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"WTF? Cough cough cough cough... How long?" Li Xian swallowed the last bite of apple in his mouth, and took a sip of water.The face was shocked by Fang Mingjin's irresponsible words.

"Let me tell you, Captain, you're not very good at focusing. How did you get into the top spot of your Chinese and Western clinical masters? From what I said, shouldn't you be curious that the person who has a crush on you is actually a boy?" Fang Ming would like to change the mobile phone from the left ear to the right ear.

"Gender is a fart. Brother cares about time. Without the girl I had a crush on for 280 days in high school, there would be no me who is today's clinical master in Chinese and Western medicine, and I would not be your captain. I want to see it, thinking about my past years." Hero, what can I make him look like?"

"According to what you said, it is estimated that he has been obsessed with you since ten years ago, and he has never changed his infatuation. How about being so awesome, he has become the top student in the basic classic class of traditional Chinese medicine, and the captain of the school basketball team-Xiao Liuchuan What about Feng!" Fang Mingjin said with a smile.

"Oh? What a coincidence? Don't tell me that boy's name is Zhuang Ran." Li Xian's words came true. However, it's true that the boy he "secretly loves" is Zhuang Ran, but Zhuang Ran is not the one who has a crush on him.

"Damn, Captain, do you want to be so eloquent? Zhuang Ran is a god in the eyes of all the girls, why did he fall in love with you?" Fang Mingjin changed hands again.

"Don't look down on your captain, okay? Anyway, I'm also a male god with a pure and cold appearance, so why can't I be worthy of Zhuang male god?" Li Xian didn't feel that this topic was getting more and more biased, and had reached a dead end. I have to jump over the wall and continue talking.

"Huh? No. Captain, how do you know about Zhuang Ran?" Fang Ming would like to return to the crooked topic.

"It's not really acquaintances, but it's a coincidence. We ate noodles together today..."

"Damn, we've already fucking eaten together, aren't you familiar?" Captain, don't tease me.jpg.

"Look, I don't believe it every time I have a serious chat with you. I just met today, and people still don't want to add me on WeChat, so they give me a mobile phone number. At that time, did you know how much your captain and I have suffered? It was someone else who took the initiative to add me on WeChat. I made up my mind to take the initiative once, and people ignored me at all. If the only lucky T-shirt of our team didn’t hit him, I really wouldn’t take the initiative.” After Li Xian finished speaking, the call There was a brief silence for 5 seconds.

"What?! Damn, shit, shit, our T-shirt is at the male god's place? This is too coincidental, if you didn't say that you two just met, I would have thought you were playing the role of the male god." Fang Mingjin said The voice raised a tune.

"Hey~ What should I do? If I meet Zhuang Ran in the future, how should I face him? Do you think I should show him something?" Li Xian clicked his tongue twice.

"Captain, I don't think the chances of you meeting God Zhuang are that high. Apart from classes, Zhuang Ran is just practicing basketball, and occasionally goes to our school's affiliated hospital to see a doctor. Except for classes, you practice singing all day long, and occasionally go shopping. Unless the male god goes to practice singing, or you, our dean, and your father follow up with the doctor, it is really unlikely that the two of you will meet." Fang Mingjin still thinks that the meeting between these two people is purely "a blind cat meets Dead rat".

"I think the two of us might meet in class, after all, we don't have elective courses, right?" Li Xian thinks that the possibility of meeting is still very high, at least 30%, 29% due to the small school, and 1% due to coincidence .

"Has the captain accepted Zhuang male god? Is this all a coincidence?" Fang Mingjin asked half jokingly, half tentatively.

Li Xian didn't answer.The scene of meeting Zhuang Ran today came to mind.Li Xian's first impression of Zhuang Ran was not clear except for the ringtone of the phone.

Knowing that Fang Mingjin's words were mostly a joke, but do you like it?boys?I used to have a girl who had a crush on 280 there.

Don't like it?It seems that there is no comparison object.Li Xian spent a full 5 minutes, but did not come up with an answer.

