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Li Xian and Zhuang Ran returned to their respective dormitories after they separated amid various embarrassments.

The two dormitories are very close to each other, and it takes less than 10 minutes to dawdle with small steps.Li Xian had to pass Zhuang Ran's seven-year dormitory on his way back to the dormitory, so it was Li Xian who gave Zhuang Ran a ride.

When the two old men met for the first time, they both had the impression of "the same ringtone as my mobile phone" and "using my song as the ringtone".

It can be said that the two separated and fled.The OS of the two of them was surprisingly the same: don't let me meet that classmate again for the time being.

Zhuang Ran held the Chinese basic textbook in his right hand and moved into the dormitory building, and happened to miss the last elevator.He had no choice but to lift his feet and walk to the opposite elevator. He tapped on the book with his index finger and counted in his heart: 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4... Then the numbers stopped moving like sticky gum. For a long time, only 3, 2, 1, -1.

"Fuck, I still run to the -1 floor to play table tennis in the middle of the night, what kind of hobby is this?"Zhuang Ran pouted.

At the last second when the elevator door closed, a voice came from outside—"Hey~~~~ Wait a minute." The whole elevator students took a deep breath.

A girl with long hair and shawls, wearing white pajamas, squeezed in with a bath basket in her hand.Say thank you.

This attire is not a sight to behold. Women in medical schools are very aggressive, and they are used to various situations in clinical practice. Wearing pajamas and slippers, walking in a dormitory building mixed with men and women is very familiar.

Boys and girls can talk about their aunts face to face, and exchange prescriptions for regulating menstruation, so what else is it?

The elevator reached the third floor, and the girl who just called for the elevator went down.This floor is not directly proportional to her "wait a minute".

"Fuck, what an idiot, this is the fucking 3rd floor, the 3rd floor, not the fucking 30th floor, why are you telling us to wait for her, close your eyes, have fun, and go up in one breath Thing, idiot, you have to fucking yell like that."

Then the girl next to Zhuang complained to the woman next to her.As a result, the words were just finished.The girl who was so relieved by scolding just now went down on the 4th floor.

There was a moment of silence in the elevator, and then, it seemed that someone called ready 1, 2, 3, and everyone burst into laughter.

Zhuang Ran couldn't hold it back, and covered his face with a book, making his mockery of "smiling at fifty steps and laughing at hundred steps" less obvious.

The medical university that Zhuang Ran attended has two special ones, which are not available in other schools.Every time someone joked that Zhuang Ran's school was small, he would use these two all-around awesome skills to make fun of it.

One is that they have a dormitory called Bo Zhong Yuan, a 23-floor mixed-sex dormitory.

This dormitory is called "Bozhong Court", and the name is not the brother of "Indistinguishable Brothers".Instead, it is taken from Qibo, a medical sage who lived under Qishan Mountain, and Zhang Ji, a medical scientist in the Eastern Han Dynasty (character, Zhongjing).The word "garden" is naturally taken from the meaning of "gathering of literature and art".

Perhaps because students might misunderstand the name of the dormitory, there are two statues on the left and right sides of the hall.

It's a pity that few of the students living here have seriously studied the true meaning of this 23-story mixed-sex dormitory.

The academic exchange in "Yuan" has something to do, and Zhuang Ran also participated in the "Bo Zhong Yuan Academic Salon" with his teacher, and benefited a lot.

The name of the dormitory is strange, and the structure is also unique.Men and women live together, without any partition measures, and there has never been any filth.

The floors are divided according to the female students of the School of Humanities and Management other than medical majors (four female majors plus one, just enough to make up a dozen tables of mahjong), female students and male students of the seven-year undergraduate and master programs, female students and male students with master’s degrees, and female students and male students with doctoral degrees. Boys divided.

Although men and women live together, everyone will tie themselves up with the thread in their hearts. Even if there are trysts between men and women on the same building, they will all be in the public hall, and no one will get into a certain floor or corridor to scare people.

The other is the "mortuary". Although Zhuang Ran's school is small, it has gathered a number of ashes-level national doctors of the medical school.The school's affiliated medical school is in the university, and there is a "mortuary" of "far and near civilization".

This is not the case in ordinary universities.

It is worth mentioning that Zhuang Ran's school has a main building with a long history and a retro literary atmosphere, which has summoned many film crews to come here for filming.Many scenes in "The Devotion of Suspect X" directed by Su Youpeng are shot in the main building of the school.

Zhuang Ran's dormitory is on the 18th floor, a very impressive floor. Zhuang Ran once wondered if he had done something outrageous in his previous life.

Hey~ Zhuang Ran talked for a while.As soon as he took out the key in his pocket, the dormitory door opened from the inside.

"Mr. Zhuang, tell me honestly, who is the tall guy who sent you back downstairs just now?".Huang Wei, the fifth in the dormitory, held the door with one hand and blocked Zhuang Ran's way out with the other.

"What's the matter? They're tall. Everyone in our dormitory is 185...average above 182."

Lu Guang, the smallest in the dormitory, leaned on the upper bunk, condescending, and stared at Zhuang Ran with resentful eyes for a long time, Zhuang Ran changed 185 to 182 abruptly.

