one arm, and groped down Cheng Bei's back with the other hand, his lips pressed against Cheng Bei's, the thin quilt rose and fell, and Zhang Shu's hand had already touched his ass.

Cheng Bei was so ashamed that his face was on fire, he held his breath and shouted: "Zhang Shu calm down, don't be impulsive!"

After a while, Zhang Shu took his hand out of the quilt, holding a small pillow in his hand.

Cheng Bei: ...Where did the little pillow come from!Why put it behind the ass!

Zhang Shu was thrown out of bed, covered in a pair of big trousers, stretched with a smile, wandered into the bathroom, and said, "If you're not dirty, I'll give you a bath tonight."

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Cheng Bei was stunned for a while before he realized that he wanted to curse: "Yeah! Are you kidding me? What do you mean by being dirty? Zhang Shu, you have no face or skin!"

The heat on his face and butt dissipated, and Cheng Bei took a few deep breaths.The air seemed a little cool this morning, with the wind tickling the top of my head.

Cheng Bei looked away, turned his head to look at the tall buildings in the distance, and was in a daze.

The morning light was bright, the breeze was blowing, a few hairs swept into the ear sockets, and it was a little itchy. Cheng Bei stretched out his hand to stroke the fluttering hair, and whispered: "Oh, don't blow my hair." body, exposed to the side of the wind.

Cheng Bei is a little narcissistic. He thinks he has a good figure and temperament, and he takes selfies and poses from time to time.It's rare to be in a good mood now, and amuse myself by putting on facial expressions in a concave shape.

Zhang Shu tidied up and came out of the bathroom. Instead of rushing to make breakfast, he walked to the balcony instead.

Cheng Bei leaned generously against the wall, folded his arms around his chest, and stared directly at the man who had been secretly playing hooligans just now.

Zhang Shu walked very close, reached out and fiddled with the leaves of the mimosa.

Cheng Bei was still stubborn about not closing the leaves, but the branches at the top were already sensitive, and after being touched a few times, they were so itchy that they couldn't get rid of.

Cheng Bei glared at Zhang Shu and was about to say "Don't push yourself too hard", but unexpectedly saw Zhang Shu smile.This smile doesn't look like a simple good mood, but a smirk with some malicious intentions.The good-looking face was indescribably ruffian at this time, it was so ticklish, and Cheng Bei's face became hot again when he saw it.

Zhang Shu watched the leaves close in his hand, his smile became bigger, his head moved forward again, and he sniffed a few times, "You can give me a little bit of confidence, after raising you for so long, you won't lose any fragrance at all."

Cheng Bei was not happy when he heard it, and retorted: "...Fuck off, do you really think I can bloom!"

Zhang Shu turned around and entered the room in a good mood.

"Don't think that you can talk nonsense because you are good-looking. You are smiling like this outside. Be careful when your aunt throws rotten eggs and calls you a scumbag..."

But no, such a joke is too foul, and if it is released, it is just to deceive the red faces of other little girls.

Cheng Bei was thinking wildly, his eyes fixed on the bed.Your own body is happy.

Hey, I want to have a good face, a good figure, and a good temperament. The aunt in his neighborhood doesn't like him. When she sees him, she pulls him and says she wants to match him...