Well, to put it another way, do you like Zhuang Ran?No, just a one-sided relationship.

Do you have a crush?At least not annoying.After all, Zhuang Ran used his own rendition of "I really want to say I love you loudly".He must also be a fan of SD.Thinking about it this way, it seems that he really wants to know Zhuang Ran.But to what extent is the question.Like Fang Mingjin and the rest of the band?Is it at the same level as the classmates in the class?

No, it's a little deeper than this, after all, it's the master of the master.How can we treat everyone equally.Tsk, there's really no answer.

"Zhuang Ran, Zhuang Ran, Zhuang Ran...wait for us, Lao Li's public elective class will start in half an hour, and the new building will arrive in 5 minutes, so there is no need to hurry." Huang Wei replaced the other four shouted.

"Fuck, can you guys have some fucking time, how many classes do you think we have been listening to standing up, a total of 16 class hours, and 8 class hours of listening standing up, do you have to move the desk yourself to take the fucking exam? Go? Don’t fucking want me to help you answer 5 papers again. My right hand can’t fucking feel the pulse when I follow the doctor. You guys almost ruined the next generation of masters of Chinese medicine, do you know?” Zhuang Ran quickened his pace, and the people behind trotted to keep up with the pace of the leader.

"Hey! The male god Bei'er has a share, so you should tighten up!" The boss Zhou Peng echoed, and after speaking, he tugged Peng Hao and Wu Yongxin.Lu Guang followed after Zhuang Ran's words, and raised his eyebrows at the people behind him.

"Fuck, Xiaoliu's grandson, when did he rebel against the enemy, give him a foot of red." Peng Hao ran up and strangled Lu Guang's neck.Several people fought and entered the classroom.

The six of them are all figures of the school basketball team, and they are topic makers wherever they go.Especially in this school where the male-to-female ratio is 3:7, the girls are multifaceted.

Sure enough, as Zhuang Ran said, they arrived more than 20 minutes early, and there was only the first row of empty seats in the classroom.Several people had no choice but to sit in the front row to be eye-catching.

Lao Li followed them into the classroom and turned on the computer, but instead of opening the courseware as usual, he went out and made a phone call for 2 minutes.

Old Li was wearing a white coat and a loudspeaker. He stood on the podium, looked down, and then took the list.

This posture is definitely not roll call, because Lao Li himself once said that he never roll call in his class!This move meant that Lao Li wanted to ask a question.

Most of the people in the audience buried their heads in their chests. It’s not that everyone didn’t understand what Lao Li said. On the contrary, everyone was very familiar with it, but Lao Li added a case analysis every time he asked a question. Cases have nothing to do with this public elective course, but if the answer is wrong, although he will not speak directly, he will tell you various clinical misdiagnosis cases, making you feel that you have committed a serious crime.

The most important thing is that you are just a freshman, and all you know is superficial, go ahead, forget about it during the holidays, there are not many superficial left.

Despite this, everyone still likes to take Lao Li's courses, because Lao Li has rich clinical experience and can really learn knowledge that cannot be learned in books.

By the way, Lao Li's public course is about gender relations, which is the easiest to pass and the easiest to get credits among all the public elective courses, so since the lecture started, there have been a lot of people.

Just as Lao Li was about to call his name, a tall man suddenly came in at the door. He was wearing a white sportswear, with a musical note earring on his left ear, and his head was straight. Then he took a USB flash drive from his pocket and opened the courseware for Lao Li.After completing this series of actions, without raising his head, he sat in the only empty seat in the first row—next to Lu Guang.

Not only Zhuang Ran was surprised, but those in the dormitory were also shocked.The six people looked to the right with Lu Guang as the benchmark.Qi Qi stared at Li Xian.

Maybe it was because the gazes of the six people were too explicit, Li Xian finally turned his head and turned to the left. As a result, Zhuang Ran's surprised face came into Li Xian's eyes.Li Xian raised his eyebrows, needless to say he looked shocked.

