wall jump

Back at the dormitory at night, the words Li Xian said still echoed in Zhuang Ran's ears.Her ears were as red as the cinnabar Chinese medicine specimens hanging on the door of the dormitory.

"Tonight は月が绿丽ですね (tonight's night is so beautiful)." Li Xian still didn't answer his teasing at the time, but left this sentence.

Damn, Li Xian still didn't answer Lao Tzu's question.Damn it, why do I need to know the Chinese meaning of this sentence.Zhuang Ran scratched his hair and turned over irritably.

The reason why Zhuang Ran understands this sentence is because when he was in high school, he especially liked Slam Dunk, and he also inexplicably liked the theme song.In order to learn this song, I begged my parents to enroll me in an extra-curricular Japanese class.His parents always respected Zhuang Ran's decision, and directly enrolled him in the three-year course without even asking why.

What Li Xian said was an example given by the teacher when he was learning Japanese for the first time when he was analyzing the characteristics of the Japanese language.

Japanese writer Natsume Soseki asked the students to translate "Iloveyou" said by the hero and heroine in the short article into Japanese. As a result, the students translated it directly into "爱してる (I love you) or 好きです (I like you very much)" you)".Natsume Soseki did not agree with the student's translation, saying that the Japanese are very reserved and would not say this sentence directly.Then he gave the sentence "Tonight は月が白丽ですね (Tonight's night is so beautiful)", which later became one of the most classic confessions in Japanese.

Zhuang Ran didn't know whether Li Xian knew what he meant by this sentence.

If Li Xian knows that he understands, is Li Xian confessing to himself in disguise?But that's a little too fucking bullshit.Counting tonight, the two met for the second time.

Kill at first sight, love at second sight?

Zhuang Ran posted a post on the forum: If a boy only knew you for one day and confessed his love to you after two meetings, what would happen?

It didn't take long to build more than 100 floors.

"The landlord is a boy! Ah~~~~ That's love at first sight, together~~~"

"I think the landlord may have offended this boy and retaliated against him."

"May I ask a weak question, is the boy who confesses his love handsome?"...

Zhuang Ran swiped through it, but had no substantive comments, and finally deleted the post.

What if Li Xian felt that he didn't understand?Then why did he say this?Flirting?Looking at Li Xian's virtues, he seems to be dragged to [-], so he won't be able to tease himself, right?

My uncle's Li Xian, Zhuang Ran covered himself with a quilt and rolled on the bed twice.Originally, Zhuang Ran wanted to roll a few more times, but the school bed was too narrow to give him a chance to perform.

Li Xian lay on the bed and sneezed for no reason.

"Mr. Zhuang, you can't do it. You and Singer Li have been separated for less than two hours. It's hard to sleep." Wu Yongxin, who was on the lower bunk, poked his head out of the bed and kicked the upper bunk with his foot.

"Fuck, yes, I fucking want to kill Li Xian, I can't even be separated for a minute." Zhuang Ran threw the quilt aside and jumped off the upper bunk.Turn on the lights in the dormitory.

In fact, several people in the dormitory are still awake. After all, it is just 23:[-], and the night life has just started.

Lying in bed is a preparatory position. When to sleep with eyes closed, you have to check your phone to answer.

As soon as Zhuang Ran turned on the light, the people in the dormitory seemed to have found a reason to stay up all night. They all sat up from the bed in an instant, and looked at Zhuang Ran standing in the middle of the dormitory together.

"Tomorrow is Saturday? No experiment class?" Huang Wei, the fifth in the dormitory, said some useless nonsense.

"Come on, let's build it! Babes! Haha~~~" Lu Guang jumped off the bed, and took out a carved lacquered wood box from the cabinet.

Except for Zhuang Ran, they all rolled off the bed in unison as if they had been spayed with chicken blood, and ran towards the box like hungry wolves pouncing on their food.Zhou Peng and Peng Hao approached each other with a ruler and tape.

"Dangdangdang~~~ Dear judges, the repertoire of the 1814 dormitory is about to start. Please prepare for your actions. If there is any damage during the game, you will not be responsible for it. You will be responsible for your life and death!" Lu Guangshun Zhuang Ran A book, rolled into a straight tube, stepped on the stool with one foot, announcing the curtain.

"Can you fucking change the repertoire? You've been playing this shit since the first semester of freshman year, and you haven't had enough of it?" Zhuang Ran moved a stool and sat in the middle, with a look of lovelessness.

"Male god, it's been a long night~ How many people will you accompany me?" Huang Wei rubbed his hands and said.

