wall jump

The clock hanging on the wall is like an aunt who is frantically buying in a supermarket. The hour hand, minute hand, and second hand are fighting for each other, gritting their teeth and rushing forward desperately. No one wants to be left behind.

Li Xian checked the last reading question, put down his pen, propped his chin up with one hand, and looked at Zhuang Ran across the desk.

Zhuang Ran frowned, lightly clenched his left hand into a fist, and rubbed his teeth against his middle knuckles from time to time.The black carbon pen was spinning rapidly on his right hand. Li Xian almost stood up when he saw this, applauding and cheering, come on boy!You have 10 minutes to defend your hair!

Li Xian stood up, turned his stiff neck left and right, and made two bangs. He felt that with two more shakes, the neck would roll off his shoulders, telling the world that it once stayed on such a handsome person. Tsk, thinking of this, Li Xian felt a bit insane.

Unaffected by the person next to him at all, Zhuang Ran was still competing with the last reader.Li Xian watched as Zhuang Ran couldn't end the battle for a while, so he planned to warm up the oden on the table.

Stepping on his slippers, he tiptoed out of the study and put his things on the stove. Li Xian stretched his waist, he hadn't been so focused for a long time.

Turn on the tap, wash, take out a paper towel and wipe your hands.Looking at the bucket full of red oden on the stove, Li Xian suddenly felt that the taste of pickled peppers in his mouth also became irritated.

After putting the things in the microwave oven, I took them out after thinking about them, found out the instant noodle pot, poured the things in one by one, and turned it to the maximum firepower.The pot was bubbling and bubbling very quickly, as if lava was about to overflow. Li Xian turned on the range hood, but he couldn't take away the unscrupulous and pungent spicy taste. Tsk, the male god's taste is too strong.

"I seem to have heard the call of food, ah~~~ Fuck, it smells so good. Is your boyfriend so virtuous?" Zhuang Ran walked to the stove, his eyes stuck to the pot like 502 glue.

"Come on, boyfriend, try to see if it's done." Li Xian picked up a piece of fish tofu, put his left hand under it, and handed it to Zhuang Ran. "Blow it first, it's a little hot."

Seeing his favorite oden, Zhuang Ran didn't care about the profound question of whether it was hot or not, so he opened his mouth and took the fish tofu from the chopsticks, only to realize that his mouth was hot!

"Fuck! Spit it out quickly!" Seeing Zhuang Ran's flushed face, Li Xian hurriedly uttered a foul word.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck~ I'm scalding to death." Zhuang Ran spit out the fish tofu in Li Xian's hand, and jumped on the spot.

Li Xian threw away the fish tofu in his hand, took out a can of cold beer from the refrigerator, opened it and handed it to Zhuang Ran.

Zhuang Ran didn't answer, and waved his hand at him. He went to the refrigerator to get a can of Pepsi, and took a couple of gulps before he regained his composure.

"I don't drink beer." After Zhuang Ran finished speaking, he turned and turned off the fire.He picked up the small pot and walked towards the living room. When he was about to put it down, he realized that there was no heat insulation pad!

When Li Xian came out of the kitchen with Pepsi and beer, Zhuang Ran was sitting on the sofa, wrestling with the pot, the scene looked a little funny.

"Just put it on top, it's okay, I do it often." Li Xian took the pot and put it directly on the coffee table.

"Fuck, I wouldn't have been here like an idiot for so long if I had known the fuck." Zhuang Ran started eating in front of the coffee table.

"Hey, let's not talk about it. The Oden cooked in our school supermarket is really good. You see, the fish tofu and shrimp steak are very delicious. Baby, did you forget to bring me sesame sauce? What do I say? What does it taste like?" Zhuang Ran clicked his lips.

"I found out that you are really good at what you eat. You forgot the sesame paste, so I'll vent it to you." He was about to stand up, but was grabbed by Zhuang Ran.

"Don't worry about it, I'll just eat it like this. The one in the supermarket is delicious without sesame paste. I'm just used to it. Have a bite?" Zhuang Ran bumped Li Xian with his leg.

"Although I don't eat spicy food, it's another story if my boyfriend made it myself." After speaking, he opened his mouth and bit off half of the crab steak, and took another sip of wine.

"Li Xian, don't you eat half and half when you eat at home, tsk, eat so much like a woman, this crab steak is not very big in total, if you have a big mouth, you can probably swallow three in one bite You fucking have to give me a bite." Zhuang Ran put the remaining half into his mouth, stretched out his hand and slapped Li Xian's thigh.

"I really can't eat a little bit of spicy food. The level of resistance to spicy food has been cultivated with the male god. Otherwise, I might not be able to open my mouth even if I have the courage to gather up for three days. Therefore, male God, I'll help you later, my lady is so polite." After speaking, Li Xian stood up, pinched his orchid fingers, and made a nondescript bow.