Lu Guang stood up very discerningly, slid across the gap of the table, dragged Zhuang Ran from the seat, and sat in Zhuang Ran's place by himself.Then, he winked at the five cats in the same dormitory. Everyone silently agreed, and looked away, took out their notebooks, and prepared to take notes as if nothing had happened.

"Ahem, cough, what a coincidence, you also chose this course?" Zhuang Ran rubbed his nose.It has been confirmed again that there is a kind of fate called the school is small.

Li Xian originally wanted to say that I didn't choose such a class, but just gave my dad a USB flash drive, but only a few people in the band knew that the dean was his dad. Li Xian never publicized it, and kept a low profile. Zhuang Ran who just met, and who may also have a crush on himself, seems a bit inappropriate to say this sentence, just like Daddy Xuan, so he had to acquiesce.

"Well, yes, I borrowed the teacher's USB flash drive last time and forgot to return it." Li Xian turned his head sideways and whispered to Zhuang Ran.

Zhuang Ran was not relieved when he heard Li Xian's words, instead he glanced up and down at Li Xian many times.Zhuang Ran didn't have the nerve to say that the things in Lao Li's courseware were very reserved. If you want to learn, you might as well learn by yourself online.

"Zhuang Ran, let me answer this question, what kinds of contraceptive measures are there?" Lao Li continued the roll call just now.

Zhuang Ran sighed inwardly, stood up and answered. "Safety periods, birth control pills, condoms..."

Li Xian, who was sitting next to him, was not calm anymore. He looked up at the content of the courseware, and instantly felt that he had done something stupid. Fuck, what the hell is going on? Li Xian rarely swears in his heart.

Tell everyone, there is a big SB sitting here, borrowing his father's teaching courseware to learn shameless things.The villain in Li Xian's mind waved a small radio.

Li Xian finally understood what kind of contempt was in Zhuang Ran's detector-like eyes just now, and he felt that he was cheated by his father.

"That's right, everyone must love your girlfriend and boyfriend." Lao Li's thick voice came from the podium.

They all lay down on the table and laughed.

"What's the matter? Male students protect their girlfriends, and girlfriends protect their boyfriends. Is there any problem?" Lao Li obviously didn't understand the student's joke.

"Teacher, another combination is also established." A certain girl in the classroom said.

"Oh, yes, then it can't be called contraceptive measures. It needs to be more rigorous. If you call it a safety measure, it won't involve contraception. The point is safety, and you still have to do a good job of protection. Choosing a regular partner is very important. Please protect Hello, your boyfriend/girlfriend." After Lao Li finished speaking, the students below cheered again.

"Zhuang Ran, don't sit down, try to analyze this case, it doesn't matter if you are wrong, just analyze it first." Lao Li turned around and wrote on the blackboard:

Patient Liu, 35 years old, male.Although the body is healthy, but thin, addicted to tobacco and alcohol, spicy, this acute onset, there is a history of exogenous infection, fever and aversion to cold, fever is more severe than aversion to cold, coughing, right chest pain, cough aggravated, slightly dark red Sputum is thick and abundant.Dry throat, thirsty, like cold drinks, do not want to eat, less yellow urine, dry stool.Red tongue with yellow and slightly greasy fur, pulse with rapid and rapid pulse on the right side and stringy on the left side.

"The patient's body is thin and thin, he likes to eat spicy food, the lungs and stomach elements have heat accumulation, the atmosphere is in season, the patient is careless in clothing, the external wind and heat pathogens, the muscle surface is tied, and the defense qi is not strong, leading to headache, aversion to cold and fever.. ....The right inch floating is a sign of unsatisfactory external pathogens. Looking at the pulse syndrome, the disease is located in the lungs, stomach, and large intestine, mainly due to excess heat, but it is still different from the excess syndrome of Yangming organs...Prescription Use Yinqiao Powder and Maxing Shigan Decoction to add or subtract." Fangran restrained her usual carelessness and focused very much, as if the patient was right in front of her eyes.