"Lulu, can we not worry about those 2 or 3 centimeters, what time is it now, the male god Zhuang in our dormitory is about to be snatched away by the wild boy on the side of the road, can we grasp the important point?" The second child, Peng Hao, leaned on the side of the bed and jumped down from the top bunk.

"Who was taken away~~~" Wu Yongxin, the fourth in the dormitory, walked in with a washbasin in his right hand and a thermos in his left.

Zhuang Ran walked to the only desk in the dormitory, threw the book on the table, leaned against the table, took out a cigarette with his right hand, pushed open the window and lit it, held it in his right hand, took a puff, spit it out of the window, and stuffed the cigarette end into the window after smoking. In the half bottle of mineral water on the table.

"Why, what do you mean, this is a joint trial?" Zhuang Ran leaned on the table, squinting at the faces of the four people.

The four of them nodded in unison, "Come on, call the boss, come together, and I'll tell you."Zhuang Ran took out his mobile phone and handed it to Lu Guang who was closest to him.

Lu Guang took the phone, sat up straight, and crossed his legs.Human-machine communication for half a day, "Male god, fingerprint, password"

"It's a lot of work, let me fight." Huang Wei volunteered.

"Boss, come back quickly, someone is going to take our Zhuang'er away, don't ink, come back quickly!"

"What's the matter with LOL, masturbating all day long, I'm not afraid that if I don't come back, no one will help you chase my sister"

Ten minutes later, Zhou Peng came back out of breath. "Master, why don't you tell me to come back, tell me!"

The people in the 1814 dormitory finally gathered, and the five-session trial began.

"Brother Viagra, which eye of yours saw someone sending me back?" Zhuang Ran sat horizontally on the chair, with his right hand resting on the backrest.

"Don't try to deny it, male god, my mother came back after you two, motherfucker, you two are so reluctant to part with me, my mother wants to drag the big tall one up."Huang Wei said that he has already seen everything.

Sure enough, some people's eyes are not easy to use naturally.

Zhuang Ran was amused by Huang Wei's words, "Fuck, idiot, he lives in a brothel and passed by our Bozhong Court. You are a fucking blind man."

The brothel here is a very serious dormitory building. It is next to the second canteen. The name is very simple and rude, because the color of the building is blue. Don’t look at the hat of a brothel. The building is much better, the dormitory is full of floors, and there are several blocks of white tiles.

The remaining four people in the dormitory stared at Zhuang Ran with expressions of disbelief.

Zhuang Ran raised his hands with a helpless expression on his face.

"Okay, I admit, that big tall guy doesn't speak very well, he's about the same as us, why do you call him big tall guy?"

"All?"

"All?"

"All?"

"All?"

"Who?"

Lu Guang destroyed the formation and was very annoying.To answer two questions, Zhuang Ran sighed.

"The aunt on the third floor of the cafeteria, also, calls him a big tall one, he is obviously similar to us."

"He is thin, white, stretched, and tall," Huang Wei gave the standard answer.

"The lead singer of our school's scalpel band, Li Xian."Zhuang Ran handed over the last information he knew without reservation.

"Hold"

"Hold"

"Hold"

"Hold"

"fuck me"

Lu Guang disrupted the formation again.

"Amazing, this handsome guy can kill the little nurse boy who begged for nothing to confess his love last time." Peng Hao bumped Zhuang Ran with his shoulder.

Zhuang Ran's sexuality is not a secret in the dormitory or even in the school. The last dinner in the dormitory happened to meet the six golden flowers in the nursing class.There are too few boys who take care of them, and they are usually taken care of by the girls in the class like flowers.

I don't know why that boy was so crazy that day, he ran over to confess to Zhuang Ran, saying that Zhuang Ran looked like Rukawa Kaede in Slam Dunk, he was very handsome when he played basketball, and his mother almost kissed Zhuang Ran.If it wasn't for the few people in the dormitory who were quick to stop him, if it wasn't for the girl majoring in nursing who stopped him, Zhuang Ran would have wanted to kick him.

A drunken maniac has amazing strength.The five elders in the dormitory didn't open the boy's hand holding his clothes in a daze.

"I have a boyfriend." Zhuang Ran dropped a bomb, injuring one thousand enemies and eight hundred damage to himself.The few people in the dormitory were sobered up by his words.

Zhuang Ran did not deny it, proving that what he said at the time was true.So there is today's scene of five trials.

"Fuck, it turns out that the master of Chinese and Western clinical practice is your boyfriend. Fuck, it's so uninteresting. I've been hiding it for so long."Wu Yongxin hammered Zhuang Ran.

"Don't fucking spread the word, I just met. Today, I had a casserole noodle meal, chatted for a few words, and left my mobile phone number. I told you earlier that I like men fucking, but I said yes Boyfriend is an excuse, fuck~"

"Oh~~~~" The five of them said together.

"I fucking lied to you, I admit it, Li Xian is my fucking boyfriend, the boyfriend I have been secretly in love with for ten years, okay?" Zhuang Ran was about to collapse.

The door of the 1814 dormitory was wide open, and Fang Mingjin, who was on the phone in the corridor, overheard their conversation. Coincidentally, the other end of the phone was Li Xian, the other protagonist of the conversation.

"Captain, I found a boy who had a crush on you for ten years." Fang Mingjin said to the phone with a suppressed smile.

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