After becoming a male goblin

Angry was angry, Cheng Bei still tried to pull himself together, he teased secretly, trying to divert attention by thinking wildly.

"It's the same as the movie scene. It's still the kind of ghosts that appear on the scene. It doesn't cost half a dime. It can be done with black cloth and a flashlight for free special effects."

Just as Cheng Bei's mood improved, a figure suddenly appeared again.Cheng Bei was so frightened that he jumped up.

I saw the person who came, it was "Zhang Shu".This one didn't have a good face either, his face was like someone owed him a pile of debts.

Cheng Bei was even more upset. The "culprit" was still "showing face" in front of him, so he wanted to vent his curse.

That's right, it's either swearing or scolding. Cheng Bei has always insisted that two men can't be motherly when they are in a relationship.

Cheng Bei stared and was about to quarrel: "Zhang Shu, you..."

However, Zhang Shu ignored him, and ran over to Cheng Bei regardless of the slightest corner of his eye.

Halfway through Cheng Bei's conversation, there was no one in sight.

Cheng Bei was depressed, one or two of them had become fine, and they disappeared after a few steps.

Cheng Bei was bored, and circled around the dark side around the bright light.Tired of spinning, I called Xuan Ge to come out and play together: "Master Cat, are you there? Come out and play together! I have fish, spicy, sour, sweet, salty, grilled, steamed, braised, all kinds of flavors Both."

With such childish words coming out, Cheng Bei was really depressed.

Of course, there was no response from half a cat.

When Cheng Bei is in a good mood or in a bad mood, he will think wildly and diverge his thoughts, and think of some irrelevant things to continue the joyful mood, or to distract his attention so that he will not plunge into the depressed mood and cannot get out.Anyway, it is often a state where the brain is not online.

He thought: Xuan Ge, an old monster, even if he doesn’t take human form, he can still transmit sound in secret, why can he always hear my shouts, if there is no movement, then he is an old man...

"Wait, fuck me!" Cheng Bei suddenly realized that he had just yelled, but no sound reached his ears.

"What kind of coquettish operation is this!" Cheng Bei really wanted to scold her.

Picking out his ears with one hand and touching his throat with the other, "Hey, can you hear me?"

Of course, there was still no sound at all.

At this moment, Cheng Bei felt cold.

In the dream, in the dark, I have no sound when I speak, my mouth opens and closes like a pantomime, I can feel the muscles of the mouth and cheeks moving, but there is no sound...

The big-hearted Cheng Bei finally felt uneasy, even when facing the caterpillars, he was just afraid, at worst, he would be gnawed bald, but now he feels uneasy, will he just fall into this lost space?

The more Cheng Bei thought about it, the more uncomfortable he was. He missed "Zhang Shu" who had a gloomy face just now. Even if "Zhang Shu" was still impatiently shouting to scum him, he thought it would be better to be quiet now.

Cheng Bei suddenly felt that it was difficult to perceive the flow of time here, or in other words, there was no time flow in the dream.

After Cheng Bei felt better for a while, there was a change in the darkness.

A figure appeared, two figures.

Yo, it's Zhang Shu and his senior brother.The mouth is moving and talking.Cheng Bei couldn't hear a sound.

It's better if there is no sound, it's better than no shadow at all.

Cheng Bei's mind wandered again.He opened his mouth and muttered: You don't walk properly, Xiao He, do you have to hook your shoulders and lean closer when you talk?Why are you biting your ears, for fear that people won't know that your juniors are the same?

Cheng Bei glared at the two of them, but the two of them had nothing to worry about, and they didn't give Cheng Bei the slightest look.

Zhang Shu didn't seem to be in high spirits, his face was slightly gloomy, and his serious appearance was very much like the style of the director of the high school teaching department when he held the "Rejecting Puppy Love Mobilization Conference".As for Xiao He's excessive approach, he did not express any intention of rejecting it.

Cheng Bei joked about "Zhang Shu" to himself.

Another figure appeared, hey, it was Cheng Bei's self-awareness.

"Oh, but, what are you doing with such a gloomy face? It looks like Hong Xing is cheating. Hey, no, isn't this line of sight just staring at the two doggy men over there?"

Cheng Bei followed and looked over, and at this glance, the old vinegar fermented and became angry: "I'll go! Xiao Li, you bastard, can't you put your hands on your shoulders in peace! What are you doing with your arms around your junior brother's waist? !!"

"Zhang Shu, why don't you be more particular! People are taking advantage of you and eating your tofu, and you still don't know how to avoid suspicion, so be polite!"

Cheng Bei wanted to turn around and complain with "myself", but found that "myself" had disappeared, and I didn't know where he ran to a dark corner.

Cheng Bei felt pity secretly, thinking that "I" would go over and tear these two people apart and reward them with throwing each of them over the shoulder.

"Where did the coward come out who smells like someone's stinky feet and doesn't dare to beat others? This guy definitely can't be "I". Even dreams are not so divorced from reality. Sure enough, dreams can't be taken seriously."