"Yes, yes, sit down." Lao Li smiled appreciatively.

For the freshmen, it can be said that the answer is so sharp, it can be said to be very good, after all, Binhu pulse has just learned.

Zhuang Ran's answer also shocked Li Xian who was sitting next to him.It was also from this moment that Li Xian recognized Fang Mingjin's title of Zhuang male god.

The five people in the dormitory took it for granted, because they all knew that Zhuang Ran lived in a medical family since he was a child, and it is said that Zhuang Ran's grandfather was the leader of the medical school.

After class, apart from playing basketball together, everyone often got together to talk about cases, and Zhuang Ran could say that he could easily learn a lot of knowledge that he hadn't learned.

It is said that the secret of traditional Chinese medicine lies in "quantity", that is, the specific grams of each flavor of traditional Chinese medicine cannot be disclosed, especially for medical masters, but Zhuang Ran never hides his secrets.

This is also the reason why Zhuang Ran is so respected by his peers. The title of Zhuang male god is not due to Zhuang Ran's handsome appearance and superb golf skills, but because of his admiration and admiration for Zhuang Ran's innate medical ethics.Everyone agreed that Zhuang Ran would become the next master of traditional Chinese medicine.

Although Zhuang Ran is more cheerful most of the time, when it comes to academic issues, he will change into a different look, very confident, rigorous, serious and humble.

It was the first time Li Xian saw Zhuang Ran like this, and he would never associate the serious and serious Zhuang Ran with the one who used the word "fuck" before.

At this time, Li Xian felt that his eyes were deeply attracted by this boy named Zhuang Ran, and he didn't want to take an inch of his attention away.

Li Xian watched Zhuang Ran's entire class until the break.

He saw that the words on the notebook were as rigid and neat as Zhuang Ran.The hand involuntarily reached out and patted Zhuang Ran's arm.

"Huh?" Zhuang Ran stopped writing and looked at Li Xian.

"Can you lend me a notebook? I forgot to bring it today."

"Fuck, you're awesome, but I don't have any extra notebooks, they're all used, so use them if you don't mind."

"Thank you, male god!" Li Xian took the notebook, and Zhuang Ran also gave it a pen.

"Fuck, I just borrowed your book and you call me male god. What would you call me if I had a crush on you for eight years?" Zhuang Ran deliberately teased Li Xian, who made himself go through five interrogations Master, don't let it go easily, sometimes Zhuang Ran will take revenge.

Li Xian never expected that Zhuang Ran would speak so bluntly about his secret love, no matter how stupid he was, he would be able to hear the ridicule in Zhuang Ran's words.Only then did he find out that Fang Ming had lied about the military situation!

"What do you want me to call you?" Li Xian asked back.

"Fuck, man, what should I ask you now?" Fangran planned to break the casserole and ask the end.

The other 5 people in the dormitory only saw the two of them talking so deeply, especially Lu Guang, who was sitting next to Zhuang Ran, could hear the conversation between the two of them clearly, and even temporarily set up a wechat group with 5 people in private.

"fuck me"

"fuck me"

"fuck me"

"fuck me"

"fuck me"

Lu Guang was in the right formation this time.

"Our male god is so straightforward, he even said he's not a boyfriend"

"What kind of fun are these two playing?"

"Bet a bag of spicy strips, Li Xian will be called a male god"

"Damn, nothing new, two packs of spicy strips, my husband!"

"Three packs of spicy strips, male god"

Several people chatted enthusiastically in the temporary group, but here the two fell into a stalemate.

Li Xian smiled, his peach blossom eyes narrowed into a line again.

"Fuck, you smile like a fox," Zhuang Ran muttered.

Li Xian picked up the notebook to cover his side face, and said something close to Zhuang Ran's ear, and when he left, his lips touched Zhuang Ran's face inadvertently.Zhuang Ran's face was flushed, and he didn't know whether it was because of Li Xian's words or a casual touch.

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Write a little more in this chapter today. Don’t take the cases involved too seriously, just read them.