The two were giggling together again, I really don't know where these two people have so much fun in a day, anyway, they just want to laugh when they get together.

"I'll cook you some noodles after I've finished eating. Don't refuse in a hurry. I don't easily cook for others, especially cooking noodles. My parents are the only ones who have the good fortune. Tsk, I fucking feel that I In my previous life, I was a God of Cookery, but because I took a sip of sesame oil, I was demoted to the human world, and it has been a calamity." Zhuang Ran took the last bite and brushed out the pot by the way.

"Yo, my boyfriend is so good, I think if I don't eat it, I will regret it forever, will there be benefits if I want to eat it next time?" Li Xian took a bucket of instant noodles from the refrigerator.

"Well, it depends on my mood, do you have green onions at home?" Zhuang Ran asked.

Li Xian was stunned. Isn't it OK to cook noodles just by putting the ingredients and noodles together? Why do we need green onions?He looked up at Zhuang Ran.

"I said it's the exclusive Zhuang's secret cooked noodles, tsk, let's have some snacks, brother." Zhuang Ran patted Li Xian's face.

"There must be no green onions, but" Li Xian took Zhuang Ran's hand, walked to the door, opened the door, opened a small gap, observed for a long time, and then poked his head out, "Don't make a sound, walk slowly .” Li Xian turned around and explained.

Pull Zhuang Ran out of the door and walk to the slow platform between the 6th and 5th floors.The two walked deliberately lightly, and the voice-activated lights that appeared in the corridor did not have time to respond.With the help of the light from the room, Zhuang Ran was surprised to find that there was actually a bunch of green onions on the platform!White and fat, tender and green, Zhuang Ran felt that he couldn't find a word to describe this honey sauce scallion.

Li Xian pulled out a green onion with one hand, and dragged Zhuang Ran back to the house in two steps.The two closed the door, were stunned for two seconds, laughed together, and sat on the ground.

Hold!Uncle policeman!It's these two thieves!Steal my onions!

The people living in this old building are all retired old men and old women. Don't look at the old couple living in this old building, but they are rich and hold several houses in their hands.Lai stayed in the old house. It was the house where he lived for decades. He had feelings and moved to a new community. The door was closed all day, and he didn’t even have an old partner to talk to. It's boring, how could it be that in this old building, every family knows each other, even if they meet each other when they go out, even if they just say hello, they feel that life is going well.Older people are more affectionate, and neighbors get along better than distant relatives.

Accompanying the existence of this old building is the sense of age engraved in the bones. Logically speaking, the corridors of Li Xian's old house are all prohibited sundries. If they are placed in the new community, they have to be taken away.Things like unused cabinets, cages for walking birds, things that you don’t want to throw away are all piled up in the corridor. Once you put them there, people will know, no one steals, no one grabs, this is an unwritten convention.

This habit naturally opened the door for Li Xian to steal green onions. Zhuang Ran felt that the two of them were like thieves. They ran out just to steal a green onion. Started a side job of stealing green onions, tsk, this is the first time in my life.

"Tell me, will the old lady on the opposite side find out tomorrow?" Zhuang Ran almost laughed out loud, and reached out his hand to wipe the tears from the corners of his eyes.

This is probably the first time for Li Xian to do such an unreasonable thing, "Sure, boyfriend, you don't know how scary the memory of the old lady in this building is. The last time the band came here for a small gathering, I forgot to buy it." The cold salad is ready, Guo Yu desperately wants to eat shredded potatoes, and then we have no choice but to go to the supermarket to buy some, and then we saw potatoes in the stairway." Li Xian said halfway, and lay on his back directly on the ground, "Oh, No, let me laugh for a while, this is too funny, I will live by this joke all my life, hahahaha."

Even if Li Xian didn't say anything, Zhuang Ran would probably be able to sort out the ins and outs of the situation. It is estimated that several people brought up a bag of potatoes from others.

"Then Guo Yu took all the potatoes in the bag, such a big potato, four! When we brought them up, we thought two would be enough. We were about to open the door and planned to return two, but we heard the old lady in the corridor yelling at me. He said, "Which little bastard stole my potatoes, and took everything worth ten yuan, so poor and crazy, that's our starling's dinner!", you know, mynah is a dog, old man My wife has been raising it for many years, that dog is almost mature, and can sing! I guess it was learned by Jiantian and the old lady dancing square dance, oops, no, let me laugh a little longer." Li Xian said without image After rolling twice on the ground, he stopped laughing magically.

"Fuck, water!" Zhuang Ran jumped up and went straight to the kitchen.Fortunately, it didn't burn dry, just opened, just in time to cook the noodles.