Cheng Bei was still complaining, but unexpectedly, the scene switched to his home in an instant.

"Why did my sister knock on my door?"

But "Cheng Ben" just knocked a few times intentionally, and got impatient when the door didn't open, and stopped knocking, and pretended to be the door god with a stern face.

Looking at the familiar scene in front of him, Cheng Bei couldn't laugh or cry, and also missed his elder sister a little.

He joked to himself: "Tsk, sister, pay attention to your image? You put your hands on your hips and twist your neck every now and then. Your future brother-in-law will be scared away when he sees you."

Of course, it was true that she was always beaten when I was a child.

I don't know if the old lady is more distressed or angry when she sees her half-dead appearance.

What Cheng Ben was saying, but Cheng Bei couldn't hear it at all, only saw his elder sister opening and closing her mouth. To be honest, it was a bit funny.

Cheng Ben is a university lecturer who is engaged in philosophy. He has a way of teaching people and educating people, but he has no patience with Cheng Bei since he was a child. Uh, to be precise, he doesn’t give Cheng Bei any patience. north.To this, Cheng Bei protested since he was a child, but the response he got was "You mediots, it's a waste of time to tell you something reasonable."

Cheng Bei had to admit: This guy is really my sister, and he is Fan Yu's younger brother of the future King Zhe.

Cheng Bei wondered: In the past, the old lady just pushed the door and went in and was scolded. Anyway, she never locked the door.

But why is "Old Sister" so "polite" now?Still standing at my door and talking about the "philosophy" for so long?

It's not normal, especially when the impatience on his face is so obvious.

But looking at the serious long-winded posture of the "King Zhe" now, without the slightest voice, Cheng Bei thought it was a bit funny in an unkind way.

Perhaps this is what Cheng Ben said, "Fanyu can always experience the boring pleasure of turning around and doing homework from the mistakes of people around him"?But Cheng Bei didn't care, he finally saw his old sister's "joke", so he hurriedly grabbed the melon seeds to watch the show.

Cheng Bei: "Come on, you didn't even mention having fun, what are you doing with your phone?"

Um?No, there is a situation where the receiver is actually smiling?

"Philosopher, you have fallen! Since when is this mundane stupidity worthy of your smile? Didn't you say that those who laugh at their phones are all fools!!"

Cheng Bei thought about it and realized something was wrong: Who came to pry the corner of my house?Which warrior is so brave?Which sage appeared?

Cheng Bei thinks that he is not elevating his old sister to belittle himself, but, um, how should I put it, what I really want to say is that people who engage in philosophy are far, far behind the people in the world. Disgusted, seeing that my elder sister educates me like "ordinary fool" and "uncivilized" all day long, it can almost be inferred to the philosopher's world view, in short, it is not within the secular boundaries.This can make the philosopher smile and he is not unwilling at all. It must be some kind of immortal to subdue the old lady!

The more he thought about it, the more wrong it became. Cheng Bei thought about the scene at home that would suddenly become gloomy in the future.

Is there going to be two philosophers in the family?

Oh, I'm going, I can't live through this day!

At this time, Cheng Bei had the idea of ​​gossip very inopportunely. He tried to temporarily learn and master the skill of lip reading, but it didn't work.

Cheng Bei sulked: Isn't the younger brother of a philosopher who is not a philosopher really Fanyu?TV shows are a lie.

In the next second, the scene changed again.

Emmmm, we meet again.In the room, Cheng Bei faced "Cheng Bei".

Cheng Bei immediately stood on the front line of the old lady.

This guy's ghostly appearance is really indescribable.

"Cheng Bei" looked sloppy, he didn't know how long he hadn't had his hair cut, his ears were covered, most of his eyes were covered, and his complexion was sallow and sallow. Is this going on a hunger strike to end this mortal life?

Cheng Bei spat at the person staring at his face: Damn, what can be done to be so decadent, it's boring.

Sure enough, dreams and reality are mostly reversed.

Cheng Bei poked secretly for comparison: Young Master broke up with Zhang Shu back then, so he wasn't so decadent, okay?Tsk... Sigh, how did you spend the early days when you were single again?

Scratching my head, I can't remember.Cheng Bei really doesn't have much impression of the memory of that time, maybe he was in a trance for a few days and then he was busy looking for another spring, he didn't pay much attention to it, so he didn't have a particularly deep impression.

At this time, Xuan Ge's voice suddenly came out: "You short, fat and frustrating fat man, do you just remember how much meat you have eaten and lose your mind?"

Cheng Bei was surprised and delighted, and finally heard the voice, but Cheng Bei couldn't admit it, "Where did you come from? Don't spread rumors without basis, Mr. Cat."

Xuan Ge's voice disappeared and fell into silence.Cheng Bei hates it: What kind of dream is this?

The author has something to say: No.1 claims to change to the third perspective, there should be no COO, right?