"Damn it, just 10 minutes, come!" Zhuang Ran opened Lu Guang's box, and took out a thick stack of cards from it.

"Old rules, answer quickly, answer wrong by a ruler and stick the hair with tape." Zhuang Ran randomly took out a card from his hand. "Excuse me, what kind of Chinese medicine is this? Start answering!"

"Astragalus" Peng Hao quickly answered.

"Medicinal properties?" Zhuang Ran asked further.

"Sweet in taste and slightly warm, it has the effects of invigorating qi and strengthening the surface, healing sores and promoting muscle growth, and diuresis." Zhou Peng stood up and answered.

"Good, students who didn't grab it, please use the ruler to hit each other three times, and those who answered correctly, use tape to tape yourself, the body part, and the right arm." Zhuang Ran quickly twirled the astragalus card in his hand with his right hand.

"NO! Why is the male god still punished for answering correctly?" Zhou Peng raised his hand to express his dissatisfaction.

"The objection is invalid, because Huang Qi is not happy today!" Zhuang Ran held the card between the index finger and middle finger of his right hand, and slashed Zhou Peng.

Several people in the dormitory looked at each other, and felt that today's various Chinese medicines might be in a bad mood.Several people fought a cold war at the same time.

Unsurprisingly, in these 10 minutes, no matter the correct answer or the wrong answer, they are like eggplants beaten by frost. They swear in their hearts that they will never talk about Zhuang male god behind their backs again. God knows.

"It's 10 minutes, let's play. I'm going home today, see you on Monday! Oh! By the way, buy me all the spicy strips, you lose." Zhuang Ran put on his coat, took his mobile phone and left dormitory.

Downstairs, I met the dormitory auntie, and she lied, saying that I had acute enteritis and needed to go to the hospital.The aunt asked again and again before letting go.

Zhuang Ran's dormitory is locked at ten o'clock every night, and the time when the aunt locks the door is always on time throughout the year, never more than one minute, never waiting for a second.Students who are outside the closed door have to come up with their own tricks if they want to come in.In fact, it is mainly aimed at women, after all, same-sex repulsion.Every time girls come in, they either rely on being coquettish or cute, or they rely on cursing.Boys are much more convenient, just relying on gender. Auntie's preference for boys has always been an unsolved mystery of Bo Zhongyuan.

Coming out of the dormitory, Zhuang Ran looked up at the sky, the moon tonight is really round.

As the cold wind blew past, Zhuang Ran shuddered, zipped up, and shrank his neck.The moon made Zhuang Ran's shadow long and thin, and the dim street lamps darkened the shadow secretly.

Fuck, why am I thinking about this all by myself.

Zhuang Ran bit his zipper, took out his phone, unlocked it, found the incoming call from Li Xian, and dialed it.

Although it's so late, it's a bit strange to call someone who has just met for a day and has met twice, but it can't hold back the unknown anger in Zhuang Ran's heart.

"Buzzing...buzzing" the phone screen lights up, and the caller ID shows "Xiao Bupleurum (mine)".The phone rang five times and was picked up.

"Hello..." Li Xian answered the phone with his eyes closed in a nasal voice.

There was no sound on the phone for a long time, Li Xian opened his eyes and looked at the phone, "Xiao Bupleurum (mine)".Instantly awake, he tentatively asked, "Male god?".

"Well, now, is it convenient to come out?" Zhuang Ran pressed the finished cigarette with his left hand to the trash can, kicking the stones on the ground and asked.

Li Xian looked at the time at 23:45.Although I don't know why Zhuang Ran called him at this time to ask him to go out, but he still said, "Okay, where are you?"

"You guys go downstairs." Zhuang Ran hung up the phone before Li Xian could answer.

Three minutes later, Zhuang Ran saw the door of the dormitory opened, accompanied by the impatient voice of the housekeeper's aunt.

Li Xian came out from the dormitory door and saw Zhuang Ran with his hands in his pockets and his head tucked into his clothes.The half-length hair covered those big bright eyes, and he hurried over.

"God, how long have you been waiting?" Li Xian didn't realize that his voice was extraordinarily gentle.

"Fuck, so fast, didn't you sleep?" Zhuang Ran looked up at Li Xian and asked.

Li Xian smiled and returned to "No, I'm all asleep, male god, where are you going?"

"If you don't ask me anything, just ask? Maybe I'll ask you to come down and say something?" Zhuang Ran raised his chin.