"Did you eat that potato afterwards?" Zhuang Ran felt that a few elders would not be able to snatch a dog's things.

Li Xian picked up the green onion on the ground, peeled off the skin, washed it, and brought it to Zhuang Ran, saying, "I didn't tell them that mynah is a dog. They all thought it was a bird, so they ate it without any pressure. Anyway, I took a bite." Not moving."

"Don't they think it's strange for a bird to eat potatoes?" Zhuang Ran took the onion, removed the head and tail, quartered it, and then cut the ginger and onion into equal sized onions.

"Male god, your knife skills are really amazing. A cook who has been delayed by Chinese medicine, tsk tsk, no, I have to commemorate it and take a photo." Li Xian looked at Zhuang Ran's back by the stove on his phone, and that The shredded green onion that looks like hair, I think this side must taste good.

"Why don't you try it too, medical students have two great skills." Zhuang Ran put down the knife and gave way.

"Which two?" Li Xian picked up the knife and tried it. Although he was not as thin as Zhuang Ran's, the size was miraculously the same!

"Sketch and knife skills. In order to repeatedly strengthen the memory, I often draw the structure of body organs and skeletons. Girls in other schools draw a cheap and cute hooligan rabbit or something. The girls in our school have to draw a Mickey Mouse with a skeleton. Son. Not to mention knife skills, you probably are better than me, after all, I focus on Chinese medicine, but you focus on Western medicine, right? This knife skill is not good, and in the future, surgery will be performed on this technique, and patients are not willing to seek it. You!" Zhuang Ran put the sauce packet in the pot.

In fact, when the students in Zhuang Ran's school were practicing dissection, in addition to the general teacher, they would also buy a whole chicken with bright spots to practice their hands. It is said that the most powerful seniors in their school can pick out all the bones of the chicken, and The whole chicken, except for the lack of bones, has not changed at all!

Anyway, they can practice with anything. Boys buy needles and threads, and practice sewing with incisions. Even in the direction of Chinese medicine, when they study pulse conditions, they will experience various pulse conditions in various ways. You have to experience carefully, either drawing pictures or simulating pulse conditions.So let's not talk about whether the cooking skills of studying medicine are good for the time being. The knife skills and painting skills are definitely in the middle and upper reaches of the crowd.

Li Xian wiped his hands and patted his own, tsk, his appearance is a bit low.

Zhuang Ran put the dried vegetable buns and noodles into the pot again and turned the heat to low. After the noodles naturally spread out, he turned on the high heat again, added the sliced ​​green onions, cooked until 7 minutes, then added the salty buns, and waited for 30 minutes. Seconds directly turn off the fire.

"Wow, boyfriend, it's time to open a shop. The color is bright and the noodles have a strong flavor." Zhuang Ran picked up a chopstick and put it on, and then said, "The noodles are fully flavored, the flavors of the soup and green onions have been cooked into the noodles, um, It's very strong and delicious." After speaking, he gave Zhuang Ran a thumbs up.

The two of them cleaned up after eating, checked the answers, and found that Li Xian's answers were all correct, and Zhuang Ran made a wrong one to fill in the blanks.

"Tsk, keep it hidden, Li Xiaoxian." Zhuang Ran tapped the test paper with his hand and said.

"Okay, I'm ready for the rubber bands, come on, Zhuang Xiaoran, braid your hair." Li Xian took out the rubber bands and walked over.

"Fuck, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." Zhuang Ran handed over his hair to Li Xian.

Standing behind Zhuang Ran, Li Xian grabbed Zhuang Ran's hair on both sides with both hands, and combed a small chirp with a rubber band. He looked a bit like Joe Odagiri, tsk, he was so handsome, with his bangs combed up, Zhuang Ran's big eyes could see the sky, which made people's eyes shine.

Li Xian took a photo of the back of Zhuang Ran's head, put together the shredded green onion and boiled noodles between himself and Zhuang Ran, and sent a message to Moments with the text:

My shredded green onion lowered the overall appearance of the palace-level Hu's secret boiled noodles!Ha ha!The noodles cooked by the male god are really おいしい (delicious)!The only thing that can be sold is my hair combing skills.

After Li Xianfang sent it, Zhuang Ran swiped it with his mobile phone, tsk, commented casually: the workmanship is good, I like the hairstyle.

Zhuang Ran's comment instantly blew up Li Xian's circle of friends, causing a thousand waves with one stone!

Everyone commented.

"I'm the back of the male god's head, number one, don't rob me!"

"I ate this ton of golden dog food."

"The same style of instant noodles GET"

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The author has something to say:

Continue tomorrow~~~ The noodles are delicious