After becoming a male goblin

Thinking about the fact that he was really cowardly in the past few years, Cheng Bei really wanted to say that he had been possessed by a goblin during that time.Faced with Zhang Shu asking "what is the reason for the breakup" after many years, Cheng Bei really had no face to say it out, so he could only say haha ​​half truth and half lie, "I thought at the time that the two of us could not last long. broken."

Zhang Shu squinted his eyes and didn't ask any more questions. He didn't believe this, but it was not time to ask to understand, so he could only bite Cheng Bei's neck hard to vent his anger.

Zhang Shu really tried to bite hard, Cheng Bei gasped in pain, but he was wrong, he thought that Zhang Shu's youth had been planted in his hands all these years, he just got angry and lost his temper, besides, he was a man In line with the principle of "the daughter-in-law can't complain even if she is angry, even if she beats or scolds", she endured it with tears in her eyes.

When Zhang Shu looked up, he saw Cheng Bei willing to endure and keep silent, and smiled: "Have you been a fairy once, have you got too much water in your body?"

Just as Cheng Bei was about to refute, he suddenly realized something. He tentatively asked, "Can you understand spirits?" He asked whether the three masters and apprentices were all psychics.

Zhang Shu shook his head.

Cheng Bei heaved a sigh of relief, he was also worried that his "smelly shameless" said some shameless things to the target, if this was the case, he would really find a crack in the ground and come out to meet people tomorrow.

Zhang Shu looked at Cheng Bei's undisguised emotions, secretly amused, and when Cheng Bei relaxed his guard, he said: "Xiao Huo and I don't have enough mana, we can only see the spirit of the goblin, and the voice is incomprehensible. But when you meet an old monster like Xuan Ge with strong monster power, you can still understand it."

Cheng Bei: ...Then the scene where I had a nosebleed was caught by the eye?

Cheng Bei immediately wanted to block his nose with mimosa leaves!

At dawn, Zhang Shu hugged Cheng Bei tightly in silence, closed his eyes, and cherished this moment very much.

Cheng Bei asked narcissistically, "Since you still like me, why did you agree to break up? Didn't you ask me to explain?"

Zhang Shu: "I'm going to push you into a hurry. I'm afraid you're really going to run away. Anyway, I'll accompany you to the end. I'm not in a hurry."

Cheng Bei insisted: "How many have been with me in the past few years." Just a few in the past few years, are you not in a hurry?

Zhang Shu: "I won't be so anxious until you really 'cheated' and slept with someone else."

Cheng Bei choked, if he said "sleep" just because he wanted to save face, he would stab Zhang Shu in the heart, and he was at a loss in the first place, and Zhang Shu's feelings should not be worn down like this, but just acquiescing like this made him proud of him. I'm a little upset.

In the end, Cheng Bei didn't ask what he wanted to know, but was told a lot by Zhang Shu and was laughed at.

Over there, Xiao Hao accompanied the master to get up early and had breakfast surrounded by the strong smell of chili.

Old man Chen asked: "Where is Xuan Ge? Where did he hide?"

Xiao He had no choice but to say, "Run away from home."

Last night he wanted to feed Xuan Ge, but he searched under the bed and in the corner of the balcony several times but couldn’t find it. He opened the cabinet to check the canned cat food, only to find some empty ones. The packaging bag was scratched by sharp claws and discarded. Ge was so manic at the time.

Old man Chen hummed: "With such a big temper, do you want to go out and be a wild cat?"

Xiao He whispered: "I haven't seen it staying in the old house for a long time before, isn't it always a wild cat?"

Where there is a master, especially the place where the master eats, Xuan Ge always hides as far away as possible.

Old man Chen selectively filtered his voice, ignored his apprentice, took out a disk, and pulled out a palm-length black... cat hair from a yellow talisman paper bag.

Xiao He blinked, and then saw that his master's yellow talisman was bulging, and couldn't find his voice for a while.

After seven or eight years, he finally touched the truth about the incident where Xuan Ge's figure was destroyed.At that time, Xuan Ge's butt hair was bald, and he hid in the mountains without seeing people for more than half a year. The young and innocent, he even threatened to punish the monster who bit off Xuan Ge's hair...

master!You are such a bright abuser cat!Xuan Ge can get close to you to have a ghost!

Old man Chen smiled proudly, "I knew it would be used a long time ago, but fortunately I have prepared a lot for it."

Xiao He: ...Master, are you still very proud?

Old man Chen didn't care what his apprentice thought, he put the long hair on the disk and opened the door to find the cat.

Xiao He followed quickly.

Old man Chen was an old urchin, and he was talking about looking for a cat. He met an old man sitting alone facing the chessboard at the gate of the park, so he went to "discuss his chess playing experience".

When Xiao He found Xuan Ge, Xuan Ge was still staring at the hard-to-eat canned cat food. Xiao He looked funny, and met Xuan Ge's sad eyes, so he betrayed his junior brother without hesitation to coax Xuan Ge: "No, no! Do you like to eat cat food, go back and ask Zhang Shu to make braised fish for you. I will give you a bath when you are full."

As he spoke, he scratched the cat's chin to appease Xuan Ge.

Xuan Ge thought for a while, then reluctantly moved his ears to show his acceptance.

Seeing his apprentice turned into a cat slave, old man Chen hummed: "Big Brother, come here first today, and I'll come find you tomorrow."