"I guess I won't be able to go back, because I told the aunt of the dormitory that my classmate is sick, acute enteritis, hospitalized, and has to stay in bed." After Li Xian finished speaking, he turned his head and pointed to the door of the dormitory, laughing a little awkwardly. .

"Damn it, is this the excuse for all the students in our school to lie?" Zhuang Ran couldn't help but laughed.

"Basically, it's mainly because it works, and there's no reason not to let it out." Li Xian grinned.

The two looked at each other and laughed again.

In the middle of the night, neither of them dared to laugh out loud, they were both crazy.

"My car is downstairs, get in the car and say?" Li Xian raised the car key in his hand.

"Damn it, you're just driving a freshman, so flamboyant?" Zhuang Ran didn't expect Li Xian to drive a car. The main reason is that in such a small school, using a car instead of walking, one kick of the accelerator might leave the school gate.

The black Jeep, the license plate number is also very intriguing, L1011.

"Fuck, how did you choose your license plate number?" Zhuang Ran still didn't hold back, and asked Li Xian.

"You don't know?" Li Xian felt that the person who used the SD theme song as a ringtone should know the meaning of these numbers.

"The jersey numbers of Rukawa Kaede and Sakuragi Hanamichi? And your last name?"

Li Xian nodded.

The two fell into silence again, and neither of them asked, why did they come out so late, what's the matter?

Li Xian drove the car into an old community not far from the school.

"Damn it, you're not going to call you out so late to get revenge on me, are you? Are you planning to destroy the corpse?" Zhuang Ran pressed the car door with his right hand, as if the next second, Li Xian nodded, and he would run out at any time.

"Male god, no." Li Xianyi got out of the car, "Our old house is here. My parents originally planned to sell it, but I am more old-fashioned and like it. I usually come to see it when there are no classes. Look, the top floor, the 6th floor, let's go, male god."

Zhuang Ran followed behind Li Xian, and the two went upstairs one after the other.

Li Xian opened the door, and Zhuang Ran followed in.Before Zhuang Ran could turn around, Li Xian leaned over and held Zhuang Ran against the wall with one hand. Zhuang Ran raised his head, and by the moonlight outside, the music note earring on Li Xian's left ear was very coquettish.

"Damn it, you..." Zhuang Ran was in the middle of speaking.Li Xian leaned his whole body over, his ears were filled with the sound of Li Xian's breathing, and in the silent room, they could even hear each other's heartbeats.

"Turn on the lights."Li Xian pressed the switch on the wall with his left hand, turned around and left immediately, took two steps and then turned around, "The male god doesn't think I want a wall, does he?"

"Not at all," Zhuang Ran walked to Li Xian's side. "Tonight は月が白丽ですね (Tonight's night is so beautiful), why did you say this to me?"

Li Xian never expected that Zhuang Ran could say this sentence completely.

The two sat on opposite ends of the sofa, as if facing each other.

"Do you speak Japanese?"

"A little bit, I studied for three years in high school." "Why?" Zhuang Ran asked again.

"I can't help it." Li Xian sighed, "At that time, I couldn't help it."

Zhuang Ran didn't speak, but frowned, staring at Li Xian closely.

"God, I still want to say this to you." Li Xian walked up to Zhuang Ran, squatted down, raised his head, and looked at Zhuang Ran.

"Why?" Zhuang Ran wanted to ask, why did he still say this now.

"I like you a little bit," Li Xian admitted generously.

"Fuck, I just said, why did you say this for no reason, it really is," Zhuang Ran heaved a sigh of relief, and leaned on the sofa.

Li Xian didn't expect that Zhuang Ran asked him to come out in the middle of the night to ask this question, and he didn't expect that Zhuang Ran wasn't shocked at all when he confessed his love directly.Is the male god's brain circuit really different from others?

"God, your reflection..." Li Xian still maintained a squatting posture.

"Huh? What do you want me to do?" Zhuang Ran lowered his head.

"Is it okay?" Li Xian asked.

The two looked at each other for a long time, Zhuang Ran stood up and helped Li Xian up.

"Play the phone ringtone for me, and I'll tell you." Zhuang Ran turned around and added, "I'm a little tired, will listening to it while lying down affect your performance?"

Li Xian led Zhuang Ran into the bedroom, Zhuang Ran was not polite, took off his shoes, lay down on the bed, got into the quilt, pulled the quilt under his neck, and signaled Li Xian to start.

Li Xian picked up the guitar beside the bed, the familiar prelude played, and Zhuang Ran closed his eyes...

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