Lao Li immediately asked him not to let him go.

Old man Chen: "My cat has been out for a few days. I don't know how long it has been hungry. I'll go back and feed the cat first. I'll come and kill my brother tomorrow when I'm free!"

Lao Li got the promise from his chess friend, so he let him go.

Xuan Ge curled his lips, cut, he was cheating the old and the young (kitten) again.

Tomorrow it will rain, what kind of chess will you play?

Old man Chen ignored Xuan Ge all the way, but he was very concerned about his apprentice's major life events: "Your junior and younger brother have brought their companions home, why haven't you made any progress?"

Xiao He had no choice but to hug the black cat tightly and quicken his pace.

Old Man Chen: "I said you're not shy to talk to girls, are you?"

Xuan Ge put his paws on his ears and closed his eyes.

Don't listen to the bastard chanting scriptures, don't watch the bastard lay eggs.

Old man Chen didn't care what the audience thought, and said to himself: "No matter what, you can't delay your lifelong event. How old are you? If you want to become an old virgin, it's too embarrassing to say it..."

Xiao He retorted in a low voice: "Master said, the longer you stay as a boy in our profession, the better." You still said that yesterday.

Old man Chen: "Well, if you want to do this, you can follow the big bald donkey to become a monk and forget it. You can't find a partner when you are a boy? Do you really think you are a little bald donkey? Besides, now your junior brother has a home I can't cook for you and take care of you. You don't know how to cook, and you don't know how sloppy you are living alone. It's good to find a friend who knows you well and takes care of you."

Xiao He: "You never said that you don't like my cooking." Obviously you eat very happily when you are old!

Old man Chen: "I'm not afraid of hurting your tender face, just to give you face. Well, don't say that you have so many, you have to find a partner, as long as you like, no matter Whatever you bring back and show Master, I won’t say no.”

Xiao He looked down at the black cat, absent-minded.

Old man Chen raised his eyebrows, "If you really don't have the ability to find someone by yourself, master, I don't want to be ashamed, I will go out and help you pick someone."

Xiao He hummed in a low voice: "Who has no ability." It's just that he didn't meet anyone who was tempted.

Xuan Ge bared his teeth, very dissatisfied.The old ones are really annoying, and they add drama.

Open the door and enter the house, the smell of chili peppers in the room lingers for a long time.

Xuan Ge sneezed several times in a row, quickly covered his nose with his paws, and burrowed into Xiao He's arms.

Xiao He hugged it tightly and comforted him: "It's okay, it's okay, there's no smell in my room, and there's no smell on the balcony either. I'll bring you something to eat, but you haven't eaten well."

Xuan Ge hooked Xiao He's hand with his tail, and motioned him to take his meal to the balcony.

Xuan Ge felt bitter and resentful in his heart, little fat man, this uncle didn't come back to be angry and suffer, you have to live up to this uncle.

Old man Chen has been sticking to the door of the little apprentice's room since he entered the room, listening to the corner.

Zhang Shu left the room half an hour ago to get breakfast and entered the room. He planned to take out the bowl after everyone finished eating, so he didn't close the door firmly. Now there is a small crack in the door, and he can hear the voice.

Cheng Bei had just had breakfast and gained some strength, so he took Zhang Shu's arm and told him what happened before the accident.He focused on reversing some of the things he said just now, showing that although he had looked for others but didn't take it seriously, Zhang Shu still held the biggest and most important position in his heart, and emphasized that he was single now.

Cheng Bei thought, as a man, he still has to take the initiative again. There is no reason to let his wife take the initiative. He showed 12 points of attention, and he was shameless.

Old man Chen happened to hear Cheng Bei asking Zhang Shu: "You have been single all these years, do you still want to get along with me?"

Zhang Shu didn't speak, just stared at him, and touched the back of his neck with his right palm.

Cheng Bei took a few breaths slowly, raised his voice and asked, "I'm pursuing you again now, do you want to agree to be my boyfriend?"

Well, it's very manly, and Zhang Shu appreciates this one.

Zhang Shu heard a little funny, couldn't help laughing, barely suppressed the smile on his face, and was about to speak, Cheng Bei hurriedly interrupted him: "I know how to do laundry, cook, and warm the bed, you are with me Living together will definitely not be a burden. And my family relationship is simple, only my elder sister is a relative, very easy-going, knowing that I like men and objecting. And this time I really plan to spend the rest of my life with you, unless you get bored and leave first , otherwise I will definitely love you and take care of you."

If you are a man, you have to take the initiative and fully demonstrate your own advantages.

The hesitation and uncertainty a few years ago, Cheng Bei is now firm.He also talked about the family that hadn't confessed.I just want to have a fresh start with my first lover.

Zhang Shu smiled, rolled his eyes, leaned closer and said, "Okay." He lowered his head and took another bite on Cheng Bei's neck.

Before Cheng Bei could smile, he grinned in pain.But still very happy, he hugged Zhang Shu's shoulders tightly with both hands, and patted Zhang Shu again after a while to signal Zhang Shu to let go.

I finally coaxed people back, although I like acting like a baby more than before, but man, be more generous.

Zhang Zhangshu is a little distressed, he has grown up to be virtuous, but it seems that he still hasn't figured out where he is, should he still teach?